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"It's Coming..."

Marty, You're Still An Idiot

Another Hate-Filled Mongoose Christmas On Tap

The Holiday Season is now upon us and shifting into high gear. The Christmas excitement has begun as people get into the holiday spirit. This happens to be our favorite time of year here at CoM because we love Marty's special brand of holiday cheer. When the calendar changes to December each year, it brings out the lonely, bitter, non-stop attacks the Mongoose is well known for. This year is off to a predictable start.

The past few days we have seen Elder Dawg start his holiday tradition of attacking everyone he thinks he has a reason to hate. I've decided we are going to change our approach to covering Marty's "good will towards men", though. I'm not going to post screen shots of his various lie-filled rants because, quite honestly, that's what he wants. He knows nobody other than maybe three or four morons read his ridiculous hateful crap. He gets far more readers here than he does on his own Facebook page and I'm going to deny him the joy of having people actually read his idiocy. I'll just briefly highlight the latest stupidity for our amusement.

Marty started his Yuletide festivities by doing something he's been "promising" to do for over a year now. He posted the transcript from his historic PPO hearing with Sean Fleming. I can honestly say, this is the first promise I have ever seen Marty actually follow through on. The fact it took him a year, not to mention it actually proves he's a huge liar, makes no difference. The Mongoose actually fulfilled a promise. If that's not historic, then I don't know what is. It's a Festivus miracle!

Next, Marty continues his Christmas tradition by posting all of the same worthless threats he does every holiday season, or any other time of year for that matter. You've seen them all so many times now I don't need to post them. Aggravated stalking, prison sentences, Oakland County law enforcement and prosecutors. Fa-la-la! Just give it up, Marty. Nobody is listening anymore because you've been making the same claims for years with absolutely nothing ever happening. Give it a rest, you idiot.

I was impressed with the one new aspect of Marty's worthless threats. He mentioned taking his "case" to federal court in Detroit. Something about "ethic intimidation" and civil rights violations. Marty, you have no "ethics" to intimidate and I'm pretty sure pointing out the stupidity of a lying idiot isn't a civil rights violation.  Maybe he meant "ethnic", but Mongoose legalese is a complicated science.

One last nugget I saw included with the latest Mongoose threat fest was a great example of why stupid morons shouldn't lie while trying to scare people. "Facebook and Yahoo have taken notice....". Your entire "case" against Fleming is your misguided belief that he writes this blog. Please explain to an investigative novice like myself, why anyone would care that Facebook and Yahoo have taken notice of a blog hosted by Google. Other than the fact they're probably laughing at you as well, they have nothing to do with a blog about you written on Blogger.  Maybe you should research who you plan on claiming is helping you prosecute "Flem Ling".  For that matter, he hasn't been charged or even arrested. Special Agent powers notwithstanding, why haven't you at least made a citizen's arrest?

What a dumbass. 

Linda Gets Desperate and Marty Gets Neutered

That look when caught giving a blowjob to a hobo. Priceless.

You guessed it CoMmies, it's that time once again. Here is the latest update on the Moronic Mongoose, Marty Prehn.

Now that Marty can't mooch off of his incarcerated felon son, it appears he has convinced Linda Fergan Bowery to take him back and support him yet again. This is just another example of what a great, powerful, connected, mover and shaker Marty really is. Homeless idiot convinces a lonely woman to take care of him. Sounds like Marty's entire life story.

Anyway, now that Linda is holding Marty's purse strings, it seems she also made him hand over his Facebook testicles. Marty has started using his backup Facebook page instead of his previous incredible life page with 4,118 friends. Instead, he's now posting to just a handful of obscure crackers. That's a pretty small audience for someone as influential as the often black Elder Avenger who has been at it for more than 60 years, don't you think?

Just like most of you I'm sure, I began to worry. We all know a neutered Elder Dawg isn't very fun. Well, don't despair faithful readers, Marty will never be able to contain his inner dumb ass. He posted this recent tidbit:

Of course, we've seen basically this same rant many times before. Elected friends, blah blah blah, proof of stalking, blah blah blah, five year felony, blah blah blah. I'm sure all of these alleged warnings Flem Ling was given by the judge are easy to read in the transcript of the great PPO hearing. You know, that transcript Marty has been threatening to publish for over a year. "It's coming, boy!" Sha, right.

