Marty Prehn's Associate and Mentor

Run, Bill. Run like the wind!

Marty Prehn: Lady Killer Wannabe

Bernice Prehn was a fine lady...

Once again, Happy Holidays to all of our loyal readers. As a New Year approaches our coverage of Marty will continue as long as the biggest idiot I've ever witnessed continues his stupidity. Over the weekend I decided I needed to clean out RC3's old office. While doing this I found several potential stories he was working on. One really caught my attention and I decided to touch on it for today's article. Was Marty trying to murder his own mother by starving her?

After reading through pages of scribbled notes found scattered about RC3's office, it looks like the previous editor of this blog had a sound theory. As Marty was spending upwards of $1,500.00 a month feeding his enormous gut, he was over medicating his mother while slowly letting her starve in the dark room he locked her in every day. Marty would gain total control of the family estate with the death of his mother, along with no longer having her there to cramp his make believe secret agent lifestyle. What better motive for the putrid soul we know Marty to be to want his mother gone.

Marty has shown an unnatural interest in other starvation cases. Was this interest spawned by his desire to see how long it would take for his mother to die? He became obsessed with the Terri Schiavo case. He went so far as to claim she was his guardian angel and was sending him signs through the nameplate on the Mongoosemobile. He even became friends with Terri's former diaper changer, a woman in Florida named Carla who appears to be as full of shit as Marty. As of this writing, Carla claims her "friends" in the FBI and CIA are in the process of shutting this blog down. Sound familiar? Why would Marty be so focused on the details of a woman who had her feeding tube removed? Was it research for what he was planning for his own mother?

The pictures and medical reports of Bernice Prehn's condition upon arrival in Colorado have been posted on this blog. She was emaciated and dehydrated. She was so malnourished that she gained 20 lbs the first month after being saved from Marty. Of course, Marty had no concerns about her physical health when his mother left for Colorado. Was this because he knew he was the reason for her condition? It appears to me Marty was just glad mom was leaving so he wouldn't have to be bothered with her anymore. After all, he still had control of the money. We all know how Marty changed his tune several months later when he found out the money was leaving with his mother.

The entire time Mrs Prehn lived in Colorado she never received so much as a Mother's Day, Birthday, or Christmas card from her loving son Marty. Sounds like he really missed her and was concerned about her well being. I believe Marlene actually saved her mother from certain death at the hands of Marty when she moved their mother to Colorado. At the time, Marty thought his sister was accidentally doing him a favor by taking mom off his hands, leaving him free to live the carefree big spender lifestyle. If the move hadn't happened, Mrs Prehn would have been dead in a matter of weeks, leaving the entire family estate in Marty's hands.

When Mrs Prehn passed away after enjoying her final days being loved and cared for by Marlene, it's was the best possible end for a woman who had to deal with a lying idiot thief for much of her life. That scenario was much better than being starved to death while locked in a room while Marty spent his day eating. Marty was too busy to be bothered with attending his own mother's funeral, but he found time to claim his sister had starved his mother to death that same day. Was this the accusation Marty chose because he was knowledgeable on the subject after attempting it himself? That's the way this writer sees it. I'm of the opinion Marty was in the process of starving his mother before Marlene saved her from death at the hands of her greedy son. As Marty shows us on a daily basis, he's more than soulless enough to do it. After all, Marty's only concern with his mother was the continued access to her money.

As Cookout so eloquently stated: "Keep Mom. Send checkbook... "

Marty Prehn is His Own Worst Enemy

I hope all of you loyal readers had a Merry Christmas. I know I really enjoyed the holiday with my family and friends. From the looks of things, Marty's Christmas was just like every other day of the year. He spent all day on Facebook either posting more "I'm a powerful and important person" lies on Bill Windsor's page or spewing more of the same threats towards his enemies he's been using for several years.

Christmas was another great example of how pathetic, bitter, and despicable Marty is. I know I can think of much more enjoyable things to spend my time on than Facebook bullshit. I'm not going to post his comments today because honestly, they look just like the thousands we've already posted here. Same claims to Windsor that he knows every elected official in the country and is personal friends with their staff members. He continuously offers to provide phone numbers that can be obtained from the most basic Internet search. Marty must think the rest of the world is as stupid as he is and can't find public information without spending hours on Google. Sorry Marty, the only people as dumb as you are either locked up or a Lawless America lemming.

