Phat Marty vs Flemshady

As the season of comfort and joy continues, so does our coverage of the world's biggest idiot, Marty Prehn. I'm sure everyone here has been surprised by the new approach to life being used by the Mongoose. No rants, no threats, none of the tactics Marty had been using for the past several years. My biggest question during the latest Suicide Avenger remake was how long would it last? Could Marty really keep his inner chicken shit asshole self tamped down? I had my doubts because we all know who Marty really is. You can't teach an Elder Dawg new tricks.

Just like death and taxes, a Marty attack was guaranteed. On the heels of Sean Fleming's crushing defeat of Bill Windsor in Texas, the real Marty is coming to the surface again. This past weekend we saw the first signs that Marty can't contain his evil stupidity side much longer. A new public post appeared on his Facebook page about Flemshady that can only foretell a moronic Marty return:

"Marty Prehn
This slanderous video was shared by its author on December 16, 2013. Once the Madison Heights Police Department had view it and determined that it was slander it was removed by the author. This is evidence and proof that The author has been cyber staking me and saying slanderous things about me. Time for Justice to be served and for the continuing cyber stalking to stop."

This comment was attached to a link to the now famous "Who is Marty Prehn" video that Sean Fleming made about one of Marty's lies. True to Marty form, the link doesn't work because the video was removed several months ago. This new Marty post managed to spark a couple of comments from the brain dead idiots that are stupid enough to buy into Marty's crap:

"Marty Prehn
So who says that this is slander and cyberstalking?
JUST WHO IS MARTY PREHN?"
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"Cristal Wendorf Ferrand
I clicked on it an it says does not exist"
Like · More · Yesterday at 9:44am

"Marty Prehn
Yes I know once the Madison Heights police department viewed it and determined it was slander he removed it but that does not negate the fact that he slandered me and my reputation. The video was saved on a flash drive as have all of the comments that have been made against me on the Marty Prehn Chronicles."
Like · 2 · More · Yesterday at 10:07am

"Carla Sauer-Iyer
It says this video does not exist"
Like · More · Yesterday at 10:19am

"Carla Sauer-Iyer
Ok I read your comment"
Like · More · Yesterday at 10:20am

"Marty Prehn
I will have to scan the letter that the police detective sent to me claiming that in his opinion that Sean D. Fleming was stalking me and that the video slandered me and have it posted on Facebook. This should piss him off."
Like · More · Yesterday at 11:08am

Let's start with Marty's question to whoever might have read his post. How could anyone have an opinion about a video no one can view, you idiot? That is just another example of Marty's complete stupidity. I've seen the video and all it does is point out a lie you told about an event you were trying to hijack. The truth, using your own words, is never slander. The cyberstalking claim is just one more attempt by Marty to try to make himself a victim. Laughing at your lies and stupidity isn't cyberstalking Marty, it's just entertainment. If you don't want people laughing at you, try shutting up.

I'll skip over the lost souls that couldn't figure out why Marty posted a link he knows doesn't work. If they haven't figured out what a dumbass Marty is by now, they never will. 

Marty's next comment is really entertaining. He claims the video and all of the comments on this blog have been saved to a flash drive. Unless Marty figured out a way to plug a flash drive into his prepaid T-Mobile flip phone, how did the idiot save anything to a flash drive? Even if the broke loser could afford a flash drive, where would he stick it? I can suggest a place Marty, but you'd have to pull your head out of your ass before the flash drive could be inserted.

Why exactly would Marty waste the time it would take to copy this blog onto a flash drive? It's posted online for anyone who cares enough about him to look. All anyone has to do is Google Marty's name and they'll see everything that's ever been said about Marty on this blog. And if Marty has the video, why not post it for his little mindless friends to see? Either Marty is lying about having a copy, or he really doesn't want anyone to see his lies being exposed. As with all things Marty, the safe bet would be he's lying again.

The last part of this Marty mini rant we'll cover is his reference to the letter he received from the police. I hope Marty does get someone to scan it and post it for him. The letter says nothing about "cyberstalking" him. It does say, based on some lies Marty told the detective, that Fleming might have slandered Marty. This opinion was not based on the contents of the video, but on the fact Marty blamed the contents of this blog on Sean. The letter states that there is nothing criminal involved and if Marty wants something done about it, he'll have to hire an attorney and try a civil action. Unless Marty can find a lawyer that will accept his bridge card as monthly payment, sounds like he's out of luck. Even if Marty were able to find a lawyer to take him as a client, he's still a lost cause. Apparently Marty hasn't been paying attention to what's happening to his boyfriend in Texas. Bill Windsor will be paying for his ill-fated attempt at suing people. It's now just waiting for the judge to decide how much.

In closing, I'll just say this: Post your letter Marty, it's not going to piss anyone off. It will just give us a fresh reason to laugh at you while pointing out what a moronic liar you are. And when you start claiming you're going to sue Mr Fleming, there are a few things you should remember. He doesn't write this blog - he is just an occasional commenter. The truth is never slander. And if Bill Windsor, a man who is far more intelligent than you and doesn't rely on public assistance or ripping off old ladies to survive, lost his ass in court, what do you think  will happen to a hapless, lying imbecile like you? 

Don't you already have enough outstanding judgements against you?