Gentle readers;
Sometimes following the antics of a complete imbecile can be pretty boring so we here at CoM decided to try a little experiment to break up the day. We wanted to see just how easy it is to tinker with the mush under Marty's greasy calico hair. In the past, it's always been fairly easy to trick the Mongoose into posting stuff just for our amusement. This latest experiment proved once again just how stupid Elder Dawg really is.
After watching Marty and his one person, slopehead idiot army continuously using a Facebook link to access the blog, it became apparent that the morons were reporting the link to Google as spam. We then decided we couldn't pass up the chance to have a little fun at the expense of that pair of morons. The blog was temporarily changed to members only so it would appear to Marty that it was no longer active. Any normal person and our paid subscribers could easily see that the blog was still there, just unavailable to a non member. We then began the wait to see how long it would take Marty to decide he had finally defeated his cyber stalkers. Of course, it didn't take long for Marty to light the celebration fireworks:
Within minutes of restricting his access to the blog, Marty began touting his long awaited victory over all of his haters. What a great accomplishment this had to be for the Mongoose! After two years of nonstop torment, Marty would once again be free to lie and scam without anyone paying attention and keeping record of it. This must have been Marty's greatest day since the Gipper had that pesky wall in Germany torn down for him!
Well CoMmies, as is always the case, Marty is wrong once again. The brief time this blog was was down was nothing more than a cruel trick on the mentally ill. As you can see, we're still right here laughing at Marty just like always. Sorry Marty, but we're not going anywhere because all we've done is once again point out how stupid you are.
Thanks again for providing the stupidity only you can deliver!
All our love,
The Staff of CoM
This reminds me I have to contact that collection company and get my report for the week. I am starting to wonder how many families who are in a family dispute over a parent in a nursing home etc. will Marty make Facebook friends with all the children and inject himself into their business.
ReplyDeleteOh, yeah Marty, those IP numbers you have are not mine. LMAO. Here is a hint Marty, keep it up about stating your getting IP numbers. The last time someone threatened that they hacked something it was your buddy Billy claiming he got our google account passwords. How did that work out eh?
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ReplyDeleteListen to your "mother", Marty. Take some law courses.
ReplyDeleteI suggest you start with something simple, like the reading the pamphlet "Do's and Don'ts: Food Stamp Fraud and You"...
Mongoose legal jargon:
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Note Android's predictive text...
Damn it. I let my kids play with the special agent decoder ring I got out of a box of cereal. Now I won't be able to decode his top secret messages.
DeleteFunny how "homosexual" autofills. Must use the word often...
DeletePoor hapless Marty. Even your "cyber stalker" can get a story in the paper. Yet, you try every day and still get no coverage. Hilarious!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.candgnews.com/news/local-vfw-receives-grant-generator-building-work-88214
Wait a second, I thought Marty had a fundraiser idea to save the place?
DeleteOh Spammy, you of all people know better. The only cause Marty has or will ever raise funds for is himself.
DeleteBack off, Tuttle!
DeleteHe probably uses that money to help others. Even told Ellen so...
Another piece of legislation that the lucido office that they will get a chuckle about. I called their office to get information on that new vehicle registration bill. It will save a ton of money going paperless. They knew marty by first name, we had a great convrsation. Thwy might be sponsoring the veterans bill im working on which will get me in the newspaper again im sure.
ReplyDeleteHas the Special Aagent broke it to Mrs. Iverson yet that he was wrong and CoM still exists, never went anywhere, was just unavailable to him? Or did he blip right over that?
ReplyDeleteYou kidding me?
DeleteHe still hasn't broke it to Richard Rondeau that he wasn't a Secret Service Agent...
Face palming myself. What was I even thinking?
DeleteJust in. http://www.people.com/article/casey-kasems-kids-sue-widow-wrongful-death
ReplyDeleteShouldn't he be bothering the people in Detroit for the Thanksgiving Day Parade about now?
ReplyDeleteRenaming it "The Chism Falk Campbell Denny's Foot Parade"?
Corvettes for everyone he knows to ride in? Offer the grand Marshall spot to any famous person with a Facebook page?
DeleteUmm, I don't think so...
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Needs transplant, homeless, family hates him, friends are Facebook only and his Bridge Card is empty...
Thanks giving is a time for family Unity not inserting yourself into some debate and making some family squabble worse. SHM
DeleteExcept for his hair color, and that ran off while walking to Carquest in the rain, he hasn't changed much in two years...
