Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Marty Prehn's Hump Day Histrionics©!



As our readers here at CoM well know, we love a good old fashioned Marty meltdown. As much as we enjoyed Flameout Friday©, Marty put it to shame Wednesday morning. Marty produced a rant for the ages which can only be classified as our very first Hump Day Histrionic©! The sheer mass of his spew is so overwhelming that it can't possibly be covered in one article. We will start with this opening load of crap for now:

Marty Prehn 3:23am · Edited · "The same can be said of my father's remains as my emotionally disturbed sister from Colorado conspired with the girlfriend of the landlord's son in St. Clair Shores and bought my father's ashes from her to take back to Colorado. They were stolen from the home that I was renting and were illegally obtained via a retaliation eviction on March 1, 2014. This is known as a fraud by conversion and is a federal felony and carries a 10 year prison sentence not to mention the removal of a cremated body across state lines. Time for the FBI to get involved in both cases." 

As you can see by the time stamp on this comment, Marty got off to an early start. Perhaps Linda's horse-like snoring kept him awake, or he was up late giving browser use lessons to Florence in exchange for his monthly check. It seems that Marty is once again calling for the FBI to pursue his sister for doing what any good child and legal representative would do with a parent's remains. While he's bringing in his big gun coworkers again, he includes his alleged retaliation eviction as a logical additional bonus charge for them to jump on . Last time I checked, the FBI really doesn't get involved in civil matters, especially when they involve a roomful of garbage and, let's be honest here, it's really just another one of his delusions and the total dollar amount that could possibly be ascribed to it is a few hundred bucks - and Marty owes it to his former landlord! You would think a retired FBI Special Agent would know that. 

Of course this little spew is tame by Marty standards. He could type that one handed while cramming cold pizza in his face with the other. But have no fear, he was just getting started: 

Marty Prehn "My estranged sister's name is Marlene Nelson-Rhoades and the landlord's names are Augustina and Giovani Moceri and their son's name is Gaetano (Guy) Moceri and his girlfriend's name is Robin Heaps Williams. TMZ has contacted me and wants to come and do a sit down interview with me to discuss how a simple domestic violence situation on December 22, 2013 has expanded out to several federal felonies that will cause the landlord's son to be deported back to his birth origin of Sicily for a felony conviction. Other than emotionally and possibly mentally ill people who does stuff like this? Edited · Like · 1 · Today at 3:49am" 

Yes, you read that right, he said TMZ, the TV gossip show and website, wanted to interview him. The local media just isn't big enough for a man as great as Marty. No mere newspaper story can capture the star power of the Mongoose. He needs a crew that will chase the story, get the dirt and take the pictures! I'm sure TMZ is going to add a True Crimes Against Idiots segment to its show. They could squeeze it in between Kim Kardashian's latest ass picture and a backstage interview with Carrot Top! I only hope Linda is prepared for the sure to follow paparazzi crush in front of her apartment. Carquest will be the media center of Eastpointe after the story of Marty's skipping out on his rent - I mean "retaliation eviction" - hits the national late night star chasing scene. The best part of this rant is the end: 

"Other than emotionally and possibly mentally ill people who does stuff like this?" 


I'll answer your question Marty. Only mentally ill idiots would possibly claim TMZ has contacted a loser nobody in Detroit about your BS story. I'm glad you finally figured out what your problem is. Admitting it is the first step. Next step would be to seek treatment for your various mental ailments. 

Stay tuned CoMmies. There is so much more to cover, but your humble correspondent feels the overwhelming need to shower after reading his crap.



47 comments:

  1. TMZ? It's about to come on in my area! Should I set it to record?
    Bwahahahahahahahahaha

    Some kind people salvaged the elder Mr Prehn's remains, finally reuniting them with his beloved wife! Thank you to them!
    What kind of filth spews about abandoning their father's remains? The same filth that has repeatedly LIED about his employment as a Special Agent for various 3 letter US Gov't LE agencies! Filth!
    Knowing that his parents' remains are together, that his siblings care about his parents' final wishes and his siblings' ability to succeed in life literally keep him up at night. Good.
    Thank you, Bob!
    Love to Marlene!
    Waving to Robin & Guy!

