As our readers here at CoM well know, we love a good old fashioned Marty meltdown. As much as we enjoyed Flameout Friday©, Marty put it to shame Wednesday morning. Marty produced a rant for the ages which can only be classified as our very first Hump Day Histrionic©! The sheer mass of his spew is so overwhelming that it can't possibly be covered in one article. We will start with this opening load of crap for now:
Marty Prehn 3:23am · Edited · "The same can be said of my father's remains as my emotionally disturbed sister from Colorado conspired with the girlfriend of the landlord's son in St. Clair Shores and bought my father's ashes from her to take back to Colorado. They were stolen from the home that I was renting and were illegally obtained via a retaliation eviction on March 1, 2014. This is known as a fraud by conversion and is a federal felony and carries a 10 year prison sentence not to mention the removal of a cremated body across state lines. Time for the FBI to get involved in both cases."
As you can see by the time stamp on this comment, Marty got off to an early start. Perhaps Linda's horse-like snoring kept him awake, or he was up late giving browser use lessons to Florence in exchange for his monthly check. It seems that Marty is once again calling for the FBI to pursue his sister for doing what any good child and legal representative would do with a parent's remains. While he's bringing in his big gun coworkers again, he includes his alleged retaliation eviction as a logical additional bonus charge for them to jump on . Last time I checked, the FBI really doesn't get involved in civil matters, especially when they involve a roomful of garbage and, let's be honest here, it's really just another one of his delusions and the total dollar amount that could possibly be ascribed to it is a few hundred bucks - and Marty owes it to his former landlord! You would think a retired FBI Special Agent would know that.
Of course this little spew is tame by Marty standards. He could type that one handed while cramming cold pizza in his face with the other. But have no fear, he was just getting started:
Marty Prehn "My estranged sister's name is Marlene Nelson-Rhoades and the landlord's names are Augustina and Giovani Moceri and their son's name is Gaetano (Guy) Moceri and his girlfriend's name is Robin Heaps Williams. TMZ has contacted me and wants to come and do a sit down interview with me to discuss how a simple domestic violence situation on December 22, 2013 has expanded out to several federal felonies that will cause the landlord's son to be deported back to his birth origin of Sicily for a felony conviction. Other than emotionally and possibly mentally ill people who does stuff like this? Edited · Like · 1 · Today at 3:49am"
Yes, you read that right, he said TMZ, the TV gossip show and website, wanted to interview him. The local media just isn't big enough for a man as great as Marty. No mere newspaper story can capture the star power of the Mongoose. He needs a crew that will chase the story, get the dirt and take the pictures! I'm sure TMZ is going to add a True Crimes Against Idiots segment to its show. They could squeeze it in between Kim Kardashian's latest ass picture and a backstage interview with Carrot Top! I only hope Linda is prepared for the sure to follow paparazzi crush in front of her apartment. Carquest will be the media center of Eastpointe after the story of Marty's skipping out on his rent - I mean "retaliation eviction" - hits the national late night star chasing scene. The best part of this rant is the end:
"Other than emotionally and possibly mentally ill people who does stuff like this?"
I'll answer your question Marty. Only mentally ill idiots would possibly claim TMZ has contacted a loser nobody in Detroit about your BS story. I'm glad you finally figured out what your problem is. Admitting it is the first step. Next step would be to seek treatment for your various mental ailments.
Stay tuned CoMmies. There is so much more to cover, but your humble correspondent feels the overwhelming need to shower after reading his crap.
Marty Prehn 3:23am · Edited · "The same can be said of my father's remains as my emotionally disturbed sister from Colorado conspired with the girlfriend of the landlord's son in St. Clair Shores and bought my father's ashes from her to take back to Colorado. They were stolen from the home that I was renting and were illegally obtained via a retaliation eviction on March 1, 2014. This is known as a fraud by conversion and is a federal felony and carries a 10 year prison sentence not to mention the removal of a cremated body across state lines. Time for the FBI to get involved in both cases."
As you can see by the time stamp on this comment, Marty got off to an early start. Perhaps Linda's horse-like snoring kept him awake, or he was up late giving browser use lessons to Florence in exchange for his monthly check. It seems that Marty is once again calling for the FBI to pursue his sister for doing what any good child and legal representative would do with a parent's remains. While he's bringing in his big gun coworkers again, he includes his alleged retaliation eviction as a logical additional bonus charge for them to jump on . Last time I checked, the FBI really doesn't get involved in civil matters, especially when they involve a roomful of garbage and, let's be honest here, it's really just another one of his delusions and the total dollar amount that could possibly be ascribed to it is a few hundred bucks - and Marty owes it to his former landlord! You would think a retired FBI Special Agent would know that.
Of course this little spew is tame by Marty standards. He could type that one handed while cramming cold pizza in his face with the other. But have no fear, he was just getting started:
Marty Prehn "My estranged sister's name is Marlene Nelson-Rhoades and the landlord's names are Augustina and Giovani Moceri and their son's name is Gaetano (Guy) Moceri and his girlfriend's name is Robin Heaps Williams. TMZ has contacted me and wants to come and do a sit down interview with me to discuss how a simple domestic violence situation on December 22, 2013 has expanded out to several federal felonies that will cause the landlord's son to be deported back to his birth origin of Sicily for a felony conviction. Other than emotionally and possibly mentally ill people who does stuff like this? Edited · Like · 1 · Today at 3:49am"
Yes, you read that right, he said TMZ, the TV gossip show and website, wanted to interview him. The local media just isn't big enough for a man as great as Marty. No mere newspaper story can capture the star power of the Mongoose. He needs a crew that will chase the story, get the dirt and take the pictures! I'm sure TMZ is going to add a True Crimes Against Idiots segment to its show. They could squeeze it in between Kim Kardashian's latest ass picture and a backstage interview with Carrot Top! I only hope Linda is prepared for the sure to follow paparazzi crush in front of her apartment. Carquest will be the media center of Eastpointe after the story of Marty's skipping out on his rent - I mean "retaliation eviction" - hits the national late night star chasing scene. The best part of this rant is the end:
"Other than emotionally and possibly mentally ill people who does stuff like this?"
I'll answer your question Marty. Only mentally ill idiots would possibly claim TMZ has contacted a loser nobody in Detroit about your BS story. I'm glad you finally figured out what your problem is. Admitting it is the first step. Next step would be to seek treatment for your various mental ailments.
Stay tuned CoMmies. There is so much more to cover, but your humble correspondent feels the overwhelming need to shower after reading his crap.
