The Inevitable Marty Prehn

It's another great Friday here at CoM. As we wait for the next great "fireworks" display to hit Saint Clair Shores, the anticipation continues to build. The worlds biggest idiot, Marty Prehn, has gone much too long without any form of outburst. When will the Mongoose make his next threat filled attack post? How long until Elder Dawg announces his next great advocacy cause? Who will Marty target next with his attention stealing scams? At this rate, dumb ass Marty is never going to make the nightly news or front page.

Several rumors are swirling around Michigan that involve the continued downfall of the fake advocate/secret undercover agent Marty. Apparently, the people involved in these rumors don't use the Mongoose approach to life. Instead of broadcasting empty threats and lies about what they are going to do, they have decided to remain quiet about what real actions they are taking. Our crack operatives have been unable to confirm what is coming but, I have high hopes its going to be good. Maybe we'll finally get to see more "fireworks" like we witnessed at the SCS city council meeting that shamed Marty into submission.

We'll continue to keep our eyes and ears open in the pursuit of the next Marty embarrassment. If past history is any indication, there will be a great Marty attack coming soon. It may not come from Marty directly because, as the true coward he is, he uses others to do his dirty work now. Maybe there will be an upcoming press conference announcement. Or we might get more state police/FBI/CIA/DOJ threats that only the Mongoose and Carla are dumb enough to post. One thing is guaranteed, when Marty learns that more bad news is coming, he will be sure to fill the Internet with his lies, empty threats, and childish attacks. That's all Marty really knows how to do and I can't imagine this will ever change.

As Marty tries to keep his complete obsession with getting any form of attention from the press tamped down, the frustration in him must be growing. Marty's entire life is based on his constant attempt to garner any kind of notoriety. If the idiot hasn't figured out he's never going to achieve this life long goal by now, he's never going to. Has Marty finally figured out that everyone in his area of operation now is well aware of who he really is? Will Marty attempt to find new areas to seek the attention he so desperately craves? How much longer can he convince Flo that she is financing a great advocate without any form of proof he's doing anything other that sitting on the couch ordering pizza and wings with her money? How much longer will Linda put up with his smell and attempts to replace her? What will Marty be camping out to stamp out when he's once again sleeping in the Mongoosemobile?

Stay tuned right here because you know as soon as the biggest idiot we've ever seen pulls his next moronic stunt, we'll have the in depth coverage you've come to expect. All Marty, all the time, CoMmies!!

While we wait on Fireworks...

While we wait on the next great advocate impersonation from Marty, please review the blog Mission Statement. 

Continue to stay tuned, CoMmies.  "Fireworks" are coming... 

http://thechronicalesofmarty.blogspot.com/2014/01/top-secret-mission-statement.html

Stay Tuned!

Stay tuned for the latest Marty stupidity. 

Breaking News: Marty, You're Next...

It's a great day for everyone here at CoM, but one of the worst days Marty has seen since his crushing defeat by a slew of "cyberstalkers" at City Council - and on public access TV, no less.

Today his man crush, hero and savior Bill Windsor was arrested. After 53 days as a fugitive, Windsor's flight from justice is over. Now that he's back in custody, I can't imagine Bill will be getting bail this time. It appears Big Vexi will be gone for a long time.

How does this translate into a bad day for Marty you might ask? Well, several other members of Lawless America (like the Mongoose) will now be facing various charges.

The clock is now ticking on the pending arrest of people who aided and participated in the various criminal activities that Bill was involved in. Regional Director, included.



I'll close this update with a thought or two for Marty, as we know he reads here regularly: 

Get ready Marty, they'll be coming to visit you soon. Be watching out the door at Fergan's Carquest for the sheriff to pull up. Make sure you hide in the closet when there is a knock on Linda's apartment door. Watch your rear view mirror for flashing lights while you're doing deliveries. They're coming Marty!! It's only a matter of time. Just like it was with Windsor. 

I wonder if Marty will cry just like Windsor did when they picked him up?

Marty Prehn Gives In To Temptation

Some days I really do love my job! With Marty Prehn's constant stupidity, these articles pretty much write themselves, you just have to wait for him to find a free internet connection. Almost every article on this blog is nothing more than a reposting of Marty's moronic comments, followed up with commentary pointing out the lies and idiocy. Marty loves to call this a "hate blog group" but it's really nothing more than a critique of the crap he posts on a regular basis. We're just helping him receive the attention and fame he so desperately seeks.