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  2. Wow ... I'm actually speechless. how is this Whackadoodle still free to roam the streets of Eastpointe?

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    1. Roam?
      More like slithering.

      What really grosses me out? A female allows it to stay with her! Has anyone actually seen her recently? Is she still accounted for? I wouldn't put anything past MongMoose!
      I seriously want to know if she is 'ok'.

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  3. Aagent DoucheCanoe sure is keeping vampire hours, isn't he?
    Busy spinning his lies ALL night!
    Does he not know how to tag his Messiah on Facebook? He makes loooooong ass posts devoted to brown nosing BigVexi, but never tags him! Why? I wonder if BigVexi knows he's scheduled to spend 2 days with the MongMoose? That BigVexi asked MongMoose to 'testify'?
    TMZ will probably make that the headliner for today's edition.

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  4. I'm still trying to figure out how Marty is trying to justify abandoning his belongings, yet taking some, would constitute any kind of theft. He took the things that were important to him, and bolted. That's it. Those other things he left behind, when he vacated, obviously meant nothing to him. Including the ashes he probably forgot he had. Only after the post here showing how they were discovered amongst the rubble and trash, were they saved and given to loving people who would know how to care for them, and honor the life that was.

    By Marty's actions here, it shows that his parents meant nothing to him. No normal, loving child would leave, abandon, and treat with such disregard a deceased parents remains. I bet he got his beloved "statue" before skipping out. He probably had his poor father stuffed in a box, over in the corner of the room, with old fast food wrappers draped around the area, dirty socks, various news papers he used for hunting for free food festivities throughout the town.

    Nope, not one person of sound mind would have left them behind. Now, to think that he can use his clear lack of respect, his outright despicable behavior to falsely accuse the good hearts of those who did the right things of "crimes" is unbelievable. It's past time that the Moose man Marty, be held accountable for all the shit he's done to people.

    This blog is exposing the truth behind the lies of the Elder Abuser, and all those who aided and abetted him, and for that, I applaud you. No one is taking a stand except the people here. Hopefully in the near future, LE or someone in the Judicial System or Psych ward will take over.

    It would be fun to see his face plastered all over TMZ as the nutjob of the century, namedropping, and cyber-stalking celebrities by emailing them or posting his "conversations" with them, asking them to attend fictitious functions or begging them to invite him on their shows, looking for donations of some kind. Always looking for a free hand out, that is his pattern, and lie, lie, lie.

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    1. Just an FYI. The statue, a reminder of a family vacation with Marty's parents, was also left behind. But he did remember to grab his Hustler magazine collection!

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    2. NO! He didn't leave that "Prized" possession behind too? Oh, see, all the things he claims are so "Important" to him, he just tossed aside, but managed to grab other possessions.

      How can he cry about his choice to abandon things at all? First things you pack are the things you love, you cherish, and keep them safe. Next, you take the rest of your shit, double and triple check to make sure you've got it all, and leave. Nope, that stuff was trash to him.

      Trying to cry now, because he was exposed for being the lowlife, disgusting, trash collecting hoarder who chose to leave behind the things that weren't important enough to take with him when he left. Nope. Doesn't make a case for "theft" or "crimes." Makes a case for a piece of shit, who lied about everything, his entire life, uses and abuses people, takes advantage of the kindness of others, and then spits in their faces.
      Karma Marty, Karma. It's coming...

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    3. I think it illuminates the fact that he trashes everything, everyone and every place he touches...

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  5. Marty really needs to get some meds. He's been ranting for days and each new rant makes less sense than the one before.

