Happy New Year

Due to the expenses involved with putting together our annual "Mongoose Year in Review", our paid subscribers may read and watch it tomorrow with their "Chronicles of Marty Insider" login.

Happy New Years!

John Tuttle 

"It's a Pitiful Life", starring Marty Prehn

Season's Greetings to all of the loyal readers of the Internet's leading information source about the biggest piece of crap mankind has ever defecated.

As we all enjoy family and friends this holiday season, I can't help but think about Marty and the various people who have been infected by the disease we call Mongoosarrhea©. Speaking of family, I'm reminded of this famous load of Marty crap:

"I don't know if you remember the Guardian Angel from the movie IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE but that was my great grandfather Clarence. I am known as the ELDER AVENGER and also known as Super HERO Marty the MONGOOSE. Yeah you better believe it that we are family kiddo."

...which got me to thinking of how much better everyone would be had Marty never been born? What would their lives be like without this boil on the ass of society bringing them down?

Mr and Mrs Gerhard Prehn; After amassing a vast fortune, because Marty wasn't there to spend it on fast food, Gerhard returns to his homeland and becomes the first Chancellor of a newly reunified Germany. He and Bernice live happily into their nineties as the Prehn name is celebrated world wide. Volkswagen Motors is headquartered on Cubberness Drive in Saint Clair Shores, Michigan

Guy and Robin; After growing their family collision shop into a successful national chain, and after acquiring Service King, they turn the business over to their kids while they retire to their vineyard in the Italian countryside. Exclusively buys parts at Fergan's Carquest and its owner/swimsuit model, Linda Bowery.

Bill Windsor; "Willy" would currently be in the final year of his fourth term as President,  after having congress repel presidential term limits. He would be preparing to begin his stint as a Supreme Court Justice when his current term expired, passing the baton to Vice President Sean Boushie.

Marty Jr;  After graduating with honors from MIT at the age of fourteen, Jr takes a break from the professional Chess Master's circuit to help out at the local methadone clinic. He and his wife, Mimi, are often seen at the symphony with their best friends, Ron and Lisa Illitch.

Sean Fleming; After achieving super stardom playing the bass in his band, "FlemShady and the Snaps", Sean is selected to be the next host of "The Daily Show". On the show, he speaks into a golden microphone while his faithful companion, Ginger, wears a Special Agent hat.

Malik Shabazz; The current Mayor of Detroit, Malik is bringing unity to the community and has opened Manoogian Mansion to the homeless.

Pastor Terry Jones; Hosting a successful televangelist show on Al Jazeera, Terry currently uses all of the money his ministry raises to support orphanages in Syria and Iran. Satellite offices in Dearborn, Michigan.

Denny McLain; Comerica Park is renamed McLain Stadium with an enormous bronze statue of Denny and his uninjured foot adorning the entrance. Frequently hosts "Unity Day" with Mayor Shabazz.

Marti Oakley; "The Truth Squad" overtakes Rush Limbaugh as the most popular talk radio show in the country and is in translated syndication worldwide.

Ronnie LaForest; Elected Governor of Michigan. Statewide ban on vintage car cruises.

Robin Williams; Breathing, along with his friend Terri Shiavo.

Paula Deen; Still hosting her popular cooking show, sits on the board of directors of the NAACP.

Ellen DeGeneres; Happily married to her husband, Dan Haggerty.

Florence Iverson; Still dumber than dirt, Flo donates her monthly pension and social security money to Pastor Jones.

So you see, Marty, you really have made an impact on everyone. Forget all that "birth of Jesus" stuff, the planet should rejoice every May 20th!

Mongoose Life Cycle: Lie, Rejection, Repeat...

CoMmies;

Our continuing coverage of Marty Prehn may seem like a rerun. However, our keen readers know that Marty Prehn not only recycles his lies periodically, but they always eventually result in rejection and failure.

Over the last week or so, we've once again seen plenty of failure and stupidity from the Mongoose. Marty has been a very busy super hero as he attempts to find someone famous he can attach himself to, now that apparently Denny figured out he was a lying idiot and gave him the boot. We all know that the poor Elder Avenger has an insatiable appetite for both food and the need to project the image of his great importance on Facebook. Marty usually does this by claiming to have famous or important friends. In reality, he actually has no friends or life and virtually everyone who knows him in person hates his guts, but the Mongoose can't let his fake Facebook friends find out.

Marty's most recent recognizable name association attempt was Catherine Falk, the daughter of one of Marty's television "heroes", Peter Falk (who, incidentally Marty claims he may be related to). Ms Falk has an organization that deals with an elder issue that Marty sometimes pretends to advocate for. He started by sharing everything she's ever posted on Facebook over the last several years, then moved on to one of his now infamous Facebook "like" campaigns (think Camp Patriot). Marty quickly progressed to the requisite song dedications and pending Michigan state legislation ("commonly referred to as the Chism-Falk law") that he was in the process of having passed:

Marty obsessed over this woman's organization for two or three days. Of course, this caused what has become the standard reaction from one of Marty's obsession targets. She did a little research, including a cursory reading of this blog, figured out what Marty really is, deleted his crap (but we caught it) and immediately blocked him. She went so far as to make a post about people's behavior (Marty's) being unacceptable.

After Marty figured out his latest hard Facebook work had all gone to waste, he found yet another famous daughter to target. Country singer Glen Campbell's daughter is also a champion of some sort of elder issue involving her father. Without so much as a plea for help, in swoops The Elder Dawg to the rescue! Marty begins sharing anything he can find on Facebook about Glen Campbell or any of his family members. During this process, Marty's Mongoose senses must have begun to twitch. The Chism-Falk legislation mysteriously changed into the Chism-Campbell law! He decided before his latest target started to look into who the crazy stalker that was sharing her every post was, he'd better dress up his Facebook page with all the proof of what an important and connected man he is. A defensive tactic he picked up on Paris Island, no doubt.

All of our regular readers know that Marty is at his entertaining best when he's trying to show people just how incredibly great he is. He began to fill his Facebook page with his numerous accomplishments. He hit all the highlights of course; The great Terry Jones body guard event. The saving of Dr Chism. The various movie projects he has going, including one that he now claims was written by him and the Michigan Secretary of State Ruth Johnson. It's kinda funny that he just finished working on a "Hallmark Lifetime" movie with this woman but can't seem to find the time to answer or return numerous recent calls from her office. What's that all about, Marty?

