Tuesday, April 5, 2016

The Mongoose Challenge: Just Name One, Marty...



We continue to see nonsense like this posted day after day after day by the idiot fraud, Marty Prehn. 

On and on about left coast Hollywood stars. Red carpet and, based on this comment, some black carpet as well, academy awards blah blah blah ad nauseum. After seeing at least a dozen of these same lie filled comments, I though I would issue a challenge to Marty:

Give us one name Marty! Just one person who any normal human could even remotely consider a star. Any D-list celebrity, commercial actor or famous singer. Washed up SovCit stuntmen and lonely old maids do not qualify as celebrities. You should be embarrassed to keep posting crap like the comment above. Your own event page has only four people committed to coming and one of them is your stupid ass! Even loony Vivian has found another "way to cope".

One last thing Marty. I'll bet you're wondering why Cody Haggerty and Darby Hinton decided to un-friend you. I'll make a deal with you - give us a celebrity name that you can prove is coming to Saint Clair Shores on June 17th to attend your fake, delusional Dan circle-jerk and I'll show you why Dan's friends and relatives are dropping you like a Mongoose who just shit in their hand.


Everything you touch turns out bad, including Jr...



59 comments:

  1. That's why he can't get any of his actual targets to even acknowledge him or his make believe dinner. Not even his award winners will say they are coming. So far, he's got 3 local idiots that are committed.

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  2. Now he has a $15,900 balance due to the banquet hall on June 3rd. Not to mention the cost of awards, security, red and black carpet rental, tux rental, the band, parking, getting his mugs, T-shirts, and lunch boxes produced. I could keep going with the Dan roast cost, picnic expense, all the tents for his reunion and celebrity meet and greet at the cruise. I sure hope ticket sales are doing better than his event page. Good luck with that you idiot.

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  3. Back off, Tuttle!

    I happen to know that his son is personally going to handle the valet parking and everyone is invited back to the house for a late night speedball, so there!

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  5. I would like to say I have come to a point I don't care about what Marty Does one way or another. goodbye Blog

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    1. If you're leaving, who's going to write this blog?

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  6. Another doomed candidacy...

    "Marty Prehn
    BREAKING NEWS!!! MIKE GOETZ HAS BEEN ADDED AS A RECIPIENT OF THE 1ST ANNUAL DAN HAGGERTY HUMANITARIAN AWARD FOR THIS HEROIC ACTIONS THAT SAVED THE LIVE OF A 19 YEAR OLD YOUNG MAN WHO WENT INTO CARDIAC ARREST. HE FLAT LINED BUT LIKE MYSELF WAS BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE. MIKE GOETZ WAS RECENTLY RECOGNIZED IN OAKLAND COUNTY FOR HIS THIS HEROIC DEED.
    1 hour ago"

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  7. Merle Haggard just died today. Wonder how long it will take Farty to create s fake award in his name. I almost feel like we should put out a warning to Merle's family.

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  8. Hey all you present and past COM fans... I'm still waiting for Farty (not so smarty) to release the debut of the block-buster hit movie of all time..... Saving The Life of "Legendary Doc Chism". What gives ?

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    1. After he posts the transcript.

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  9. I just came to check in and see if there were any historic Merle Haggard Memorial Events planned yet, if Danny McLain would be attending, what streets would be renamed in Merle's honor, and, of course, to hear about Marty's close personal relationship with the singer. Since he hasn't accepted my friendship (wtf is up with that?!), I can't see what he posts directly so rely upon my fellow Commies to screenshot and post the madness.

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  10. Give it time. As soon as Marty sees your comment, the song dedications to his life long friend Merle will start. Followed by Marty sending friend request to anyone on Facebook with the last name haggard.

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  11. Got another "target rich" event coming up.

    "God love ya and Hello, Half Pint..."


    [IMG]http://i66.tinypic.com/dwfk7n.jpg[/IMG]

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  12. So, I hear that Wyatts Law group was able to Get Melissa Gilbert for her rally in Lansing. Should be Awesome. Finally someone who can really get celebrities to show up somewhere for a real cause.

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    1. Back off, Flem Ling!