ReplyDelete"Martiez Adoofis
November 26, 2013 at 10:29pm · Edited ·
Marty Prehn Thank You Notes
Thank you Marty Prehn for reminding us about the value of a college education.
For reminding us that Maxwell Smart isn't the only simpleminded Special Agent
For taking all the loose change from little old ladies purses. Now please do something about the buttons and miscellaneous pills.
For distracting the Macomb County Prosecutor from finding my pot by throwing your son at him.
For Protecting Jennifer Love Hewitt's bodacious tatas.
For making our Veterans wish they were KIA.
For coming out of your coma in time to declare your roommate dead in the living room.
For making Sean Fleming sound intelligent.
For having that vasectomy 22 years ago, only to have your doctor declare your fish still swim.
For reminding us why we need to change our passwords on a regular basis.
For developing voice print algorithm technology that can be accessed by simply visiting your Facebook page.
For siphoning Florence's money and keeping it from her heirs greedy little hands.
For reminding us why your pal Denny McLain went to prison for stealing pension money.
For keeping Colorado beautiful by not visiting your mother.
For having Barbi Nemith Photoshop her profile picture into near oblivion.
For forcing Coogi© to design shirts in XXXXL.
For inspiring the viral video hit "What Does the Walrus Say?"
For convincing Ellen DeGeneres that boobs on a man are ugly and to play for the other team.
For throwing your support behind Romney, thus insurring Obama's reelection.
For hiding Cheetos in your dimples for a late night snack.
For giving Hostess Brands a reason to bring back Twinkie's.
For donating your parents cottage in Prudenville, MI to the Roscommon County Tax Accesor next month.
For making Detroit appear financially successful and crime-free by comparison."
Doesn't look like he needs any help from a wanna be media contact. You're a loser Marty, you can't even get yourself in the paper, much less anyone else.
ReplyDeleteOh Marty, you should do something of your own also. I am supportive of that. Just as long as it's not trying to change the title of an event, the theme of the event of someone else. The other thing is that you should follow thru with it. Nautical Smile sounded nice, I would had thought being a avid watcher of the City Council Meetings that you had business relationships with many of the business owners on the Nautical Mile and had it all done. I would had supported it. Maybe you could help Jamie with his DJ services at the Winter Blast. Who like carrying all that junk in the cold. I am sure the Veteran community would like your help if you actually did more than alerting the Freedom Riders and attending funerals on behalf of US Congressional leaders offices that your not really there for. Maybe you could stop telling the older WW2 vets hard of hearing that you were Ronald Reagan's Body Guard at some campus when you were 20. Making them think you were like Clint Eastwood, "in the Line of Fire". Instead of working about the City Mayors car you could focus on sending FLO back some money for the holidays in a nice card. Finally for the 20th time I don't write this blog. Your not going to get a PPO thru and Thru Billy. If you want to go back to court and explain to the judge how you never work undercover for anyone we can do that. Along with I will get a letter from the Macomb County Prosecutor that you lied about that to for harassment purposes.
ReplyDeleteI suggest laying low. While the Lawless America Copyright attorney is criminally investigated.
Wow, nothing ever changes. More lies, more "ambulance chasing" antics to hijack or insert himself into SOMETHING to make himself feel like he's making progress. Holy Crap!
ReplyDeleteWell, on this Thanksgiving, I'd like to thank Mr. Tuttle, Spam, and everyone else for keeping up on the never ending idiocy that is the life of Marty E Prehn. What a total and utter loser. I feel very bad for all the innocent people he interjects his lie filled life onto. I am thankful that most are wise enough to put a stop to it or warn others who might be easy targets for the Con that is Marty Prehn.
Happy Thanksgiving all!!
Fuck you Marty!
"Children, stop eating dinner for a minute and come laugh at the lonely fat man again!"
ReplyDeleteHappy Thanksgiving Mr. Tuttle, Spam & CoMmies!
ReplyDelete~waving~
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Happy Thanksgiving Mr. Tuttle, Spam, Petunia ,Ninja and all CoMmies, hope everyone gobbled til they wobbled ( like Marty does daily) lol and, I second "Fuck you, Marty"
DeleteI had a splendid day, Anon! Thank you! I hope yours was too!
DeleteThat VFW Post is having a Sean Fleming gratitude dinner now, eh? Bet Marty will try to disrupt it.
