Friday, September 26, 2014

An Overworked Eric Holder Calls It Quits

Claims He Can't Keep Up With Prehn Caseload



Zdravstvujtye, CoMmies! 

It's now been a week since the beginning of Marty's great weekend of good works. Nautical Smile was scheduled to kick of the festivities last Friday night. Operation Patch Adams was going to be the big closing event (fireworks?). All the local stations plus the national media were going to be lined up to interview the person responsible for this incredible weekend tribute to Robin Williams - none other than the Elder Avenger himself, Marty Prehn.

After searching all week, our research department was unable to find a single video clip, newspaper article or flip phone picture of any Marty's moments of greatness. How could all of the media that was present not make Marty their lead story on the weekend news or on Sunday's front page? Where was TMZ? Didn't anyone get Marty's numerous emails or voicemail messages pointing out their chance to interview the greatest Michigan resident since Henry Ford? Marty couldn't even provide coverage of his own greatness on his Facebook page. Perhaps Walmart was unable to meet the demand for all the smiley face buttons that he proudly boasted to SCS City Council he was in the process of procuring. Or maybe he simply couldn't bum gas money from Linda.

All of Marty's planning and preparation for the tribute has caused a problem that I'm afraid he didn't see coming. Marty had been neglecting his true calling - investigating and prosecuting all of the numerous federal crimes committed against him. With the announced departure of Marty's "business associate" Eric Holder at the DOJ, these investigations have been hampered even further. Let's review a few of them to see if we can remind Marty that these criminals will get away with their crimes if he doesn't get busy.

When I began going through the pile of research the previous editor of this blog left behind, I kept seeing updates from Marty about a federal crime that he was the victim of. RC3 sufficiently covered his murderous, mom-kidnappin', arsonistic, embezzling sister -  who should be about 1/3 of the way through her 20 year stint in the federal pen - so we'll move down the list a bit to his illegal retaliation eviction at the hands of Guy and Robin. I saw numerous rants spread over several months about this heinous act. Marty claimed that although his rent was paid in full, the locks were illegally changed and proper notice wasn't served informing him that he wasn't invited back. Imminent arrest for these crimes was predicted several times by the Special Agent. I believe every time Marty went to court as a battered wife, this crime was to be addressed and the perpetrators were to leave the courthouse in handcuffs. Suddenly, we have stopped hearing about Marty's progress in getting justice against these criminals. Has this investigation been put on the back burner because of the sudden passing of Marty's dear friend, comedian Robin Williams? Will Guy still be deported and his fiancé be picked up for her mental evaluation?




A spin off investigation related to these crimes was also started by the Mongoose. All of the people involved in the theft of his intellectual properties, like his bottle of lotion and the infamous MVZ masturbation tapes, would soon be brought to justice. His standard 20 years in federal prison was the sentence Marty kept threatening. This investigation was being conducted by Marty the FBI Agent. Not to be confused with Marty from the DOJ or the Secret Service. I can only assume this investigation has been delayed because Marty the CIA Agent realized all of his critical international documents in locked briefcases were compromised. This would cause the investigation to be transferred from the FBI to the CIA. Although Marty is the Agent in charge of this for both agencies, finding the gas money to transport the files from one library office to the other apparently became problematic.

Another crime we haven't seen an update on are the postal crimes committed by Robert Cookout. The Postmaster General was informed of these crimes by Marty several months ago. He and his sidekick Flo had nabbed "Booby" in a Facebook sting! The posting of Flo's letter explaining to Marty that he was bleeding her dry was the act that sealed Cookout's fate. Have we not heard anymore about this crime because the shadowy master criminal Mr Cookout fled the county? Is Marty the Postal Police Agent busy working on the extradition of Bob or is the USPS handling that now? Maybe he's hired his "good friend" Dog the Bounty Hunter to retrieve this felonious absconder. I'm sure we'll get an update on that case soon. 

These are just a few of the open investigations Marty has been leading. Due to bandwidth restrictions, we can't report on Marty's war on cyberstalkers that he continues to reference revenge porn laws when addressing the cases. Nor his ongoing prosecution of Flemshady that is based on a letter from the police stating that no crimes were committed by said goofball.

