The Fleecing of Flo!

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Today is as good as any other time to highlight an example of Marty financially abusing another vulnerable elderly lady. By now our readers should all be familiar with how Marty treated his own mother. He basically ignored her and left her alone in a dark room all day while he spent her money dining out and generally being "Marty'ish"© around the Detroit area - without that pesky 10 hour per week job interfering.

After finally losing access to Bernice's lifetime savings, Marty's lifestyle declined rather quickly. He lost everything he had swindled out of his mother. His refusal to do anything to help himself cost him dearly. After hitting what I'd consider rock bottom - even by Marty's standards - Guy and Robin helped him escape from life on the streets, or more accurately, in the Mongoosmobile©. Unknowing to them, they also supplied Marty with his most important tools for evolving into the scamming liar he is today: Access to a computer with an internet connection. 

With unlimited computer time at the body shop owned by Guy, Marty was free to troll the internet searching for ignorant victims. Enter one Florence Iverson - borderline senile, no children and a government pension - Eureka! We're not sure exactly how or when Marty discovered Florence, but it was his dream come true. In Florence, Marty had found a lonely old woman he could sweet talk and therefore take advantage of. It wasn't long before Marty declared Florence was his new mother and promised her an all expenses paid trip to California to join him on his friend Ellen's show. She'd finally meet him in a grand fashion!

Somehow Marty managed to convince Florence he was a great elder something or another and needed funds to continue preforming his "good works" Florence often refers to. She began mailing him money on a regular basis to help him save the world from Marty's usual list of evil, and his ongoing legal case against his family. Of course, in reality she was funding nothing more than what Marty does best after being obnoxious - EATING!

As is Marty's habit, he couldn't help but brag to people that he has women sending him money. I guess that's just part of the image Marty wants to project. He tried to use the fact that women were sending him funds as proof he was working for the good of mankind, therefore it was ok for others to also donate. A defacto reference, if you will.

Anytime the donations Marty receives become public knowledge, suddenly the denials begin. Florence is no different. A recent comment on Marty's page is a great example of this. 

Florence Iverson

"You have my permission to use my name;calling me SENILE and giving you $50.00 each month? Do they have proof of either?"

Like · 1 · Jul 24 at 8:18am

Ask and you shall receive. Here you go, crazy lady:

As you can see, this letter from Florence to Marty is a warning that Florence won't be able to send money as often as she did LAST YEAR! "Next year the money will be sporadic...". Wouldn't that imply that the money was sent on a regular schedule the previous year? 

Based on the quantity of envelopes from Florence found in the trash placed on the curb after the fumigation of the Mongoose Lair, letters to Marty arrived quite often. Something tells me these envelopes weren't just correspondence letters sent to wish Marty a great day. With all the Facebook comments between these two, not to mention the assumed phone calls, why would two or more letters a month plus several packages be needed? I think we all know the answer to this question. 

The part of this letter that sickens me is the fact that Florence felt the need to provide Marty with an explanation for not being able to send money as often. How much pressure has Marty been putting on this elderly lady to send more money? It's obvious Marty expected to receive it every month. How many phone calls has Florence received from Marty asking if his check is in the mail? Or better yet, how many times has Marty called Florence and said "I'm going to need more money this month"? What reasons has Marty been giving Florence for a grown man to need an allowance from this surrogate mother who he's never even met in person?

This letter is just another example of Marty taking advantage of the people he claims to fight for. Florence just blindly believes Marty is using her money for good causes. In reality, if she ever asked Marty for proof of his "good works" he'd be at a total loss and would likely begin attacking her just like he does Robin & Guy today. I can't help but wonder just how deeply Marty has managed to embed himself in Florence's finances. She's not going to live forever and must have quite a bit socked away. Another concern I have is how many other, local or otherwise, "mommys" Marty has that we don't know about? How does Linda feel about these elderly women sending Marty money? Does she not know or is she in on it and that's what attracted her to him in the first place, as they chuckle about it over a couple of tubes of raw cookie dough?

From the looks of things, once again it's obvious Marty spells ATM M-O-M!

Wake up, Florence. Have someone show you how to use a browser properly. You've been reading that same CoM page for weeks now...

Coming Soon:The Fleecing of Flo

Marty's Thursday Threat Down© Recap

Dear CoMmies and fans of extreme idiocy worldwide;

Coverage of Marty Prehn's stupidity is a tough job, but someone's got to do it.  After all, that's why we're paid the big bucks! We've certainly earned it this week.

