Marty Prehn Beaten Again (and again)

The big day for Domestic Violence victims everywhere has finally arrived. Despite the fact that half of Michigan is underwater, Marty's landmark battered wife trial started today as the Mongoosmobile zoomed into the court parking lot blaring "I am Woman, Watch me Roar...".  The case was resolved in fairly short order and Marty's attempts to use this event as his platform to threaten people for months came to an unceremonious end. Big "fireworks" were going to happen today, but it appears Marty's fireworks were soaked like the rest of S/E Michigan.

This trial was to be another chance for the Mongoose to get on the witness stand and send someone to prison. Not only was Marty going to put his ex roommate away for a long time, several others were going to be in deep legal trouble today as well. We'll review some of these threats and point out that once again, Marty ends up looking not only like a fool, but a big fat sissy.

Marty had all but guaranteed John was headed to prison. This trial of the century would be Marty's chance to testify against him and send him to the big house (with Jr, perhaps?). As is the case with everything Marty claims, it didn't happen. Despite Marty's begging to the prosecutor and judge, there was no jail time handed down. A simple plea deal was struck and probation was the sentence. Stay out of trouble for a while and we'll forget about the whole thing.

Another threat of Marty's heading into this trial was the claim that John was illegally growing marijuana in the basement of the home they shared. Drug charges were sure to be slapped on John and the house seized for being a drug house. Of course as soon as he started trying to bring this threat into play, Marty received his usual courtroom instructions. "Please sit down and shut up Mr Prehn". Marty still hasn't learned he can't throw other charges into a trial, it's only about the official charges brought by the prosecutor. I guess his high level meetings were unable to result in these extra charges being filed. Once again, Marty's attempts at added vengeance fail. Anyone else detecting a pattern here?

Today was also the day Guy and Robin would pay a heavy price for an alleged "Retaliation Eviction" and theft of Marty's "intellectual properties", whatever that could have been. How many times have we seen Marty ranting about MCL 600 and his ex landlord not understanding how much trouble they were in? As everyone, except Marty I assume, knew none of that had anything to do with today's trial, it was never even mentioned. There was also to be a mail tampering charge in there somewhere as this case was dismissed months ago but Marty claimed his landlord stole his mail.

Another big happening today was contempt charges for Robin and Marty passing out PPO's like candy on Halloween. Of course, since none of the targets of these threats were involved in the case, they weren't there to laugh at Marty. Why fight through floodwaters to see Marty acting like the complete idiot he is. There will be plenty of other opportunities to watch that. Besides, as his former friends and landlord, they've had their fill.

This review has only touched on a few of the idiotic threats Marty had made heading into today. Feel free to mention others in the comments as you laugh. Today's court outcome for Marty was exactly what we've come to expect when that moron shows up for anything - a resounding failure. Nothing he said was going to happen actually did. Everyone Marty threatened with pending legal doom remains free and relatively happy. Marty once again storms out of the court room butthurt that he didn't get the results he wanted and looked stupid in the process. And we here at CoM have yet another reason to laugh at Marty. Some things just never change.

Marty Prehn's Mental Masturbation

Tomorrow could be a fun day for both Marty and CoMmies everywhere. To Marty, it may be an opportunity to have someone other than readers of this blog hear his lies, as Facebook has gotten sick of them and he's literally ready ready to explode. Accordingly, we here at CoM are at DEFCON 5 Spew Alert!

Marty is due in court once again on Tuesday the 12th for his ongoing Domestic Violence victim horseshit. We haven't heard any of his standard threats or promises of pending arrests, PPO servings or other "fireworks". How can the Mongoose possibly go into court without threatening half of the free world with upcoming legal doom? It's something he's never done before, but then again, he's never gotten a single one of his complaints actually heard in a court until he tried the old "battered wife syndrome". Has Marty figured out that every time he predicts the outcome, his targets get to relax because that's a sure sign that they are in the clear?

Part of the reason Marty is slipping in the threat department must be his obsession with the evil Flemshady in effort to win favor of his man crush, Big Vexi. Even after Marty's many failings last week, he doesn't seem to be able to get over his butthurt at being mocked, ridiculed and shunned. He is still sharing Big Vexi's hate articles aimed at the Flemster stating why a PPO was requested. It's over Marty, just like the Vinsetta parking war that you kept posting about a week after it ended. Nothing to see here. Move along, silly mongoose. 