The part of Marty's greatness display that I found interesting though, was his rehash of his Ronald Reagan claim to fame. Here is a screen shot from his page:

Yes, we're all very familiar with how Marty is responsible for the reunification of Germany in honor of his former Nazi soldier father. The part of this I find interesting is his friend's comment. Marty doesn't actually claim in his comment that he was a Secret Service employee that day. This picture was taken when Reagan was just a presidential candidate so he wouldn't have garnered Secret Service protection. Marty's "friend" Richard asked Marty if he was a former agent. Instead of Marty telling the truth and saying no, he just ignores the question and never answers it. No need to prevent someone from just assuming Marty was actually an agent in the past right?

I know what our readers are thinking now. "Standard Marty, I've seen all of this before" and that's correct. But as is the way of the Mongoose, one post on Facebook about a subject is never enough. I next witnessed this on his page:

Another "friend" of Marty's, a self proclaimed "smart woman" believes that Marty was the actual person who pushed Reagan into the limo during an assassination attempt. I imagine Marty must have had a spontaneous, total body orgasm when he read this comment. Marty then comments back that, no, it wasn't him but supplies the first name of his buddy, Jack, and notates that he recently died. As if Marty was acquainted with or was a "coworker" of this man. Marty's "smart woman" friend then reassures Marty that she knows he was "in the mix of things". Are these crazy people actually allowed to drive... and vote? How does Marty find them? Is there a Facebook social group for the criminally stupid?

This being the exact image Marty so desperately wants to portray, there is no way in hell he would consider correcting this person. The more people who believe his complete bullshit, the better. It wouldn't surprise me if soon Marty is calling on this woman to verify his role in this moment in history. This is just one more example of how the complete fraud that is Marty Prehn operates.

I'll close this review of Mongoose stupidity with a few thoughts for Marty: Do you honestly think you'll be able to continue lying or avoiding the truth forever? All the people whose names you continue to drop are getting tired of it, you idiot. Why do you think Ruth Johnson's office keeps calling? It's not to try to make dinner plans or a last minute change to the movie script you claim you co-wrote. How long will it be until all the various elected officials in Michigan become so tired of you using their names that they are forced to take action? Have you considered what those actions could possibly be Marty? Or, are you so desperate to portray yourself as some powerful, well connected person that you are willing to risk mental lockup or worse to continue the lie?

After all, three squares and a matress would be an improvement over stolen Slim Jims and Jr's living room floor. Go for it, Marty. You'll get there.

Stay Tuned, CoMmies...

Fresh Mongoose droppings shortly.

Inside the Mind of a Mongoose...

Gentle readers;

Sometimes following the antics of a complete imbecile can be pretty boring so we here at CoM decided to try a little experiment to break up the day. We wanted to see just how easy it is to tinker with the mush under Marty's greasy calico hair. In the past, it's always been fairly easy to trick the Mongoose into posting stuff just for our amusement. This latest experiment proved once again just how stupid Elder Dawg really is.

After watching Marty and his one person, slopehead idiot army continuously using a Facebook link to access the blog, it became apparent that the morons were reporting the link to Google as spam. We then decided we couldn't pass up the chance to have a little fun at the expense of that pair of morons. The blog was temporarily changed to members only so it would appear to Marty that it was no longer active. Any normal person and our paid subscribers could easily see that the blog was still there, just unavailable to a non member. We then began the wait to see how long it would take Marty to decide he had finally defeated his cyber stalkers. Of course, it didn't take long for Marty to light the celebration fireworks:

Within minutes of restricting his access to the blog, Marty began touting his long awaited victory over all of his haters. What a great accomplishment this had to be for the Mongoose! After two years of nonstop torment, Marty would once again be free to lie and scam without anyone paying attention and keeping record of it. This must have been Marty's greatest day since the Gipper had that pesky wall in Germany torn down for him!

Well CoMmies, as is always the case, Marty is wrong once again. The brief time this blog was was down was nothing more than a cruel trick on the mentally ill. As you can see, we're still right here laughing at Marty just like always. Sorry Marty, but we're not going anywhere because all we've done is once again point out how stupid you are.

Thanks again for providing the stupidity only you can deliver!

All our love,

The Staff of CoM

Perpetual Victim, Marty Prehn

In preparation for our annual Mongoose Year in Review Holiday Supplement, a CoMmie favorite, I came across a nugget that was worthy of immediate discussion. With the abundance of stupidity the Mongoose spews, the entertainment never seems to stop.

While browsing Facebook yesterday, I happened across another hilarious example of how irony is completely lost on Marty. Watching him accuse and complain about people doing the exact things he does 20 times a day on Facebook amuses us all. How does this idiot not see how stupid he makes himself look every time he posts his accusations about others? Here is a good example of what I'm referring to:

"Flem Shady admits to HATE speech and has made a number of threats to a number of people as has the Grim Healer and her ball less fiance. Yesterday at 1:25pm"

Am I the only person who sees how ironic this post is? The undisputed king of the Facebook threat is complaining about some imaginary threats he claims were made. How stupid can Marty be to cry about someone making a "threat" to someone when he does it several times a day? That one part of this post is enough to review alone. I'm just going to skip over his hate speech claim. Apparently what Marty says about Muslims isn't considered hate speech in the book of Mongoose etiquette. I also won't bother pointing out what a coward Marty is to post his crap to fake friends only or his fear of using his target's real names. Today, I'll just stick to his threat whine.

Marty's constant crying about his fabrication that Sean Fleming threatened someone has become quite laughable. He's always claiming threats were made and he has the proof. Yet, despite the fact that Marty's entire fantasy life is posted all day on Facebook, not once has he ever shown a threat. EVER! Where are these numerous threats, Marty? Just more of your constant lies on display. Show us a threat Marty!!

Anyway, even if some sort of threat had been made, what right does Marty have to complain about it? He posts numerous threats toward a multitude of people all day long. For example, his lame ass made up threats were flying towards a recent widow before she could even bury her deceased husband. Here is one of several threat filled comments Marty made after the death of Dr Chism:

That's right, Marty, your little "change the group settings" plan to hide your utter stupidity worked out just like everything you attempt - complete failure. 

We saw everything posted in your little group and I chose not to publish it because several people who had actual grief over a family member's passing read here. Your new whining about threats made me change my mind. How in your twisted little pea brain is it somehow acceptable to post that type of crap all over the Internet, even though you tried to hide it like the true coward you are, then complain about some made up threat by someone else that doesn't actually exist? Typical stupidity from the absolute dumbest person I've ever encountered. The worst part of this bullshit threat is the fact you're most likely guilty of everything you claim this person will be charged with, upon information and belief, of course.

In a recent comment exchange, even one of Marty's "friends" pointed out that he complains about things people are supposedly doing to him, then proceeds to do that exact thing himself. Of course, after he insulted that person for pointing out his hypocrisy, they realized he was an idiot and removed him as a friend. That seems to be the regular result anytime someone pays attention to what he's saying. No matter how hard Marty tries, he can't seem to hide being an asshole. They all figure it out eventually. Except maybe old senile polish women. 

