"It's Coming, Boy!"
Nothing good ever comes from meeting Marty Prehn - even accidentally. Those dirty clothes would make a maggot puke. Personally, I'd be concerned about body lice just waiting to jump ship to get some fresh air.
It's the Curse of the Mongoose. There's no escape, not even in death.
Like a Terminator from a future of stupidity robots, he just keeps going.
And before someone suggests building a wall around Fraser, he burrows and likes crawling in dirt. You should see what he sleeps on...
Trust us, we are professionals.
The moral of the story is: "Never talk to a filthy bum that chases you down in the parking lot."
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Dead or alive, it doesn't matter. Just ask a family member of the late Karen Chism.
DeleteIn fact, I suspect Joe is using Marty's professional services much the same way the greedy Chism brats did.
Regardless, we feel for you, Kathy. It's wonderful that your community is standing behind you in the face of evil incarnate.
God speed.
"Go, Mongoose, Go!"
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Yeah, it was fun talking to Tom LaDuke on his show Friday night. The most amazing part was Flem Ling and I both called in during the same hour!
DeleteHow is that possible, Marty, if Sean Fleming writes this blog? You've been saying that he does for years now. Even under oath to Judge Gorcyca.
Is it possible that Ronald Reagan never taught or even inspired you to tell the truth?
Lying sack of Mongoose shit.
He's already shakin in his boots about going to a city council meeting. It's comin boy It's no longer Marty Mongoose Prehn. It's Marty Mcfly Prehn.
DeleteNah.
DeleteIt's just that fat, filthy man who lives in the abandoned resale shop on Gratiot.
Probably already selected his outfit for tonight and has his smegma-crusted black shirt with blue piping and piss-soaked jeans all neatly laid out on the horse blanket back at the Lair...
DeleteUnderwear optional. Can only turn them inside out a couple of dozen times before they get too gamey.
That coward isn't going to show. His "busy schedule" tonight most likely consists of heating up some Ramen, telling lies to anyone he can on Facebook, getting aroused by pictures of Paula Dean with biscuits, send another email to Ellen asking to be on her show (and $10,000), then watching the news for researching where he might find a news crew next. Pretty standard night for Marty.
DeleteDon't forget the lice filled hat with the sweat stain
ReplyDeleteAs an Advocate for Deonda and Skye against "those racist cops" - the same ones that kicked his drug dealing son in the head when they should have been feeding his dog - Marty has a "vested interest" in Clinton Township.
ReplyDeleteAnd Roseville looses its Hometown Hero...
CLINTON TOWNSHIP ON HIGH ALERT
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So who thinks it would be a GREAT thing to do and have the City of Roseville and Clinton Township to work together and have a UNITY CRUISE from 10 mile road in Roseville to where ever Clinton Township ends on north Gratiot avenue and then back and around on SB Gratiot? What are the pros and cons of trying to do this? We know that the City of Eastpointe won't participate as current Eastpointe Cruisin' Gratiot President Harvey Curley was quoted as saying "THAT AS LONG AS I AM ALIVE WE WILL NEVER DO A JOINT CRUISE WITH THE CITY OF ROSEVILLE."
"It's Coming, Boy!"
Like a swarm of locusts consuming all the crops before moving on to the next field.
DeleteIt's almost biblical.
Go Duke! Go Fraser!
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Go to Hell, Marty Prehn!
I'd like to know where candidate David Winowiecki stands on the Mongoose plaque that has befallen Fraser.
ReplyDeleteIt only looks like an angry mob destroyed the Mongoosemobile parked at the CVS across the street, but the truth is, that's the way it always looks.
ReplyDelete"Those damn vandals broke my driver's side shock absorber!"
"There are three sides that come with the Hungry Man Dinner Plate at Cracker Barrel. Mashed potatoes with Gravy, Macaroni with Cheese and Hash Brown Casserole.
ReplyDeleteThe truth is I always ask for extra butter with my rolls and slip out the back door before the check comes..."
I guess he was able to walk across the street with being out of breath from his heart troubles and all the smoking.
DeleteI don't think anyone in Fraser realizes that there's a new article about last night.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't surprise me.