    Thanks Florence Iverson. This just goes to show the general public just how stupid some people are. This is private 1st class mail that you sent to me and in the retaliation eviction by personal belongings, clothing, intellectual property, legal documents in locked brief cases were broken into and read and have not been post on the internet all without my permission. The US Post Master General's office in Washington has been contacted as this is considered mail tampering and possession of stolen intellectual property. There are only 5 people that had access to this information and they would be 1. John DiNardo the other roommate who is a defendant in a domestic violence case where he assaulted me. 2. Gaetano "guy" Moceri who claims to be the acting agent for his mother 3 Augustina Moceri and 4. father Giovanni aka John Moceri who are the owner's of this unregistered rental property. 5. Girlfriend and or fiancƩ" Robin Heaps Williams who thinks she is the female version of Johnny Cockrun when in reality she doesn't even know Jack Schitt and finally 6 My estranged sister Marlene Nelson-Rhodes who bought my father's ashes that were stolen from me and sold to my emotionally disturbed sister for between $400 and $500. I will have to assume that she has also stolen other intellectual property including the legal documents regarding the lawsuit by the Sunshine Bay Dock Association of whom she is friends with and the legal documents the were evidence in an upcoming lawsuit against her and the other sibling's and attorney's and 2 probate Judges who VIOLATED both my mother's and my 1st, 4th and 14th amendment rights. Truth be told this emotionally disturbed sibling did me a REALLY HUGE favor as now I can have my father and mother's wishes and Last Wills and Testament filed with the Macomb County Probate court and have a case file opened to establish that the Colorado Probate Court usurped their authority and violated my parents wishes and financially exploited my mother who was already to be determined a vulnerable adult. Any and all documents had previously been scanned and put on flash drive and an affidavit signed confirming that I was in possession of both my father and mother's inked copies of their Wills and the evidence that I had against my sister and other siblings to establish that they conspired against me and were involved in fraud and racketeering for financial gain. and 7. Marlene Nelson-Rhodes's current husband with whom she was having an extra marital affair. His name is Terri Rhoades. He also has a relative that lives in the Metro Detroit area. Much more to share with the public and law enforcement to the motives of these illegal activities. Several of the above mentioned people will be brough before a Federal Grand Jury in Detroit and charged with serious federal crimes that when convicted will put them in federal prison for up to 20 years plus full restitution.

    "Only 5 people...." Then Marty lists 7 people. That high level BJU math on display again!

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    1. Yes, he absolutely does need medication. His rants are escalating and you can tell his desperation to cover his lies, in his slanderous comments. His anger is really taking over, which could mean it won't be long until he does something to harm himself or someone else. There has been enough Marty spew showing how uncontrollable he is, posted here. When he does snap? I sure don't want to read, "we had no idea he was this unstable" coming from his few associates. (I won't even say friends, because friends wouldn't stand by and watch a friend melt down like this, without seeking help for them)

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    2. Poor Marty. Looks like Flo is imagining things again.

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      Marty Prehn
      Screen shot, save as and a printed copy of their postal crimes. Florence did you give the Moceri's or Guy's fiance or Marlene Nelson-Rhoades permission to post your home address on fb or the internet?
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      Flo can't even figure out how to view more than one article on this blog, how could she possibly figure out how to screen shot something?

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    3. "Florence Iverson I did not.
      Like · 11 minutes ago"

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    4. She didn't what? Forget to send Marty's allowance? Lose the cat again? Forget what day it was? Get lost again at the grocery store?

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    5. Change diaper.

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    6. Set her DVR to record TMZ. So she can see Marty talk about "his good works"?

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    7. No disrespect to the eldery and sick, but Flo obviously shouldn't be left alone.

      If her family actually cared about her, they'd take her checkbook and computer...

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    8. LOL, he was so busy trying to convince her of the "wrong doings" of others, bragging about how we would implicate ourselves, he actually admitted she does send him money.

      She's clearly got some kind of mental issues if she won't read anything but what he says. He is a liar. Not one thing he tells her is true, yet she blindly believes every word.

      Shame on the Oakley's, the Marcia's, and the others who won't even put a message over to Flo and warn her. Don't want to be bothered, yet will stand by and watch Prehn swindle money from another elderly woman.