I'll close this article with a few words directed to our biggest reader: You're an idiot Marty. When you spend all day posting threats on Facebook, it's really stupid to cry about someone making a threat. Even though no threats were made and you just lie out your fat ass in another attempt to paint someone in a bad light, it's very ironic to see you whine about it. Maybe you should look up the word "irony", Marty. 

On second thought, just look up "imbecile."

Election 2015: "When Idiots Attack!"

Loyal readers, Eastpointe residents and abnormal psychology students everywhere, we're back with our continuing coverage of S/E Michigan's odoriferous dung beetle, Marty Prehn!

Election Day is always special to a political powerhouse like the Mongoose. It's a great example of the absolute dominance Marty holds over all things political in Michigan and this past election was maybe a little more important to Marty than prior years.

Over the last year, Marty's greatest and only chance at getting some attention from anyone was the Eastpointe Cruise last spring. Somehow, Marty managed to land a spot on the cruise committee, despite the fact he's nothing more than a big mouthed part-time delivery boy who is generally despised by his coworkers and customers. I questioned why anyone would consider putting him on a committee of any kind that didn't involve scamming free food. But I digress.

His position on the committee gave Marty the chance to hijack a local event that was well established and relatively popular. Of course, Marty jumped at the chance to claim lie after lie about what the cruise was all about and which of his west coast celebrity pals would be co-hosting. It was classic Elder Dawg bullshit on a regular basis. Then suddenly, Marty's fantasy came crashing down. The Eastpointe Mayor and fellow committee member caught wind of some of Marty's outright lies and proceeded to put a muzzle on him. By the day of the cruise, Marty's role had been pruned back to cleaning up the garbage on Gratiot Avenue. How quickly the fat fall.

Fast forward to this year's elections. As is the way of the Mongoose, Marty now harbored a burning hate for the mayor, who also happened to be up for re-election. Marty would now throw his massive political influence behind her opponent so he could exact his revenge on her and try to eliminate future opposition to his coveted spot on the cruise committee. He would teach the mayor that nobody crushes the Mongoose's Facebook glory without paying a price. In reality, what the idiot was actually doing was casting instant doom on the candidate he chose to endorse, thus guaranteeing the mayor's return and his certain banning from any association with next year's event. Poor LaForest, he's actually the one who learned the lesson. Never associate with a toxic Mongoose. It's a one way ticket to defeat and the outcome is virtually predestined. Simple fact of nature. Just ask Bill Windsor. Hell, ask Barry Powers.

I'm sure Mr LaForest had no idea what Marty was going to do to his mayoral campaign. Nor could he have know just how toxic and idiotic his new greatest supporter was. Two days before the

election, Marty began posting a photo of an SUV with a Texas license plate on Facebook. Marty then claimed this was the Mayor's vehicle along with questioning her ethics for driving it. The following conversation took place below the surreptitiously snapped smartphone photo by Special Agent Prehn. I apologize for the length, but feel I should copy it in it's entirety in the interest of accuracy and possible court records:

"Bernie Januska
Why pry into someone else's business and rat them out?
Your life so much superior?
This is problem in country we point to everyone else's sins and ignore our own
#smh
Like · More · 5 hours ago
Marty Prehn
Of course I am not running for a political office. Spoken like a true liberal.
Like · More · 4 hours ago
Marty Prehn
Such is the case in the Cindy Gamat and Todd Curser sex scandal. It goes to whether certain conduct or behavior is legal, unethical or immoral. What's good for the goose should be the same for anyone running for a public office. That's why it is being asked if it is legal or ethical to do so.
Like · More · 4 hours ago
Marty Prehn
So Bernie if a rumor was floating around that a mayoral candidate had paid their personal property taxes or a portion of them with money from the City's general fund you would not want that looked into and just ignore it?
Like · More · 4 hours ago
Milica Filipovic
Don't you post things all the time about people posting misleading things about you... And get pissed about it. Ironically, you posting this woman's license plate online and insinuating she is doing it for tax evasion opens you up to liability in a tort action for something called false light.
Like · More · 2 hours ago
Terry Lopez
It's her business
Like · More · 2 hours ago
Marty Prehn
Not at all. I am asking for a clarification if doing this is a legal or ethical issue. There was a discussion at a local restaurant this past week about the Mayor's race in Eastpointe and these were issues that were brought up by residents from Eastpointe who were discussing who they were going to vote for and why or not vote for and why. No tort here Matlock. Just wanting to get answers to questions that people had or to clear the air about accusations that were being made by others. Even the issue of political signs and how many and where they were placed was discussed. These discussions took place at Andary's, Milestone and Donna's. Even the issue of using the restaurants as an office was brought up and how people would come and drink coffee or have breakfast or lunch and then leave no tip. I am not a resident of Eastpointe so I cannot vote for any of the 3 candidates. Traditionally in a non presidential election only 13-15% of residents come out to vote. This is sad. And the other 85% complain the rest of the time how they don't like how the City is run. Truth be told it is the City Manager that runs the city and controls the finances. The current City Manager by most who took part in these discussions thought that Steve Duchenne was doing a very good job since coming over from the City of Sterling Heights.
Like · More · 2 hours ago
Terry Lopez
I agree with Milica Filipovic you complain about ppl staking you. then you post about others no offense Marty Prehn but how is that right
Like · 1 · More · 2 hours ago
Marty Prehn
Read my response above your post.
Like · More · 2 hours ago
Terry Lopez
I did
Like · More · 2 hours ago
Milica Filipovic
I don't recall calling you smart ass names, but if matlock is all you got I'll take that as a compliment. The fact that you addressed the post to secretary of state and everybody else but failed to tag any departments knowing very blatantly nobody from those people that you are asking will see your post demonstrates that you were not actually trying to get the answers. Moreover, you talk about her domicile and mention citizenship when in fact, just as you stated you don't exactly know what her situation is so you are imposing yourself misleading statements for your pseudo question. You could have posted your question without posting a photo and your curious mind could have been just as satisfied, but instead you chose to post an image of that particular license plate belonging to that particular person.
Edited · Like · More · 2 hours ago
Terry Lopez
Isn't that against the law posting her plate.
Like · More · 2 hours ago
Marty Prehn
I was making an inquiry as to whether something was a legal issue or an ethical issue and others were making allegations against one of the candidates and wanting to get a clarification. These are issues that should have been brought up in the 3 debates that were held. Some people say that the alleged affair between Todd Courser and Cindy Gamat was their own business but politicians are suppose to represent the people in their districts or City and are expected to do things legally and have ethics and morals.
Like · More · 2 hours ago
Terry Lopez
Sorry that was not an inquiry
Like · More · 1 hour ago
Marty Prehn
A license plate is in the public domain and it was posted to show that this in fact is a vehicle that she drives, presumedly, exclusively in Michigan on Michigan funded roads paid for by everyone else who registers their vehicles in Michigan with the Secretary of States office. Other methods are used to contact these departments. And Michigan Secretary of State Ruth Johnson happens to be a friend of mine.
Like · More · 1 hour ago
Milica Filipovic
Terry Lopez no its not against the law posting her plate because the law holds that you have no legitimate expectation of privacy in things subject to the public eye. But when you post it and make an insinuation that the person is doing something either unlawful or immoral.... MATLOCK SAYS.... she has a tort action
Like · More · 1 hour ago
Milica Filipovic
Okay if she is your friend ask her personally post the answer online send her a private message or tag her. Maybe text her?! I'm sure you meant presumably, but even as such Michigan roads are not exclusively limited to only those that register their cars in Michigan. Bottom line is your ever so inquisitive mind could have been satisfied without posting the picture.
Like · More · 1 hour ago
Terry Lopez
No I do know it's not against the law but I was pulled away from finishing and I green with you.
Like · More · 1 hour ago
Marty Prehn
No insinuation counselor. Just asking a simple question if something was a legal issue or an ethical one.
Like · More · 1 hour ago
Terry Lopez
That wasn't a question marty if you were right I'd say you were right
Like · More · 1 hour ago
Marty Prehn
Damn spell check. Thank you for bringing that spelling error to my attention.
Like · More · 1 hour ago
Marty Prehn
Terry please refer to the original post and it was asked as an inquiry or question it this was a legal issue or an ethical one.
Like · More · 1 hour ago
Terry Lopez
I still think it's none of anyone's business
Like · More · 1 hour ago
Marty Prehn
Funny you should say that Terry. That is the same thing that former Detroit Mayor Kwamye Kilpatrick said as well. The US Justice Department thought differently.
Like · More · 46 minutes ago
Terry Lopez
Good for them I just don't get into ppl business I think as with Kilpatrick they will get theirs
Like · More · 41 minutes ago
Terry Lopez
If they have it coming I'm done with this I wish I had that kind of time to dictate what others are doing
Like · More · 40 minutes ago
Terry Lopez
Have a great day marty
Like · More · 39 minutes ago
Marty Prehn
I always do Terry. The same with you.
Like · More · 27 minutes ago"