As further proof that Marty just can't make himself switch his hatred of Sean back to all the players in his domestic violence/retaliatory eviction saga, he honored us with the following post on this very blog from a secret location in Oakland County. We're quite certain Macomb County libraries have gotten sick of his patronage: 

"Marty Prehn August 11, 2014 at 11:26 AM

A VERY interesting conversation with a new fb friend of mine one Jameka Scott. Does that name ring a bell with anyone?"

This is exactly what we've come to expect from the moronic Special Agent. If it happened at all, he sent a Facebook friend request and a private message to an AT&T employee. They became fast friends and had a conversation, supposedly about Sean Fleming. As of this writing, this woman is not listed on Marty's list of friends on Facebook. It's obviously nothing more than another name drop of a person Marty doesn't know, has never communicated with and couldn't care less about his stupid Facebook messages. Sounds exactly like most of the people Marty claims are his friends. A dumbed down and targeted version of the FBI/DoJ/CIA communications, if you will. Newsflash, Marty: While you're driving all over S/E Michigan in search of free internet, that woman and most decent people were at work earning a living - not accepting FB requests from the local idiot to discuss coworkers.

Marty crawled out from under his rock to take a swing at Fleming through this blog, as he's a frequent reader here. Of course, this merely illuminates Marty's ongoing confusion as to who actually writes this blog. Marty is so clueless, my identity changes on a regular basis. I guess I'm Fleming today, (but yesterday I was his landlord or MVZ) and dropping that name means nothing to me and AT&T is nothing more than a lousy cable TV provider. Keep trying, Marty. Even a room full of monkeys with typewriters might eventually bang out all the works of Shakespeare. You can't expect to scare people who are too busy laughing at your inept attempts to be intimidating. Damn, you're stupid.

As Marty spins towards court tomorrow and his focus is still on Flemshady, we're monitoring and waiting for his next load of crap.  And like so much worthless spew before, we'll be here, laughing and bringing it to the masses for your entertainment.

Gentle readers:

What better way to celebrate the largesse of the Mongoose as well as our 100th Chronicles of Marty article than a pictorial representation of the last nine months!

Celebrate with us as we unscrew the caps of our Walmart champagne bottles here at CoM.  Be sure to take advantage of the nifty control panel on the picture below to join us down memory lane.

For cheap flip phones, good luck with all of that.  

Yeah, this means you, Marty...

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48 Hours in the Life of a Mongoose

As the two most important days in the career of Lawless America's Regional Director and Doofus in Chief, Marty Prehn came and went like so many stolen Slim Jims, I think we should review what happened. Grand promises were made and big threats thrown around. Were these two days another great Marty failure? I'll let you decide.

With Big Vexi's announcement that he was coming to Michigan to file a personal protection order against Sean Fleming, Marty began to spit some of his most vile sputum we've read since he decided to attack his baby sister. To be quite honest, I can't even remember them all. They all blur into just another greasy spot on Marty's stain-filled life. I'll rely on our readers to point out anything I might leave out. Marty promised two days of incredible events that would point out just how important and great the Mongoose truly is.

A big Meet and Greet was promised for day one of the two day festival. Marty invited his huge following to come meet the Mongoose and his second banana sidekick Bill Windsor. There was also going to be a screening of "Justice 4 Jean", David Schied's (too whack for Bill Windsor) video of Marty doing what he does best - lie and threaten. This was a "not to be missed" chance to shake hands with Detroit's biggest influence since Henry Ford. Oh, and some vexatious fake movie guy will be there, too.

This event turned out like every other one Marty has promised - it didn't happen! The apple of Marty's eye, Big Vexi, stood Marty up and wasn't even in town on August 5th. Apparently, he had a vexatious appointment to get smacked down in another court hearing that day. Marty was left at the podium like a bride at the altar. It's probably a good thing the only people there were the employees at Carquest. They are only too familiar with what a liar Marty is and relished the opportunity to watch him make an idiot of himself again. Like on YouTube, no one cared to see a video of his lies about his family.