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    9. Marty is such a joke. He's claiming someone posted something that proves a "postal crime" was committed. Then he claims 4 different people could have committed the heinous act and that he reported it. Did he report all 4 of these people? Who actually did it and if something was actually posted, posting a picture of abandonded trash is not a "postal crime". That's why you shred anything you don't want made public before you throw it away.

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    10. Ha the only person I've seen post an address / personal info is Marty

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  6. is there going to be food August 5th? At the ANTI CYBER deal?

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    1. Well, Big vexi always demanded free food when he showed up places. I'm remembering a "Subway" request and "Pie." We all know Marty maps out the free food spots, so it's a good guess to say, he will gladly accommodate Big Vexi's arrival with a plotted out tour for free food. If there aren't any freebee's around, I'm sure Big Vexi can dust off his, "I'll put you in my round America book, if you give us free food" story.

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    2. I'm pretty sure Marty is holding this event in the 7-11 parking lot. I assume there will be Slim Jims for all 3 of the people who show up.

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    3. He's gotta steal them again, first...

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  7. Um Marty a Grand Jury is only held for the worse of the worst case some how your false case does not seem to meet this standard. rant and rave all you want nothing is going to happen. So please do us all a favor and file your false police report so we can at the least have you charged with a misdemeanor . You sure are one wacked out S.O.B You need to go back over the last 4 years of your rants and see what your slander and liable and anti social rants are, You have done far worse than anyone you whine about on here. Why don't you try and work a full time job THAT JOB WORKect you will find less time to spew your stupid dribble.Time to step out of the 5th grade school yard and stop being a sissy boy// Ma Dad there picking on me WAAAAAHAAAA. Marty man up and Linda may just have a lil bit of respect for you, she is your last chance for a woman. You need to be kissing Linda butt and less time sniveling on the internet.

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    1. Oh and just so you know Marty when the boss cut your hours at work next to none he wants you to quit so he does not have to pay un employment your not very smart at all special agent.

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    2. Yup, eventually, MongMoose will be on that work schedule for an hour a day, just to make it too troublesome.
      It is truly astounding that an adult has put on the internet the outright lies MongMoose has! He's been a special agent for various elite Federal law enforcement agencies, he's been on the Secret Service detail for President Reagan, he even was allowed to take his father to the Berlin Wall being ceremonially torn down! Yet, he is a part-time employee of an auto parts store? Bawahahahahaha!
      I find it especially hilarious that he's going to go onto the legal record as to taking an ass whooping from another, much smaller man in his own home! What screams "I am a a pussy" more than THAT? MongMoose that is so fierce as to have protected a US President is a victim of domestic violence? Bawahahahahaha! That is funny shit right there!
      Ol' Marty is a real badass!!! He can't defend himself, he can't support himself and he's a pathological LIAR! He doesn't even qualify for POS (piece of shit) anymore! He & BigVexi are certainly the dynamic internet duo for un-manliness!
      That Linda broad musta been some kinda drunk/high/roofied to end up with MongMoose as her shack-up companion! Gag a maggot! It really is no mystery why Jr used drugs! I can only imagine the shitty life he had growing up...

      #SaveBitchSlappedMartyPrehn
      #PrehnAndWindsorVsTheWorld
      #CallingAllCourtWatchers
      #SpecialAagentNOT
      #gigglegigglegigglegiggle

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    3. And that's just for starters/! @1:48 What I gather not confirmed we shall see tho / there was no fist or anyone got hurt in the assault in the mongoose love shack, Like I have said 5th grade sissy boy he acts like.

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    4. Yep no lumps bumps bruising blood black eye ect. just what had happened that day....IT May get thru out of court that's if Marty survives the horse snickering.

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    5. I will try and grasp this a 5ft5 man kicked a chair on rollers that was mad @ Marty for steeling his money, this is the dv case ? Then the agent has to go and prove how tough he is and pick on a 14 year old a girl at that? then that was not keeping him busy so he had to yell at a 9 year old in the library .what will me next from the agent goose shooting at cars from an overpass ?He is melting down he will do something he is getting worse.