      He's got Rita Maid coming. That's all the star power he needs.

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    2. That's Rita Hubbard, for those of you who aren't on the Mongoose A List or don't know Hollywood...

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  13. Some things (Marty) never change. But Marty's events sure do. Trying to figure this one out.
    [IMG]http://i63.tinypic.com/250rq79.jpg[/IMG]

    So, does this mean Marty is also having a birthday party for this guy during his big Dan Haggerty memorial dinner and awards? Did Dan get the boot because the only reason his name was on it was to attract all the "left coast,Hollywood stars" that just ignored Marty. Wasn't Michael's birthday party supposed to be included with the Detroit Tigers retirement party and Marty's 50 heroes dinner (tickets $50 each from MVP)? This idiot should just go ahead and change the name to I need a hero and get Paula Dean on the phone to come co-host.

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    1. You can get all of the details in this article from last May.

      http://thechronicalesofmarty.blogspot.com/2015/05/marty-prehn-rites-of-summer.html?m=1#comment-form

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  14. I just love Sunday morning. That seems to be the peak time for stupid ass Marty to spew his best lies. He's on a roll this morning.

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    I assume this will be the hearing where they put the ankle monitor on Sean and ban him from any city Marty hangs out in. Hey Marty, gotta get that PPO before Fleming videos where your fake event was supposed to be happening? Good luck with that you moron.

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    1. Back off, Tuttle!

      I'll have you know that the judge is soon going to be a proud recipient of Marty's fake award at that fake dinner, so watch your mouth before he personally "slaps the cuffs" on you!

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    2. Maybe Carla can sit down and share some good ol' BBQ with Malik and the rest of the Detroit Black Panthers when she's there...

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    3. She can sit with Malik, Jesse Jackson, Malcolm X, CEO Mick Robertson, and all of the people who left Marty behind when he tried to march with them and only made it about 100 yards before someone had to give him a ride.

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    4. Like when he marched arm in arm with Martin Luther King just before he was shot by "University of Montana Sushi"...

      You're a worthless piece of flotsam on the beach of life, Marty. You've amounted to less than nothing over your pathetic 60 years.

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    5. Would not the judge be doing a personal favor for Marty in turn of getting the award? Fleming should call the office in the morning and see if this date is on the docket and ask if they know that the judge is getting an award for doing such a bang up job. She is doing such as great job she recently jailed two kids this last summer and is under review and many people are calling for her to be taken off the bench.
      So recapping this he asks for a PPO from the Judge that he's giving an award to and then will ask the Prosecutor to slapp him with 5 years based on the supposed previous order fleming received per Marty, I am not sure why he needs a new PPO then, But the Prosecutor will send him to Jail because he Marty's friend and they shook hands and met at a dinner and hes doing it all for Marty's support. I got it all now right?

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    6. All good points anon, but you're missing the most important part. Marty is completely full of shit. There is no award, he's not friends with anyone in real life, and there is no upcoming court date. Other than that, you're dead on right about Marty's fantasy prosecution of "Flem Ling". Marty also seems to still be obsessed with the size of Sean's "Ding a Ling".

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    7. Back off, Tuttle!

      It's "DIND-A-LING". Get it straight, damnit...

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    8. If nothing else, it'll prove to the judge that Marty is a mentally ill liar and is even dragging her name into his stupid threats and scams.

      You're welcome.

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  15. After his advances were rebuffed by Terry Bomar and "the gang", Marty has circled back to his comfort zone of threatening his little sister.

    Business as usual, God love ya and Hello...

    Worthless piece of shit.

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  16. BREAKING NEWS:

    Rita "Maid" Hubbard is out.

    Still time for everyone else to buy a ticket, as they're selling fast...

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  17. Maybe he can get Reverend Pinkney a weekend pass...

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  18. Shouldn't Marty be letting the chief of police know that he will need an extra detail for the famous people going to the BIG event. He could inform council about it all. I can't wait to go down Harper Rd. and see the sign showing the Big Event Posted on on the side of the road. I will go by there a couple weeks ahead of time.