Combing the internet for a cause to be a fake avocate for, Marty found one he couldn't pass up. But, of course, he turned it into a pity party commentary on his miserable life. As is his pattern, yesterday he blessed us with great material.  If Marty could get off the internet and go to church on Sunday morning, maybe we wouldn't have so much to talk about on Monday. Here is Marty's latest spew and advocacy attempt for our entertainment:

"Marty Prehn
14 mins · Change.org ·
I am signing this petition because no one in authority wants to address the issue of cyber stalking and cyber bullying. I have been cyber stalked and cyber bullied for over 1 year now by what appear to be mentally ill and emotionally disturbed people and started and continue to harass and attempt to intimidate me by creating a HATE blog group called the Marty Prehn Chronicles. There are several contributors to this hate blog group including a former military communications person named Sean D. Fleming who lives in Madison Heights, Michigan. Another is Robin Heaps Williams of St. Clair Shores. A third person appears to be an estranged sister Marlene Nelson-Rhoades and a fourth person from Irving, Texas named Megan Van Zelfden who operates another HATE blog called Joey is a Little Kid. The rest of the internet haters hide under made up names or under the name of anonymous. A federal law needs to be passed that requires anyone using the internet rouse their real name and to have their IP address registered with the host server and with the Secretary of State of the state they live in. Michigan has one of the toughest cyber stalking laws on the books but what good is it if law enforcement REFUSES to enforce these laws and prosecute the offenders to the fullest extent of the law. I would wish for the mother of Angel to contact me directly at my cell which is 1 586 563 0989 or at my email which is mprehn2004@yahoo.com so we can address this issue and get further national awareness of this national epidemic of cyberstalking and Cyber bullying."

There are several points in this comment to discuss today. The petition Marty signed is about a 13 year old girl who committed suicide after being bullied. The Mongoose starts off his comment by comparing himself to a teen girl who was bullied by classmates. This is actually a pretty good comparison for Marty, except for the part about being bullied. I've often thought Marty acted like a teen girl many times. Like, for instance, when he himself was bullying another teen girl about her looks. And nobody I know has ever accused Marty of acting like a man. Ever! Looks to me like Marty has realized his maturity level and masculinity actually match that of a Jr High School girl. And in his teen aged mind, he can't figure out that pointing out his lies, scams, and overall stupidity isn't bullying - it's common sense and he still doesn't have it after 58 years. What a pathetic fat moron. And now the latest evolution of the Mongoose is a teenage girl. "I feel your pain!"

The next part of Marty's comment is basically the same crap he's been claiming for quite some time now. He lists the names and sites of the people he calls his cyber stalkers. Marty is still trying to blame this blog on people who have stood up to the real bully in this saga. Marty even throws MVZ in, but it looks like he's finally figured out that she doesn't run this blog. I assume he mentions MVZ because he still has hopes that he can meet up with Balloon Betty for some discrete, adult balloon fun. Will Marty ever figure out that these people have nothing to do with the blogs he gives them credit for? And how long until he decides this blog is written by someone else he's mad at? Maybe he'll decide it's Linda after Fergan's Carquest fires him and she dumps him for costing them thousands of dollars to defend themselves in the lawsuits he's caused.

It is interesting that Marty used his target's real names in this latest rant. It's been several months since he found the courage to post their full names. I briefly thought maybe Elder Dawg was going to man up and stop using his childish tactics against his "haters". But of course, the inner 13 year old girl that is Marty won out and he deleted his comment. 

Guess what Marty?

People who watch your childish rants don't just claim to capture screen shots, they really do it!

As the hilarity of Marty's latest spew continues, The Elder Avenger calls for laws to be passed requiring people register with the Secretary of State so their IP address and therefore their identity and location will be known. Maybe he can get his fearless leader Bill Windsor to help him in this new crusade. I'm sure that fugitive would have no problem registering his location every time he logs on to update all of his various slander sites. Since Marty is such a high level mover and shaker (but not stirred) legislative power broker, getting new laws passed should be no problem. Look for the forming of a task force soon. I'm sure the Michigan AG will be its first member.

