Election 2015: "When Idiots Attack!"

Loyal readers, Eastpointe residents and abnormal psychology students everywhere, we're back with our continuing coverage of S/E Michigan's odoriferous dung beetle, Marty Prehn!

Election Day is always special to a political powerhouse like the Mongoose. It's a great example of the absolute dominance Marty holds over all things political in Michigan and this past election was maybe a little more important to Marty than prior years.

Over the last year, Marty's greatest and only chance at getting some attention from anyone was the Eastpointe Cruise last spring. Somehow, Marty managed to land a spot on the cruise committee, despite the fact he's nothing more than a big mouthed part-time delivery boy who is generally despised by his coworkers and customers. I questioned why anyone would consider putting him on a committee of any kind that didn't involve scamming free food. But I digress.

His position on the committee gave Marty the chance to hijack a local event that was well established and relatively popular. Of course, Marty jumped at the chance to claim lie after lie about what the cruise was all about and which of his west coast celebrity pals would be co-hosting. It was classic Elder Dawg bullshit on a regular basis. Then suddenly, Marty's fantasy came crashing down. The Eastpointe Mayor and fellow committee member caught wind of some of Marty's outright lies and proceeded to put a muzzle on him. By the day of the cruise, Marty's role had been pruned back to cleaning up the garbage on Gratiot Avenue. How quickly the fat fall.

Fast forward to this year's elections. As is the way of the Mongoose, Marty now harbored a burning hate for the mayor, who also happened to be up for re-election. Marty would now throw his massive political influence behind her opponent so he could exact his revenge on her and try to eliminate future opposition to his coveted spot on the cruise committee. He would teach the mayor that nobody crushes the Mongoose's Facebook glory without paying a price. In reality, what the idiot was actually doing was casting instant doom on the candidate he chose to endorse, thus guaranteeing the mayor's return and his certain banning from any association with next year's event. Poor LaForest, he's actually the one who learned the lesson. Never associate with a toxic Mongoose. It's a one way ticket to defeat and the outcome is virtually predestined. Simple fact of nature. Just ask Bill Windsor. Hell, ask Barry Powers.

I'm sure Mr LaForest had no idea what Marty was going to do to his mayoral campaign. Nor could he have know just how toxic and idiotic his new greatest supporter was. Two days before the

election, Marty began posting a photo of an SUV with a Texas license plate on Facebook. Marty then claimed this was the Mayor's vehicle along with questioning her ethics for driving it. The following conversation took place below the surreptitiously snapped smartphone photo by Special Agent Prehn. I apologize for the length, but feel I should copy it in it's entirety in the interest of accuracy and possible court records:

"Bernie Januska
Why pry into someone else's business and rat them out?
Your life so much superior?
This is problem in country we point to everyone else's sins and ignore our own
#smh
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Marty Prehn
Of course I am not running for a political office. Spoken like a true liberal.
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Marty Prehn
Such is the case in the Cindy Gamat and Todd Curser sex scandal. It goes to whether certain conduct or behavior is legal, unethical or immoral. What's good for the goose should be the same for anyone running for a public office. That's why it is being asked if it is legal or ethical to do so.
Like · More · 4 hours ago
Marty Prehn
So Bernie if a rumor was floating around that a mayoral candidate had paid their personal property taxes or a portion of them with money from the City's general fund you would not want that looked into and just ignore it?
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Milica Filipovic
Don't you post things all the time about people posting misleading things about you... And get pissed about it. Ironically, you posting this woman's license plate online and insinuating she is doing it for tax evasion opens you up to liability in a tort action for something called false light.
Like · More · 2 hours ago
Terry Lopez
It's her business
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Marty Prehn
Not at all. I am asking for a clarification if doing this is a legal or ethical issue. There was a discussion at a local restaurant this past week about the Mayor's race in Eastpointe and these were issues that were brought up by residents from Eastpointe who were discussing who they were going to vote for and why or not vote for and why. No tort here Matlock. Just wanting to get answers to questions that people had or to clear the air about accusations that were being made by others. Even the issue of political signs and how many and where they were placed was discussed. These discussions took place at Andary's, Milestone and Donna's. Even the issue of using the restaurants as an office was brought up and how people would come and drink coffee or have breakfast or lunch and then leave no tip. I am not a resident of Eastpointe so I cannot vote for any of the 3 candidates. Traditionally in a non presidential election only 13-15% of residents come out to vote. This is sad. And the other 85% complain the rest of the time how they don't like how the City is run. Truth be told it is the City Manager that runs the city and controls the finances. The current City Manager by most who took part in these discussions thought that Steve Duchenne was doing a very good job since coming over from the City of Sterling Heights.
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Terry Lopez
I agree with Milica Filipovic you complain about ppl staking you. then you post about others no offense Marty Prehn but how is that right
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Marty Prehn
Read my response above your post.
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Terry Lopez
I did
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Milica Filipovic
I don't recall calling you smart ass names, but if matlock is all you got I'll take that as a compliment. The fact that you addressed the post to secretary of state and everybody else but failed to tag any departments knowing very blatantly nobody from those people that you are asking will see your post demonstrates that you were not actually trying to get the answers. Moreover, you talk about her domicile and mention citizenship when in fact, just as you stated you don't exactly know what her situation is so you are imposing yourself misleading statements for your pseudo question. You could have posted your question without posting a photo and your curious mind could have been just as satisfied, but instead you chose to post an image of that particular license plate belonging to that particular person.
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Terry Lopez
Isn't that against the law posting her plate.
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Marty Prehn
I was making an inquiry as to whether something was a legal issue or an ethical issue and others were making allegations against one of the candidates and wanting to get a clarification. These are issues that should have been brought up in the 3 debates that were held. Some people say that the alleged affair between Todd Courser and Cindy Gamat was their own business but politicians are suppose to represent the people in their districts or City and are expected to do things legally and have ethics and morals.
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Terry Lopez
Sorry that was not an inquiry
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Marty Prehn
A license plate is in the public domain and it was posted to show that this in fact is a vehicle that she drives, presumedly, exclusively in Michigan on Michigan funded roads paid for by everyone else who registers their vehicles in Michigan with the Secretary of States office. Other methods are used to contact these departments. And Michigan Secretary of State Ruth Johnson happens to be a friend of mine.
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Milica Filipovic
Terry Lopez no its not against the law posting her plate because the law holds that you have no legitimate expectation of privacy in things subject to the public eye. But when you post it and make an insinuation that the person is doing something either unlawful or immoral.... MATLOCK SAYS.... she has a tort action
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Milica Filipovic
Okay if she is your friend ask her personally post the answer online send her a private message or tag her. Maybe text her?! I'm sure you meant presumably, but even as such Michigan roads are not exclusively limited to only those that register their cars in Michigan. Bottom line is your ever so inquisitive mind could have been satisfied without posting the picture.
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Terry Lopez
No I do know it's not against the law but I was pulled away from finishing and I green with you.
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Marty Prehn
No insinuation counselor. Just asking a simple question if something was a legal issue or an ethical one.
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Terry Lopez
That wasn't a question marty if you were right I'd say you were right
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Marty Prehn
Damn spell check. Thank you for bringing that spelling error to my attention.
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Marty Prehn
Terry please refer to the original post and it was asked as an inquiry or question it this was a legal issue or an ethical one.
Like · More · 1 hour ago
Terry Lopez
I still think it's none of anyone's business
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Marty Prehn
Funny you should say that Terry. That is the same thing that former Detroit Mayor Kwamye Kilpatrick said as well. The US Justice Department thought differently.
Like · More · 46 minutes ago
Terry Lopez
Good for them I just don't get into ppl business I think as with Kilpatrick they will get theirs
Like · More · 41 minutes ago
Terry Lopez
If they have it coming I'm done with this I wish I had that kind of time to dictate what others are doing
Like · More · 40 minutes ago
Terry Lopez
Have a great day marty
Like · More · 39 minutes ago
Marty Prehn
I always do Terry. The same with you.
Like · More · 27 minutes ago"

As usual, the Special Agent's great investigative skills had been put into action and a seismic power shift in the sleepy suburb of Eastpointe was well underway. Marty had uncovered dirty deeds committed by one of his countless enemies and he was exacting his revenge. This harked back to his days of drivebys at Robin and Guy's rental house hoping to find code violations or even their personal home to find trash collection irregularities. Anything that would lead to the inevitable slapping of cuffs on his foes.  But as with all things Marty, he was wrong again. The vehicle actually belongs to the mayor's daughter who had driven from Texas to visit her mother and be supportive during the election. Great work, SAM! Friggin moron.

I'll make just a few quick observations about this since deleted comment exchange:

Marty was wrong about the owner of the vehicle.

Even Marty's "friends" point out his hypocrisy for posting it.

Marty's "friends" notice he doesn't tag his alleged "good friend officials" that he should have access to without using a public Facebook post to ask questions.

Marty's "friends" point out its obvious what he was actually trying to do.

There is so much wrong with this comment thread I could go on for quite some time, but I won't. It speaks for itself. There is one more detail to this story that I felt everyone should see. After Marty personally got the Eastpointe Mayor elected to another term, thus guaranteeing his further rejection in another city, he posted this comment:

"Marty Prehn shared Jason Boechler's video — with Peter Lucido and 3 others.
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Glad to see a Michigan license plate on the Mayor of Eastpointe's new vehicle. Now the question is how many other people throughout the state continue to drive in Michigan where they work and are domiciled and have their vehicles registered and insured in other states thus shortchanging the funds that would go to improving our roads. Legislation is now being drafted to eliminate this loophole and generate additional funds for the state of Michigan. Interesting that a concerned citizen asking a question of law enforcement, the Michigan Attorney General Bill Schuette and the Michigan Secretary of State Ruth Johnson regarding a legal or ethical issue is referred to as a "stalker" by the re-elected Mayor of Eastpointe Suzanne Pixley."

I'll skip over all of the Mongoose droppings and get straight to the point. Marty; she called you a stalker because that's exactly what you are. Trying to make yourself out to be a "concerned citizen" might be the biggest pile of shit you've ever produced. You're nothing more than a bitter, hate filled loser who stalks his enemies in a company vehicle. You keep claiming the demise of your cyber stalkers is near. I personally think the demise of a real stalker is coming soon and his name is Martin E. Prehn.

That's P R E H N for members of the media!