As usual, the Special Agent's great investigative skills had been put into action and a seismic power shift in the sleepy suburb of Eastpointe was well underway. Marty had uncovered dirty deeds committed by one of his countless enemies and he was exacting his revenge. This harked back to his days of drivebys at Robin and Guy's rental house hoping to find code violations or even their personal home to find trash collection irregularities. Anything that would lead to the inevitable slapping of cuffs on his foes.  But as with all things Marty, he was wrong again. The vehicle actually belongs to the mayor's daughter who had driven from Texas to visit her mother and be supportive during the election. Great work, SAM! Friggin moron.

I'll make just a few quick observations about this since deleted comment exchange:

Marty was wrong about the owner of the vehicle.

Even Marty's "friends" point out his hypocrisy for posting it.

Marty's "friends" notice he doesn't tag his alleged "good friend officials" that he should have access to without using a public Facebook post to ask questions.

Marty's "friends" point out its obvious what he was actually trying to do.

There is so much wrong with this comment thread I could go on for quite some time, but I won't. It speaks for itself. There is one more detail to this story that I felt everyone should see. After Marty personally got the Eastpointe Mayor elected to another term, thus guaranteeing his further rejection in another city, he posted this comment:

"Marty Prehn shared Jason Boechler's video — with Peter Lucido and 3 others.
9 hrs · Edited ·
Glad to see a Michigan license plate on the Mayor of Eastpointe's new vehicle. Now the question is how many other people throughout the state continue to drive in Michigan where they work and are domiciled and have their vehicles registered and insured in other states thus shortchanging the funds that would go to improving our roads. Legislation is now being drafted to eliminate this loophole and generate additional funds for the state of Michigan. Interesting that a concerned citizen asking a question of law enforcement, the Michigan Attorney General Bill Schuette and the Michigan Secretary of State Ruth Johnson regarding a legal or ethical issue is referred to as a "stalker" by the re-elected Mayor of Eastpointe Suzanne Pixley."

I'll skip over all of the Mongoose droppings and get straight to the point. Marty; she called you a stalker because that's exactly what you are. Trying to make yourself out to be a "concerned citizen" might be the biggest pile of shit you've ever produced. You're nothing more than a bitter, hate filled loser who stalks his enemies in a company vehicle. You keep claiming the demise of your cyber stalkers is near. I personally think the demise of a real stalker is coming soon and his name is Martin E. Prehn.

That's P R E H N for members of the media!

Coming Soon

Stay tuned CoMmies, Robert Cookout III should be filing his Mongoose election report soon. Just as soon as happy hour is over. Don't miss the latest report on Marty's complete stupidity. It appears the Mongoose is taking idiocy to a new level. 

The Curse of the Mongoose

I mean, seriously, what would you expect?

Full Election 2015 results to follow soon, so check back often...

Marty Prehn, Campaign Advocate or Criminal Stalker?

"Time for a Team Chism Reunion!"

Thanks for everyone's continued support and views as we continue to highlight the abject stupidity of Marty Prehn. The last few days there has been a developing story unfolding. Marty's biggest claim to fame, glomming onto Dr James Chism's illness, took a new twist as he passed away this week. As every reader here is fully aware, nothing brings out the inner asshole in Marty more than a death to spew about and use for his own personal gain. The death of the doctor was sure to bring all of Marty's vile and self promotion traits out for the world to see. So far, the Mongoose hasn't failed to deliver.

Marty posted his first clue of things to come shortly after he learned of Chism's death. This comment was left on the Saving the Life Of.... page that Marty has previously spewed on. It's a good indication that Elder Dawg is getting ready to howl.

"We will be reposting our thoughts and comments after we change the settings to friends only or private to keep our

information posted and not removed by hackers and cyber stalkers. Please stand by. Google Dr. JIM CHISM to see the funeral location and date and time...."  

All I can say about this is; If you're honest, respectful and truly care about the family members involved in the loss of a loved one, why do you need to hide what you're saying? This comment is a great indication that what's coming next will be complete hate and bullshit. Pretty much exactly what always falls out of this mindless idiot's pie hole. 