ReplyDeleteYay!!! For Flemming! A real advocate for #Veterans!
DeleteBut the poor dear suffers from tinnitus because of all the 21 Gun Salutes he's endured, burying his fallen comrades...
DeleteBet you didn't think we caught that lie, eh Marty?
Retard.
Since Stephanie Hoskin and her husband refuse to let him near their daughter, do you think Marty bounced little Tay Tay on his knee yesterday?
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Laquieta is smarter than that...
And Carol Caputo probably doesn't give a rat's ass about Jr's kid, either.
DeleteOh, those Prehns...
Any new personal mail from your friend, Marty?
ReplyDeleteLast week it was Falk/Columbo, until the family told him to go to hell.
ReplyDeleteNow it's Glen Campbell and he's found a new reason to live with him singing the Stupid Souvenir Statue song.
Too bad it now sits in a landfill, not dissimilar to the room he rented...
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No one obsesses like a lonely fat guy on Facebook...
DeleteNo one.
Maybe he can save this. http://www.macombdaily.com/lifestyle/20150519/memorial-day-parade-in-eastpointe-cancelled-due-to-finances
ReplyDeleteUh oh. I smell a fundraiser coming. Right after he reads here again today.
DeleteWon't do any good. Mayor "micromanages" everything.
DeleteShe should just overdraw the bank account so Marty has somewhere to go...
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ReplyDeletegiggle
DeletePlenty of Marty discussion going on here:
ReplyDeletePetunia Unplugged
That's a hot link, for idiots who don't understand their smartphone yet...
Still not "resating"...
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Note the dates. Took two months of not getting her Social Security check before he started bitching...
"Before mom died, did she mention anything about ordering me a pizza from Colorado, Marlene?
DeleteI believe she would have wanted it delivered, too."
"Marty Prehn
ReplyDeleteIn the cases that I have worked on the current probate Judge Carl Marlinga has allowed me to speak either on behalf of a elderly person or a sibling as to what information I can share with him in order for him to make a decision on the welfare of a elderly person. He had previously been the Prosecuting Attorney for the 2nd largest county in Michigan (Macomb County). And worked as legal council for the US JUSTICE DEPARTMENT. However many courts assign probate matters to Magistrates like they did in my mothers case in Colorado who did not have clue as to what they were doing. Such was the case with Magistrate Barbara Hughes and Magistrate Robin Chittum from the 4th District Court in El Paso County in Colorado Springs, Colorado. I want to have a documentary film made about their legal blunders and how the VIOLATED my mother's 1st, 4th and 14th amendment rights and how they ignored a Michigan trust that was set up to protect my mother who was an incapacitated resident of Michigan. The film should be called CLUELESS IN COLORADO SPRINGS. There is complete chaos in the Judicial system in the state of Colorado.
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Marty Prehn
In the Dr. JIM CHISM case I was able to contact the retired Probate Judge Antonio Viviano who was coming to see his son David Viviano who was the Chief Circuit Court Judge. It was Friday afternoon about 4:15 pm and the court building was closing in 15 minutes. I had with me the 3 adult children of Dr. JIM CHISM. Trust me on this when I say that God was with us on this rescue mission and His timing was perfect as we literally ran into Judge Antonio Viviano in a stairwell and told him that we needed his help or Dr. CHISM was going to die. He told us to stay by our phones and wait for a call. The call came Monday afternoon that there would be an emergency hearing on Tuesday to address this matter. We got Val Clark from WXYZ to come to court with a camera man as well as a reporter from the Macomb Daily. Jamie Cook. Long story short the Judge came out of retirement and the Probate Judge Kathryn George was not allowed to hear this case and the wife (step mother to the adult children) was removed as his temporary guardian and a court guardian was assigned and an order was signed that allowed for the adult Chism children to have immediate access to their father and the hospital was ordered to provide any and all medical records to the Chism children and be notified of any changes in his medical conditions. This was a HUGE legal victory that saved the life of Dr. JIM CHISM.
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Didn't he say that Denny played a role?
DeleteAnd what about Half Pint?
I spoke to Maralingas Court Clerk who said that Marty has never been able to speak on behalf of anyone in the court. He's not an attorney. I love how he spews on. I will have to contact Val and get her story on this. It will be great to see how she's doing.
DeleteCool. Try to get the judge's name correct.
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