The last part of Marty's comment is another example of how the fake advocate works. He asks the mother of the child that committed suicide to contact him. For what? So he can pick up where he left off with Wyatt's Law? This is the same approach he uses every time he targets a new victim. How long will it be until he's contacting various media claiming to be her agent? Telling them he needs to be interviewed with her because of the work they've done together.

Marty's last petition sponsor Erica Hammel is still suffering the misery that being targeted by Marty brings. A story about her and Wyatt made the front page of a local paper. We all know this has been Marty's dream for years now and he was very butthurt his scam to glom onto some of Erica's coverage had failed. As is Marty's standard procedure, he then had to attack Erica for shunning his media attention grab attempt. There were several nasty comments about Erica and her story placed on the paper's Facebook page. Some of the comments were made by Marty's "friends" but the worst of them were made by Marty himself using one of his fake profiles; Amy Peeples. I sure hope someone warns his latest target before he gets a chance to bring misery to their life.

Look for this to be his newest advocacy cause that he'll be announcing a fundraiser for at Tuesday's SCS City Council meeting. Our meeting watchers are in place and Marty will be promptly shut down.

Ain't life grand?

Defendant Marty Prehn

It's Friday once again my fellow CoMmies, time for another Marty the Moron update. Now that the Mongoose has virtually disappeared from public view, we are counting the days until he reappears with some new advocacy cause that might get him on TV, or maybe more empty, worthless threats aimed at his "cyber stalkers". He's got to announce something to keep the cashFlo coming.

While doing a regular glance for new Marty stupidity, our operatives came across a little interesting tidbit. Marty is now a named defendant in a lawsuit filed by Eric Gala. This really isn't anything new for Marty. He's been sued several times with the same results. A default judgement against him because he never bothered to answer the suit or appear in court. In Marty's world, there really isn't a reason for him to show up. Other than what has to be a decrepit cottage, Marty has nothing. Trying to collect from Marty is an act of futility. You'll never see a nickel because he eats it as fast as he makes it. 

It appears that Marty's days of not caring if he gets sued are about to get complicated. There is now proof that Marty is using various Fergan's Carquest assets while stalking and harassing his victims. Video of him doing his stalking drive bys in the company delivery vehicle and IP tracking of his use of the company computer have changed the game. Marty using these company assets even after ownership was made aware he is doing it, makes Fergan's jointly responsible. The company can now be named as a defendant in the harassment and defamation suit that a little bird told me was getting filed soon. Maybe Marty shouldn't have defamed so many lawyers and powerful Detroit area people.

No one will ever get any money out of Marty. You can't get blood from a turnip, or money from a worthless, idiotic rodent. Unfortunately for Marty and Fergan's, people have decided to use the Bill Windsor playbook and name Fergan's as a party. I can't wait to see what Linda will say during her deposition. How will she and her dad explain the evidence they knew what Marty was doing and continued to allow the use of their company to help him do it?

What this will all come down to is, how much is Marty worth to Fergan's business? As Windsor's victims have learned, fighting a lawsuit gets really expensive really fast. How much is daddy Fergan willing to spend on lawyers just to clear his company's name because of Marty? If it was me, I'd get Marty out of my business faster than the Elder Dawg can eat a large pizza. As long as Marty is still employed there and given company assets to continue being Marty, more suits are sure to follow. Is an obese idiot delivery drive really valuable enough to justify tens of thousands in legal fees? I guess we'll soon find out.

Are you "Hot and Ready" Marty? Pizza Pizza you dumb ass!

 

A Disgraced Marty Prehn Speaks!

You know, there are certain things in life that we just grow accustomed to, perhaps even take for granted. Those simple blessings - kids playing in the backyard, Pastor knocking it out of the park with a great morning sermon or the missus making a chicken dinner that just can't be beat. Yep. Everything is in its place and God is in His heaven.

Oh, and Marty Prehn is spreading stupid, sexually-laced lies on Facebook.

Just like death and taxes, there are certain things in this world you know are eventually going to happen. One of these things pertains to Marty Prehn. As sure as the earth continues to spin, Marty is going to supply us with lie-filled empty threats on a regular basis. Saturday night, Marty let one of his most moronic threat posts fly on the fugitive Bill Windsor's Facebook page. Welcome back, dumb ass. We've missed you.