Has the Mongoose finally spread himself too thin? Other than the underwear he stole from JC Penney 20 years ago and continues to wear today, is it even possible for any mention of Marty to include the word "thin"? Has Marty's preoccupation with producing star filled events and TV shows forced him to push his crime fighting activities to the side? Stay tuned for more updates as I'm sure now that we've reminded Marty about these lies - I mean investigations - more news will be coming soon.

Keep the craziness going, Marty. I'm up for my 30 day performance review soon...



27 comments:

  1. Oh I hope I hope ... Fatty psycho spins out all weekend on his Facebook page ... I hope, I hope !!!! Don't let us down now, Fatty ... LMFAO !!!!!!!!

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  2. I think this was the weekend he is spending with his "Sugar Mama" aka CashFlo ...and escorting her to a polish dinner. I seem to recall a comment made by him saying this a few months ago ... Hide the silverware and your pocketbook AND your checkbook, Flo !!!!

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  3. I just hope Eric passes the "10 Mile Used Car Sales Crime Wave" file to someone aggressive enough to lock those radicals up and throw away the key.

    Saint Clair Shores used to be a nice place to live until these hooligans started with their little cardboard signs and magic markers.

    Oh the humanity...

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  4. He's been tied up with his tax investigation at Primo's.

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    1. Can you just imagine the bind Fergan feels he's in with this idiot infesting both his business and family?

      "It's cheaper and easier to keep him around at $80/per week so we can keep an eye on him..."

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  5. Interesting that the black foreign car that Ms. Williams claims is titled to her but was sold the day of the last city council meeting is once again located at PRIMO's Frame and Collision and the white cream colored Ford van that had also been put on display for sale at the home of Guy's mother Augustina Moceri is also now back at the PRIMO shop but without a license plate. Robin did not LIE about these vehicles being properly plated would she. Interesting that Gaetano Moceri came to the auto parts store where Marty works to talk to some employees there hoping to get information and then later on is caught on the new security camera system later that night at the apartment complex where Linda lives sitting in the parking lot waiting for her to get home. Once she walks toward the older black and rusty Ford pick up truck which the Michigan Secretary of State office has registered to a Giovanni (John) Moceri he drives off like a bat out of hell. He is caught both coming onto the private property and leaving the private property and clearly shows that he is a stalker and has admitted to being the one taking photos of Marty Prehn SUV in the past and he claims that he has done nothing illegal. Time will tell. Funny how Robin Williams lied no fewer then 10 times when she spoke at the last city council meeting in St. Clair Shores. More to come.

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    1. I hope the Moceri's show this comment by Marty Prehn at the next city council meeting and to the SCS police. Prehn is way out of control, mentally unstable and appears to be obsessed not just with Ms. Williams but the whole Moceri family. .. he poses a danger to this family.

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    2. Was Operation Patch Adams really a code name for a code violation stake out instead of a part of Marty's Robin Williams tribute. Maybe he'll strike next by turning them in for their lawn needing to be mowed. Or for parking the wrong way on the street. You know he is a parking expert. Marty is such a pathetic joke it's almost not funny anymore. Almost.

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    3. When did the FBI, CIA, DOJ, Secret Service, and so on, start investigating code enforcement?

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    4. Next he will be claiming he's flying the "Drone-Quad Copter" remember he does have his pilot's license.... I guess now he's a Special, Secret Pilot Agent .. HAHAHAHAH !!!

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    5. Does Linda know Marty is including her in his lies now? Or is she an active participant in helping Marty stalk and lie about these people?

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    6. An email has been sent to the Michigan Secretary of State questioning why vehicle registration was shared with Marty Prehn. If it's true, they are helping this man stalk another individual and whoever might have supplied Marty with the info would be risking termination and criminal charges. I'm looking forward to their response. I'm sure it'll say Marty WHO? I'll also be more than happy to supply them with his home and work address along with his phone number and email.

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    7. Good job, Tuttle.

      You might work out after all...

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    8. Help me understand the diseased mind of a mongoose. Tell me how this is "cyber" anything.

