In my nicotine stained fingers, I'm holding a lucky ticket to Marty's Great Red Carpet, Star Studded, Black Tie Dan Haggerty Memorial Dinner and Humanitarian Awards Weekend Orgy!
I was a little nervous that Marty might sniff out our operative and refuse to sell us a ticket but, as usual, the Mongoose's investigative skills were lacking.
Without further ado, I present you with our ticket to Marty's renamed and recycled, I Need a Hero event:
This ticket was produced on Marty's most abundant paper source, an empty Del Taco wrapper. I guess the Mongoose decided to save a few bucks by recycling paper. Thank God he didn't use discarded tissues from his MVZ surveillance days. Or maybe he's next going to become an environmental advocate. Either way, I have my ticket and look forward to posting all of my pictures photo bombing Hollywood stars and country music legends. June won't be here soon enough!
God love ya and Hello...
I have that week off. Since I do CNN iReport stories i could get a press pass or do what other paparazzi do use telephoto lenses or drones. Bill Windsor had some great ideas about his telephoto lenses I could use.
ReplyDeleteOh, God. Please tell me he's not going to borrow a casket again...
ReplyDeleteMy Reporting will be better with people there. I am in hopes that this event will go off. I am even willing to wager beer or a 7-11 and or Bob Evans gift card that it does occur and not be like this video. With 2 people already slated to go. I am starting to see interest. I even seen people talking about on the Fox 2 Facebook Feed. Jason Carr and Thomas Lee are available now. https://www.youtube.com/edit?o=U&video_id=maG3ac1iyWE
DeleteWell, if he's not putting the information public, then they (News outlets, papers, etc) won't promote it. No news outlets promote private shindigs. Isn't that the whole point of main stream? Hence the title? DUH!!
DeleteOh, what are they going to say? "We heard about this event for Dan Haggerty, and it sounds fantastic. But, we can't give out any details. HAHAHAHAH seriously! O.M.G.
Too bad for Marty that he's being such a pansy ass pussy (or he's too afraid to post the information for verification purposes) but whatever the case, if it's not blasted far and wide publically there just won't be a large enough buzz generated to pull this off.
(BTW Flem Ling, I can't seem to get your link to work...)
Ditto on the link.
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DeleteMarty is really going high class with this latest event. The ticket came with hors d'oeuvres. There was some cheese still stuck to the wrapper. This should be his greatest event ever!
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ReplyDeleteMORE BREAKING NEWS! We have now learned what Marty will be serving at his black tie imaginary Dan dinner!
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
DeleteThe discussion is lively and free flowing as Marty generates excitement on the official Dan Haggerty Orgy page. All the internet is abuzz!
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Catch the fever!
By the way, psycho Viv already RSVP'd her regrets...
DeleteOMG!!! Check out Fatty Prehn post to that weirdo Haggerty page! LMFAO!!!
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ReplyDeleteMarty Prehn to Dan "GRIZZLY ADAMS" Haggerty, In Loving Memory
6 hrs ·
BREAKING NEWS FROM MACOMB COUNTY. HOME OF HEROESTOWN, USA.
LATE LAST NIGHT I RECIEVED CONFIRMATION THAT MY FRIEND DANNY D AND THE VAGABOND'S WILL BE OUR MUSICAL ENTERTAINMENT FOR BOTH THE DAN HAGGERTY MEMORIAL DINNER / HUMANITARIAN AWARDS EVENT AND WILL PUT ON A EASTPOINTE CRUISIN' GRATIOT CONCERT FROM 1PM UNTIL 4PM ON SATURDAY IN THE PARK AND YOU WOULD THINK IT WAS THE 4TH OF JULY. HE AND HIS BAND WILL BE PAYING TRIBUTE TO OUR MEN AND WOMEN IN UNIFORM BOTH HERE IN THE US AND OVERSEAS WITH HIS LATEST SINGLE "AMERICAN PRIDE" FROM HIS CD "THE LAST CALL". ALSO MAKING A SPECIAL APPEARANCE WILL BE MY DEAR FRIEND US AMBASSADOR TO OUR MILITARY TROOPS MRS. TRUDY ANDES CAMPBELL. SHE IS THE WIFE OF TRAVIS CAMPBELL WHOSE DAD JUST HAPPENS TO BE LEGENDARY COUNTRY SUPERSTAR GLEN CAMPBELL. IT IS BEING REQUESTED THAT EVERYONE BRING A US FLAG TO WAVE AT THIS HISTORIC AND PATRIOT CONCERT AS WELL AS ALONG THE 2 MILE PARADE ROUTE AND DURING THE EASTPOINTE GRATIOT CRUISE. DANNY D IS RECOGNIZED AS THE NUMBER 1 IMPERSONATOR IN THE COUNTRY OF ROCK AND ROLL SINGER ROD STEWART. DANNY WILL ALSO BE SINGING FOR THE 1ST TIME AN ADAPTED VERSION OF THE SONG "OH REJOICE IN THE LORD" THAT PAYS A TRIBUTE TO OUR MILITARY AND THOSE WHO HAVE MADE THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE TO KEEP OUR COUNTRY FREE. THE 18TH ANNUAL EASTPOINTE GRATIOT CRUISE WILL BE AN HISTORIC EASTPOINTE MEMORIAL Eastpointe Cruisin Gratiot Weekend WITH FIREWORKS FROM THE NEIGHBORING ROSEVILLE FESTIVAL EVENT GOING ON IN THE SISTER CITY OF ROSEVILLE, MICHIGAN. AS HARVEY CURLY THE PRESIDENT OF THE EASTPOINTE GRATIOT CRUISE ALWAYS SAY THAT EASTPOINTE GRATIOT M3 WILL BE THE PLACE 2B. AND AS MY FRIEND ACTOR DAN HAGGERTY WOULD ALWAYS SAY "GOD LOVE YA, HELLO AND LIVE TO