Marty Wow Commemorative Lunchbox - Just Add Food!

Now is the time, the time is now - for a big announcement from everyone here at CoM!

As we continue to watch Marty rename and change the content of whatever he's calling his great weekend of fake events, all of us here decided we'd go to Happy Hour for a little team building and brainstorming session. After a few adult beverages, some bright intern, who shall remain nameless, found some inspiration and came up with a great idea. Why not have a competing weekend extravaganza to honor the biggest lying fraud the world has ever seen?

As the drinks flowed during our meeting, so did the great ideas for various events we could hold during our Moronic Mongoose tribute weekend. Unfortunately, these ideas were scribbled on a cocktail napkin that became unreadable when Cookout vomitted on himself and the table. I can't remember all the great ideas now but, as our staffers remember them, I'll release the details. For now I'll just use the go-to delay tactic our hero Marty uses when announcing his great upcoming events.

"Details to follow. Watch for the upcoming event page!"

One idea that did manage to survive this historic night was a merchandising idea that will be available to all of our loyal readers for purchase during the various weekend events. I sent the order to begin production to our factory this morning. Other items are "in the works" but here is our first official item to commemorate this historical weekend:

Order now, CoMmies, quantities are going to be limited to preserve the collector's value. These won't last long, so don't hesitate. Order now!

Stay tuned to the Internet's foremost authority on "All Things Marty" as we get approval from our legal department to release certain correspondence sent to the former Eastpointe Cruise Committee member. Nice work, Bob. Now go apologize to that waitress from our meeting...