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    1. I also note that Burger King is right to the North and Pizza Hut is right across the street. Woner if Cookout can meet there For a Slice we can watch all the Stars Arrive.

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    2. I still want to know if it's Red Roof Inn or Motel 6...

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    3. It could be hey have adjoining rooms sometimes.

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  19. Seems only a few years ago when Marty was to speak at the NAACP annual dinner. This year, they had to settle for Hillary.

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    1. As I recall, that was the same year he was to keynote the Lincoln Day dinner, too.

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  20. Don't forget Melissa Gilbert's Speaking at the State Capitol this Thursday. She will be talking about abuse of different types. Representative will be present along with Michigan for Parental Rights and Wyatt's Law on the same stage.

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    1. I think the term Marty uses is "target rich"...

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    2. I guess Marty'd Buddy in Texas has been busted http://bipartisanreport.com/2016/04/12/just-in-republican-texas-attorney-general-charged-with-felony-fraud/

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    3. I was rethinking the entire Pizza Hut deal. We should do the Travis Burger deal cheaper so it will fall under cookouts per deim and also they will have TV's we can watch the award dinner on fox 2. Maybe Taryn Asher will be on the red carpet with the guests. She's hot!

      Then for th cruise I have a great lead on a mock A-Team van we can get driven around in from a guy who I seen at Autorama. We could smoke my cigar cruising gratiot while saying "I love it when a plan comes together". Maybe we can get TIm the Taylor also he's a ham radio guy too. Maybe he will get his old car out and we could get him to drive us around. Kind of Dreamy though.

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    4. One last idea I have a couple of veterans who belong to the coast guard just maybe we could use coast guard helicopter and be able to fly over th event since they will probably be on patrol that night since it's close to the lake. If we get really lucky mayb Dennis Neubacher my friend we can rent a helicopter that evening he's one hell of a pilot my dad told me while he worked at channel 7.

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  21. I'm calling dibs on sleeping between Darby and Cody on Jr's living room floor...

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  22. I wouldn't take Marty's constant threats too seriously, Flem Ling.

    You should have a minimum of six years of them to fret about...


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    Idiot.

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    1. HAHAHA he actually shared a memory of another empty threat?
      Now he's documenting his own failures. That's pretty funny.

      "Can you hear me now?" Uh, Marty WHO? bahahaha

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  23. And he's had two signed and granted PPO's waiting to be served...

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  24. Two??? I think you missed a few or four spammy.

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  25. Kind of like an old episode of grizzly Adams

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  26. Marty found a new victim to "represent", and be interviewed with of course.

    [IMG]http://i63.tinypic.com/2ns9ppk.jpg[/IMG]

    Why doesn't Marty post her contact info? Why does someone have to go thru Marty to get her story? Hey Marty! I hear the Sean Fleming Show wants to cover her story. Should Flem Ling call you?

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    1. Is his proposed church picnic on Sunday going to have a red and black carpet or is he saving that for the closed courthouse rally?

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    2. He was going to rally on the courthouse steps on Friday but, parking is only free on Sunday.

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    3. Just for reference:

      [IMG]http://i67.tinypic.com/16je9lz.jpg[/IMG]

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    4. Umm, make that "MOST lives matter"...

      Some are sorta worthless.

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    5. Back off, Tuttle!

      He's just a special kind of stupid.

      Besides, he's really only looking for free food...

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    6. "A way for the big fat slob to get some free bbq chicken, ribs, watermelon, chitlins, and purple drank."

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  27. Well just got word about an event I will be covering at the Macon county courthouse steps I will be there to do an iReport interviewing people.

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    1. sorry Macomb not Macon. Uhhhhg you know what I meant. Maybe I can do a phone interview also.

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    2. Might as well be Macon. Ain't gonna happen there, either.

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  28. Marty has finally met the challenge and named Jamie Victory, so in your face, Tuttle!

    By the way, Marty, Jamie's bedtime is 9:00 on weekends...

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    1. From red carpet to naked cement. I hear Pizza Hut just got an advanced order for pizzas on the 17th of June. Good thing we moved out meetup to Travis burger that day. Plus barrister gardens has no sign to say who the headliners were anyhow.

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