Out of total frustration, Marty has adopted a new strategy. One he apparently picked up from his "co crime fighter" Marti Oakley. He's figured out that ignoring us just wasn't getting the results he wanted and we wouldn't go away. The new plan must be to totally overwhelm us with stupidity and try to bog down our internet. As we were trying to recover from the side splitting laughter Marty provided on Wednesday, he blindsided us with his Thursday Threat Down©. Here is how he started his Thursday morning:

Marty Prehn
Thu · Edited · 
"NOW IS THE TIME and the TIME IS NOW. Keep August 5th and 6th open as this is when the fireworks will take place in Macomb and Oakland County. Come and meet myself and Bill Windsor as we find Justice against those that have trespassed against us with slander and libel. Sean D. Fleming will be EXPOSED for being the cyber stalker that he is and how the other members of the Joey is a Little Kid HATE blog group will be held accountable for their illegal cyber stalking activities and those that have posted on the Marty Prehn Chronicles and conspired to try to intimidate, harass, tamper and threaten me as a witness in the domestic violence case that I am a victim of and for also being a victim of a retaliation eviction as demonstrated under MCL 600. Furthermore a victim under the legal terms of revenge behavior using the internet and under the darkness or cover of anonymous postings of slander and libel against myself, my friends and my family. If you want to come to a planned event and meet myself and Bill Windsor please contact me at mprehn2004@yahoo.com or call me at 1 586 563 0989. JUSTICE 4 JEAN by David Schied will be shown and Court watchers are being asked for to attend the case against cyber stalker Sean D. Fleming on August 6, 2014 at 1:30 pm at the Oakland County Circuit Court at 1200 Telegraph Road in Pontiac, Michigan. I will be a testifying witness at this criminal hearing at Bill Windsor's request. The charges will be for aggravated cyber stalking and domestic internet terrorism and if found GUILTY is a prison sentence of up to 5 years and fines and costs and restitution. Hope to see you there."

Marty claims "now is the time, the time is now" referencing a date two weeks away. And of course another reference to upcoming fireworks. In the last two weeks, Marty has promised more fireworks than China could dream to manufacture for the Year of the Mongoose! This time he's promising fireworks to be fired off by someone else, so maybe they'll actually happen. For some reason I still doubt it. After all, Marty is involved. Let's be blunt here: Everything he touches fails.

The upcoming fireworks Marty is hyping are actually a hearing for a PPO request by Big Vexi on Sean Fleming. It has nothing to do with Marty, or for that matter, this blog. But as is Marty's usual pattern, he's even hijacked someone else's PPO hearing. Suddenly this hearing is all about the Mongoose. Marty says: "Come and meet myself and Bill Windsor...". The man who is actually responsible for the hearing can't even get top billing? Everyone should flock to Oakland County, Michigan to meet Marty and his second banana sidekick, Big Vexi.

Marty next goes on to exclaim "we" will find justice. How exactly is Marty finding justice if this PPO is granted? All Marty is really doing is trying to take credit for someone else's work. And in typical Marty form, he seems to think this PPO is going to apply to anyone who posts on this blog as well. Is this man really that dumb? Never mind, we all already know that answer.

The part of this I still don't understand is, where was all this hype when Marty was obtaining his PPO against Mr Fleming? Someone else files a PPO request against Sean and it becomes a two day extravaganza before it's ever granted. Where was the parade when Marty's requests in both Oakland and Macomb Counties were supposedly granted? Why is Marty so giddy about a hearing when he claims he already succeeded in getting two PPO's himself? Could it be because that was just another Marty lie?

I'll just skip over Marty's standard lie about his retaliation eviction and intimidating a domestic violence witness crap. We all know the truth about that and I'm sure everyone is as tired of hearing it as I am.

As Marty turns this simple hearing into another of his incredible "events", he drops his email and phone number. This is so anyone who might want to attend can contact him. Is he selling tickets? Is a donation to Marty required for someone to attend a court hearing? Has the hearing been moved to the Lakeview High auditorium? If so, he'll need everyone to send him a minimum of $5.00 through PayPal. And once again, he gives himself top billing. We know who packs the star power in Detroit!

My favorite part of this latest pile of Elder Dawg crap is how as Marty types, this PPO hearing suddenly becomes a criminal trial, with Marty as the star witness. He claims if Mr Fleming is found guilty at - I remind you, a PERSONAL PROTECTION ORDER HEARING THAT WOULD COVER SEAN FLEMING'S INDISCRETIONS FROM THAT DAY FORWARD - he'll be sentenced to five years in prison. Will somebody please clue this idiot in as to how these things work? Marty's complete ignorance is starting to make my head hurt.

I'll wrap up this latest recap of Marty's moronic spew with this: If Big Vexi has any hope of succeeding in this upcoming hearing, he should have Marty restrained a few miles from the courtroom. Prepay a few meals at Dimitri's or something. If Marty is present, or God forbid, testifies, this PPO request is doomed. Not only is Marty a proven liar many, many times over, he's so stupid that if he's involved, Big Vexi and Marty could leave that courtroom with Protection Orders against themselves, not dissimilar to what happened with Marty and his brother Richard in 2010.

Oh, and Marty:  You still owe the court $150 bucks for that little exercise in futility...

Marty Prehn's Hump Day Histrionics©!