I'll wrap this update up with a very brief summary; Marty has conned Linda into supporting him once again. I believe she now has his filthy testicles in the same purse that holds the money that sustains his lavish, jet-set lifestyle. We are still laughing at his idiotic threats that he'll never be able to deliver on.

Marty Wow! 

The "Curse of Job" Befalls Asshole Marty - Again!

"God often punishes with the taking of a person's child or children or in the case a Job his entire family except his wife to get the sinners attention. Our children are our true inheritnece and my sister through her greed and evil ways has already lost 1 third of her inheritence and sadly I believe her other children will be taken in horrific accidents as God's way of spanking her for the sins and evil that she did to myself and my parents." - Marty Prehn 

It's that time once again, faithful readers! Here is the latest update on our favorite worthless idiot, Marty Prehn. Now that Elder Dawg has been neutered by Facebook yet again, most of the idiocy being committed under the Prehn name is the work of Marty Jr. We'll touch on that, plus give a brief update on Papa.

Over the last month or so, it appears Jr has increased his felonious activities. First he was arrested in Macomb county for several outstanding traffic tickets and a new felony charge of receiving stolen property. After a guilty plea with a sentencing date of October 27th, Jr was released pending sentencing. What to do? "I think I'll hide out at the famous Prehn Cottage of the Stars in Prudenville, Michigan, get a child drunk and statutorily rape her!"

Upon arrest, Jr told the police his name was Kurtis North, his old partner in crime from an earlier felony and current friend of his Baby Mamma, Laquieta. His real identity was discovered after he was fingerprinted for his latest charge of Accosting a minor for Immoral Purposes.  After discovering that a man from the Detroit area was soliciting nude pictures of their daughter on Facebook and coming to visit with booze and a boner, the authorities were alerted and Jr was picked up before he could consummate his evil plan. Seems like the Prehn sexual perversions were passed down to the next generation. Is that included in Mongoose tutoring, Marty? Soon, Jr will be having more sex than his pretty ass can handle. Ouch!

Jr's prison sentencing has now been delayed until December because he was locked up on the new charges and unable to appear in Macomb County court 200 miles away. It's shaping up to be another lonely Facebook Christmas this year for our miserable muse. Keen readers will recall his thug kid being locked up for some reason every year for the holidays. Oh, the magic of Christmas! Anyway, enough about Jr. On to the patriarch of the Prehn crime family, Marty Sr.

Marty has once again managed to get himself suspended from posting on Facebook. This is the closest thing to death Marty can experience. His entire pathetic existence depends on his constant posting and sharing on Facebook anything he can get his greasy sausage fingers on. Poor Marty is even shut out from name dropping and lying on his hero Bill Windsor's now legendary "Goodbye, Cruel World" letter on Facebook. After only a couple of days of suspension, Marty just couldn't take it anymore. He has now begun posting on a Top Secret secondary emergency Facebook account. The funny part about that is, it only has five boring friends and Bill Windsor isn't one of them. Nor is Flo, a Campbell, Chism brat or a single black person! The pathetic moron is basically posting to himself. He can't even make his stupid threats with any hope of his numerous enemies seeing it. Like a little kid whose bicycle has two flat tires, he goes nowhere fast while all the normal and popular children play. Marty Wow!

You can find all of Marty's latest and severely handicapped stupidity here: 

 https://m.facebook.com/marty.prehn.5

So there you have it CoMmies, that's really all there is to report. But cheer up, as you know the Mongoose will be back, more powerful than ever just as soon as his suspension ends. Until then, he's just another homeless idiot that nobody even notices is gone.

And it's a beautiful day...

Marty Prehn Fades Into Ghetto Obscurity

Gentle CoMmies;

Thanks for your continued support of CoM and our coverage of the biggest idiot to ever live, Marty Prehn. As I'm sure you have figured out by the lack of any breaking news, Elder Dawg hasn't done anything worthy of a report lately. As hard as it is to believe, Marty has become even more worthless than he's ever been. Such is the vapid existence of an unwanted and unwashed "Advocate to the Stars" wannabe.