As expected, Marty couldn't wait for the settings to be changed by the group before he started name dropping and promoting some event he is putting together. This comment is classic Marty:

"Florence we will all fight on. Steve has been in contact with the daughter of actor Peter Falk. I am in discussions with the daughter of Casey Kasem and the Kasem Cares Foundation and working to get them to do a presentation in the Detoit Metro area. There will also be a tribute dinner to Honor both Dr. JIM CHISM and Probate Judge Antonio Viviano who through his court ruling saved the life of Dr. CHISM. He will be the recipient of the 1st Dr. JAMES CHISM Humanitarian Award for Elder Abuse Awareness by and through his actions. My good friends State Representative Peter Lucido and Probate Attorney Barry R. Powers of the Cranbrook Law Firm and 1968 World Series Championship pitcher Denny McLain will take part in this elder abuse awareness dinner. A FUNDME ACCOUNT will be set up to raise money to have the adult children of Dr. Jim Chism come to take part in this appreciation dinner. The date and time will be announced in the near future. Thanks for all of the kind words regarding the accomplishments of Dr. JIm Chism, his children who fought the odds and the many elder advocates across the country and blog radio hosts Barbie and Marti and survivors of victims of the national epidemic of matracide and partracide whose only crime was growing old."

This comment is exactly what we've come to expect from Marty. I'll point out the problems with the Mongoose dropping in this statement in order. First, isn't it a little late for Steve and the Elder Avenger to start working with these famous "kids turned advocates"? Maybe they should have started this work four years ago, not a couple of days after the Dr's death? Sounds to me like Marty searched out anyone famous that had a Facebook page that could remotely be associated with the Chism brat's longtime dislike for their step mom. Suddenly, Marty announces their involvement? Once again Marty, you're late to the party.

Next, I'll move to Marty's money-shot announcement. Once again, Marty is putting together some nonsense dinner event. He's gone so far as to create an award named after the late doctor. Unfortunately, his gold statue was retired to a Detroit area landfill almost a year ago. What will this imaginary award look like? Will it be a plaque? Statue? Will the recipient only get to hold it for 10 seconds? Who knows what the brilliant mind of the Mongoose might come up with. Something tells me it'll have a picture of or reference to Marty on it somewhere. Or it'll just never exist and we'll never hear about it again.

Moving on to Marty's standard name dropping in this comment, I'm going to try to get some value out of Cookout's huge expense report. As we speak, RC3 is contacting the individuals Marty claims are going to be involved in his great "award dinner" to see what their involvement actually is. Will Denny be signing copies of his book, available for purchase at the dinner? And now that Denny's attorney has suddenly become a probate lawyer, what role is he going to play? Will Marty's "good friend" Pete Lucido be making arraignments from his new office located on the back porch of Marty's parent's old cottage? It should be interesting to see what Cookout discovers. Stay sober, Bob. No in-room movies at the hotel, either.

Next, we reach the part of this great Mongoose announcement that you knew would be included. As Marty calls it, a "Fundme Account" will be coming soon. We all know that no Marty event is complete until some funds are going to be raised. Like most people, I would think a Gofundme campaign wouldn't be announced until there is a firm date and location given for the event that the funds are needed for. But, as with all things Elder Dawg, Marty needs you to go ahead and start sending him money now. "Send me money and I'll get back with you with the details why at a later date." Sounds like Marty can't keep his phone service going until the great Denny appearance that is also coming soon. Denny's foot must not be healing fast enough to get Marty's bills paid.

Marty wraps up his latest great announcement by thanking the "advocates" that have helped along the way and two obscure internet radio hosts that once gave him a platform to lie and spew hate from. Of course, all of these people have long since cut all ties to Marty after they finally figured out he's was a lying, idiotic fraud. This part of his announcement has the feel of a person trying to get back into the good graces of these people because, in his early advocacy years, their exposure provided Marty with "fundraising" platforms. Back to that unpaid phone bill and Marty having to walk to work because Jr has taken ownership of the Mongoosemobile. Elder Dawg needs more cell data to continue his fantasy Facebook life, and a few bucks to get his ride out of hock with Jr.

I'll wrap up this latest installment for now. Our operatives are actively pursuing several leads in this evolving story. After the latest information is processed, we'll be back with another update. You can be assured that what Marty has done so far is just the beginning of days of upcoming lies, accusations and further self promotion from the Mongoose. As always, you know we'll have the latest Marty mongooshit right here, so check back often. 

Sorry you have unnecessary added grief from these assholes, Karen.

Mongoose Instincts Kick In...

Stay tuned, CoMmies. New article (our 200th) coming shortly.

Please review this previous article for a sneak preview.

The Ignominy of Marty Prehn: Stop That Funeral

Yep. You guessed it. He's up to his old tricks again...

JT

PS: For any retard who still doesn't know how to use his smartphone, the red text is a hotlink.

Marty Hijacks Denny's Foot AND Event!

MVP Executive Committee

Contact:

Marty Prehn
17823 10 Mile Road
Roseville, MI 48066
586.563.0989
mprehn2004@yahoo.com


    ### FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE ###

The Executive Committee of MVP Productions, LLC, in concert with MTM Productions, Ltd, Lawless America and WhistleBlowers Productions, is pleased to announce its first annual "Pitchout to STOP the Bitchouts" in the abandoned lot at Michigan and Trumbull Avenues.  Date to be announced, but no later than when Marty Prehn's next MetroPCS bill comes due.

That's right, Tigers and Mongoose fans. Come out to the old Tiger Stadium site and join two Detroit icons, World Series hero and 31 game winner Denny McLain and legendary idiot Marty Prehn as they Strike Out Bullying and any other cause Marty can leech onto. Starting at noon and continuing until the property owners discover we are loitering and have the police use the water cannons - or we get robbed - this will be a can't miss extravaganza! Come take batting practice against the greatest pitcher of all time, broken foot survivor Denny McLain. Watch with great suspense as Marty Prehn reenacts the day he saved the legendary Doc Chism from certain death. Fun for the whole family! There will be peanuts, drinks and anti Muslim T-shirts available for purchase, cash only.

All the major networks will be covering this event and the big three Detroit auto makers will be giving away cars! After removal from the old ballpark, this event will head to the nearest 7-11 parking lot for a celebrity roast of Denny and a screening of Justice 4 Jean, starring The Elder Avenger himself. As with all MVP events, this will also be a fundraiser so be sure you bring cash or Walmart gift cards!

Advance tickets for this historic event will be available thru MVP Productions for the low price of $50.00 per person and they will sell out quickly so don't wait. Money orders and PayPal only, please. Group discounts for tables of six or more. B.Y.O.T. (bring your own table).

Unwanted Advocate, Marty Prehn

Now is the time and the time is now...

...for the latest review of Marty Prehn's spinning wheel of advocacy, that is!