As our readers here at CoM well know, we love a good old fashioned Marty meltdown. As much as we enjoyed Flameout Friday©, Marty put it to shame Wednesday morning. Marty produced a rant for the ages which can only be classified as our very first Hump Day Histrionic©! The sheer mass of his spew is so overwhelming that it can't possibly be covered in one article. We will start with this opening load of crap for now:

Marty Prehn 3:23am · Edited · "The same can be said of my father's remains as my emotionally disturbed sister from Colorado conspired with the girlfriend of the landlord's son in St. Clair Shores and bought my father's ashes from her to take back to Colorado. They were stolen from the home that I was renting and were illegally obtained via a retaliation eviction on March 1, 2014. This is known as a fraud by conversion and is a federal felony and carries a 10 year prison sentence not to mention the removal of a cremated body across state lines. Time for the FBI to get involved in both cases." 

As you can see by the time stamp on this comment, Marty got off to an early start. Perhaps Linda's horse-like snoring kept him awake, or he was up late giving browser use lessons to Florence in exchange for his monthly check. It seems that Marty is once again calling for the FBI to pursue his sister for doing what any good child and legal representative would do with a parent's remains. While he's bringing in his big gun coworkers again, he includes his alleged retaliation eviction as a logical additional bonus charge for them to jump on . Last time I checked, the FBI really doesn't get involved in civil matters, especially when they involve a roomful of garbage and, let's be honest here, it's really just another one of his delusions and the total dollar amount that could possibly be ascribed to it is a few hundred bucks - and Marty owes it to his former landlord! You would think a retired FBI Special Agent would know that. 

Of course this little spew is tame by Marty standards. He could type that one handed while cramming cold pizza in his face with the other. But have no fear, he was just getting started: 

Marty Prehn "My estranged sister's name is Marlene Nelson-Rhoades and the landlord's names are Augustina and Giovani Moceri and their son's name is Gaetano (Guy) Moceri and his girlfriend's name is Robin Heaps Williams. TMZ has contacted me and wants to come and do a sit down interview with me to discuss how a simple domestic violence situation on December 22, 2013 has expanded out to several federal felonies that will cause the landlord's son to be deported back to his birth origin of Sicily for a felony conviction. Other than emotionally and possibly mentally ill people who does stuff like this? Edited · Like · 1 · Today at 3:49am" 

Yes, you read that right, he said TMZ, the TV gossip show and website, wanted to interview him. The local media just isn't big enough for a man as great as Marty. No mere newspaper story can capture the star power of the Mongoose. He needs a crew that will chase the story, get the dirt and take the pictures! I'm sure TMZ is going to add a True Crimes Against Idiots segment to its show. They could squeeze it in between Kim Kardashian's latest ass picture and a backstage interview with Carrot Top! I only hope Linda is prepared for the sure to follow paparazzi crush in front of her apartment. Carquest will be the media center of Eastpointe after the story of Marty's skipping out on his rent - I mean "retaliation eviction" - hits the national late night star chasing scene. The best part of this rant is the end: 

"Other than emotionally and possibly mentally ill people who does stuff like this?" 

I'll answer your question Marty. Only mentally ill idiots would possibly claim TMZ has contacted a loser nobody in Detroit about your BS story. I'm glad you finally figured out what your problem is. Admitting it is the first step. Next step would be to seek treatment for your various mental ailments. 

Stay tuned CoMmies. There is so much more to cover, but your humble correspondent feels the overwhelming need to shower after reading his crap.

Marty Prehn's Head Explodes!

Stay tuned to this blog for in depth coverage and analysis. 

Marty Prehn: Not Ready For Prime Time

As another day passes in the life of our beloved moron Marty, I thought we should cover Marty's next great fame attempt. The latest, greatest Marty moment has arrived. He'll be hosting an NBC television show about Elder Abuse. Here are some of the comments Marty has made as he begins to hype his next event:


"Marty Prehn Hey TEAM Chism I am thinking it is time we had a CHISM reunion sometime in the near future. Do you remember Dan Haggerty form the tv show Grizzly Adams? I got to meet his about 4 weeks ago and he is the neatest guy and wants to come back to Michigan to do a nationally televised tv program on elder and guardianship abuse. I will keep you posted. I LOVE you hSteve Chism and Laurie Meagher and Susan Lucier and Curt Chism. TEAM CHISM ROCKS!"

Like Mongoosapalooza I and II before it, Marty's NBC Special on Elder Abuse seems to be going the way of Justice 4 Jr - another non event.

After Marty once again gets ignored by "Team Chism" he makes yet another attempt to get at least a good Elder Dawg pat on the head:

"Marty Prehn If it ain't from Del Taco it ain't food. GO TEAM CHISM. Hey do the 4 of you want to meet Dan Haggerty aka Grizzly Adams and Betty White in person on a NBC nationally televised program called SAVING THE LIFE OF ARMY VET JIM CHISM? I told you it was going to happen I just did not know when and now I do"

Suddenly Betty White has been added to this television show and it has now become a tribute to Team Chism's alleged saving of their father. More desperation by the Mongoose to get any response from the only people who have ever claimed he was anything more than a worthless loser. I can only assume they figure Marty is contacting them to beg for money so they ignore him like a Jehovah's Witness at your front door. 

