Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Marty Prehn Tamped Down Again




It's been a fortnight since we've seen Marty on the TV and I, your humble correspondent, have mixed emotions.

The common good has been served well by both Facebook and the city of Saint Clair Shores effectively telling Marty to STFU.  However, my 30 day performance review is coming up next week. I hope our board of directors and you readers at least give me some credit for his recent state of tamped down.

As the great Elder Avenger has now been scared away from "Open Mic Night in the Shores" we are left to speculate about what has happened to Marty and what will come next. Has an attention - but certainly not food - starved woman finally made Marty's life so carefree that his scams are no longer necessary? Has desperate Linda's belief in his greatness finally pacified Marty's insane craving for attention? Has Marty finally gotten so lazy it's now become too much work to prop himself up off the couch and do anything?

What should we make of Marty's absence at the most recent Saint Clair Shores city council meeting? This bi-monthly public forum was always Marty's bread and butter. He could wax rhapsodic about his all around greatness, introduce his next scams, tell whatever lies he thought up and feed his addictive need to appear on TV - even if only Public Access. After a tiny housewife with no experience in public speaking made a complete fool out of him at the last meeting, it was expected Marty would be back with a vengeance. Instead, he was a no show. No recap of Nautical Smiles or his great Robin Wi
Weekend, aka Operation Patch Adams. No updates on the next suicide walk he would be attempting to high jack. Not even an update on the location of his Lakeview High reunion dinner, featuring Dave Coulier. Did Marty's cowardly instincts take over and make him flee when he arrived at city hall and saw Robin's all-too-familiar car in the parking lot? It's safe to say a Robin has caught the worm we know as Marty, promptly spiting him out and kicking him across the council chambers.

On a side note, I have to admit my great disappointment that Marty didn't show. I was looking forward to seeing Marty's latest Homeless Chic© fashion statement.

I'm starting to believe Marty's life of luxury at Linda's is really starting to effect his greatness. Now that he has a free place to stay, a steady source to scam gas money from and only one brute to arm wrestle for fruit cups, his donation needs aren't as great. "Screw all those 'target rich' events to photobomb and eat free food at. Who's on Ellen?" It might just explain the spike in her daytime ratings lately.

Based on Marty's past, after reading this article he will soon be supplying us with his excuses for his absence - perhaps a new FBI/CIA/DOJ stakeout. Is he currently trying to hide behind a palm tree in the Virgin Islands on assignment for the USPS, filming RC3 masturbating with a stuffed alpaca while in a drunken stupor? Are there more code violations on 10 Mile that Marty is busy flying a "quad copter" over while downloading the video to Linda's iPhone 4? Maybe there is a new restaurant in the Detroit area that Marty is putting out of business because of inadequate parking. Perhaps he's preparing for the tearful reunion with Jr as he transitions back into society and the billion dollar lawsuit that is certain to be mindlessly threatened. With the man of many hats (at least two that we know of) the list of possible excuses is endless.

I'm not worried. My review will go fine.  I have complete faith in his narcissistic stupidity and he'll be back before you can say "Marty who?"



17 comments:

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  2. NOT the stuff Alpaca again?

    ***faints***

    ♛

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  3. I think anyone who posts up Marty moments, and lies deserves a metal. It is certainly a nauseating job, but an important service announcement. Not one thing he claims, has ever panned out. In fact, just the opposite. History always repeats itself. A leopard doesn't change it's spots, and a con man (IMO) doesn't step away from any gimmick for free money.

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  4. I think you will pass your review with flying colors Mr.Tuttle ... you've done a fantastic job exposing Fatty Prehn .... as sorely missed as Bob Cookout is, you've more than exceeded my expectations that anyone could do as good of a job as him .... From all of us in SCS and the great state of Michigan, thank you !!!!

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    1. Still prefer Bob...

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    2. Spammy!
      We all ❥ Bob.
      Mr Tuttle is trying and he has done excellent.
      Come sit over here beside me today, Spam.

      ℗ ♛ ❥

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  5. Hey, Marty - your pants are around your ankles and everyone is laughing at you!

    Not dissimilar to the high school days that you pine for...

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  6. Marty- You have taken cowardly to a new level. You've become such a puss, now you resort to having a woman in Florida post your attacks on this blog because you're not man enough to do it yourself. I can honestly say I've never encountered a bigger childish coward than you. What kind of man sends a woman to do his dirty work? You should at least grow the balls to have her post your crap on the current article so everyone can see it. Are you not even man enough to do that?

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  7. Darrell Roussin has all day to make other plans for Saturday night, otherwise, it's being stuck with Marty's dinner tab for his Top Secret reunion/Night of the Mongoose

    Careful what you click on, Darrell...

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  8. It seems to me that Guy Moceri sends his girlfriend to do all of his dirty work since his mama doesn't let him make any decisions on his own and this Robyn chic admits that her boyfriend has NO BALLS and NO BACKBONE OR SPINE so she has to do all of the dirty work. Talk about an ODD COUPLE.

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  9. Wrong again you nut less coward. Guy had no dirty work to send Robin to do. She just responded to your attacks on her because she ended your free ride on the gravy train. You're such a chicken shit worthless pussy that you let a little housewife scare you away from the last place you could tell your lies without them being pointed out. You've been exposed as the useless liar you are. Your scams have been stopped. You've got no one left to lie too. Goodbye Elder Dawg, you've been nuetered. Not that you ever had balls to remove. Just keep making a bigger fool of yourself Marty, it's job security for me you idiot.

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    1. Wow. Marty is talking about odd couples? Him and his two ton girlfriend make a pretty odd couple if you ask me. It's a pretty funny site to see those two cows headed towards you. They blot out the sun! Marty is for sure the bitch in that relationship. How long till he's crying domestic violence again. Only this time the person assaulting him will actually be the bigger person size wise.

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    2. Why doesn't he refer to Linda as "Hot & Ready" like he does an unnamed woman he's never even spoken with. He won't even admit to living with her. Wonder why??

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    3. He won't admit to living with her, it screws up his flirting and scamming of new, unsuspecting women. He's looking for the next hook up.

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  10. I don't know about you guys, but I'm exhausted from that huge reunion gig that Marty invited every "close personal friend" he could click on - worldwide, including all the media and members of the SAG - and not a single lost soul showed up...

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  11. So this is what it's really all about...

    Lisa Hook‎ AFSP Out of the Darkness Community Walk
    Sat · Rochester Hills, MI ·
    Thank you, Hungry Howies, for your generous donation of five large pizzas!

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  12. And there it is! That would only be enough pizza to get Marty half way through the walk.

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