Gentle readers of Fraser Michigan;
You people are lightweights.
You obviously haven't done your homework and thoroughly read the years of research that this blog provides. A cursory glance at a few recent articles just doesn't give you the proper insight into the diseased mind of a Mongoose.
You see, folks, Marty wins whenever he can get any media attention, whatsoever. Probably the worst part is that anyone who watched WXYT tonight now believes that Marty Prehn is a representative of your community - maybe even a respected member of your society. For all you know, he's printing up new business cards with 48026 on them. We've seen it before. After tonight, he doesn't just have his cloven hoof in the door, he has half of his piss-soaked pant leg in there and working on the other one!
The game isn't over, but you apparently don't realize what you're up against and you've got to step it up, damnit! Cast this evil demon from your peaceful village and back to the Bowels of Hell that is the Lair!
"Mongoose, I beseech thee, return to that from whence you squatted!"
Sorry for the tough love routine, but Marty Prehn in your community is far worse than any sewage backing up into your basements from that sinkhole. And the smell... Oh, the smell. Those new benches at Stephens Park will have to be destroyed once they're caked with Mongoose butt cheese and your playground for your children, Fort Fraser, will become his imaginary Command Post, much like he attempted with the Roseville Georgian Inn. Imagine a world where it's commonplace to see Marty Prehn washing out his only pair of filthy underwear in the goldfish pond of your beloved bank building...
You've given him a beachhead in this war and his spoils are your reputations and livelihoods.
Think of your property values, people. Think of your adolescent daughters!
Heed our advice or may God have mercy on your souls.
Tut
I hear his Jeans are also standing on Marty's side also.
ReplyDeleteAre you saying his pants were standing up for 7?
ReplyDeleteDon't worry faithful readers of C.o.M. Fraser has some soufflait Mongoose coming. He will never see it coming.
ReplyDeleteWe warned you.
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Apologize for what? Kathy WILL be called to testify UNDER OATH and these allegations of her being involved with the former and now deceases Fraser Mayor Moe Germone while they both served on the Fraser city council together will be answered and the truth will come out. I have already stated that I did not know if these allegations of sexual harassment were true or not and now we will find out. A special thanks for channel 7 Action News and one of their star reporters Simon Shakyet for coming out and covering this story of retaliation against the Mayor and Acting Mayor of Fraser. I can't thank these FAIR people enough for calling in to channel 7 Action News about me. They now want me to come down to their Southfield tv studio and do a news segment about bullying and sexual harassment and why people make up allegations against a vulnerable adult like Zachary Nichols to try to remove the Fraser Mayor and Acting Mayor from office. I did mention that Glenda Lewis and I are friends didn't I? Now to get my friend and highly respected private investigator Scott Lewis involved. Next on 7 ACTION NEWS. MAKE 7 UP YOURS. So Thomas LaDuck is going to bury me. That is a implied threat. It appears that the FCC want to have a nice little sit down chat with Mr. LaDuck about his conduct on the radio and continual harassment of me after I issued him several CEASE AND DESIST REQUESTS.
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It's only going to get worse.
And Fraser thinks their meetings are a circus now...
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He's just getting warmed up...
"Go Big or Go Homeless!"
It looks like Marty called the bluff of a lot of people last night. Sean Fleming did what he does every time he talks about showing up where Marty is. He was there until Marty shows up then runs away. Why bother wasting your (not you're) time going if you're (not your) just going to run away? And It looks like the "Fraser buzzsaw" was nothing more than a fisher price kids toy that makes a lot of noise but won't hurt anything. Looks like Fraser is just like St Clair Shores, Eastpointe, and Berkley. Who looks like the fool now?
ReplyDeleteDid anyone notice if Flem Ling wet himself while running away from city hall in fear of the Mongoose?
DeleteMarty did exactly what we wanted him to do. Really is unfair how easy it is to maneuver him into place. Please send him our best.
DeleteSure. Good luck with all that.
DeleteThanks. We know where he is on Gratiot right now and who he is meeting with and are sending this info out to the correct agencies and organizations. Thank you for backing a true idiot.
DeleteSomeone needs to inform the 7-11 at 15 Mile and Garfield that it's probably a good idea to keep the Slim Jim display behind the counter.
ReplyDeleteI really don't think Fraser understands the gravity of a Mongoose Infestation. It affects every aspect of their community.
They'll learn. It'll be too late, but they'll learn.
Those clueless bastards in Fraser are playing with Facebook and emailing reporters. Wasting precious time.
ReplyDeleteNot too bright. Marty will eat them for lunch and they won't even realize it until they're at the bottom of his toilet at the Lair.
Yep. Trying to stop The Beast with memes and Media Tenor crap.
DeleteWhat they need is a couple of big guys with rebar and axe handles...
Big guys with axe handles???? Marty once pissed his pants and ran inside Fergan's after a 120 pound drunk guy threatened to kick his ass. He'd run from Jamie Victory if he felt threatened.
DeleteDomestic violence survivor syndrome.
DeleteHis old roommate rolled a chair on wheels at him.
You'll read it here first, Marty - just like when your close personal friend Dan Haggerty died...
ReplyDeleteGlen Campbell is dead.
Maybe Fraser can delay the tribunal to allow you time with the family.
DeleteI'm sure he's already going thru his pre flight check list behind the controls of AirForce 1 getting ready to take off for Nashville.
DeleteI am sure he's emailing lucido now about renaming some desolate street in detroit as Glenn Campbell Court or possbliy starting a huge fundraising Glen Campbell hometown Heros awards dinner at el charro. His first award will go to the Mayor.
DeleteAll I know is that Marty's twin brother, Travis, had better comb his hair properly for the funeral.
DeleteMaybe Marty found a secret Last Will and Testament under the front porch of the resale shop? It's happened before...
Pretty inconsiderate of him to go and die during Marty's busy season.
DeleteSome people just don't appreciate the sacrifices Marty makes for them.
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Good reading for the newbies at the following link:
DeletePoor Marty, Poor Retarded Marty
Discusses the genesis of his "Guardian Angel" relationship with the Campbells.
Oh, there's more. So much more...
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Marty's Rhinestone Wet Dream
Read up. High probability that he'll announce a fundraiser scam of some sort.
Duke appreciates a good "play on words":
DeleteWichita Lying Man, Marty Prehn
Marty has cut a pretty wide swath through the Campbell family...
Mongoose Signal activated in the sky over Big Lots..
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"Work that case, Marty!"