Florence is already on borrowed time and Linda has had just about enough of his lies, cons, theft and smell. With his hours at Carquest cut to ten or less per week and 7-11 breathing down his neck for unpaid junk food, Marty is running out of ideas.

This is not his first foray into television. We all remember his TV series that was to start airing last fall:

"Marty Prehn shared Brenda Battle Jordan's photo.
Oct 3 · 
Think of me as the John Walsh of Elder and Guardianship Abuse and if you financially exploit a vulnerable adult we will be coming after you. Looks like America's MOST WANTED tv producers are interested in doing a pilot program to see what kind of viewing response they will get. This should be interesting. California here I come."

Perhaps his address to the Saint Clair Shores City Council will make next season's "America's Funniest Videos".

As is Marty's style, he also has to try to parlay his chance encounter with an older TV actor into bigger and better things. We all know Marty could never pass up a chance to name drop his way into contact with another public figure. We found this comment Marty left for Doris Roberts from "Everybody Loves Raymond":

"Marty Prehn - Doris Roberts I had the pleasure of meeting a friend of yours Dan Haggerty aka Grizzly Adams and suggested that you be included in a national tv show regarding exposing the abuses going on across the country in elder and guardianship abuse cases. I can be contacted at 1 586 563 0989. Have your agent give me a call to see what date works best with your busy schedule. Thanks"

Another feeble attempt by Marty to get any kind of attention from anyone other than Linda and debt collectors. In his comment to one of the members of Team Chism he says he finally knows the date of the TV show. Yet in this comment to Doris, he needs to know what dates she is available. Am I the only one who thinks that's odd? I'm sure Ms Roberts agent will be calling any day now to "save the date" with Marty. 

Our crack CoM operatives immediately sprang into action upon hearing this big news. Mr Haggerty was contacted through proper channels and asked about his upcoming appearance on Marty's TV show. As is the case when anyone is asked about Marty, we got the standard answer: "MARTY WHO?" It's good to know nothing ever changes in the life of Marty. 

I'll leave you with these questions to ponder: How many aging actors has Marty sent the same type comment he posted for Ms Roberts? How does Dan Haggerty feel about getting photo bombed by Marty now that his name is being dropped like hot potatoes all over Internet? Will Team Chism ever let Marty play with them again? And most importantly, what designer did Marty promise Linda her red carpet dress would be made by?

My money is on Coleman Tents...

Mongoose On Fire!

As the readers here at CoM have watched Marty, his weekend rants have become a staple of entertainment. It seems a new trend has developed though. It appears Marty can no longer keep his hatred inside until the weekend. He has now started to spew on Friday mornings. Here is his latest Flameout Friday©.

"Marty Prehn Too late for thank you's at this point. You have been repeatedly asked NOT to have any contact with me and you continue to ignore any and all cease and desists requests. I am not your friend on fb and you use other mutual friends to get in contact with me. I do NOT believe that you or your "girlfriend" understand the seriousness of the legal trouble you are both into as well as John XXXXXXX and anyone else that has posted on the Marty Prehn Chronicles. Your mother will also have to be named in the lawsuit regarding the retaliation eviction and the UNLAWFUL removal of my personal belongings. This constitutes a breaking and entering of my bedroom where you knew that I had my father's ashes there and you threatened via a voice message that if I posted anything on fb regarding you or your family or Primo frame and collision that you would flush my father's remains down the toilet. Now that is a sick thing to say or do and is a form of extortion. Then later selling my father's ashes to my dysfunctional sister and her husband constitutes several federal crimes of fraud by conversion. You knew I had several collectible pieces and oil paintings that were my parents that were given to me under the terms of my parents Wills. You Guy not you emotionally disturbed girlfriend were given instructions when I was in the hospital with my heart condition that my daughter Stephanie was to get any and all of my belongings including my legal papers and my intellectual property. All of your assets and that of your parents have been inventoried in order to determine how much in punitive and compensatory damages you will all have to pay and due to the living conditions I will be reimbursed the total amount paid since 1st renting from your mother as she is the legal landlord and then I will receive 3 times that amount for the invasion of privacy and willful destruction o0f my personal belongings. Time to be held accountable for your "girlfriends stupidty and you had John Salvador and Tom King who know what the Landlord/Tenant laws are and you cannot use your mothers "language barrier" as your "girlfriend" calls it. As the Courteville house is part of your mother's property holdings that too will be included. I had first said I did not want this going to court and would address this issue with your mother and Carl as this was NONE of your "girlfriends" business. But what fo you expect from a girlfriend from Roseville and all of the other places she has lived in in the last 10 years and all of her different assumed names. The law will be coming down on you for failure to follow the law and pay the taxes on the business transactions and all of the other scams and schemes that you and Gailene ran at Primo Frame and Collision. Don't blame me. Blame it on your Roseville fiancé. See you in court."