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  8. ###

    FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

    AMI TO BUY CoM

    American Media Inc., the publisher of the National Enquirer, has tendered an offer to purchase The Chronicles of Marty.  Terms of the offer were not disclosed but analysts estimate a cash and stock offer in excess of $1.5 million.

    AMI's CEO David Pecker, stated  — a “non-binding letter of intent with certain investors” to buy all its outstanding stock — in a regulatory filing on Wednesday.

    Most of the deal’s value is based on the  enormous popularity the startup blog enjoys and it's apparent ability to attract readers and, subsequently, advertisers.

    It is the first time that Pecker’s AMI has ventured into such an endeavor.

    AMI - which also publishes Star, The Globe, Men’s Fitness, Shape, Ok! and other titles - believes certain synergies can be found in adding CoM to it's portfolio.

    AMI has been hit by the recent bankruptcy of magazine wholesaler Source Interlink. AMI’s supermarket tabloids rely heavily on newsstand sales — as do its celeb weeklies — and feels that it needs to expand more aggressively into the blogosphere.

    Under the pending deal, bank lender JPMorgan Chase agreed to a standby letter of credit.

    In a move that surprised some media watchers, CEO Pecker will remain in place, although the editorial staff of CoM will continue for the foreseeable future.

      ###

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    1. Sweeeeeeeeeet!
      Congrats!
      We (your loyal readers are so pleased & proud for you!)

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  9. i seen that release on msnbc and fox business news

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    1. I'm not sure where that came from but, make the check payable to Robert Cookout III........

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  10. That's nice good going.

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  11. How does MVZ fit into all this and is he bringing his TMZ camera crew when he slaps the cuffs on her?

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  12. I see the phone number for TMZ and then noticed the local TV station in the right corner which is based on location. Screw up much Robert Cookout? Haha! Lol!

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  13. Its quiet today maybe the agent not so smart got into some KAOS with agent 99 doing the 69 eww we can just hope he does not try to sell the vids to a BBW porn site yucky.

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  14. No one needs to "slap the cuffs" on MVZ, her own father already did!

    http://www.bustedmugshots.com/colorado/longmont/megan-vanzelfden/132956631

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    1. Why do people keep posting old information? 2013? Really? SMH
      so childish.

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    2. Some people are just not able to let go of their past or a grudge. Reeks of desperation for revenge.

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    3. Awww, Balloon Fretty still fretting and stewing? Pathetic bitch. She really should'a hooked up with Farty instead of Linda. They're perfect for each other. They can pick off each other's fleas and share in each others disgusting fetishes. Although they might argue over who's the biggest liar of the two, but I'm pretty sure they can learn to take turns.

      Fretty and Farty. Awwww!!

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  15. More attractive? MVZ have you looked in the mirror lately? And now I know you are deranged if you seriously believe that you are less crazy than anyone. Maybe you will show up in the Oakland County Courtroom when your partner in crime Sean D. Fleming is found GUILTY of cyber stalking and implicate you as the mastermind of the Joey is a little kid HATE blog group. At least your father did not commit suicide after someone posting on YOUR hate blog pages accused her father of sexually molesting her. Is it any wonder that she is a complete whack job like yourself. I hear you and Marlene Nelson-Rhoades and RHP III have become best buddies. What is the name of that group? WHACKO's ARE US?

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    1. That MVZ's mugshot is waaaaaaaay more attractive than Balloon Betty, Marty and his girlfriend all combined.
      I don't know who MVZ is or what her connection is, if any. I'll have to go back to read. Knowing enough about Marty? No connection at all!

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    2. I remember now! That's the chick that Balloon Betty's husband dumped her for! No wonder! hahaha!

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    3. H e must be on Lindas phone or works p/c the Eastpointe library does not open till noon today. Now its good you grew some ball and posted under your name do you have anything important to say Marty?

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    4. Eh, I guess he lost connection, huh?
      Maybe visiting Jr? Nah.

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