      - Marty claims that Guy, as a customer of Carquest, talked to the fat chick at the counter - Cyberstalker!

      - Marty claims Guy is driving around some Section 8 apartment complex - Cyberstalker!

      - Marty claims Guy is taking pictures of a beat up piece of crap SUV, complete with McTrash© - Cyberstalker!

      Big Vexi has made that term in vogue with the lemmings.

      Me thinks he's just too stupid to come up with anything original...

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  6. Another term used for a drone but is not regulated under FAA guidelines is a quad copter which cities and police departments use during their investigation process.

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    1. 😳 As usual Marty is lying ....

      To operate a Quadcopter itself, the fire department or police department, as a public institution, would need a Certificate of Authorization from the Federal Aviation Administration.

      To get permission to fly, the firefighters & police would have to provide federal officials with the location 60 days in advance. That’s not feasible as no one can predict where the next fire or crime might be.

      Getting their own drone is not a priority for the Michigan fire or police departmenst, which needs more firefighters and police and has many budget problems, Bradley said.
      If they are flying in metro Detroit, it’s going to be hard to argue that they’re not flying over houses or people, which would be against the rules for hobbyists, Waite wrote.
      “Issues like this are going to keep coming up more and more as the technology allows people to do things but the law does not,” Waite added.Hobbyists cannot fly higher than 400 feet above ground or within three miles of an airport without a special permission. The vehicle must always be in the operator’s sight.
      The Federal Aviation Administration is supposed to come up with a set of more extended rules regarding unmanned aerial vehicles in 2015.
      “It’s all coming down to 2015 and beyond,” said Chris Barter, program manager for the Datron Scout, a 2.5-pound drone with four rotors and a design that supposedly makes it optimal for helping fight fires.
      Datron’s customers are mainly the U.S. and foreign military, he said.

      So far federal rules prohibiting flying drones -Quadcopters over highly populated areas have made the fire and police departments in the big metropolitan areas reluctant to buying into the drone technology, Barter said.
      That vehicle can cost from $60,000 to $120,000. Another drone promoted as a firefighter tool is the $50,000 Qube by AeroVironment.







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    2. How dare you point out a huge hole in Marty's bullshit?

      I'll have you know that Marty wrote the algorithms for voice recognition technology over bogus Facebook accounts...

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    3. More of those pesky details that Marty can't be bothered with when he's lying.

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  7. Why is Marty stalking primo frame wow he claims to have stalkers however he's the only one stalking !!!

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    1. Marty can't help but embarrass himself whenever he opens his mouth or types.

      Who are we kidding. He embarrasses himself before he rolls out of whatever sort of bed he just soiled every morning...

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    2. Yes, why is Fatty Prehn stalking Primo's, Gus and his mother Augustina Moceri and Robin?

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  8. He can only bunk with Jr until the end of October...

    JUSTICE 4 JR only took six months!

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  9. quad copters are available to be purchased for hobbyists for around $1,200-$1,500. Not the $60,000 price range that anonymous is quoting. Private use is permissible up to 400 feet vertical and in eye view. Realtors use them all of the time and the photos or videos taken from the quad copter are sent to their I phones. All legal and no FAA approval is needed.

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    1. One last question Marty, who's iphone is this video being sent? Was Linda helping you stalk these people now? Does her name need to be added to any PPO request about this situation? Maybe you should post this video, or Robin can request to see it at the Council meeting next week.

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    2. Radio control aircraft can not be flown just anywhere by hobbyists, they still have restrictions on where you can fly that's why there are hobby air parks like the radio control field @ Wetzel state park by 28 mile road /Newhaven.
      Most real estate agents use Google Earth photos it also take a lot of skill to fly radio control aircraft. And Marty does not earn 1200 to 1500 dollars in a years time !. What that means is FARTY you are full of it,AGAIN!

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    3. I have an fcc license and can fly planes if I wanted to. Lolololol you know marty should really be concerned with the Nano technology of the government. Never know is that a fly or a spy device

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  10. I do not think that Fat man understands what that ribbon on the antenna is for lmao.

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