Marty gets started by showing us he's really been studying his hero Big Vexi. He complains that people have violated his many Cease and Desist demands. Just like the moron he learned this phrase from, Marty can't figure out a Facebook comment cease and desist has no legal validity. It just doesn't work that way. 

Marty then proceeds to warn Guy and Robin they don't understand how much trouble they are in. He also lumps his ex roommate and all of the posters here into this same "serious legal trouble". This comes as a great relief to everyone I bet. We all know that any time Marty makes a legal threat, you immediately become immune to whatever charge he is claiming against you. We've seen a multitude of these claims and not once has any of Marty's targets been so much as questioned by law enforcement. So post away CoMmies, Marty has given us all the green light. I just wish one time that idiot would get our name right. 

Next Marty takes another page from the Big Vexi play book. He threatens to add Guy's mother to "the lawsuit". Marty is spending so much time kissing his leaders ass he is starting to sound like him. The only problem is, as usual, Marty misses the most important part of the threat he's trying to copy. You need an actual lawsuit before you threaten to add someone to it. Marty, get back with us when you come up with the money to file a lawsuit, and find a lawyer who believes your lies and exaggerations about this event. 

We then get more criminal claims by Marty towards Guy. He says that when Guy was forced to put on a hazmat suit and enter Marty's room to begin shoveling out all the crap Marty abandoned, he committed breaking and entering. Entering an abandoned rental room stacked with Mongoose droppings might be crazy, but it's certainly not a B&E. Just another idiotic claim from the un-housebroken Elder Dawg. 

In the next part of this rant, the vile nature of Marty is on display. He claims his father's ashes were "sold" to his sister. I have communicated with both parties involved in the saving of Mr Prehn's remains. It was a total act of compassion and corrected the last travesty Marty committed against his parents and siblings. Only Marty's twisted "how can I profit from your heartbreak" mentality would consider that saving those ashes was done for profit. That's something only Marty would consider. 

Marty then reminds Guy that instructions had been left concerning what to do in the event of Marty's death. He mentions oil paintings, collectables, and intellectual properties. First of all, Marty didn't die, he abandoned his trash and was to ashamed to contact the people he was cheating out of the rent money he owed. Second, after seeing what condition his room was in, I can't image there was anything in there that could be salvaged. Mongoose piss would destroy an oil painting I assume. And third, there is no way Marty owned any "intellectual property". He's just too stupid for that to have happened. 

All of this is followed by Marty claiming he has inventoried several people's assets so the court can determine how big his settlement will be. He should spend more time researching how civil lawsuits work instead of deed restrictions in a town he doesn't live in. Although, I can tell Marty right now how big his settlement will be. NOTHING!

The most ironic part of this Flameout Friday© is what I'll close with. Apparently, people from Roseville are somehow lower class or beneath Marty. I don't think that is possible. Marty is the biggest piece of shit, lying, worthless, vile person I've ever seen. I don't hold the fact that he came from Saint Clair Shores against all of the great people I've met from there. What's his problem with Roseville?

Justice 4 Jim: Kidnapped at Empty Bridge Card-Point

How many Slim Jims will a Bridge Card Buy? None when it's Marty's, but he takes them anyway. His card is empty so he promises to come back and pay for them but never does. 

Marty Prehn: Witness for the Prosecution/Domestic Violence Survivor/Cyber Bullying Victim

(Shyeah right...)

Today was, again, another day we here at CoM were really looking forward to; Marty's big day in court. He made lofty promises of a lot of things that were supposed to happen before or on this triumphant day for the Mongoose. I've assembled a few snippets of MartySpew © to see how many of his predictions/threats came true. 

"Maybe a contempt of court charge will get her to shut her trap..Many charges will be filed in this matter next week before the domestic violence case. 6 or more people involved allows for racketeering charges to be added."

Robin was still roaming free as of this writing. She had not been arrested or charged with contempt of court. I also have a feeling she won't be "shutting her trap" any more than Marty will. Further, I've not heard of any charges being filed on anyone concerning Marty, other than his ex-roommate for allegedly yelling at the former presidential bodyguard loudly enough to have him run out of the marital home into the arms of a cop last year (faithful CoMmies know that the DV case goes back that long ago). Maybe Marty would be kind enough to enlighten us as to who got charged and for what. 

"Landlord/Tenant laws prohibit a landlord or his agent to change locks to a rental home in retaliation for notifying the City of Eastpointe that further illegal activities continue to be going on at this rental SNAKE house. Watch for this story this week on the local tv stations in Detroit. Further blight issues at this rental home and the one in St. Clair Shores" 

We all know the locks on the rental house weren't changed until Marty told the landlord he'd found another place to flop when his rent was several months late. It had nothing to do with Marty having snakes removed or other machinations of a pathological liar. It was to protect the roommate from further theft by Marty when he "needed gas money". Agents of CoM have been watching both the local news and following his "national media friends",  looking for this story to no avail. 