Marty is such a POS that anyone who meets him in person almost instantly can't stand to be around him. Why did Marty have so much time to spend on Facebook on Christmas? His own kids can't stand him. Marty Jr won't even use his last name or join Marty's friends list on Facebook. Did Marty see any of his family on Christmas? His kids or grandkids? The short answer is no, he only has one person that actually knows him in real life that can stand to be around him. It would be sad if Marty wasn't the reason for this. I feel no pity for a man who is a complete asshole to everyone he ever meets, including his own children.

Instead of enjoying your loved ones for Christmas, what type of person spends that day attacking the only people who felt sorry for Marty and helped him when no one else would? My guess is Marty had no loved ones to spend time with. Instead we saw all his same meaningless threats. The FBI, AG, and US Marshals were all mentioned. People are going to prison or be deported. His illegal eviction will be avenged. Blah blah blah Marty. We've seen these exact same rants hundreds of times. It's really quite funny that you can name all the cars at a repair shop or owned by your ex friends. Sounds like someone is completely obsessed. Or is it the fact Marty's life is nothing but misery and rejection because he's a repulsive ass?

With a life as empty and miserable as Marty's, I'm not surprised he decided to become a suicide prevention fake advocate. If I was as worthless and bitter as Marty is, I might need someone to talk me off a ledge. His self worth is based totally on trying to get respect and praise from others but it's just not happening. When you're a jerk and an ass to anyone you come in contact with, you're never going to get either of those. 

Merry Christmas Marty. It's unfortunate you're just too stupid to learn what you're doing wrong after 58 years.

Some legacy for the kids, eh?

Marty Prehn: Lawless American Imbecile!

It's nothing short of a Festivus Miracle here at CoM, now that Marty's man crush has managed to bond out of jail!

As Bill Windsor starts his Facebook assault on every official in Ellis County, we all knew the idiotic Mongoose would be one of the first ass lickers to start commenting on his Facebook page. True to form, Marty left one of the greatest Mongoose droppings we've seen in a long time. I'll post the entire comment then break it down to analyze the complete stupidity:

"Marty Prehn
Let's talk once your phone is back on. You need to get in touch with 2 good ole boys from Texas. One is my friend US Congressman Pete Sessions and the other is Texas Attorney General and now Governor elect Greg Abbott. Looks like instead of coal in the stockings of the whittle Joeys and Flem Shady that they will be getting bags of DEPENDS as they are now a schitting all over themselves. And time to refile that PPO in Oakland County against your cyber stalker from Madison Hts. In Oakland County. Richard Thompson is the President of the Thomas More Law Center and former Prosecuting Attorney for Oakland County. Bill there is case law in Florida that sets the precedent for unlawful incarceration and gives compensation for $1,000 per minute for each moment your freedom was taken from you and your constitutional rights violated. Proxy filings my ass. You have my number so when you get your sea legs back give me a call. Ernest Hemmingway never looked so good. Let's talk with my contact with USA TODAY and get them to write an article of what you were subjected to.
More · 2 hours ago"

As I try to recover from the stupidity overload Marty just gave me, I'll try to cover all the idiocy in this comment. True to Marty form, he starts off with a classic Elder Dawg name drop. More of Marty's nation wide elected official friend network. Marty gives Bill two names to "get in touch with". If these people are Marty's friends, why hasn't the Mongoose already contacted them for Bill? I'd bet because up until Bill was released, Marty was afraid to even comment on his Facebook page, much less make calls to try to help him. And then there is the fact Marty is a lying dumb ass who doesn't know these people and just found an excuse to name drop in front of the lemmings.

Next, Marty claims the "Joeys and Flem Shady" are now scared because Windsor made bail. This is a good example of how clueless Marty is. Everyone involved has absolutely nothing to fear. Bill is out on bond and must return to Ellis County on January 21st. On that day, he will be returned to jail to await his transport to Montana. Once there, he is facing 130 protection order violations. That's 127 felonies Marty, so I figure Bill is going to be quite busy in the coming months and years. I can't figure out why anyone should be worried that Windsor is out. He's going right back to jail to stay soon.

