Marty Prehn Comes Through For Us

As we approach the end of another weekend I have to admit, I'm disappointed in our favorite super hero. Not a single post from The Elder Avenger about his great triumph at Friday's "Elder Abuse" summit. 

Experience tells all of us Marty would never attend an event without photo bombing everyone in attendance. Why haven't we had the pleasure of seeing his smiling face in the background of pics from this event? Has Hula Helen been too busy this weekend to convert his pics sent to her in text messages into email so he can post them? 

Marty was supposed to be a keynote speaker this past Friday. He claimed he would be discussing his mother's case as well as his historic participation in the Dr Chism case. Why didn't Mrs Mongoose post a video of Marty "saying a few words" immediately on her Facebook? I would think this speech would be far more important than the drunken ramblings from the VFW she posted with great pride recently. 

What about the national task force against elder abuse that Marty is going to lead? Wasn't this luncheon supposed to be it's great introduction? I would think the press would have wanted to record this historic beginning to such an important task force, including pictures of Marty front and center wearing a T-shirt under a sports coat that's two sizes too small?

As the weekend slowly passed I became worried that Marty's trip into enemy territory had resulted in something terrible for the Mongoose. Then Saturday night we received a reassuring gift from Marty that showed that all was well and nothing had changed. He provided us with another completely idiotic comment on Big Vexi's page:

"Marty Prehn Based on a phone call by This same Sean Fleming the Troy Police department has opened a case file on him as they believe he is unstable and was telling them that I was a threat and a terrorist and left his telephone number with them and provided copies of text messages from me that also showed his IP address and his stupidity as he did not know that back in the 90's I worked with the sgt. that he called and talked to and that I also know the Troy police Chief back when I worked at Oakland Mall. Everyone in law enforcement was made aware of the verbal and written threats that this ACME boy wonder has made against both XXXX XXXXXXX and myself. This includes the Oakland County Prosecuting Attorney's office, the DOJ the FBI and the SPECIAL AGENT with the Secret Service. Sean Fleming has shown how much of an ass he is. A true disgrace to the uniform. I wonder why Sean does not reveal the REAL reason that he is no longer in the military and the reason for his divorce."
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As usual Marty's stupidity oozes from this comment. I find it very amusing anytime Marty comments on someone's mental state. What is it about him that makes him believe he's an expert on mental issues? Is it because he suffers from so many he's able to spot them in others now?

Marty seems to think because he learned how to type the acronym "IP" that now it's another tool he can threaten people with. Why would someone else's IP be attached to text Marty sent? He should learn more about IP's than just how to spell it. 

Of course no spew by Marty would be complete without including all the 3 letter agencies he has told about his target. Not to mention he can't help but include his all caps SPECIAL AGENT in any rant he posts. I did notice he decided to add the Secret Service to his list this time. Were they added because of Marty's close ties to the present and past presidents? Are they now going after anyone who makes Marty mad because he's become so important to national security? Or is it because he saw something on TV about them last week and he managed to remember the agency's name during his latest rant?