"Looks like there will also be a show cause hearing added to the domestic violence case against John XXXXXXX for failing to follow a court order for a no contact order by the District Judge handling the case as this includes anyone acting as an agent or anyone posting on this hate blog page in order to try to humiliate and intimidate and to cyber stalk. I must assume that Sean D. Fleming has not received the Restraining Order that was filed on July 3rd and recorded in the Oakland County Circuit Court before the Honorable Judge MacDonald. Stupid is as stupid does. More fireworks to come next week before the court hearing."

I would ask Marty how the show cause hearing went today but he never even entered the courtroom. After a brief (and 90 minutes late) appearance in the hall, he waddled out the door and didn't return. Of course there was no "show cause" hearing because only Marty could think his ex roommate's no contact order pertained to anyone other than John. How could any idiot think a no contact order would apply to any human posting on a blog - anonymously, no less? This might be one of the dumbest claims Marty has ever made (well, this week at least). We've addressed the restraining order already. It still doesn't exist. As far as the fireworks Marty claimed were coming, I must have missed them. Not so much as a sparkler or Roman candle were seen by anyone. Once again, Marty's fireworks are a huge dud. 


"Interesting that the PPO against Sean D. Fleming was not filed by me but by someone else. 14 text messages to my cell phone appears to be quite excessive. We will address these issues in court next week." 

As any sane individual can figure out, nothing other than the domestic violence case was addressed today. The only person who would text Marty 14 times would be Linda. But then again, he does seem to talk to himself and like his own crap on Facebook a lot, so maybe he sent them to himself. Once again, Marty's ThreatDown has passed with absolutely nothing happening. Will this moron ever figure out not to put a deadline on his made up threats? He was better off claiming the FBI, DOJ, and the AG were getting involved. Just another non event in a never ending series for the pathetic loser we know as Marty Prehn.

Marty Prehn's Weekend: Same Idiot, Same Lies, Same Underwear

I hope everyone was able to enjoy the various rants Marty provided us Friday. I know I laughed at him my entire weekend. As I'm sure everyone has already seen them, I'm not going to repost them here, as they are so slanderous against innocent people we're not going to propagate them any further than Marty's dead end and crippled Facebook page. They are available for viewing in comments on his Facebook page. He needs the readership a lot more than this blog does.

We can never be sure what sets Marty off and makes him spin his "Marty Moments"© but I hope it keeps happening. This latest batch was very entertaining. According to Marty, I'm once again his ex landlord's girlfriend. As is Marty's custom, he found a way to include something sexual in his idiotic spew. He posted a mug shot of a couple who were caught having sex on a sidewalk in front of a church in Oklahoma City and claimed I was the woman. He then proceeded to ridicule the woman's looks. Yes, believe it or not, Marty once again is critiquing another persons appearance. Maybe he should view the video of his latest City Council appearance and get a good look at himself. Buy a comb, you slob.  "Homeless Chic"© is back and Marty is truly cutting edge!

Marty also made some accusations about Bridge Cards (Michigan food stamps), Robin's adult children, and financial fraud. The claims were typical Marty stupidity and there is no need to address them. He has obviously not only forgotten that his son is currently incarcerated but also that we all remember Jr's Facebook posts trying to sell his Bridge Card from the jail processing center before being locked up last year for failing to pay a single nickel in child support.

Of course no Marty meltdown would be complete without legal threats and claims of pending arrest. Marty, in another completely idiot claim, seems to think that a no contact order between him and his ex roommate applies to Guy, Robin and even me, your humble correspondent. They are not a part of his domestic violence case yet he still claims it will be used to prosecute them for an alleged retaliation eviction. Marty says it will all be addressed in district court at his next pre trial hearing. Apparently he also thinks there is some reason Robin will be held in contempt of court at a hearing she isn't involved in or even required to attend. Marty further claims that since more than six people are involved, federal racketeering charges apply. I wish he'd tell us which six people are involved in his case, as I can only find one in the court records. Regardless, that doesn't even come close to meeting the requirements for RICO.  Wait for it: Somehow he'll tie this into Deed Restrictions for a restaurant parking lot.

My favorite post by Marty this weekend involved a movie clip from the film "End of Watch" of a police chase that ends with a shootout between the suspects and the police. This is Marty's comment about the video:

"This was a scene yesterday in Eastpointe, Michigan after some cyber stalkers came up to my vehicle and displayed a picture of my license plate on their cyber stalker hate group."

I can't figure out exactly what Marty is trying to claim here. Cyber stalkers came up to his vehicle? Wouldn't that make them just plain old stalkers? And why would they need to approach his vehicle to post a picture on this blog? Seems like it would be much easier for me to post to this blog while sitting at a PC, not running around a 7-11 parking lot. The best part of this is when Marty's own friends start pointing out various flaws in the video he posted. Finally his absolute stupidity became too much for his own friends to stomach.

The quote above is just a small excerpt from a much longer rant. It's so moronic that I'm not going to waste time on it. Typical Marty - getting a cop fired, death threats, more eviction spew, and inspection claims that are obviously all just Marty lies. Pretty much exactly what you would expect from a good Marty rant. I will give him props, however, for getting around his Facebook posting suspension by simply sharing irrelevant articles and videos and adding his ridiculous commentary.