The next part of this pile of Marty crap is probably the best. He tells Bill it's time to make another attempt for a PPO on Flemshady. This shows you not only how stupid Marty is, it also shows you how far Marty's head has been stuck in Robin Williams corpse's ass. It's obvious Marty isn't aware of the judgement Sean won against Bill yesterday. Here is the most important page from this signed court order dismissing Sean from the lawsuit:

You read that right my fellow Moronic Marty watchers, Sean was awarded $250,000 from Windsor. I have a feeling Big Vexi won't be coming to Marty land to try the PPO crap again. Sorry Marty, the days of using Bill Windsor to threaten people are still over. Bill getting out of jail didn't change what a complete disaster his lawsuit is. Everyone should cross their fingers Marty can talk his man-love into adding you to the suit. I wouldn't mind a $250,000 slice of Windsor's pie!

How stupid can Marty be to encourage Bill to continue to stalk and harass Flemshady? Rhetorical question, of course, as we are all well aware of the level of stupidity Marty is cursed with. How does that fat idiot tie his shoes? I assume he has Velcro laces or Linda does it for him every morning.

I'll skip over Marty's reference to the More Law Center (where were they during all of your real and make believe legal woes?). We saw how well his $1,000 a minute crap worked for Marty in his drug dealing son's arrest. Has that $30 million suit against the Macomb County Sheriff been filed yet, you idiot? Let me guess, you couldn't afford to hire a lawyer or pay the filing fee? It wasn't even about you in the first place! Marty, you are a complete loser!

I'll wrap this up with the last part of this comment.

"Let's talk with my contact with USA TODAY and get them to write an article of what you were subjected to."

Now Marty wants to use his "contact" at USA TODAY to get a story about Bill written. When Marty says contact, what he means is some guy he emails several times a week and never gets a response. By now Marty's emails to that poor soul go straight to the spam folder. If Marty had the ability to get anything in USA Today, why hasn't a single story Marty claimed was being done ever been printed? Give it up Marty, everyone knows you have absolutely no influence with anyone associated with that or any other newspaper. Your "national media contacts" are nothing more than spam email targets that have never once covered any story because of you. Maybe someday Marty's IQ will climb high enough for him to figure out just how stupid his comments make him look.

I don't have much hope of that happening.

Marty Prehn Holds City Council Hostage!

...snubbed by elfen meeting regular

As the Christmas season continues and the end of the year approaches, we here at CoM, as well as the Saint Clair Shores city council, find ourselves being held hostage by a fat idiot in a Santa suit. Since Marty has yet to make good on any of his on-camera lies - and to avoid any unwanted ass groping - the council has given the Santa gig to one of the local elves. 

Let's review the most recent official city agenda items that Marty failed to wrap up, shall we?

I'll start with the great used car sales crime wave that befell the sleepy Detroit suburb. Marty was reporting this code violation crime to the city council and the last we heard, documents would be provided to refute the claims of the scofflaws that were perpetrating this heinous act. Marty was going to prove beyond a doubt that they were lying to cover their criminal activity. I wish he'd hurry up because I'm tired of waiting for those fireworks. 

We also have Marty's great charity organization, OPA. Marty was scheduled to release the identities of his "unnamed" corporate sponsors right after the elections. He didn't want his great announcement to steal all the media coverage of the election results. It's been quite some time since the elections now - what is Marty waiting for? Why hasn't he given these generous corporations the credit they deserve for supporting his latest great cause? Is he just trying to let the suspense build even more or did he forget he told that lie? Did he hope we would forget he said it? Where are the Smiley Buttons and flashlight hats? Figure it out Marty, we never forget!

Marty had also made great promises of exposing all of his "cyber stalkers" to the city council. He was going to post their pictures on city websites and reveal their identities at an upcoming council meeting. Is this a case of Marty not wanting to reveal too much before his investigation was complete? Or did Linda let the idiot know that every time he attacked these people, it caused problems for her? I can imagine the conversation now: "If you want to continue to live here and mooch off me Marty, you better STFU and leave those people alone. Daddy doesn't like it when they show up at work and you hide in the back while others have to listen to their complaints about you!"

