This morning Marty reached the point where he just couldn't take it anymore. All this time of living in fear of posting his crap on Facebook finally overwhelmed him. Marty decided to throw caution to the wind and made another attempt to get the attention of his messiah Big Vexi.
Marty Prehn
There are several different people who have posted as Bob or Robert Cookout III and has been identified as has Sean Flemming.
Like · 4 hours ago
Just when we think Marty has accepted the fact that Big Vexi couldn't care less about him, we see yet another attempt to put us in his crosshairs. I honestly don't think Marty is bright enough to understand the implications of his great leaders reply.
Big Vexi
So how many different blogs do these cyberstalkers have?
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That's right Marty, no one has heard your numerous cries for help. Big Vexi didn't even know there was a blog devoted to your complete stupidity. All those posts on your Facebook page, as well as the comments on other's pages, were a total waste of time. But of course, Marty just isn't able to give up.
Marty Prehn
Iave you seen the Marty Prehn Chronicles?
Like · 26 minutes ago
That's right, Marty makes yet another attempt to send Big Vexi our way. After all of his screams for help defeating the evil RC3 that have been ignored, he makes one more attempt. Does Marty really think this time will be different? Can he finally convince someone that we should be lumped in with the 'Evil Cookie" and his Joey Minions? Will he ever pull his head out of his ass and realize all he's really doing is giving us a boost in readers with his free plug of the blog? As we all have learned by now, he's still a clueless idiot who'll never figure it out.
There is possibly help on the horizon for poor hapless Marty. Recently acquired information has pointed out that Marty has a girlfriend! No, that is not a typo. Marty is officially in a relationship. We can only hope that Linda, his boss' daughter, can help guide the now not-so-secret agent through the pitfalls of civilian life. To show his new sucker, oops I mean girlfriend, how head over heels in love he is he posted a video of her on his Facebook page. Everyone should stop by and take a look. I believe she is on the right.