As a public service to residents of Fraser, and any other metro Detroit city, here is a partial list of people you should contact about Marty Prehn. Most people on this list Marty has claimed he works closely with on a regular basis. Contact them and see if they'll give you a reference or their opinion about him.
Michigan Attorney General Bill Schuette
Secretary of State Ruth Johnson
Oakland County Sheriff Michael Bouchard
Oakland County Prosecutor Jessica Cooper
Macomb County Sheriff Anthony Wickersham
Every Police Department in the Detroit area
US Attorney Daniel Lemisch
Michigan FBI
Michigan State Police
Representative Peter Lucido
Michigan Senator Steve Bieda
Eastpointe Mayor Suzanne Pixley
Fraser Mayor Joe Nichols
POTUS Donald Trump
Reverend Jessie Jackson
"Hot-N-Ready" Private Investigator Carey Torrice
Kerri Kasem and the Kasem Cares Foundation
NASGA
Jamie Cook, Macomb Daily
Americans Against Abusive Probate Guardianship
Dr Sam Sugar
Rich Black
That's just a few that come to mind. This list could take all day if I continue. It might also be very interesting to see what either of Marty's ex wives might have to say about him. Or I'm sure siblings would give you an earful about his various lies. Perhaps you could also send a letter to his son c/o Michigan Department of Corrections, Prisoner #719487.
Happy Hunting to all the new CoMmies out there!
"And that's why we love Fraser... "
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Hard to believe that this idiot can sit up and take nourishment several times a day.
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Hard to believe that this idiot can sit up and take nourishment several times a day.
The town of Fraser is NOT sick of me just those who think that they call bully city officials and try to force them to resign. You all are in a T ball league with inflated Ego's and 1 guy with an inflatable barbie doll. -Marty
ReplyDeleteThat's why his bestie owes $360,000 collection will be fun. I will have one of those collection company's calling windsors number twice daily.
Marty reminds me of a giant whoopie cousin that makes all that noise. The fart noise we all know. He's nothing more than that of a whoopie cushion letting out old used air. What I have to say in response to the noise . WHOOPIE!
ReplyDeleteAnother great investigation by the Special Ed Agent! You're such a dumbass Marty!
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Marty must had taken my advice and went to Ohio. Been a nice quiet saturday night.
ReplyDeleteFilthy little Mongoose has burrowed underground again.
ReplyDeleteHe'll resurface soon enough to feed.
He's back, touting his various fake advocacy bullshit.
DeleteMust have gotten $35 from someone to turn his MetroPCS phone back on.
What are you going to pretend you've accomplished today, Marty?
It looks like Marty decided to dive off the lying moron cliff today. The only government agency he has a direct line to is the food stamp office.
ReplyDeleteStill talks with Ronald Reagan. Occasional Easter dinner, too.
DeleteF&cking psycho.
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From the CoM archives, stored in a climate controlled bunker at our Top Secret headquarters, located miles beneath the earth's crust.
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Enjoy!
Good read here:
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I suppose you could also just chalk it up to being extremely lonely and incredibly stupid.
Anyone who is that embarrassingly stupid should just be quiet and hope no one notices.
ReplyDeleteThe citizens of Clinton Township invite Marty to any and all of these Pre-Cruise events:
ReplyDeleteCar shows kick off Gratiot Cruise and five facts about event
Of course, a seasoned Cruise Professional, like the Mongoose, eats and drinks for free. Fifty cents extra for cheese, though.
B.Y.O.M.
(Bring your own midget)
The asshole with the fake Law Enforcement hat is now working the case of fake degrees for Fraser's law enforcement.
ReplyDeleteIf that don't beat all.
No one else is shrewd enough to go through old Macomb Daily articles.
"Bless you, Mongoose!"
Q: What do you do when everyone in a city hates your guts and doesn't want you in their town?
DeleteA: Piss off the cops, silly.
Marty Prehn will not tolerate any fake claim of accomplishments.
DeleteLesson learned from Ronald Reagan.
Can someone please order a forensic audit of his Bridge Card purchases?
DeleteImagine how much money that little girl with the lemonade stand would make if she had Marty tied to a chair and a baseball bat.
ReplyDeleteOther than the remote possibility of the guy facing sexual harassment charges - and even that friendship seems unilateral - does anyone in the city of Fraser like Marty Prehn? Even just a little?
ReplyDeleteI think he should be allowed to speak at the next meeting. The town's children can laugh and throw peanuts at him.
I was going to say it looks like Marty has stepped in a pile of shit in Fraser but, he didn't just step in it, he's rolling around in it smearing it all over himself. Guess it can't do anything but improve his smell though.
DeleteIt's the way of the Mongoose.
DeleteOh Marty....I'm still waiting for the Michigan State Police, Attorney General investigators knock at my door. Could you please tell them to hurry up, I have reality to get back to. Thanks in advance!!!
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*Doing A World of Good.
Give my best to the good folks at Wells Fargo Bank and your adoptive mother's family, Marty.
ReplyDeleteOr do they only contact you by certified mail?
Who'd have thought that a political powerhouse like King Maker Marty is pulling all of his numerous strings from an abandoned resale shop on Gratiot Avenue in the nucleus of the Midwest; Roseville, Michigan - Gateway to East Detroit!
ReplyDeleteAll from an outdated MetroPCS phone...
He's that good.
Poor thing. Big building in a shitty neighborhood with a gasless vehicle that isn't even worth stealing for scrap metal.
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But his signal has two bars from the driveway and Facebook hasn't suspended him since January!
Life's good.
How could this have happened just five weeks ago without so much as a mention from his "Guardian Angel?" Not a peep from Glen's rotund, talentless and clown-like daughter in law, either.
ReplyDeleteBillboard 200 Chart Moves: Glen Campbell Debuts in Top 40 With Final Album, 'Adios'
I hate to say it, but I think Marty Prehn might not have been telling the truth for the last year and a half...
Nah. He's better than that.
"The time is now, now is the time ..."
ReplyDelete"It's coming, Boy!"
With an experienced, professional Advocate like Marty Prehn sitting second chair at the Tribunal, I'm sure Joe Nicols will fare just as well as the greedy Chism brats did in Probate Court.
ReplyDeleteThat court transcriptionist is still trying to figure out how to describe the laughter and body odor that filled the room.
#GoTeamMongoose
Hey, CoMmies - It's time for our Annual Mongoose Challenge!
ReplyDeleteMarty: Comment on this blog the name(s) of anyone who has actually met you and can vouch for your "good works", advocacy or even cares if you were to drop dead tomorrow and we'll take down this blog forever.
Go!
Don't hold your breath. He's busy on Friday nights roughing up the sick puppies at Gibraltar.
DeleteThere was a tragedy in Marty's life today. He discovered the Big Boy in Eastpointe closed. I'm sure he's already contacted the Patriot Guard about honoring his "life long good friend" at his funeral. Full military honors because this war hero served side by side with Marty in the rice patties of Vietnam. But only during the summer because, Marty was still in school.
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He's probably still sitting out front waiting for a camera crew to show up and interview him about his great loss.
Shit. That was one of his favorite dumpster diving spots.
DeleteGreen bean casserole on Thursdays - always a good haul!
Strangely aroused...
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Marty, Malik and CEO Mick were like brothers back in the day (no pun intended).
DeleteWhatever happened with all of that "Unity in the Community" horseshit?
The answer is here:
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Good read for you freshman CoMmies.
First time reader of your website and it is so funny and accurate! Marty Prehn had better stay away from me and my family. He'd better stay out of Fraser altogether. Thanks LaDuke for turning me on to it. Sending this to everyone!
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