The next great Marty project that comes to mind is the planting of an evergreen tree in the park to honor the members of the Lakeview class of 74 who have passed. Marty went before the council to ask permission to plant the tree that was going to be paid for by donations. Did this tree ever get planted? Is the tree sitting in Linda's apartment decorated with lights and tinsel? Did Marty just pocket the donations knowing the council never takes him seriously and wouldn't expect anything to get done because they know he completely full of crap? Maybe Marty is just waiting until spring so the weather will be nice for the nationally televised dedication ceremony.

As we all know, this list could get longer than Marty's tab at Dimitri's, so I'll skip to the present. At the latest council meeting Marty, instead of giving an update on any of his previous lies, skipped right to his next one. He told the council he was organizing a memorial service for a veteran who died last March. This vet had been involved with a hot button topic the council had mentioned the last couple of meetings Marty missed while hiding out after Bill Windsor's arrest. He said he had been working with this man's family and a memorial would be held at the Bruce Post VFW this coming March. Sounds like Marty is having trouble finding funeral buffets to crash so he's planning one for a year after this man's death. Where was Marty when this man passed last March? 

A simple phone call to the Bruce Post also reveals that they know nothing about Marty making plans for them. After speaking to the commander, it was made very clear that Marty had absolutely nothing to do with any events that are held at the VFW. The commander was offended enough by Marty's lie that he said the post would send a letter to each council member and the mayor to let them know that Marty doesn't represent them and a post member would present any events that the council needed to know about, not Marty. I'm sure the council already knew that!!

In closing, all I can really ask is will we ever get the closure of Marty's "good works" we all crave? Will Marty ever stop lying with the hopes nobody will remember? Will this idiot ever realize that his lies all get documented here and aren't going to just go away when he moves to the next one? And one last question for Marty - Where the hell is the evergreen tree, you moron? 

Merry Christmas and OPA to everyone!

Marty Prehn's Twelve Days of Christmas

Sing along with us, CoMmies...

12 Cyberstalkers Posting as Robert Cookout.

11 Asses Grabbed while Playing Santa.

10 Stolen Slim Jim's.

9 PPO's Waiting to be Served.

8 Dollars Per Hour Delivering Car Parts.

7 Upcoming Primetime Specials.

6 Estranged Family Members.

5 Fake Reunions.

4 Non Existent "I Need a Hero" Events.

3 House Foreclosures.

2 Ex-wives.

And one senile coot who took the bait!


Hey, kids! 

CoM is now accepting your vote for Marty's Dumbest Moment of 2014! Submit your entry below in the comments and it might be featured in our upcoming "Mongoose Year in Review - Special Edition"!

The top five entrants will each get one of our CoM T-shirts and an opportunity to hold Marty's Stupid Souvenir Statue!

God bless us, everyone!

Phat Marty vs Flemshady

As the season of comfort and joy continues, so does our coverage of the world's biggest idiot, Marty Prehn. I'm sure everyone here has been surprised by the new approach to life being used by the Mongoose. No rants, no threats, none of the tactics Marty had been using for the past several years. My biggest question during the latest Suicide Avenger remake was how long would it last? Could Marty really keep his inner chicken shit asshole self tamped down? I had my doubts because we all know who Marty really is. You can't teach an Elder Dawg new tricks.

Just like death and taxes, a Marty attack was guaranteed. On the heels of Sean Fleming's crushing defeat of Bill Windsor in Texas, the real Marty is coming to the surface again. This past weekend we saw the first signs that Marty can't contain his evil stupidity side much longer. A new public post appeared on his Facebook page about Flemshady that can only foretell a moronic Marty return:

"Marty Prehn
This slanderous video was shared by its author on December 16, 2013. Once the Madison Heights Police Department had view it and determined that it was slander it was removed by the author. This is evidence and proof that The author has been cyber staking me and saying slanderous things about me. Time for Justice to be served and for the continuing cyber stalking to stop."

