I hope everyone was able to enjoy the various rants Marty provided us Friday. I know I laughed at him my entire weekend. As I'm sure everyone has already seen them, I'm not going to repost them here, as they are so slanderous against innocent people we're not going to propagate them any further than Marty's dead end and crippled Facebook page. They are available for viewing in comments on his Facebook page. He needs the readership a lot more than this blog does.
We can never be sure what sets Marty off and makes him spin his "Marty Moments"© but I hope it keeps happening. This latest batch was very entertaining. According to Marty, I'm once again his ex landlord's girlfriend. As is Marty's custom, he found a way to include something sexual in his idiotic spew. He posted a mug shot of a couple who were caught having sex on a sidewalk in front of a church in Oklahoma City and claimed I was the woman. He then proceeded to ridicule the woman's looks. Yes, believe it or not, Marty once again is critiquing another persons appearance. Maybe he should view the video of his latest City Council appearance and get a good look at himself. Buy a comb, you slob. "Homeless Chic"© is back and Marty is truly cutting edge!
Marty also made some accusations about Bridge Cards (Michigan food stamps), Robin's adult children, and financial fraud. The claims were typical Marty stupidity and there is no need to address them. He has obviously not only forgotten that his son is currently incarcerated but also that we all remember Jr's Facebook posts trying to sell his Bridge Card from the jail processing center before being locked up last year for failing to pay a single nickel in child support.
Of course no Marty meltdown would be complete without legal threats and claims of pending arrest. Marty, in another completely idiot claim, seems to think that a no contact order between him and his ex roommate applies to Guy, Robin and even me, your humble correspondent. They are not a part of his domestic violence case yet he still claims it will be used to prosecute them for an alleged retaliation eviction. Marty says it will all be addressed in district court at his next pre trial hearing. Apparently he also thinks there is some reason Robin will be held in contempt of court at a hearing she isn't involved in or even required to attend. Marty further claims that since more than six people are involved, federal racketeering charges apply. I wish he'd tell us which six people are involved in his case, as I can only find one in the court records. Regardless, that doesn't even come close to meeting the requirements for RICO. Wait for it: Somehow he'll tie this into Deed Restrictions for a restaurant parking lot.
My favorite post by Marty this weekend involved a movie clip from the film "End of Watch" of a police chase that ends with a shootout between the suspects and the police. This is Marty's comment about the video:
"This was a scene yesterday in Eastpointe, Michigan after some cyber stalkers came up to my vehicle and displayed a picture of my license plate on their cyber stalker hate group."
I can't figure out exactly what Marty is trying to claim here. Cyber stalkers came up to his vehicle? Wouldn't that make them just plain old stalkers? And why would they need to approach his vehicle to post a picture on this blog? Seems like it would be much easier for me to post to this blog while sitting at a PC, not running around a 7-11 parking lot. The best part of this is when Marty's own friends start pointing out various flaws in the video he posted. Finally his absolute stupidity became too much for his own friends to stomach.
The quote above is just a small excerpt from a much longer rant. It's so moronic that I'm not going to waste time on it. Typical Marty - getting a cop fired, death threats, more eviction spew, and inspection claims that are obviously all just Marty lies. Pretty much exactly what you would expect from a good Marty rant. I will give him props, however, for getting around his Facebook posting suspension by simply sharing irrelevant articles and videos and adding his ridiculous commentary.
As Marty's next day in court approaches, I can't wait to see what complete idiocy he spews the next few days. That will then be followed by a few days of silence after, once again, all of his claims are proven to be exactly what they are. More dumb ass lies from Marty Prehn.
