The Golgothan - also referred to as a "shit demon" or "excremental" - is a vile creature composed of human excrement. It was brought into existence from the pain and misery of the people of Golgotha who were put to death by crucification and given form by the waste excreted by the victims upon death. Its stench is unbearable and can diminish a person's will to fight, causing most to flee from it.
Today was the date for the all important Elder Fraud presentation held in Troy Michigan. Marty has been hyping his appearance at this event for weeks now. He could never get the name right and called it an Elder Abuse summit but who are we to criticize? The following is a list of the Top Fifteen things Marty was overheard saying at the event:
15. "No, that's a different Marty Prehn."
14. "I'll have the national media cover your story."
13. "I'm a member of NASAGA."
12. "I'm having dinner with POTUS Easter Sunday."
11. "The people I work with in the FBI, CIA, DOJ..."
10. "No I'm not with that fat lady, she's just my ride."
9. "Yes I'm with the FBI, can't you tell from the hat I'm wearing."
8. "My bullet proof vest adds 40 pounds."
7. "When they're that old and bedridden, you don't have to feed them often."
6. "They will all be in federal prison soon."
5. "Like my good friend..."
4. "Please don't Google my name, I have jealous haters."
3. "It was either 79 or 80 when Ronny and I made history."
2. "I'm here to help, do you have PayPal?"
And the number one most overheard Marty comment at today's event was:
"Are you going to finish that?"
15. "No, that's a different Marty Prehn."
14. "I'll have the national media cover your story."
13. "I'm a member of NASAGA."
12. "I'm having dinner with POTUS Easter Sunday."
11. "The people I work with in the FBI, CIA, DOJ..."
10. "No I'm not with that fat lady, she's just my ride."
9. "Yes I'm with the FBI, can't you tell from the hat I'm wearing."
8. "My bullet proof vest adds 40 pounds."
7. "When they're that old and bedridden, you don't have to feed them often."
6. "They will all be in federal prison soon."
5. "Like my good friend..."
4. "Please don't Google my name, I have jealous haters."
3. "It was either 79 or 80 when Ronny and I made history."
2. "I'm here to help, do you have PayPal?"
And the number one most overheard Marty comment at today's event was:
"Are you going to finish that?"
If any more of our readers were at the event today, feel free to add anything you might have overheard Marty saying.
Lol, was he the "Keynote" Speaker like he lied and said he was going to be?
ReplyDelete"I'd like to say a few words..."
Delete"Can I have your fat?
ReplyDelete"Nancy so loved my dimples..."
ReplyDelete"Wanna take a spin in Air Force One with me?"
ReplyDelete"Did anyone catch me on Let it Rip?"
ReplyDelete"I've lined my jacket's pockets with cellophane in case they serve soup..."
ReplyDelete"I'm up for adoption"
ReplyDelete"Like I told my friend Paula Deen, I'm dying..."
ReplyDelete"Are these butter patties free?"
ReplyDelete"Are you going to eat that"
ReplyDeleteCover me while I pee in this plant.
DeleteI didn't say all those things about the Troy police and Dane Slater. It was MVZ posing as me!
DeleteI believe in the 5 minute rule. Anyone have a napkin?
DeleteI have heard that during the lunch part someone was missing their dentures and that there was a confrontation over a dinner roll and some got bit. I heard that there was a lockdown and that they had to examine all the people who had dentures or teeth to see who bit. I heard that marty then said he had a friend who is an expert dentist. So he got on his phone but before he got ahold of him him it was all over and they found the woman's teeth.
ReplyDelete"Excuse me while I go to the sewing box..."
ReplyDelete"DO YOU BELIEVE "
ReplyDelete"I'd ask you to pose with my souvenir statue, but it was thrown out with the rest of my trash by my landlord when I skipped out on my rent... "
ReplyDeleteThat's my cake Linda, get your own.
ReplyDelete"That's not really blubber fat around my waist, belly, arms, legs, neck,butt and face ... I'm just retaining water .. damn Water Pills, but I have to take em to keep my Ticker, Tocking"
ReplyDelete"Dane, I really have been looking forward to meeting you, I have a hate group on Facebook that posted those terrible accusations about you .. personally I'd lick your boots if you'd let me. "
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean it's not a buffet? Thank goodness I have a wake to attend after this.
ReplyDelete"Mr.Slater, could you deputize me so I can provide security for you ? I already have a "Special Agent" hat. " please, oh please !!