This past week has been a rough one for the world's greatest fake advocate, Marty Prehn. Two different advocacy groups that Marty had recently tried to use for his own gain held events that he was somehow excluded from. As these groups both enjoyed the one thing the Mongoose craves more than anything, media attention, Marty was left sitting at Jr's, living the same worthless life he always does. Time to log back on to Facebook where you can pretend you're somebody, Marty!

Recently, we covered Marty's attempt to become a black community advocate and attempt to get himself on Malik Shabazz's television show. He tried to use his Facebook friend Denny McLain as the bait to get the show producers to bite. He also included what is one of his go-to lies, connections with the Detroit Tigers that can get events held during baseball games. There was to be an upcoming "Unity Night" at the stadium that Marty was organizing. Of course, the date for the event came and went unceremoniously, like so many protection orders and five year prison sentences.

Late last week, Malik Shabazz loaded all of his real friends onto buses and made the trip to Washington D.C. for the anniversary of the Million Man March. They would be there to see the great Nation of Islam leader speak. The national media would all be there to cover this event. What better chance for Elder Dawg to get his recently shoe polished head in front of a television camera crew? How could Marty possibly miss out on this incredible event being attended by his new "brothers"? Maybe it's because his new black friends were able to smell his bullshit, not to mention that nasty hat, from a mile away.  So Marty spent the day reaching out to anyone who attended, begging to be apprised of what he missed out on. I guess Malik felt that Marty's recollecting about marching arm in arm with Martin Luther King would detract from Farrakhan's overall message. No room for Marty, even in the back of the bus.

Another organization Marty tried to insert himself into has enjoyed some recent media attention. Who can forget Marty using the cruise and, once again, Denny McLain to set himself up with Betty from Hey U.G.L.Y.? Marty announced he would be heading up the new Michigan headquarters of this anti bullying charity. MVP was organizing summer camps with all the professional sports leagues, great fundraisers were in the works, and so forth. It seemed to take her a little longer than most, but it appears Betty was also finally able to sniff the bullshit through the Mongoose droppings. Hey U.G.L.Y. recently had a Michigan event and Marty was nowhere to be seen. How could the head of the Michigan office learn about these events after the fact - and from Facebook, no less? Why wasn't Marty invited to "say a few words" or parade Denny out to sign autographs? I think we all know the answer to that.

What a crushing blow this must have been. How did Marty miss the chance to appear on the front page of a Michigan newspaper? That kind of media coverage is more important to Marty than the air he breathes, and a close second to the food he eats. To add insult to injury, an UGLY participant also had an appearance on a daytime talk show the same week. After trying for years to get on any form of television, Marty's Holy Grail was a daytime talk show appearance. I hope someone put the Mongoose on suicide watch after all of this. Missed chances like that could push an Elder Dawg over the edge.

Now that Marty missed out on these great media coverage chances because he was sniffed out as the bullshit artist he really is, what's an Elder Avenger supposed to do next? Marty, being the predicable idiot he always has been, reacted the same way he does when any of his scams die - circle back to where his original advocacy moniker began. Behold, the return of the Great Elder Avenger!

Along with a couple of elder abuse posts on Facebook, Marty mixed in the two other noteworthy scams he's tried to pull; Dr Chism life-saving and Terry Jones bodyguarding. How long ago was it when Marty single handedly saved the good doctor from certain death? He posted several pictures of the Doctor and his greedy kids. Only problem - he's not in any of the pictures. How can the Mongoose take credit for this "good work" if there isn't any photographic evidence he was even there? Hey Marty, might be time to send Jamie Cook more pictures of yourself to use in the long awaited follow up article in the Macomb Daily about Dr Chism. Damn, if only you hadn't blown it with UGLY, you could have been on the front page!

The Pastor Jones pictures and videos also fall a little short when compared to the latest media coverage Marty missed out on. The one picture Marty posted twice never made it into a newspaper. Just a picture of him standing several feet from Jones while wearing an anti Muslim T-shirt he was trying to sell for the pastor's supporters. Marty also posted a cell phone video of the "attack" the special agent was protecting Terry Jones from. In this video, you can see the bodyguard skills of the agent on full display. As the pastor tries to leave the scene, Marty, instead of leading the way to prevent the protesters from being able to confront his assigned dignitary, is seen following a few feet away with the protestors in the trouble maker's face. Great work SAM, you're following Jones two paces behind just like a good Muslim wife!

If you are like me and completely bored with Marty's advocacy reruns, fear not. It's only a matter of time until Marty thinks up his next advocate insertion attempt. I just hope Denny is still available for Marty to use to get his foot in the door (no pun intended). Or, let's hope Marty can get a new Mayor elected in Eastpointe so he can get back on the cruise committee for next year's event hijack attempt. 

Good luck, Marty. We can't wait to see what you'll fail at next!

Black Kettle Marty Prehn

Now is the time and the time is now...

... for another update to point out the continued stupidity of our beloved idiot, Marty Prehn.

When it comes to posting moronic crap on Facebook, Marty is like the Energizer Bunny. He just keeps going and going and going. It doesn't seem to matter how many times the Mongoose has posted about his latest target, posting it several more times within 24-48 hours is quite the norm for Elder Dawg. Is this because he knows Florence Iverson has the memory of a goldfish and won't realize he's just reposting the same crap he did an hour ago? Or is Marty just so completely obsessed with his latest target that it's all he can think about and he can't help himself?

By now, everyone who reads here knows how we operate. Marty makes a dumb ass comment, we copy it here then point out just how stupid he is. Marty has claimed more than once that we are slandering or lying about him. It can't be a lie or slander when it's his very words and lies we point out and laugh at. That being said, today I'll do this a little differently. In the interest of transparency, and to keep Marty from claiming we altered his comments, I'll use actual screen shots. This will also come in handy for any reviews by a judge if by chance this blog is mentioned in court (hint hint, Marty)

Based on Marty's recent Facebook postings, the Mongoose has become so obsessed with Sean Fleming that it now consumes his every waking moment. Marty loves to claim that Fleming is cyber stalking him but, in this humble reporter's opinion, it's the other way around. Here is my first example:

This picture is from MySpace and it was posted there in 2006. How obsessed of a stalker does someone need to be in order to search out their victim's pictures on MySpace - FROM 2006! This act alone shows the effort Mary is now putting into stalking Fleming. The fact that Marty has now reposted this picture SEVERAL times hints at a total, almost romantic obsession. How many days has Marty spent parked in the Carquest delivery vehicle in front of Sean's house or work just hoping to get a look at the subject of his infatuation?