Like a swimmer dipping his toe in the pool before jumping in, Marty tested the waters with the seemingly tame threat that he was getting the diabolical Flemshady fired:

"Marty Prehn

Interesting that FLEM SHADY WORKS FOR AT&T. FOR HOW LONG IS THE NEXT MOST LOGICAL QUESTION.

1 · More · Yesterday at 9:42pm"

Personally, I don't really find it all that interesting to learn where Flemshady is currently employed. I'm also not sure who really cares how much longer he will continue working there. Until he retires maybe? Until he finds a different job? Maybe he'll just quit when he gets his big fat check from selling Bill Windsor's house in Georgia. I am certain of one thing, Marty won't be a factor in the answer to that question.

As you can see from the time stamp on Marty's comment, it was made fairly early on a Saturday night. After receiving only one "lemming like" - from himself - and checking this blog numerous times for a reaction, Marty just hadn't received the satisfaction he desired. A few hours and a six pack of Milwaukee's Best later, Marty decides it's time to ramp up his threat and add the lies it needs to become fitting of something coming from the idiot Mongoose. He next posts this lie-filled threat:

"Marty Prehn

Now Flem is sending messages to a married woman with children and talking about his genitals and asking her lewd and disturbing questions. He appears to be obsessed with stalking and harassing people and being sexually graphic and has been told to stop. His employer has been contacted by this woman and the FBI in Florida has been contacted and they have met with her.

1 · More · Today at 1:27a"

While looking through my Facebook news feed the next morning, I noticed an interesting screen shot posted on Flemshady's page. It was a conversation between Sean and Marty's Florida bitch, Carla. It referenced a comment by Marty that made me start checking. Once I found the comments, everything made sense. Here is the conversation Marty is referring to in his comment:

As you can easily see, Marty the idiot has once again showed us just how far he will go to attack someone. I can't see anywhere in this conversation where Sean says anything inappropriate. Any lewd comments were made by the lying buffoon he sent the message to. Marty just doesn't have the intelligence to figure out how utterly moronic it is to post his lies when they are so easy to prove as false. After all the times Marty claims to have screen shots of this and that, he is still stupid enough to think other people don't do likewise.

Marty goes on to finish his lame worthless threat by claiming Flemshady's employer has been contacted. I'm still trying to figure out why Marty thinks his employer should be contacted over a Facebook private message. Should people Marty messages his perverted crap start calling Fergan's Carquest and telling them what a desperate pervert their delivery boy is? Actually, maybe people should give that a try and see what they say. And Marty being, well, Marty, he can't spew a good threat without including a three letter agency in it somewhere.

Several readers have asked me who this Carla woman is. It's really quite simple. Shes a fat, lying, perverted, racist who claims to work with the CIA and FBI. In other words, a female version of Marty who is dumb enough to play his stooge. She is so insignificant, she's really not worth wasting anymore of my time on, so I won't. Cheers, Carla. This blog follows Marty Prehn. Have a nice life.

In closing, it's almost comforting to see Marty make his lie-filled worthless threats once again. The comedic value of his complete stupidity really is priceless. Has anyone here ever seen a bigger idiot in their life? I always heard there were people like Marty out there, but I thought our education system could identify them while they were still school children and give them special attention. Apparently, Marty slipped through the cracks and is still free to roam around in public, despite having a double digit or less IQ.

Yep. Some things in life you just count on...

More Mongoose Stupidity Coming Soon.

Emasculated Mongoose

It's another great Friday here at CoM. As we all look forward to the weekend and make plans with family and friends, I can't help but wonder what Marty might be planning. Maybe a family dinner with Linda, Jr., and his grandson Tay Tay? Slurping down beer after beer at the VFW on Linda's dime? Stalking his victims in the Carquest delivery vehicle? Searching the Internet for a new place to find potential victims is what I'm putting my money on, though. All of his previous sources have figured him out as a lying leech.

Everyone here is very familiar with Marty using the SCS City Council meetings as his platform for waging his hate campaigns and introducing his newest scams. He went so far as to tell the council that people seeking his advocacy actually contact him after seeing his lies broadcast on public access cable. Marty was using this exposure to attempt to lure new victims into his scams. Thanks to a few of Marty's victims of both attacks and scam attempts, those days are now over. After the great Marty comeuppance, he will never be looked at the same way at council meetings. Based on eye witness accounts from the meeting, along with some people being contacted in the days following the meeting, the council has put an end to Marty using that forum to spread his lies and hate. My hat is off to the speakers who facilitated this change and to the council for hearing the complaints of the citizens of Saint Clair Shores.