I fully expect Marty to handle the total flop of this non-event just like he has all of the previous ones. He'll act like he never mentioned it in the first place. It'll be like we imagined the whole thing or we lied about it. Once again, the truth can't possibly dim the Elder Dawg's shining star.

The most important part of these two days was the reason for all the hype to begin with - the PPO hearing and criminal sentencing of Sean Fleming scheduled for the 6th. This was when Marty's true skills were going to be on display. His expert witness testimony was going to not only ensure Big Vexi's PPO being granted, Sean was also going to be exposed as a cyber stalker and domestic terrorist. Marty proclaimed that Sean would be found guilty of local, state, and federal charges and be sentenced to at least 5 years in prison. There was a press conference scheduled for 12 noon before the big hearing. The courtroom was going to be overflowing with local and national media to witness the greatness of the Mongoose in a court setting. Marty spewed about all of this right up until he was, once again, suspended by Facebook on the 2nd.

As everyone who reads here expected, none of his events would cross into reality. The press conference was nothing more than a typical Marty lie.  The local and national media collectively ignored Marty long before this blog even started. As far as Marty's big appearance as a witness, he wasn't allowed to speak because the PPO had absolutely nothing to do with him. It was a typical Marty court experience. "Please sit down and shut up Mr Prehn". After his PPO was denied, I hope Big Vexi learned what the rest of us have known for quite some time. If you hope to have any success, you better not include dumb ass Marty in any way!

So to recap the two days of VexiFest, it was a grand failure of Mongoose proportions.  No Meet and Greet, no press conference, no media, and no PPO. Poor Marty ended up being the one who was once again exposed as a complete fraud and liar. The 6th was supposed to be the day he finally found some relief from this blog and the evil Sean Fleming. Instead, it just supplied us with more reasons to laugh at the complete moron and utter failure that is Marty Prehn. While Flemshady resumed doing whatever it is he does - even CoM hasn't figured that one out - Marty slithered home to watch reruns of Matlock with Linda and plan his next move.

Oh, and we're still here, Marty.  At least you've got something other than abject failure consistent in your life...

Marty Prehn's "Justice 4 Jerks"

The countdown is over. The clown car/Jeep has rolled into the Motor City. The day we have been waiting for has arrived. Today is the day of Marty's big press conference and Big Vexi's PPO hearing against the notorious Sean Fleming.

Will Marty's press conference go down as the biggest in Detroit history? Will Marty and Big Vexi "find justice"? Did Sean pack a bag for his forthcoming five year prison sentence? Can Marty make it through the day without his head exploding because he can't spew on Facebook?

All of these questions will soon be answered and all of you CoMmies know where to get those answers. Stay tuned right here for the breaking news. We'll have updates as it happens or you'll just have to wait for tonight's coverage on the local Detroit broadcast news stations.  Either way, "Showdown in O Town" will surely be discussed in law textbooks for years to come...

Sleepy Suburb Rocked by Marty Prehn's "Meet and Greet"

As Macomb County deputies and Eastpointe law enforcement are called in for crowd control, it's "standing room only" at Marty Prehn's Meet and Greet and Flip Phone showing of "Justice 4 Jean".

Media is instructed not to ask questions regarding tomorrow's trial strategy.

Marty Prehn's "Showdown in O Town" Countdown

Happy Monday to all of you CoMmies out there. We've reached the start of a very big week in the saga of Marty. His man crush, Big Vexi, should now be in Michigan. 

Marty was up early this morning, as evidenced by the number of page views from a cheap T-Mobile flip phone on the blog starting at about 5am. I guess Linda is sleeping with the iPhone under her pillow because Marty hasn't used it for early morning CoM viewing the last few days. I hope there isn't trouble in paradise. They probably fight enough already over food and that last can of frosting in the fridge!

Anyway, Marty needed his early start. With all of the important events he has scheduled for this week, he should really be busy today. Since Marty never disclosed the location of his Meet and Greet tomorrow with Big Vexi and Washed Up Stuntman, we have no idea how much prep work is needed. Where is the red carpet screening of Marty's soon to be blockbuster hit "Justice 4 Jean"? Will it just be Marty holding his flip phone while trying to play the YouTube video in the parking lot of Carquest? Will there be a stage and seating set up? Tickets? Crowd control?  Is Marty going to say a few words? We'll do our best to update everyone as soon as we see the local TV stations start hyping their upcoming live coverage of this incredible event and landmark court case. 

