Gentle CoMmies;
Thanks for your continued support of CoM and our coverage of the biggest idiot to ever live, Marty Prehn. As I'm sure you have figured out by the lack of any breaking news, Elder Dawg hasn't done anything worthy of a report lately. As hard as it is to believe, Marty has become even more worthless than he's ever been. Such is the vapid existence of an unwanted and unwashed "Advocate to the Stars" wannabe.
Other than a couple of recent reach-around attempts with Denny McLain and the occasional ass kiss towards the Campbell family, Marty has been tamped down again. No event hijack attempts. No threats towards his estranged family. No new mention of Catherine Falk and the death threats Marty claimed she made against him. Not even the promise of sending Flem Ling to prison "soon boy"! It's almost like Marty finally figured out that people just laughed - while holding their collective breath - every time he opened that anal orifice where his mouth should be.
It also appears that Marty has been unable to cover up his real life misery with his Facebook fantasies. Now that the countdown has begun for Jr's next trip up the river, the Mongoose lair has become a mobile command post. After getting the boot from Jr's drug house, Marty couldn't get any of his black friends to take him in. Nor could he convince Linda to let him back to the apartment where they shared so many cans of Crisco and other perversions. As of this writing, Marty is renting places to flop on a pay by the day basis. We haven't pinpointed his current location because it changes quite frequently.
Rest assured, faithful CoMmies, that our crack operatives are on the case and we'll have an update shortly.
Meanwhile, feel free to download our latest release for iPhone and Android from the Apple and Google App stores, complete with our newest game add-on "Mongoose Go", where you can collect droppings and earn free stuff like our iconic T-shirts and - just in time for back to school - the ever-popular lunchboxes!
Love,
Tut
Xoxo
The lunch boxes are going fast and destined to soon be a collectors item. Get your's before they are gone!
ReplyDeleteTuttle,
DeleteYour app keeps giving me an error message "You've Been Corn-holed by Malik".
Please fix. Thanks.
My bad. Nevermind.
DeleteI see that I can redeem 10 Corn-holes for a free kid's meal at Del Taco. Sweet.
Anonymous 11:25 - push the chair at Marty for the Domestic Violence Bonus.
DeleteYou're welcome.
Looks like there will be a wedding in the Prehn family soon!
ReplyDeleteStephanie: "I should probably tell you that I have herpes."
DeleteMichael: "That's horrible! I still love you, baby."
Stephanie: "Just testing you, but we should probably have a talk about my dad in Detroit..."
How's the family, Marty?
ReplyDeleteAccosting charges sought for inmate
Oh, those mischievous Prehn boys...
Prehn, aka "Kurtis North", that is...
DeleteIsabella, Midland, Macomb... it all spends the same...
DeleteNow is the time, the time is now...to update your event page, Marty.
DeleteApparently, the conspiracy extends to three more counties - strangely near Prudenville...
"JUSTICE 4 JR.
Private · event · by Marty Prehnu
Jul 1, 2014 at 8 AM to Jul 31, 2014 at 12 AM
Macomb County
This event will be to show the problems within the Macomb County Sheriff's Department when it comes to a person being able to call in a false claim of someone being a heroin dealer and how an innocent person was sent to prison because of a flawed legal system that does NOT protect the innocent. Macomb County and the Macomb County Prosecutor's office has a big problem on their hands and each minute that my son, Marty Prehn Jr. is incarcerated is $1,000 that gets paid to him for them violating his 1st, 4th, and 14th amendment rights with his personal freedom having been taken from him by psycho "confidential informants" by the names of Robin Heaps Williams of St. Clair Shores and Sean D. Fleming of Madison Heights, Michigan who both happen to be cyber stalkers who have been harassing and intimidating me for over a year now, my friends and my family in violation of Michigan statutes. Law enforcement refuses to press charges against these 2 emotionally and possibly mentally ill people. Why won't the Michigan Prosecutor's office or Anthony Wickersham reveal why Detective Justin Tyler Locker was removed from the COMET drug team back in 2006 and what was he arrested for besides a DUI? Was it drug possession or was it falsifying his narratives in ILLEGAL drug raids so that he could confiscate personal property from people he claimed where big time drug dealers in order to financially enrich himself. He is a DIRTY cop and needs to be invested by the Michigan State Police, the FBI, the Michigan Attorney General Bill Schuette and the Department of Justice. Much will be reveal regarding this case and what I and others uncovered when we advocated for and saved the life of Army Vet Jim Chism. I will even be sharing how I believe Donald Housey a probate court employee was MURDERED just prior to his federal blower lawsuit against fraud and corruption that was going on in the Macomb County Probate court PRIOR to the Honorable Judge Carl Marlinga taking over and having Kathryn George removed from the Probate Court and the issues that made Judge O'Sullivan decide to retire."
"Damn you, Flem Ling!"
That must be it! The mother that called police to report that Jr had picked up her underage daughter at 2am and has been asking for dirty pics from her, was actually Flem Ling!
ReplyDeleteI figured it was Flem in a bra and panties...
DeleteI am curious was jr trying to be like Péter North?
DeletePerhaps his desire to skip bail and hide out in Prudenville wasn't as great as his desire to defile a youngster.
DeleteOh, those studly, morally bankrupt Prehn boys...
"Marty Prehn
ReplyDeleteThere was NO search warrant when the Macomb County SPECIAL ENFORCEMENT TEAM (SET) came to conduct what I am calling an ILLEGAL SEARCH that was conducted on or about June 28, 2013 around 1 p.m. in the afternoon. Note that this was also the day when the Jobbie Nooner was going on. A search warrant that later mysteriously appeared on my son's kitchen table had MY name on the search warrant. I am known and identified on my birth certificate as Martin Erwin Prehn. My son's legal name is Martin Erwin Prehn Jr. and that is the name he was given and the name on his birth certificate."
Or Kurtis North. Same difference.
Another Sunday morning of coffee and Columbo...
ReplyDeleteIf only he had a TV and $.50 for a cup...
I know where Marty Prehn is. How do I get ahold of you?
ReplyDeleteBig deal. Tuttle has his coordinates updated almost daily.
DeleteYou really need to subscribe to the insider site. Just saying...
I would love to subscribe to the insider page. I thought I saw him up north, got a little queasy. But then wondered where he would get gas money. Would have been nice to check his coordinates to be sure though.
DeleteSweetest Day jail visit.
DeleteWelcome, Ana Conda.
DeleteInsider User Name
Have fun!
Sadly, I have no userid and password. I would love to comment on my latest interactions.
DeleteGo ahead and comment here. I'll pass it along.
DeleteUh, no thanks. He is dumb, but not that dumb that he couldn't figure out who. I'll just go back to read-only mode "from the outside".
DeleteBattery is getting low.
ReplyDeleteExpense a new one.
ReplyDeleteThat probably explains the location gaps.
DeleteClose out my trouble ticket, please.