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| Dejected Mongoose! |
The photo that shook the world this morning and all of Southeast Michigan collectively laughed!
Who wants to bet on what he wears tomorrow at the Fraser City Council meeting? Will he mention being the Guardian Angel of the late Glen Campbell? Will he be selling tickets to a "Rhinestone Unity Dinner and Country Hoedown"?
Personally, I see a "Dejected Mongoose", but feel free to provide your own caption below in the comments.
"Someone ate the last cocktail weenie..."
ReplyDelete"Oh, Lord. I sharted again..."
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, Marty. You pretty much always smell that way.
"Does this shirt hide my thunder?"
ReplyDelete"Excuse me, are you going to eat that?"
ReplyDelete"Why don't they want to interview me? I'm The Elder Avenger damn it!"
ReplyDelete"If only the Mayor would be with me"
ReplyDelete"None of these black Democrats want to hear my Reagan stories..."
ReplyDelete" I took a hookers shower at the Hooters on Gratiot and I can't get closer to this dreamy man. What a waste of that powdered soap I lost in the sink"
ReplyDelete"What do you mean my emails are marked as spam?"
ReplyDelete"...and then Dan Haggerty died in my arms."
ReplyDelete"It's not fair that my son is getting three squares and laid while I'm here being laughed at by everyone..."
ReplyDelete"Now that my good friend Glen is dead, what famous family will I be able to use next? Maybe Charlie Sheen will overdose soon!"
ReplyDelete"If only I had my Special Agent hat, these bastards might respect me..."
ReplyDelete"Why are they making fun of my man boobs?"
ReplyDeleteI just got off of a classified conference call about this and the consensus is that Marty wanted a picture with Duggan so he can claim to be his bodyguard, much the way he did with Reagan and Terry Jones.
ReplyDeleteYou know it's true, Marty.
They wouldn't let you wear that stupid hat in there, eh Marty?
DeleteSo he pouts. A 61 year old man pouting like a 12 year old girl who is too young to wear lipstick.
"How come that f&cker in front of me gets a fancy agent earpiece? I've either got to steal it or at least borrow it for a selfie..."
ReplyDelete"Im just trying to figure out, when is the food showing up?"
ReplyDelete"So you only get a plate for the buffet after making a campaign donation? Can I just use my hands?"
ReplyDelete"Are you going to eat your butter patty?"
ReplyDeleteDouble DAWG Doomed!
ReplyDeleteWhy loneliness is more dangerous than obesity
"The food cart won't take my Bridge Card... "
ReplyDeleteWell Marty is standing by the front door at the Fraser City Hall handing out flyers lol!!!
ReplyDeleteLol the trashy Monogoose car is parked next to the Channel 7 car!!! Hahahaha
ReplyDeleteHahahaha Marty brought an attorney with him!!! And I made Flem go in :-)
ReplyDeleteHa! Finally someone provided Fleming with some balls!
DeleteMarty's "attorney" is Denny McLain's idiot lawyer. Last time he handled a case for Denny, he ended up getting sanctioned.
HEY MARTY!!! Be sure you show this comment to Barry while you're sitting at the meeting.
ReplyDeleteBITE ME!!!!!!!!!!!
How's does someone like Marty even afford an attorney?? And why is he even needed after all that nasty stuff Marty has posted about people. Marty you're a douche...and that's my opinion and first amendment right to say!!
DeleteMarty hasn't paid Barry anything. If you wanted, you could hire Barry to go after Marty right now. He'd take the money over Marty any day.
DeleteCONGRATS TO TNE FRASER CITY COUNCIL FOR MAKING THE DUMB ASS SPECIAL ED AGENT STAY ON TOPIC.
ReplyDeleteWELL DONE!
"Turn up the air conditioning in this damn council chamber or my attorney here will sue all of you for trying to STOP my free speech!"
Delete"I'll show Malik who's badder than Old King Kong but with a heart of gold..."
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