Here is another example of Marty's continued attempts to harass and somehow taint Sean Fleming's name:

This is a link to an article from last March about the VFW Fleming is involved with. Marty knows basically nothing about the situation this VFW is in, but he can't miss the chance to blame whatever it is on Sean. The Mongoose is so desperate to use this against Flem he reposted this link AT LEAST 7 TIMES! Who does Marty think missed this post the first few times he did it? And does he think it'll make a bigger impact if his imaginary friends see it over and over? The only impact it makes is showing people how far his obsession has really gone. It screams CREEPY STALKER!

As Marty's obsession with Sean continues to get worse, and he's just not getting any satisfaction from his lame attempts to attack him, Marty ramps up his attack. Next we see this comment from Marty to Fleming's actual VFW post:

After two days of getting no response to his repeated posting about Fleming, Marty's hate ratchets up another notch. Instead of continuing to post the same link over and over, Marty decides to actually contact the VFW post in his attempt to smear Sean. I have yet to figure out what good Marty thinks this will do. Those people, unlike Marty, are very familiar with both Fleming and whatever it is that the post is going through. All Marty accomplishes with this idiotic attempt to attack someone is make himself look like an even bigger childish ass. Fleming's fellow veterans who work hard to provide a place for their brothers to gather and support each other really don't take kindly to some fat, poser, non-veteran attacking one of their own. Without these veteran's continued efforts, Fleming's included, Marty wouldn't have anyplace to spread his absolute bullshit while guzzling cheap beer by using his late mother's previous military service.

I'll close this latest report with some advice for the Moronic Mongoose; Get help, Marty. Get help before your out of control obsession with Sean D. Fleming lands your fat, worthless ass in jail. Your continued stalking and attacks are doing nothing but highlighting not only your mental problems but your complete lack of character.

Who am I kidding? Hate and Facebook is all that loser has.

Final thought: At least Fleming has balls, whereas Marty is and always will be just a dickhead...

Marty Prehn Defined

It's Unity Day here at the Chronicles!

Unity in that Marty has figured out that every reader and contributor to this blog is actually the evil Flemshady...

As Marty scrambles to fill the void left in his vapid existence by the departure of Denny's foot and the entire African American community, he's returned to his comfort zone of meaningless threats and wild-ass guesses as to who doesn't believe his endless litany of lies. Sean Fleming's turn has come back in the rotation.

Anyone who reads here knows that Marty's stupidity has no limits. The fact that he repeats his same moronic spew over and over, despite the overwhelming evidence that he's clueless or lying, just confirms he's too stupid to learn. Recently, Marty has spent most of his fantasy Facebook life trying to retool his true self. While he's searching for a new sucker to support him, he's tried the appear to be a caring, nice guy who just wants to help others and make the world a better place. Unfortunately, the Mongoose just doesn't have the self discipline nor mental capacity to keep the real Marty tamped down for long. The bitter, attention-starved lying idiot always manages to rear its ugly, bulbous head. After a few days of refraining from attacking, threatening or just advertising for his "cyber stalker", Marty can't control himself any longer and out comes the moron we love to laugh at so much!

While jumping back on the Bill Windsor short bus this morning, Marty got carried away and let the following idiocy spill out of his feeble mind:

"Marty Prehn 1 hr · My cyber stalker just does not get it. He can change his name on fb all he wants but his true identity us known whether it is spam on or Semper-Fi wife or Semper-Fi wife life. They are all the same people in violation of Judge Lisa Gorceka's order for Flem Shady not to cyber stalk me or contact anyone in order to slander or defame me." 

At least he almost spelled the judge's name correctly this time. It's Gorcyca, you retard!

I would say this is one of the dumbest comments Marty has ever made, but we all have witnessed much higher levels of stupidity from this idiot. However, that's not to say that comment isn't extremely moronic. According to this statement, Marty says Fleming is using the names Spam on (Spamanon) and Semper Fi Wife on Facebook. I've searched Facebook every way I know how and have been unable to find accounts in either of those names. Both of those people do comment quite frequently on this blog, though. Has Marty become so confused about how Facebook and blogs work that he thinks they're the same thing? There really is a world beyond your pathetic Facebook life, you blundering idiot. His confusion does sorta explain why Marty claims he got the IP addresses for commenters on this blog from Facebook. Not really. Let's face it. Marty wouldn't know what to do with anything longer than a couple of digits, anyway.

Another moronic aspect of this comment speaks to Marty's great investigative skills. Every person has their own writing style. It seems rather easy to tell each commenter from others. Even when a regular commenter uses an anonymous signature, it's obvious to me and practically everyone else who they really are. How can a man who is/was a Special Agent for several different three letter agencies think that all the comments made by the names he has given are the same person? Anyone with half an ounce of intelligence could tell those comments are made by very different people. I guess that explains why Marty can't figure it out.

The next part of this comment really is classic Marty. The Mongoose just has to drop the name of the judge that presided over the great PPO showdown between Marty and Fleming and once again gives his distorted opinion of what she said. This is obviously Marty's attempt at a threat to report Fleming to the judge. When will Marty figure out that everyone knows this threat is like all the others and, indeed, Marty himself - WORTHLESS! Even Marty isn't dumb enough to let himself be forced to prove the lies he told under oath. Marty has never offered any proof of anything he's ever claimed and  as usual, he can't do it in this case either. That's the pitfall of being full of shit.

It also appears to me that Marty believes he can use what the judge said in that hearing as a magic blanket to cover every person who points out what an idiot he is. Apparently, Marty is just going to claim that anyone who critiques his stupidity has to be Fleming or one of Fleming's "accomplices". The problem with this latest Mongoose legal strategy is that the Bill Windsor approach just doesn't work. Before they let Marty "slap the cuffs" on Fleming, he's going to have to supply more evidence than "I'm a national elder advocate, special agent and I said so". Yeah, start your lie with fake credentials, Marty. Puts everything you say afterwards in its proper perspective.

As I lay down in bed tonight to go to sleep, I'll say a little prayer:

"Please, Blog Gods above, give Marty the courage to return to court and attempt to have charges brought against Fleming." 

That would be, by far, the dumbest thing the Mongoose has ever done. And that's saying a lot!

Mongoose Reminiscing...

Anyone that uses Facebook should be familiar with a feature it has called "Time Hop". This feature shows the user what they posted on that date in years past. Marty has been posting the results of his time hops lately and he's just too stupid to realize how bad it makes him look. All of his posts from prior years are the same worthless threats he's still spewing today.

As Marty continues to expose himself as the lying idiot we know him to be by sharing these old threats that never happened, I can't help but laugh. Anyone with an ounce of intelligence would want to hide these fantasy threats, not repost them. Hysterical crap like this: 

Here we are three years later and still nothing has happened. There hasn't even been so much as a phone call to these "murderers" by any law enforcement agency. Maybe the time is now, now is the time for all of Marty's investigations to start. For some odd reason, I highly doubt it.