As Marty's next day in court approaches, I can't wait to see what complete idiocy he spews the next few days. That will then be followed by a few days of silence after, once again, all of his claims are proven to be exactly what they are. More dumb ass lies from Marty Prehn.

Marty Prehn Meltdown Watch Moves to DEFCON 5

Stay tuned, CoMmies. You won't want to miss the pure hilarity of Marty as he gets fitted for his straight jacket.

Marty Prehn's "Justice 4 Jr" Covert Operation

As we await the next great Marty rant, I thought we would take a look at some of the stuff he posted on his Justice 4 Jr event page. The stuff on there is classic Marty and worth a look. 

"If ever there were a miscarriage of justice last Monday was the day. June 23, 2013. To understand what is going on one needs to have some history of what has transpired and how the concept of innocent until proven guilty no longer applies. I have had to resort to setting up an event page to communicate with you my fb friends and acquaintances since my cyber stalkers continue to get fb to block me from posting to my own fb page. They continue to come in under assumed names that I block and they continue to come and stalk my postings and transfer them in part or in whole to their cyber hate blog against me called the Marty Prehn Chronicles. I would suggest reading the story lines and the comments that follow as they are VERY disturbing and are intended to harass and intimidate me. They are wanting me to respond to their hate postings but I will not. They follow me around to different events that I post that I am going to and call the people that head up these events all in an attempt to slander and discredit me. They post photos that are obvious photo shopped or cropped pictures, again their intentions are to harass and intimidate and instill fear. All elements of a cyber stalker under Michigan laws. They are part of a group known as the JOEY IS A LITTLE KID hate blog group that was started and run by a Megan Van Zelfden from Irving, Texas. Google her name and see that she has a track record of stalking and harassing other people. Her father, Michael Butler is the police chief in Longmont, Colorado. This is very much a cult type group who had been part of the OCCUPY MOVEMENT and the Church of Scientology who LOVE to play mind games with people. There is a game called FAIR GAME which the end result is to get someone charged with a crime they did not commit and they get bonus points if they are able to get the victim or target sent to jail or prison. This was the case with a blog reporter in Plano, Texas who ran a Ellis County Observer blog newspaper by the name of Joey Dauben." 

Let's start with the great " Miscarriage of Justice" that happened June 23rd - a couple of weeks ago. Marty can't even get the year right. This is 2014 you dim-witted moron. Correct time orientation is one of the three dimensional tests - Time, Person and Space - used to gauge mental health. We already know that you believe you're some kind of super hero, so let's see if you really believe you're in Langley, Virginia when you're sitting at the library. Go for the crazy trifecta, Marty!

I also don't understand how that day was such an outrage. You're son, currently on probation for a previous felony and a rap sheet longer than the Eastpointe phone book, was sentenced to 180 days in jail. He plead guilty to the charges several months ago and sentencing was delayed several times. You should be celebrating that judge as a hero for giving Jr such a light sentence. It could/should have been much worse. 

The next part of this rant is typical Marty. He gives your humble blogger and his readers the blame for his latest Facebook time out. The suspension couldn't possibly be the result of him attacking people and posting their personal information. It's those pesky cyberstalkers somehow getting Facebook to shut him down. Marty, you should read Facebook's Terms of Service and figure out that your own big mouth and stupidity is what causes the constant suspensions. 

Marty is correct about one thing though; we do transfer his comments to this blog. I just can't pass up the comedic value of his idiotic posts. Not to mention, if we didn't read them, no one would. I just wish for once he would get the name right. It's THE CHRONICLES OF MARTY!! How hard is that to remember? Write it on the inside of your stupid hat! 

And thank you, Marty, for the continuous plugs for this blog! You are hurting yourself and you're too stupid to realize it. Perhaps you get it, but can't resist. Any attention is better than just being the completely unremarkable  and obscure idiot in Detroit that you'd probably be more comfortable with. You ask people to come read here but what you don't understand is when they see the truth, they become regular readers. THANKS MARTY! 

Finally, you can also see that Marty is still stuck on MVZ. He just can't accept the fact that all of his Special Agent stake outs and surveillance tapes are totally worthless. I think he clings to MVZ being the ring leader of all of this just so he has a reason to continue to watch his tapes of her masturbating. That particular VHS tape must have been in his possession when he skipped out on his rent and it didn't get abandoned with the rest of his crap. LEAVE DAD. SAVE PORN! I just hope Linda bought him a new bottle of lotion! 

There is one other statement on the J4J event page I'd like to point out:

"More to come. I will post other information related to where he is incarcerated and how you can help me get him SET FREE."

I view this statement as a set up to be used to ask for donations. How long until Marty needs money to pay a lawyer to get Jr "SET FREE"? Is this the beginning of yet another money scam by the Mongoose? Is he now going to become the "Heroin Dealer Hero"? Stay tuned to see what our super hero does next. You know it will be very entertaining.