This comment was attached to a link to the now famous "Who is Marty Prehn" video that Sean Fleming made about one of Marty's lies. True to Marty form, the link doesn't work because the video was removed several months ago. This new Marty post managed to spark a couple of comments from the brain dead idiots that are stupid enough to buy into Marty's crap:

"Marty Prehn
So who says that this is slander and cyberstalking?
JUST WHO IS MARTY PREHN?"
showyou.com
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"Cristal Wendorf Ferrand
I clicked on it an it says does not exist"
Like · More · Yesterday at 9:44am

"Marty Prehn
Yes I know once the Madison Heights police department viewed it and determined it was slander he removed it but that does not negate the fact that he slandered me and my reputation. The video was saved on a flash drive as have all of the comments that have been made against me on the Marty Prehn Chronicles."
Like · 2 · More · Yesterday at 10:07am

"Carla Sauer-Iyer
It says this video does not exist"
Like · More · Yesterday at 10:19am

"Carla Sauer-Iyer
Ok I read your comment"
Like · More · Yesterday at 10:20am

"Marty Prehn
I will have to scan the letter that the police detective sent to me claiming that in his opinion that Sean D. Fleming was stalking me and that the video slandered me and have it posted on Facebook. This should piss him off."
Like · More · Yesterday at 11:08am

Let's start with Marty's question to whoever might have read his post. How could anyone have an opinion about a video no one can view, you idiot? That is just another example of Marty's complete stupidity. I've seen the video and all it does is point out a lie you told about an event you were trying to hijack. The truth, using your own words, is never slander. The cyberstalking claim is just one more attempt by Marty to try to make himself a victim. Laughing at your lies and stupidity isn't cyberstalking Marty, it's just entertainment. If you don't want people laughing at you, try shutting up.

I'll skip over the lost souls that couldn't figure out why Marty posted a link he knows doesn't work. If they haven't figured out what a dumbass Marty is by now, they never will. 

Marty's next comment is really entertaining. He claims the video and all of the comments on this blog have been saved to a flash drive. Unless Marty figured out a way to plug a flash drive into his prepaid T-Mobile flip phone, how did the idiot save anything to a flash drive? Even if the broke loser could afford a flash drive, where would he stick it? I can suggest a place Marty, but you'd have to pull your head out of your ass before the flash drive could be inserted.

Why exactly would Marty waste the time it would take to copy this blog onto a flash drive? It's posted online for anyone who cares enough about him to look. All anyone has to do is Google Marty's name and they'll see everything that's ever been said about Marty on this blog. And if Marty has the video, why not post it for his little mindless friends to see? Either Marty is lying about having a copy, or he really doesn't want anyone to see his lies being exposed. As with all things Marty, the safe bet would be he's lying again.

The last part of this Marty mini rant we'll cover is his reference to the letter he received from the police. I hope Marty does get someone to scan it and post it for him. The letter says nothing about "cyberstalking" him. It does say, based on some lies Marty told the detective, that Fleming might have slandered Marty. This opinion was not based on the contents of the video, but on the fact Marty blamed the contents of this blog on Sean. The letter states that there is nothing criminal involved and if Marty wants something done about it, he'll have to hire an attorney and try a civil action. Unless Marty can find a lawyer that will accept his bridge card as monthly payment, sounds like he's out of luck. Even if Marty were able to find a lawyer to take him as a client, he's still a lost cause. Apparently Marty hasn't been paying attention to what's happening to his boyfriend in Texas. Bill Windsor will be paying for his ill-fated attempt at suing people. It's now just waiting for the judge to decide how much.

In closing, I'll just say this: Post your letter Marty, it's not going to piss anyone off. It will just give us a fresh reason to laugh at you while pointing out what a moronic liar you are. And when you start claiming you're going to sue Mr Fleming, there are a few things you should remember. He doesn't write this blog - he is just an occasional commenter. The truth is never slander. And if Bill Windsor, a man who is far more intelligent than you and doesn't rely on public assistance or ripping off old ladies to survive, lost his ass in court, what do you think  will happen to a hapless, lying imbecile like you? 

Don't you already have enough outstanding judgements against you?

Little Brain on the Fathead

With less than three weeks until we celebrate the birth of the Son of God, I'm sure everyone is looking forward to the true big event - the official tally of the corporate donations to OPA!

I hope everyone enjoyed their Thanksgiving without over imbibing, unlike an unnamed recent visitor. I'm still trying to get the puke smell out of the break room.