Other than a couple of recent reach-around attempts with Denny McLain and the occasional ass kiss towards the Campbell family, Marty has been tamped down again. No event hijack attempts. No threats towards his estranged family. No new mention of Catherine Falk and the death threats Marty claimed she made against him. Not even the promise of sending Flem Ling to prison "soon boy"! It's almost like Marty finally figured out that people just laughed - while holding their collective breath - every time he opened that anal orifice where his mouth should be.

It also appears that Marty has been unable to cover up his real life misery with his Facebook fantasies. Now that the countdown has begun for Jr's next trip up the river, the Mongoose lair has become a mobile command post. After getting the boot from Jr's drug house, Marty couldn't get any of his black friends to take him in. Nor could he convince Linda to let him back to the apartment where they shared so many cans of Crisco and other perversions. As of this writing, Marty is renting places to flop on a pay by the day basis. We haven't pinpointed his current location because it changes quite frequently. 

Rest assured, faithful CoMmies, that our crack operatives are on the case and we'll have an update shortly. 

Meanwhile, feel free to download our latest release for iPhone and Android from the Apple and Google App stores, complete with our newest game add-on "Mongoose Go", where you can collect droppings and earn free stuff like our iconic T-shirts and - just in time for back to school - the ever-popular lunchboxes!

Love, 

Tut
Xoxo

Justice for Jean - Mongoose Style

Final wishes of Gerhard and Bernice Prehn. Not.

Anyone who reads here has seen our coverage of Marty's financial abuse and physical neglect of his mother. These are absolute facts that were proven in court several times over. Marty was given every chance to prove his claims and defend himself against what we now know was the truth. Elder Dawg was slapped with a contempt of court order instead of providing any of the "proof" he claimed to have. Bottom line, Marty was exposed as a complete liar. Those "secret wills hidden under the front steps of the house" just never seemed to see daylight.

As is the way of the Mongoose, after Marty was exposed and proven to be an elder abuser, he took to Facebook to post all of his lie filled rants. We saw numerous posts, such as:

"He was NOT even allowed to attend his own mothers funeral and he was chosen by his mother to be her personal representative and her wishes were that she was to be cremated and her ashes joined with Marty's father's ashes so that they could become as one again. This was NOT done. His mission is to find JUSTICE for his mother"

Nobody told Marty he couldn't attend the funeral, he was afraid he would be arrested on the Colorado contempt charges if he showed up. Besides, he still had her checkbook, so what's the point? This was obvious by his questions to the detective he was filing his murder charges with the day of mom's funeral. He even claimed to the cop that he was in Washington D.C. at the time, but later bragged to his fake friends that he was in Saint Clair Shores. Just more Marty lies.

A few days ago we saw this idiotic post from Marty:

"Diggers Wanted. Will pay after I prevail in court."

So Marty found a picture of his mother's headstone, probably on Facebook, and posted it with yet another threat he can't possibly make happen. Based on prior Marty claims, the plan must be to dig Bernice up, transport her back to Michigan, have her remains cremated and joined with her husband whose ashes now also rest in Colorado.  I can't help but wonder how Marty thinks he could possibly get any of this idiotic plan done. Marty can't afford to pay his few bills now, how could he pay any of the cost associated his "return my parents to Michigan" crap? I'd be willing to guess, now that the primary bill payer in the Prehn household is once again locked up on felony charges, none of Marty's bills will be getting paid this month.

Does Marty plan on paying for his parents reunion with a federal RICO suit, filed by his super attorney, Barry Powers? Will we soon see a new GoFundMe begging page? Is Marty going to force his siblings to pay all the costs associated with this and if so, how? Does the air-conditioning in the Mongoosemobile even work or is the plan to just steal a few bags of ice from 7-11 for the trip? Will Elder Dawg be hosting the Prehn Family Memorial Dinner and Awards coming soon to a banquet hall near you? Pretty sure we can rule out Barrister Gardens. 

The possibilities are endless when it comes to Marty's scam imagination. 

Marty: Perhaps you should run this idea by Dan Haggerty and Robin Williams over dinner tonight....