Point of Order: Shup Up, Dumbass!

Good times are here again CoMmies! The quantity of Marty "The Mongoose" Prehn stupidity always seems to peak when that idiot finds a city council meeting to look foolish in front of. Marty is at his idiotic pinnacle when he has a microphone and a captive audience at his disposal. The topic at hand is never important to Marty, it's all about the chance to further his own agenda. Thankfully, the Fraser city council managed to force the Mongoose to stay on topic last night which means, Marty was left with nothing to say.

After Monday's special meeting of the Fraser council, where Marty once again managed to inject his fat head where it didn't belong, I might have been just a little judgmental about the citizens of Fraser. I felt that maybe enough hadn't been done to shut up the worlds biggest idiot. Well, things sure did change at last nights meeting!

Marty arrived at the council meeting so ready to lie, slander, and generally spew complete stupidity, he felt the need to bring a lawyer with him. Although, in my humble opinion and belief, no lawyer that has Marty Prehn and Denny McLain as his top clients should be attempting to practice law anywhere other than traffic court. Hey Barry, did you and Denny get that $7,000 bill for the legal fees of your last target paid yet? But, I digress. Marty was ready to follow the script written for him by various unnamed individuals from Fraser who obviously didn't realize what a moronic loser they were paying to do their dirty work. These people should have known that anyone willing to be their stooge just for the cost of a couple of late night dinners isn't a highly qualified Special Agent. You get what you pay for I guess.

Anyway, as Marty finally was able to take a seat in front of the microphone and begin his latest verbal assault on someone, he was suddenly interrupted by the words "point of order" being called out by a council member. That did not bode well for the imbecile because all of Marty's talking points were way off of the topic of the meeting. Even the cries of Marty's ambulance chaser were cut off by the Fraser city attorney. Marty's own puppet master, Joe Nichols, was even forced to agree with the city attorney and Marty wasn't allowed to veer off the only subject he was legally allowed to speak about. Of course, this left Marty with nothing to say and his public comments ended quickly. Something tells me there was no celebratory dining at the Ram's Horn last night but, the odds there were two burger kings at the White Castle instead are quite high.

Where the Fraser council found a muzzle big enough to fit over Marty's mouth and huge second chin I'll never know but, I don't really care. It worked to perfection. Then it was time for the fun to begin. Using a tactic from the Mongoose extermination guide, the citizens of Fraser began their assault on the repugnant rodent. Several people decided to speak about Marty and point out he really has no business trying to involve himself in the politics of a city he has no interest in. One woman was also nice enough to point out that Marty is a stalker who was seen photographing license plates in the parking lot during the meeting. It's quite telling there was no "point of order" calls while these people were speaking. Funny how that works, huh Marty.

Now that I've rambled on like a Mongoose with cable public access at his disposal, I need to wrap this report up. In closing I need to give KUDOS and credit to the great citizens of Fraser for shutting the Mongoose (and his lawyer) down. It was obvious the sane majority of the Fraser city council had been educated on how to shut Marty up. It's was even better to see people stand up and expose Marty for what he really is. It's also becoming clear that "The People's Mayor" has a few qualified operatives working with him as well. I'm starting to think Mr. LaDuke is a closet CoMmie. There were even a couple of Special Agents in the audience last night. Those hats make them just as much an agent as Marty is!

In closing, once again I commend the people of Fraser. We here at CoM called you out and you responded in force. Great job! The war is not over yet but the end is getting closer.

 DBD!

PS: Forget about Ram's Horn after the meeting. Stick to the credo!