Throughout our coverage of the raw stupidity that is Marty, one thing has always been obvious. He has an obsession with all things television related. Marty's childhood - and his adult life for that matter - must have been spent sitting in front of a TV eating. When you're an outcast that nobody can stand to be around, TV can become a substitute for real human contact. 

Marty seems to be able to find a connection between any lie he is currently involved in and some old movie or TV show. Most of Marty's moronic comments are aimed at or about someone he recently saw on TV. The most recent example of Marty seeing someone on TV and immediately trying to become involved in their life is illuminated in the following comments that were made on the host of a local Detroit morning show's Facebook page. Marty watched one morning when Melissa Gilbert from Little House on the Prairie was a cohost:

Marty Prehn
"One of her shows on LHOTP helped me to save a WWII vet from dying. Go to the group page Saving the life of army vet Jim Chism. Also google JUSTICE 4 JEAN by David Schied. Half pint and Pretty Woman. Detroits new DYNAMIC DUO."
2 · More · Nov 29 at 1:25pm

This comment is a great example of Marty trying to get the attention of someone he saw on TV. It's also a classic example of his disjointed thought process, as the sentences have little relation to, well, anything. I'd be very interested to hear exactly how a television show helped Marty save a life. To be honest,  I still haven't figured out how Marty saved a life while sitting in a car outside of the hospital he was banned from. But what's even more puzzling to me is how can watching Marty's lie fest about his family tie into the ridiculous claims of his life saving being helped by an episode of LHOTP? As is Marty's custom, he can find a link between any situation and his greatness or his lies about his family. By the way, that Justice 4 Jean bullshit was filmed by the now incarcerated Bill Windsor, aka inmate #14-1898.

After Marty gets the usual response to his "look at me" comment - nothing - he has to take his stupidity to the next level. He then leaves this moronic comment on the same thread:

Marty Prehn
"Karen Drew when time permits please ask Melissa what her favorite episode was. I will bet it was the episode where Ernest Borgnine played God up on the Mountain top and her wooden cross floated down the river and her Pa found her. She wanted to make a deal with God to take her to heaven and let her dead brother come back to live instead of her. No shows like that on tv anymore. Time for a Little House Reunion on LIVE IN THE D. Karen Drew you and WDIV Rock. Time for a NBC SPECIAL LIVE from Detroit with Floyd Shad And A PAC A LAFS NOW to pay tribute to our troops."
Edited · More · Yesterday at 8:04pm

This is Marty's idiocy on display for the world to see. So Marty thinks he knows an actor's favorite episode of a show they once starred on? Something tells me the episode Marty referenced must have been rerun that same day. That comment screams "I'm obsessed with you and if I could, I'd stalk you too!"

Another question I have: What's with Marty and reunions? He's constantly calling for a reunion of some group. High School, Chism family, and now LHOTP. Does he like reunions because he can pretend to be a part of a group? Is it a chance to blend in while supplying him with new people to lie to about himself? Oh, and free food, of course.

The most interesting part of this comment is the end. "Time for a NBC SPECIAL LIVE from Detroit with Floyd Shad And A PAC A LAFS NOW to pay tribute to our troops." The last comments Marty made about A PAC A LAFS, it was going to be a tribute to Robin Williams that a "friend" of his was producing in California. Did Marty steal his friend's event name? What happened to the Robin Williams tribute part? Now that Robin Williams is old news, is Marty circling back to "our troops"? Did Marty forget to add elder abuse as another cause his latest suggested TV show will support? Is Marty just a complete idiot who has run out of any original thoughts? Rhetorical questions with no need to answer.

Now that Robin Williams is old news, it appears OPA has been forgotten about as well. With not so much as a single dollar raised by all of Marty's "unnamed corporate sponsors", it was probably time for Marty to move on. Now that Melissa Gilbert has become his newest celebrity crush, it's only a matter of time until he finds ways to incorporate her into his latest lies. How long until she is a cohost of a great MTM production? When will they be making an appearance on the Ellen show? Is Ms Gilbert pregnant with Marty's love child yet? I'm sure her name is already appearing in the name of his truck and many other odd places. How long until Melissa is quoted saying "MARTY WHO?"

WATCH OUT HALF PINT! Looks like you've become the latest Marty Prehn obsession!

At least this one is still alive.