Along those lines, we here at CoM thought maybe we should do a "Marty Time Hop" ourselves. Take a trip down memory lane with us, CoMmies, and laugh at the abject stupidity that is Martin Erwin Prehn...

http://youtu.be/bxHTfg0wEb4

Marty Prehn is Rich with Bullshit

Greetings and salutations to our thousands of loyal readers, including Marty and his crew of idiots - Racist Carla and Betty the Balloon Slut. Together, that trio corners the internet stupidity market.

I've been spending time trying to clean up CoM's former editor's office. I can now sympathize with the poor people that had to shovel out Marty's old rented room, although the smell of stale liquor and skunk beer can't be nearly as bad as the overwhelming urine stench and "masturbation by products" that likely haunts Marty's rented room to this day. Surely a code violation. You're welcome, Marty.

It seems Cookout saved every idiotic prediction Marty made, and there were hundreds, if not thousands. Bob planned on revisiting these predictions when the date they were supposed to happen arrived, but sold the company before he was able to get to it. I assume the endless flow of current Mongoose stupidity that needed to be reported just didn't leave time to cover the past lies. 

After returning to my own office, I realized I might be falling into the same trap. I also have many records of bold predictions (lies) made by Marty. I then decided I needed to start reminding Marty of his past predictions and empty threats. "The time is now, Now is the time" these predictions should be happening. Today, I'll cover a particularly hilarious comment Marty made last June: 

"Marty Prehn Marion Florence just thought I'd let you know that I'm going to be sending a birthday present to my brother Rick who has been converted so now his name is called dick and he's going to find out that if he thought he outsmarted me he's got another thing coming because the money is that were in the properties out in Colorado is not where the true inheritance was and I had a bet with my father that somebody in the family I thought it would be my sister Marlene but I was not totally right that he was just three of them marlane Shirley and Richard would challenge the my father's trust and I had a backup plan and they're going to find out on Richard's birthday what that was and I had to wait 5 years after the death of the surviving spouse in order to implement it so that will be on September 24th of my mother's passing which is going to be 5 years now and the other going to find out that they all forfeited their true inheritance and it was conveyed to me when the cottage got transferred and all of the contents I can't believe that they were stupid not never to question what that meant all of the contents but they will soon find out have a good day and I'm smiling from ear to ear. They sing in the Southern Baptist Church is on Sunday oh happy day do unto others as they have done unto you the money is that has been set aside will allow me to go after them and the legislation that I've had passed in Lansing allows me to go after them for three times the amount of money that was stolen from me in my inheritance and that it requires that they pay all of the attorney fees which would include the investigation by the FBI the Justice Department and the US Marshalls department it's going to be one hell of a story let me tell you." 

Like most Mongoose droppings, this lie is both puzzling and very telling. Marty can't start any great future threat without first insulting the target. That's just standard for the immature idiot we all know so well. Then, Marty comments that his brother thinks he outsmarted the great secret agent Marty "Mongoose" Prehn. That in itself is so laughable. Nobody has to outsmart Marty, he dooms himself with his complete stupidity on a daily basis. Face it, Marty. A pile of sawdust can outsmart you.

Marty claims his siblings thought that the bulk of the Prehn estate was invested in properties in Colorado. Of course he doesn't mention the many properties that were located in Michigan because he had already sold them off while he was running and raiding the family trust. These were some of the funds that Marty refused to account for when the court demanded records of where the money went. Marty took a contempt charge instead of admitting what he'd done with that rather large sum of money. 

Now, Marty appears to be claiming the bulk of the Prehn assets were hidden in some way at the lake cottage. The old "coffee can buried in the backyard" routine. Marty next references a "bet" he had with his father about what his siblings would try to do upon his father's death. I'm trying to imagine how that conversation must have gone. "Dad, I bet your other children will think they are entitled to some of the family estate when you die, but I'm going to make sure I get to keep it all. Don't bother to read this, just sign it!" Marty also says he had a "back up plan" just in case the siblings interfered with him stealing his parents entire estate. Is it just me or does this statement really point out Marty's greed? No wonder Marty was starving his mother. He was ready to hit the jackpot sooner than natural causes permit. He would have gotten away with it, had Marlene not become concerned with his treatment of their mother. 

Marty next makes the same mistake he always does. He gives a date his lie is supposed to happen. This devil in the details gets Marty every time and proves just how stupid he is over and over. Never once has a single of Marty's threats, lies, fake events or other predictions come true. Never EVER! Marty gives the five year anniversary of his mother's death as the day his diabolical "backup plan" can be put into action and he can cash in on the hidden assets. Can't you just picture Marty mumbling to himself "How long has that woman been dead, anyway? I'm ready to get paid." Such a loving and caring person Marty is. If you don't believe me, just look at his recent Facebook posts.

As we all know, Marty also can't make a threat prediction without referencing his great importance and a few three letter agencies. Marty mentions he can go after his siblings because of "legislation I've had passed in Lansing". What a complete load of bullshit. Another claim by the Mongoose that he's somehow running things in the Michigan state government " behind the scenes". He also claims the siblings will be paying his legal fees and the cost for the - you guessed it - various three letter agency investigations. He further states that the mystery money he's claiming on the 24th will be used for this revenge. I know our government has been trying to cut spending but, when did the FBI, DOJ, and U.S. Marshals start charging up front for Marty's personal vendettas?

I'll close this "Marty threat reminder" by pointing out the great greed of the Mongoose and how it's the root of all of Marty's problems. He threatens that he's going after his siblings for three times the amount of money that was STOLEN from him. Marty feels that since he didn't get to keep all the money, and that some of that money was needed for top notch care of his elderly mother, it was stolen from him. Marty's greed was so great that he refused to let his mother's own money be used for her care. He was so greedy that he insisted on mounting a failed and baseless legal challenge to keep the money he wanted for himself, including her monthly social security check, away from his own mother. The remaining assets he hadn't already spent were further reduced by the legal bills incurred fighting him. Marty couldn't be happy with his fair share of the Prehn estate. His insistence on wanting it all to himself ended up costing him. The act of trying to accelerate his mother's death to collect is what ruined his plan. Rumor has it that just before Marlene rescued her, Marty entered her room and announced "Now is the time. The time is now!" Drats. Another Mongoose plan foiled.

The clock is now ticking on this threat, Marty. Sept 24th will be here soon and your siblings will likely visit their parent's final resting place. You, on the other hand, will be on Jr's living room floor, spewing your lies and hatred on Facebook.

I'll go ahead and make a Marty style prediction myself. Marty will be the same worthless, broke, bitter loser on Sept 25th as he has been his entire life and always will be.