The day we are all really looking forward to is Wednesday the 6th. This is the day Marty will get justice against Sean Fleming. A PPO, local, state, and federal cyber stalking with domestic terrorism charges with an instant conviction and five year prison sentence are just the highlights of all that's going to happen to Sean by 1:45pm. Marty's "pre trial" press conference is scheduled for 12:00 noon in front of either the courthouse or sheriff's department. Then there'll be a stampede of victims and national media trying to get inside the courtroom. As Marty has told us, there can't possibly be enough room for everyone. The actual hearing will begin at 1:30 starring none other than the Mongoose himself. He has let us all know his expert testimony will be the driving force needed to take down the pure evil that is Sean Fleming. Based on Marty's excitement the last few days, this will be his greatest victory ever. To the best of my knowledge, it would also be his first. 

In reality, we all know what is actually going to happen this week. Big Vexi will arrive in Detroit and completely ignore dumb ass Marty. After all, he has a Jeep load of paperwork consisting of screenshots and sworn affidavits to assemble for the judge. The PPO hearing will be held and Marty will be nothing more than the guy smelling up the back of the courtroom. There will be no Meet and Greet. If he has a press conference, nobody will ever know because he'll be the only one there. Marty's great victory will be nothing more than Marty kissing Big Vexi's ass while trying to get a couple of pictures with him. The saddest part is even Marty knows this. 

On Saturday Marty changed his Facebook settings to where nobody other than people on his friends list can see him or any comments he makes. His profile is still there, it's just no longer viewable by the public. Why would the Mongoose take such extreme measures to hide his droppings all over Facebook? Why would he limit access of his greatness to the people who already know about it? I think it's to hide from the embarrassment that he knows is headed his way Wednesday evening. When none of his grand delusions happen, he doesn't want people who actually remember the big claims he made reading his spin on the situation. Can't let a pesky thing like the truth dim the shinning star that Marty claims to be. 

As Marty now hides from us and limits his spew audience to over 2,500 of his closest personal friends, we'll continue to laugh at his stupidity and point out his lies. Marty thinks he's got the upper hand by changing his Facebook settings but as we've tried to tell him many times, most of his "friends" now read and contribute to this blog.

Resistance is futile, Marty.  We're smarter and more popular than you'll ever be!

Marty Prehn: Nonsense Server

It's another great day here at CoM. It's Friday again and as all of you CoMmies know, that can only mean one thing. Yes, you guessed correctly, it's once again Flameout Friday©!   [queue laughter SOT]

Marty got a head start on Flameout Friday© this week. He actually got started on Thursday night. For the sake of saving bandwidth, I'll summarize his comments from before midnight first.

Marty posted a mysterious comment on Big Vexi's page last night referencing some sad news. After being totally ignored by the Lawless Lemmings, Big Vexi was forced to comment. The big sad news was Sean Fleming being served to appear at a Personal Protection Order (PPO) hearing on the 6th that Marty claims somehow involves him. As to be expected from our moronic Special Agent, Marty couldn't resist staking a claim to being a key player in this non event.

Marty Prehn
"Bill you should see how long the arms are of this process server. I wonder if this is where the term THE LONG ARM OF THE LAW COMES FROM? Hopefully criminal charges will be added as well both at the local, state and federal levels."

As you can see, Marty will claim to be whatever fits the moment. When did Marty become a process server? I can't help but see this comment as Marty trying to claim he is the person who served Sean. We all know that's not true. The only thing Marty serves is himself another plate full of food at a funeral buffet for someone he doesn't know.

The great news that Marty's hero and man crush had served Sean seemed to send Marty off into his fantasy world yet again. He begain posting comments on Big Vexi's page throughout the night. The more he commented, the more involved and important he became. You see Marty's standard claims surface in this comment:

Marty Prehn
"Sort of like a scene out of the movie JAWS. Looks like we are going to need a bigger courtroom as it will be over owing with media and witnesses and court watchers. Press conference scheduled for 12 noon. In front of the courthouse or maybe in front of the sheriffs office and get a statement from Oakland County Sheriff Michael Bouchard about going after and prosecuting cyber stalkers."