RIDE AND RIDE TO LIVE." SO GENTLEMEN AND LADIES START YOUR CLASSIC CAR ENGINES AND SING ALONG WITH DANNY D THAT WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A EASTPOINTE CRUISIN GRATIOT PARTY. AND GOD BLESS OUR CRUISERS AND THE USA. AND FINALLY TO ALL OF THE ALUMNI FROM MY ALMA MATTER (LATIN FOR ALL LIVES MATTER) LAKEVIEW HIGH SCHOOL LOCATED IN THE COOLEST CITY OF ST. CLAIR SHORES AND HOME OF THE LAKEVIEW HUSKIES THERE WILL BE A DESIGNATED AREA ALONG THE CRUISE ROUTE WHERE I WILL BE HOLDING MY OWN CLASS OF 1974 42ND HIGH SCHOOL REUNION. ALL LAKEVIEW ALUMNI ARE INVITED TO THIS SILVER AND ROYAL BLUE EVENT. BRING A DISH TO PASS AND BRING THE CAPTAIN AND LIBATIONS WITH YOU. AND EVEN SAL PALAZZOLO AND HELEN CHILDERS AND MY BROTHER'S AND SISTER'S ARE WELCOMED TO JOIN ME. WHAT BETTER WAY THAN THE EASTPOINTE GRATIOT CRUISE TO BRING "UNITY TO THE COMMUNITY". REMEMBER THAT IT STARTS WITH UNI (YOU AND I). AND FINALLY WELCOME TO FANTASY ISLAND AND THE MARTY PREHN CHRONICLES FAN CLUB.
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ReplyDeleteMarty Prehn to Dan "GRIZZLY ADAMS" Haggerty, In Loving Memory
March 28 at 2:25pm ·
Later today I will be posting the schedule for the 3 day Dan Haggerty Memorial Weekend that will take place in Macomb County, Michigan which is 21 miles dew north of Detroit. It will be a fun packed weekend to honor an American Legend, a tv Icon and a Hometown HERO. The $73.00 tickets for the Dan Haggerty Memorial Dinner and Dan Haggerty Humanitarian Awards event are going fast. This is a black tie / formal red carpet event in Hollywood fashion and will be like an Academy Awards night with Hollywood celebrities and local and national tv coverage and will be live streamed across America and around the world. This tribute fit for a KING and a guy who was and still is LARGER THAN LIFE begins Thursday afternoon June 16th and ends on Saturday night June 18th. The event page will be closed to the public for security reasons. If you are a member of this Dan Haggerty group fan page you will be able to view the event page but will be asked to not share this information with anyone else.
Thanks!
NATIONAL ELDER ADVOCATE and SPECIAL AGENT TO THE STARS
MARTY PREHN
https://www.facebook.com/search/top/?q=dan%20haggerty%20humanitarian%20awards
The page is still open to the public.
DeleteToo many words from Marty makes my head hurt.
DeleteThe guy is seriously insane.
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ReplyDeleteClassic.
ReplyDeleteFarewell Mongoose
So Marty's finally had his "Rocky" moment...
ReplyDelete"Steph, you've got to come to home right away. Dad's having heart surgery!"
https://youtu.be/ROQrgRL0T6k
Oh Marty of course I asked the Band if they were playing at the Eastpointe cruise. Nothing wrong with that. Your an executive of a huge event open to the public get over it. Of Course know that Barrister Gardens will have the event information on their website. This is so big, the number of names you have dropped about this event are epic but you have only 4 people attending so far. WOW that a lot. I had a great conversation with whomever answered the Danny D FB page. Oh by the way Melinn wants Gorcyca off the Bench. I think you two need to figure out what you want. She said she was not your "Friend". LOL. As I told her I about choked on laughing when you tried to tell the judge that I bullied her deceased son. That was a hilarious lie. Same as the fact that you work with law enforcement. Keep dreaming Boy. I think your way short of this dinners goals. BTW when I asked Darby about it all he said, Marty Who?
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DeleteSo Sean, you've been banned from several cities and will have to wear an ankle monitor? Makes me wonder how Marty pulled that off.
Mt Tuttle a fairly tale lie again. Interesting. I will be on the Gratiot somewhere unknown to this clown. I will be writing sending it to CNN. I will also be filming for the Sean Fleming Show. I will not be told where I can't go by some fake event planner. I also won't be scared off by the nonsense that he told Chad the other week either. This Event has epically Failed already. i had faith but I sort of lost it. Mar-Tay Boy.
DeleteBack off, both of you!
DeleteMarty's a Special Agent to the Stars. He can make things happen, damnit!
Tuttle did cookout tell you about the time Marty went to the funeral of a WW2 veteran and and said that he was representing Senator Levins office. Lol he never represented him nor has he ever worked with them in any fashion. When I called their off ie and spoke the office they said, "Marty Who?!"
ReplyDeleteCan I use my Bridge Card?
ReplyDeleteI see Marty is making friends with Darby's friends. I wonder how well my "add as a friend" button works also.
DeleteI'm planning to show up for these events with my special guest, Terrance (Tay Tay) Jones so he can see Grandpa Prehn for Father's Day.
ReplyDeleteFlem: Please get a video of this "historic event".
I will do so. I have a fundraising campaign for a drone.
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