ReplyDelete"Does anyone else see a message from Terri Schiavo in the Jello mold?"
ReplyDeleteLet's do this again next month. I promise I'll get Ellen to M/C and Bob Segar to perform... "
ReplyDelete"This event will be historic as a national task force is now being put into place in order to find Justice for my mother and give a purpose to the sacrifice of her life that she had to make because of GREED and jealously of my family members and a corrupt probate system out in Colorado Springs, Colorado in El Paso County with Magistrate Barbara Hughes and Magistrate Robin Chittum and 6 unethical attorney's, a court appointed conservator and my estranged brothers Dick, Gary and Paul and their spouses and my 2 sisters Shirley Jean Ellis and Marlene Prehn-Nelson-Rhoades and their spouses. This case will be getting national media attention and I believe that several if not all involved will be going to jail for conspiracy, fraud, extortion, financial exploitation of a vulnerable adult and contributing to the death (murder) by starvation of my dear mother Bernice "Jean" Prehn"
ReplyDelete"There are 40,000 reasons or the $40,000 that went missing under Captain Dane Slater's watch. It is VERY interesting that is was drug forfeiture money that went missing. How much do you want to bet that Dane Slater and Detective Justin Locke are friends and why my son was the victim of an illegalsearch on his rental property and had his freedom and liberty and constitutional rights taken from him for almosty 3 weeks. Trust me someone will be going to jail and I do not believe that it will ne my son."
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Marty wants to change this statement now that his son pled guilty? He gets sentenced the 24th.
DeleteWhen is Jesse Jackson scheduled to march on the courthouse?
DeleteYou know, he said his son is Macomb County's Trayvon Martin...
DeleteHe wasn't read his Miranda Rights, never had a valid search warrant, cops planted evidence AND they didn't feed the dog...
DeleteStill waiting for Specail Agent Prehn's "Press Release" and documented copy, vid of his speech he gave yesterday at this event, as he promised he'd be posting.
ReplyDeleteIt's been more than 24 hours. I'm wondering if he even went. He knows he's not too popular in Troy, Michigan and that there's plenty of evidence that he's the sort they're warning seniors about.
DeleteYou'll have to wait until Marty can find pics posted by someone else on Facebook. Then he'll share them and tell all about how he was just out of camera view wearing his Special Agent hat.
Delete"My body is a temple. My God is Ronald McDonald... "
ReplyDeleteI wonder how the big dinner at the casino went?
ReplyDeleteIt went just like his "I need a hero" event. Or his appearance on Ellen, Let it Rip, or his personal escort of the paroled soldier. IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!
DeleteYou're almost sounding like Marty is a liar or something?
DeleteToday was Mrs Prehn's birthday. Marty made no mention of it, probably because he didn't remember. I bet he can tell you the exact date and time he was removed from her bank account though!
ReplyDeleteSad. She's his whole Elder Abuse platform.
DeleteAt least he couldn't abandon her ashes with his trash.
(((Hugs))) to Ms Marlene & her other siblings & loved ones~
Delete❥ to Marlene~
LOLOLOLOOLOL "SAME MARTY BS,DIFFERENT DAY" =
ReplyDeleteMarty Prehn - Greed and the love of money are the root of all evil Florence. There will be prosecutions in my mother's case and will be handled in federal court as a seminal case to set an example across the country for those who dare to do physical, emotional or financial harm to vulnerable adults like my mother and then use a corrupt court system to try to justify their selfish and illegal actions
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Does this mean they are going to prosecute Marty for what he did to his mother, including his outright theft of her assets? Everyone except Flo knows what he did.
DeleteLOL, HERE'S MARTY PRETENDING HE WAS AT FRIDAY'S EVENT "on Kevin Deitz's (reporter) page ...........................................................................Marty Prehn Hey Kevin- we missed you at the Elder Abuse Conference with myself and Gina and Asst. uS Attorney Barb McQuade in Troy, Michigan on Friday. It was a GREAT event with over 200 attendees. 2 hrs · Like · 1
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Kevin Dietz - Marty Prehn - we got a camera there around noon.. Great interviews with Troy chief of police US Attorney and Oakland County prosecutor 2 hrs · Like · 2
Marty Prehn Kevin can you send me the link?
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Marty Prehn I talked to the cameraman and was told that you would be coming. Sorry I missed you. Just make sure to come to the next one in SCS.
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ha, ha like this reporter is going to send Fatty the link ... ha, ha ROTFLMAO
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