There is another forum Marty also used that we have previously covered here, but not recently - the Lakeview High School Reunion Picnic Facebook page. This page was where Marty posted some of his greatest lies. Getting Bob Seger to perform at the group's next function, all his Berlin Wall lies, and so on and so on... Marty also used the site to target single women for his scams, stalking, and sexual harassment. Who could forget the sick woman Marty targeted on that page? He was telling her that songs on the radio were played for and dedicated to her, he was getting her luxury box seats to sporting events, even used the claim he was sending her flowers in order to get her address. No flowers ever showed up at her house, just a fat, sweaty, smelly Mongoose. Readers of this blog even saved another woman from Marty's future stalking by warning her, after seeing him start his usual targeting tactics.

As different CoM readers interfered with Marty's lying on the picnic page, Marty's "good friend" Sal came to his rescue. Sal is the creator and administrator of the page. He shut down access to and restricted who could see the page. Of course CoM had several informants that were on the page so that didn't make much difference other than the rest of us could no longer comment there about Marty. In order to keep our informants identities safe, they wouldn't comment. As we saw on Marty's page and at the council meetings, Marty used the name of the group to add validity to different fundraising scams. Donations for an evergreen tree to be planted at the park. A homecoming reunion dinner that didn't exist - you know, the standard bullshit. All this time, I just assumed Sal and other group members turned a blind eye to Marty's scams because they just didn't want to be involved. Besides, they all know how that coward retaliates when busted - spread lies on the internet!

Based on recent developments, it appears I was wrong about Sal. He wasn't turning a blind eye to Marty's scams, he just wasn't paying attention. Critical mass from Marty's exposure at the council meeting eventually reached Sal. When he discovered Marty was using the Lakeview High name in his Wyatt fundraiser scam, he decided to speak up. He commented on Erica's page that the group was in no way involved in Marty's fake fundraiser. Then this comment was posted on the picnic page:

"Salvatore Palazzolo
It has been put to my attention that Someone(A member) is going to S.C.S City Council meetings and telling council that he is going to get together with this Group and head a fundraiser For little boy named Wyatt who was abused and has now been all over the media....Without naming names I will say this..NO ONE WITHOUT PERMISSION FROM THE ADMINISTRATION CAN PUT UP A FUNDRAISER OR EVENT IN THIS GROUP'S NAME"

This comment pretty much sums up what has been happening to the world's biggest fake advocate lately. As people become aware that Marty is using their name to legitimize his scams, they are speaking out and exposing Marty's lies. This is just more proof that Marty's numerous "fundraisers" are nothing more than an attempt to scam donations from uninformed victims. If the fundraisers were legitimate, why wouldn't Marty have already cleared them with the groups or persons involvement before announcing them?

Another telling revelation about Sal's comment on the picnic page was Marty's reaction. Apparently Marty didn't bother to try to defend his "good works" or his personal advocacy greatness. He did what the Mongoose is known for - slither away like the lying snake he is. Sal had this follow up comment to confirm that the coward Elder Dawg stuck his tail between his legs and ran:

"Salvatore Palazzolo I think The PERSON of interest here has left the building, Lol as for me i have de-friended the person and I encourage it for any of my friends to do the same!"

This marks the end of yet another forum Marty used to lie and scam. Now, not only the city of Saint Clair Shores, but everyone on his high school alumni page are aware of the scam artist wannabe and liar that Marty Prehn truly is. Where will Marty go next to search for victims and announce his next great fundraiser? How will he attack his cyber stalkers and blame them for his exposure? The Mongoose scam options are running thin. He did give a final parting shot that we'd like to share:

"Marty Prehn
February 4 at 1:43pm ·
To my cyber stalkers and one of the people that heads up the Lakeview reunion page. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. Having something wrong with them is putting it mildly. They are fricken NUTS."

