Friday, December 5, 2014

Little Brain on the Fathead



With less than three weeks until we celebrate the birth of the Son of God, I'm sure everyone is looking forward to the true big event - the official tally of the corporate donations to OPA!



I hope everyone enjoyed their Thanksgiving without over imbibing, unlike an unnamed recent visitor. I'm still trying to get the puke smell out of the break room.

Throughout our coverage of the raw stupidity that is Marty, one thing has always been obvious. He has an obsession with all things television related. Marty's childhood - and his adult life for that matter - must have been spent sitting in front of a TV eating. When you're an outcast that nobody can stand to be around, TV can become a substitute for real human contact



Marty seems to be able to find a connection between any lie he is currently involved in and some old movie or TV show. Most of Marty's moronic comments are aimed at or about someone he recently saw on TV. The most recent example of Marty seeing someone on TV and immediately trying to become involved in their life is illuminated in the following comments that were made on the host of a local Detroit morning show's Facebook page. Marty watched one morning when Melissa Gilbert from Little House on the Prairie was a cohost:

Marty Prehn
"One of her shows on LHOTP helped me to save a WWII vet from dying. Go to the group page Saving the life of army vet Jim Chism. Also google JUSTICE 4 JEAN by David Schied. Half pint and Pretty Woman. Detroits new DYNAMIC DUO."
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This comment is a great example of Marty trying to get the attention of someone he saw on TV. It's also a classic example of his disjointed thought process, as the sentences have little relation to, well, anything. I'd be very interested to hear exactly how a television show helped Marty save a life. To be honest,  I still haven't figured out how Marty saved a life while sitting in a car outside of the hospital he was banned from. But what's even more puzzling to me is how can watching Marty's lie fest about his family tie into the ridiculous claims of his life saving being helped by an episode of LHOTP? As is Marty's custom, he can find a link between any situation and his greatness or his lies about his family. By the way, that Justice 4 Jean bullshit was filmed by the now incarcerated Bill Windsor, aka inmate #14-1898.

After Marty gets the usual response to his "look at me" comment - nothing - he has to take his stupidity to the next level. He then leaves this moronic comment on the same thread:

Marty Prehn
"Karen Drew when time permits please ask Melissa what her favorite episode was. I will bet it was the episode where Ernest Borgnine played God up on the Mountain top and her wooden cross floated down the river and her Pa found her. She wanted to make a deal with God to take her to heaven and let her dead brother come back to live instead of her. No shows like that on tv anymore. Time for a Little House Reunion on LIVE IN THE D. Karen Drew you and WDIV Rock. Time for a NBC SPECIAL LIVE from Detroit with Floyd Shad And A PAC A LAFS NOW to pay tribute to our troops."
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This is Marty's idiocy on display for the world to see. So Marty thinks he knows an actor's favorite episode of a show they once starred on? Something tells me the episode Marty referenced must have been rerun that same day. That comment screams "I'm obsessed with you and if I could, I'd stalk you too!"

Another question I have: What's with Marty and reunions? He's constantly calling for a reunion of some group. High School, Chism family, and now LHOTP. Does he like reunions because he can pretend to be a part of a group? Is it a chance to blend in while supplying him with new people to lie to about himself? Oh, and free food, of course.

The most interesting part of this comment is the end. "Time for a NBC SPECIAL LIVE from Detroit with Floyd Shad And A PAC A LAFS NOW to pay tribute to our troops." The last comments Marty made about A PAC A LAFS, it was going to be a tribute to Robin Williams that a "friend" of his was producing in California. Did Marty steal his friend's event name? What happened to the Robin Williams tribute part? Now that Robin Williams is old news, is Marty circling back to "our troops"? Did Marty forget to add elder abuse as another cause his latest suggested TV show will support? Is Marty just a complete idiot who has run out of any original thoughts? Rhetorical questions with no need to answer.

Now that Robin Williams is old news, it appears OPA has been forgotten about as well. With not so much as a single dollar raised by all of Marty's "unnamed corporate sponsors", it was probably time for Marty to move on. Now that Melissa Gilbert has become his newest celebrity crush, it's only a matter of time until he finds ways to incorporate her into his latest lies. How long until she is a cohost of a great MTM production? When will they be making an appearance on the Ellen show? Is Ms Gilbert pregnant with Marty's love child yet? I'm sure her name is already appearing in the name of his truck and many other odd places. How long until Melissa is quoted saying "MARTY WHO?"

WATCH OUT HALF PINT! Looks like you've become the latest Marty Prehn obsession!

At least this one is still alive.




28 comments:

  1. STALKER ALERT ....Karen Drew - Marty Prehn So this is what a Christmas Elf really looks like. Very cute as always.
    December 3 at 1:13pm

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    1. Holy reindeer snit! @KarenDrew needs to #BLOCK the #MongMoose #DouchCanoe & so does @MelissaGilbert!

      EVERYTIME he mentions a TV series? I never want to watch it ever again! Make it #STOP

      ℗ ♛

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    2. He's so creepy.

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  2. This is some seriously deranged crap going on now. Looking back on his comments and posts now? Trying so desparately to reach a celebrity? All the name dropping? Facebook tagging? Oh my good friend so and so is doing such and such? Yeah, Stalker alert for realz. He's the exact example of the right before-- after something goes terribly wrong, in which detectives put together the pieces of puzzle that lead up to the terribly wrong part.