FAIR GAME ON!

Constipated Mongoose

With the library being closed and Linda tiring of him using her phone, Marty is backed up and ready to burst his shit. CoM is waiting for the library to reopen.

Freedom Flies

"Marty Prehn, July 14, 2013
Hey son it looks like you will be buying me dinner on Friday nights for some time to come."

The editors of CoM are taking the day off to eat real food and enjoy freedom with our families.

Happy 4th, Prehn family!

The Continuing Saga of a Mindless Mongoose

Mark Your Calanders! The greatest event since Mongoosapalooza will be taking place from 8:00 AM, July 1st to midnight, July 31st!

JUSTICE 4 Jr!

This month long celebration is by invite only, so you'll need to print this article if you wish to attend!

"This event will be to show the problems within the Macomb County Sheriff's Department when it comes to a person being able to call in a false claim of someone being a heroin dealer and how an innocent person was sent to prison because of a flawed legal system that does NOT protect the innocent. Macomb County and the Macomb County Prosecutor's office has a big problem on their hands and each minute that my son, Marty Prehn Jr. is incarcerated is $1,000 that gets paid to him for them violating his 1st, 4th, and 14th amendment rights with his personal freedom having been taken from him by psycho "confidential informants" by the names of Robin Heaps Williams of St. Clair Shores and Sean D. Fleming of Madison Heights, Michigan who both happen to be cyber stalkers who have been harassing and intimidating me for over a year now, my friends and my family in violation of Michigan statutes. Law enforcement refuses to press charges against these 2 emotionally and possibly mentally ill people. Why won't the Michigan Prosecutor's office or Anthony Wickersham reveal why Detective Justin Tyler Locker was removed from the COMET drug team back in 2006 and what was he arrested for besides a DUI? Was it drug possession or was it falsifying his narratives in ILLEGAL drug raids so that he could confiscate personal property from people he claimed where big time drug dealers in order to financially enrich himself. He is a DIRTY cop and needs to be invested by the Michigan State Police, the FBI, the Michigan Attorney General Bill Schuette and the Department of Justice. Much will be reveal regarding this case and what I and others uncovered when we advocated for and saved the life of Army Vet Jim Chism. I will even be sharing how I believe Donald Housey a probate court employee was MURDERED just prior to his federal blower lawsuit against fraud and corruption that was going on in the Macomb County Probate court PRIOR to the Honorable Judge Carl Marlinga taking over and having Kathryn George removed from the Probate Court and the issues that made Judge O'Sullivan decide to retire."

There is so much stupidity in this comment I'm almost speechless. Marty shows us once again just how clueless and full of crap he truly is. I'll start at the top and work my way down as we dissect this newest Marty manifesto. 

Marty starts by claiming his local sheriff's office has big problems. Once again he's charging them $1000 a minute for his son's incarceration. Despite the fact his son plead guilty to all the charges against him, Marty seems to think his son is innocent. What happened to the $1000 a minute he was adding up on his last pending lawsuit against the sheriff's department? Did he receive a settlement to stop the last lawsuit?

Next I'll cover the craziest claim in this latest spew. Sean D. Fleming and Robin Heaps Williams are the two "psycho confidential informants" that lied about Jr and caused his arrest. He complains about the sheriff not doing anything to them. What about the PPOs he already has against them? Wouldn't that be taking legal action against the "cyberstalkers" that have targeted the fine, upstanding Prehns? When Jr was arrested, Sean didn't even know who Marty was. I'd also like to remind our readers that six months ago, Robin was lending Marty gas money and defending him on Facebook - yet Marty claims she has been harassing him for over a year. What motive would they have for setting Jr up? Jr's legal problems, by the way, goes back since he was just a troubled teen with a piss-poor excuse for a father figure. His online rap sheet goes on forever it seems. I'd think if they were going to do something like that, they would do it to Marty first. At least Jr had an income, albeit illegally.

None of this matters, of course, because the whole bust was coordinated by the Mayor of Troy, Michigan in retaliation for Marty exposing him in another make-believe scandal and to interfere with Mongoosapalooza last August.

"Florence Iverson 

Fight on. All Politics Marty. Seems to be planned especially with your upcoming Hero Program. Whatever please take care of your health.

Like · 2 · Jul 14"

Next Marty completely slanders a sheriff's deputy. He accuses the man of making fake drug busts just so he can confiscate people's property and keep it for his personal gain. What could Jr have possibly bought with his Bridge Card that a man would risk his career and pension over?  He actually calls this man a dirty cop without one shred of evidence. Maybe Marty should research what libel and slander are instead of confusing his tot-like mind with deed restrictions and such.

Of course Marty can't comment about anything without throwing Dr Chism in the mix somehow. During Marty's supposed greatest achievement ever - when he pretty much pounded on his chest and brought his heart back to rhythm - he apparently uncovered a murder that was somehow set up by a judge.  His obligatory threats to file complaints and charges are a given. 

Stay tuned, CoMmies, as this serial is in the making...