Marty Prehn's 'Into the Dumbness'

Nanu nanu, Commies;

I'm glad everyone continues to join in our coverage of Marty Prehn. I'm still a little new to the antics of the Mongoose but he's not a very hard person to figure out. Marty is obviously driven by nothing more than hate, bitterness, and a desperate need to gain praise and attention from anyone who will notice him. Preferably with a camera.

By way of background, last year Marty caught a ride with his washed up stuntman (WUS) friend and attended an event on the other side of Detroit, as WUS actually had a relationship with a woman who committed suicide.  Marty immediately started giving loving tributes to this woman, tearfully sharing memories of the 45 minutes they were actually in the same room together. At this event, he actually got a Senator to pose with his stupid statue!  Now, the trick is to recapture and expand upon his ever-growing list of "close personal friends".  Trish Kraus, WUS's late girlfriend, is so last year. As with Ronald Reagan, someone who is dead can't contest his crazy stories of their friendship, but who would make a suitable replacement this year?

Gentle readers, I give you "Operation Patch Adams"!

As Marty starts his hype campaign for his "Out of the Darkness" weekend that he is attempting to hijack and claim he's a part of, he shows us how much compassion he has for true suicide victims:

Marty Prehn
"Gloria it is amazing the amount of time n energy my cyber stalkers use or waste to try to track my every move n text. To say she is obsessed with her stalking activities would be an understatement. The other Robin Williams father comitted suicide n she was the one that found him. I am going over the police report of his death n the autopsy report and the media coverage. This explains her obsession with me. Her boyfriend states to his friends that she is a step down or 2 from his other girlfriends Pinkey and Cindy but has been with her to use her money and has no use for her kids as they are lazy and spoiled. They use each other and sadly as is the history with suicide survivors she or one of her children may resort to suicide to escape their pain or her control over them. Very sad indeed. The anger that rages within her is only getting worse and is becoming a threat to me to herself and to others. She lives in a world of make believe and distorts the truth and tears others down to try to hide from reality."
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It's become very obvious during my short time studying Marty that idiotic comments like this are the norm. I'll cover this comment in sections to best highlight his stupidity.

Marty begins by stating his amazement at the time and energy his so-called stalkers waste tracking him. This is really quite amusing when I think about it. How much time does Marty think it takes to read a couple of Facebook comments and then point out the stupidity and lies contained in them? Trust me when I say it's not hard or time consuming. Marty's constant moronic comments make it quite easy actually. I can assure you Marty spent more time editing his latest rant than I did reading it and writing this article. I'll touch on the amount of time Marty spends stalking people later.

Next, the absolute despicable nature of Marty starts to show. He points out that his alleged cyber stalker, Robin, was a victim of the suicide of her father. He goes so far as to include the detail that she was the one that had found him. What better way to show everyone the compassion you claim to have regarding this issue than to point out the details of this tragedy to inflict pain on its survivor? Marty goes on to say he is studying the police and autopsy results from this incident. What exactly is he searching for in these reports? More painful details to point out to inflict the most pain possible on the survivors? He also states "this explains her obsession with me".  Who is obsessing here? Robin hoped to be done with his fat ass once he was legally evicted, yet Marty is combing through old autopsy reports?  God, I can't get the phrase "piece of sh&t" out of my head.

Marty continues his attack by including the man who helped him when he was homeless and unemployed. Guy gave Marty a place to stay and helped him get the part time, minimum wage job he still has today. To show his gratitude, Marty now uses his knowledge of Guy's previous girlfriends in an attempt to cause problems in his relationship. How ungrateful and low can a person be? Marty continues to show everyone that there is no depth he won't sink to in order to try to cause others misery.

The most ironic part of this comment is Marty mentioning the kids involved. Let's point out what a great parent and role model Marty was to his kids. Marty refers to Robin's kids as lazy. Marty Jr, the son you blessed/cursed with your name, is currently locked up for selling heroin. Was he a hard working drug dealer? Was he following your example when he was selling his bridge card online? You must be glowing with pride that your son turned out just as lazy and worthless as you are. I won't mention your daughter and grandchild that literally fled the state of Michigan to get away from you. How's grandson Tay Tay doing? You refuse to acknowledge him and your worthless son still doesn't support him. Like father like son, right Marty?

Of course this attack by Marty confuses the person he is communicating with. The subject was suicide prevention and a tribute to Robin Williams. Marty gets this reply:

Gloria Jean Sykes
"OK, I'm confused. This is not the comedian Robin Willians you're holding tribute?"

It appears to me that Marty's friend can't figure out what Marty is talking about. He's claiming to be having a tribute for someone, then attacking them in the same conversation. It's unfortunate for Marty that both his late comic friend and his former landlord share the same name, but it still doesn't make sense to be advocating for the victims of suicide and then using a suicide as a way to attack a victim at the same time.  What am I saying? It doesn't need to make sense. I'll get the hang of this job eventually.

Of course with Marty being the name dropping idiot he is, he can't miss an opportunity to try to claim another famous friend:

Marty Prehn
"The tribute is to our mutual friend, comedian and humanitarian. The other one has been identified as one of my cyber stalkers in the HATE blog the Marty Prehn Chronicles. Lets chat bx email or by phone so our conversation remains private."

After 10 months, he still can't get the name of this blog correct.

We all know Marty has never met, talked to or was befriended by Robin Williams, but the part of that comment that shows the true Marty is the end. "Lets chat bx email or by phone so our conversation remains private." This tells your faithful correspondent that Marty wanted people to see him pointing out the suicide details of Robin's father, but he wants to hide the lies he's about to tell this woman next.

Marty loves to point out then attack his alleged stalkers but I can't help but notice a few things. Marty drives by these people's home and reports them for what he thinks are code violations. He parks across the street from their business for hours at a time. He comments on all the vehicles at their shop being repaired. He claims to have the city flying drones over their house to look in the back yard. Claims to have conversations with every federal, state and local authority about them. Promises police raids, news crews and the family business being "shut down". Goes to the trouble to get police and autopsy results of a family member's suicide. But Marty is amazed that someone is obsessed enough with him that they'd waste the time to go to a city council meeting and defend the lies he is posting that include actions taken by that very city against his targets?

That leads me to ask Marty this question: Who is the real obsessed stalker?

I'll give you a hint: He doesn't own a computer or even a smartphone.  And he's not even registered for Sunday's walk...