I can see the one bright spot for Marty in all of this. One of his catchy event names could actually be put to use, although it won't be quite the way he dreamed it up in his head. I'm proposing that the next Lakeview picnic be named in Marty's honor - perhaps an all night party that they promote as The Camp Out To Stamp Out Marty Prehn.

Nice ring to it, actually...

Marty Prehn and Balloon Betty: Match Made In Pervert Heaven

With the approach of the holiday of lovers, Valentine's Day, I thought we should cover what could be the greatest match ever made by Cupid. The pairing of the Mongoose and Balloon Betty is truly a match made in pervert heaven. This power couple has so much in common, nothing would ever be able to come between them. Let's examine all the similarities between these two morons.

We've discussed Marty's many perverted comments throughout our coverage of the idiot advocate. Many of Marty's victims have revealed the sexual content of his texts and messages to them. I believe RC3 even dedicated an entire article to this subject titled Sexually Frustrated Mongoose. Balloon Betty's fetish sexual lifestyle is well documented in the court records in her divorce from her first husband. One thing is very clear when looking at these two idiots. Both have deep issues when it comes to sex. We witnessed Marty's obsession with MVZ and his claims of his surveillance tapes of her masturbating with various stuffed animals. It can't be just a coincidence that Betty's balloon fetish turned into a business of making balloon animals. Was this the connection that brought Marty and Betty together? Was their shared obsession with sex with miniature fake animals a factor in this super hero couple's forming?

Another aspect of the pairing of these two is their involvement with the vexi idiot Bill Windsor. Both Marty and Betty attempted to be key players in Windsor's Texas lawsuit. We all saw Marty's constant supply of people Windsor needed to add to the Texas lawsuit farce. Betty went so far as to supply Windsor with a perjury filled affidavit he filed in the suit. Marty's desperate need to be someone combined with Betty's obsession with MVZ resulted in the months of attacks on MVZ posted by Marty. Apparently Betty had already run out of ways to attack MVZ so she needed a new location to seek her revenge. She found the perfect stooge in Marty Prehn. He was willing to post anything fed to him by Betty just to be able to appear to be a lead investigator for Windsor. It does lead me to question what Betty was offering or promising Marty for jumping when she snapped. Was she sending him balloon animals to play with? Did Marty have hopes that Betty would be shaking and not stirring him sometime soon? The only word that comes to mind is ewwww. 

A few days ago we learned that the relationship between Betty and Marty was not one sided. Betty posted this comment on CoM after she was mentioned in our previous article:

"So Marty posts that CURTIS BUTLER told him about MVZ and her involvement with the "Joeys". Windsor finds the liable case against her in Collin County forcing the take down of the first Joeyisalittlekid blog and you attack someone you know NOTHING about? THIS IS A CEASE & DESIST NOTICE. I already have ID information from Facebook on the fake page you set up with my name and photo. I have looked up the top lawyers in the country for cyber stalking. TAKE MY NAME OFF THIS BLOG IMMEDIATELY OR EXPECT TO HEAR FROM AN ATTORNEY WITHIN THIRTY DAYS!!!!!"

You can see from this comment, Betty learned from the Mongoose as well. Marty has taught Betty the fine art of making a worthless threat. She says she's looked up the top cyber stalker lawyers in the country and gives us a 30 day deadline before they contact us. Obviously Betty hasn't learned from Marty's constant deadline failures. And just like Marty, she has no idea who she's sending her team of lawyers after. Betty has no idea who writes this blog, just like Marty. And if Marty and Betty spent as much time researching cyber stalking as they do trying to get sexual satisfaction from sex with various animal balloons, they would stop claiming they're being cyber stalked. I also love Betty's use of two of Marty's tried and true failure tactics. The all caps threat combined with a cease and desist. Classic!

Now that Bill Windsor's lawsuit has been dismissed and he's a fugitive on the run, where does this leave his biggest idiot pair? Marty no longer has the threat of having Windsor sue his "haters" and Betty doesn't have an avenue to attack MVZ. What can this couple do next to grow their relationship? Maybe Betty will come to SCS and make balloon animals during a future city council meeting to try to help Marty get back in their good graces. Or maybe Marty can travel to Garland Tx and join the balloon clown performing at kids parties. I can only think that this idiot couple will just fade away with the demise of Bill Windsor. Sorry Marty and Betty, it looks like the sexual balloon animals have popped.