This simple PPO hearing for a man from Texas against Sean Fleming, who lives in Detroit, has suddenly grown so large it won't fit in a courtroom. Marty's typical claim of great media coverage has gotten so old. The local media he stalks while trying to get his name in the news, consider him the village idiot. I can't say I would disagree with them.

My favorite part of this Marty spew is his claiming there will be a press conference. As Marty's usual press conference location is unavailable due to an unresolved Slim Jim debt at 7-11, he's naturally confused about where he'll address the media hoard that will be begging for a statement from the Mongoose. It'll either be in front of the courthouse or the Sheriff's Department. I hope he updates this statement when he finalizes the location. I'd hate for Big Vexi to miss it, otherwise that would leave Marty standing alone somewhere and he won't even be able to drown his sorrows with a Slurpee.

After Marty is unable to get any form of a reaction from the Lawless Lemmings because even they can recognize complete bullshit when they see it, he takes his manic rants to his own page. Marty blessed us with this post:

Marty Prehn
"Is there a difference between a going to be and a wanna be? Sean D. Fleming is going to be EXPOSED FOR THE CYBER STALKER THAT HE IS on Wednesday August 6, 2014 at 1:30 pm at the Oakland County Courthouse. If you live in the area please attend a news conference at 12 pm with myself and Nikl Windsor and other victims of this emotionally disturbed individual and his other cyber stalkers from the hate groups Joey is a little kid and the Marty Prehn Chronicles. I am hoping that Jeff Vaughn, Taryn Asher, Mara MacDonald, Bill Laitner, Jamie Cook and the other Metro Detroit tv stations come and do stories about how this coward of a man has willfully and knowing posted things on the internet with the intention or harassing, stalking and trying to intimidate and humiliate and causing reasonable people to become fearful of their lives including death threats that he latter claims was a challenge to do rap songs along 8 mile and that is what he meant when he said he would TEAR BILL WINDSOR APART WITH HIS BARE HANDS. Looking at Sean D. Fleming reminds me of the character from the Hunchback of Notre Dame and I believe that Bill Windsor will be requesting that Sean D. Fleming be ordered to a mental faculty in Oakland County for a 72 hour mental evaluation because this guy the a whack job just like several other people who post on these hate blogs and law enforcement is now working with us to hold those accountable who cyber stalk and interfere with the personal lives of people on the internet and know no boundaries or what is crossing the line as to what is acceptable behavior and what is free speech and what is hate speech and harassment."

This comment contains many of Marty's standard claims. Death threats, insults, mental evaluations, names of the local media, but one thing is different. He quotes Sean fleming as saying. "TEAR BILL WINDSOR APART WITH HIS BARE HANDS.". Marty had to add the "bare hands" part to make it sound more threatening. I can't remember Marty ever adding words to a quote so it better served his purpose. Has the Mongoose evolved his tactics to the advanced stage of altering another persons words to bolster his claims?

Of course we have another invite to Marty's big press conference with an undetermined location. I picture mobs of people running around Oakland County in search of the great Elder Dog saying a few words.

The most sickening part of this comment is the end. Is Marty really trying to say he knows what acceptable comments on the Internet are. Does this mean it's ok to wish death on your nieces and nephews or mock a 14 year old girl and Marty's perceived and distorted view of how much she should weigh, but pointing out Marty is a dumb ass loser is somehow crossing a line? Only in the demented mind of a never has been, never will be, mooching schmuck.

The most important but fitting comment made during these last few hours of Mongoose spew were provided by a Lawless Lemming. During Marty's victory tour all over Big Vexi's page, we found this:

Sharon Stephens
Who is Marty Prehn???
Yesterday at 11:20pm

It's good to know that in this crazy world we live in, some things never change.  

Sharon, dear, he's the Regional Director and Chief Media Relations Manager/Process Server and star of your upcoming blockbuster movie.

Silly lemming.

Developing Idiocy

Full Coverage of Marty's Flameout Friday© Forthcoming.