    Dude is sick. Seriously scary sick--not sick as in he doesn't know what he's doing--but perverted sick--he knows exactly what he's doing and plotting on his next targets to harass.

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  3. New Years eve awesome I will go this might have some familiar news personalities there like Karen drew should be fun

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    1. Marty isn't the only one with nonsensical posts.

      No one seems to like him, either.

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    2. Spam your post are not very funny actually your not a comedian and your writing is very borrrrring. I can tell every time you write something you try so hard. Your not impressive.

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    3. But I can form a contraction.

      So can my eight year old.

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    4. I think Spammy is hilarious !!!!!

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    5. Spam is the total hilarity package! Quick witted, funny to infinity & beyond, & the level of his literacy is immeasurable. Spam 'dumbs' down just to hang around & entertain us.

      If we're choosing class favorites? In Bob's absence? SpamAnon wins hands down!

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  4. Oh No ... Another victim of Marty's stalking .. poor woman needed a Santa for a church event & mentioned she'd pay ...Marty Prehn Where at and do you have a Santa outfit?
    November 29 at 8:02pm · Like

    Marty Prehn I will check with him and see if he is available on Saturday. What time?
    November 30 at 11:53am · Like

    Marty Prehn Private message me. 12 mile west of Hayes?
    November 30 at 12:08pm · Like · 1

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    1. Nooooooooo!!!!
      Omg! That gives him access to kids, young mothers, grandmothers... A virtual victim buffet!
      Noooooooo! Where is that page? I'll send them a message if no one else will!

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  5. Oh, Marty. You're too stupid for words.

    "Also google JUSTICE 4 JEAN by David Schied."

    "Marty Prehn April 16, 2014
    Interesting that you use this photo Chris as I make reference to it in the filmed interview that I did with Bill Windsor of Lawless America."

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  6. I can't stand it! He just gets better everyday!

    "Marty Prehn
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    I am surprised that my cyber stalkers never used this you tube video against me. Lol They are such bi-polar losers with multiple personalities and appear to suffer from mental illnesses and try to build themselves up by trying to tear others down who try to help others. Sad that they have no life of their own and spend their time stalking and harassing others."

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    1. Will Marty ever figure out that scamming money for yourself doesn't qualify as "helping others". It does appear us pointing out his latest celebrity crush pissed the dumb ass off. HEY MARTY, STILL WAITING TO HEAR ABOUT ALL THE OPA CORPORATE SPONSORS!! You sure are helping others with your lies.

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    2. Marty should contact Bill Windsor and have him add all of us to his Texas lawsuit. Oh wait, never mind.

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  7. Fatty should be added to the Ellis Co -Mt cases as a coconspirator & in jail too. Oh never mind ...that's already happening

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  8. Marty appears to REALLY like me or something. As noted a long time ago when he liked my Big Nose, Lips, and asked me if I was wearing underwear. He has been a really stalkerish.

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    1. "Bad Breath Santa".

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    2. Smelly, sweaty and a PERVERT Santa Claus = Fatty Prehn

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    3. Ya'll all gotta know that lump of blubber crapped in that Santa suit and sweated profusely all day (I hope that woman who hired him to play Santa told him ("keep the suit" ) ~~~~~ YUK GROSS NASTY ~~~~~

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    4. What would behoove not-smart Mart to have the gall to think Jamie Cook from the Macomb Daily wants not-smart Mart's perverted Santa photo on his Facebook page?

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    5. Even Jr unfriended Marty.

      Too whack for a dirtball heroin dealer...

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    6. Lol@Spam ... I actually feel "some" empathy for Jr because he had Freaky Marty for a da. I can't even imagine what his childhood was like.

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  9. Look! A female version of the #Mongmoose!
    Hint here AagentDoucheCanoe #crime

    http://www.kwtx.com/home/headlines/Local-Woman-Arrested-For-3rd-Time-In-Online-Deception-Case-285169921.html?device=phone&c=y

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    1. Bet me that Marty has bigger boobs...

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  10. Marty Prehn Nicole thank you for sharing Matt's story with us. I am amazed that I get what I believe are messages from many of those who committed suicide in many different forms. What I have found is that they somehow lost HOPE and felt alone and thought the world would be better off without them. I also found that the act of suicide was not to end their life but to stop the pain of mental illness or depression. Thank you for coming out of the closet as a suicide survivor and keeping Matt's memory alive. I have a team name called OPERATION PATCH ADAMS or OPA in memory of Robin Williams in order to bring light to the world of depression and to give HOPE to others to carry on and will be dedicating a song in the darkness that pays tribute to those who have battled depression or other mental illnesses. 20% of all suicides are related to our men and women in uniform. Zelda Williams described her father's depression as a daily battle and his mind as a battlefield and that he fought this every day if his life but masked it with humor. There is a song called Masquerade that seems to express some of the turmoil that goes on in the mind of a depressed individual. Another interesting fact is that Robin Williams died on a Monday when it was raining.
    November 2 at 6:26pm · Edited · 1

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    1. ((((((LIAR ))))))) = Marty Prehn I walked in one in Macomb County at Stoney Creek on October 12th. Looking to organize an overnight camp out to stamp out suicide in St. Clair Shores next year and wake up to the sunrise along Lake St. Clair and have a sunrise service and family breakfast.
      November 2 at 6:52pm · 1

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