The "Curse of Job" Befalls Asshole Marty - Again!

"God often punishes with the taking of a person's child or children or in the case a Job his entire family except his wife to get the sinners attention. Our children are our true inheritnece and my sister through her greed and evil ways has already lost 1 third of her inheritence and sadly I believe her other children will be taken in horrific accidents as God's way of spanking her for the sins and evil that she did to myself and my parents." - Marty Prehn 

It's that time once again, faithful readers! Here is the latest update on our favorite worthless idiot, Marty Prehn. Now that Elder Dawg has been neutered by Facebook yet again, most of the idiocy being committed under the Prehn name is the work of Marty Jr. We'll touch on that, plus give a brief update on Papa.

Over the last month or so, it appears Jr has increased his felonious activities. First he was arrested in Macomb county for several outstanding traffic tickets and a new felony charge of receiving stolen property. After a guilty plea with a sentencing date of October 27th, Jr was released pending sentencing. What to do? "I think I'll hide out at the famous Prehn Cottage of the Stars in Prudenville, Michigan, get a child drunk and statutorily rape her!"

Upon arrest, Jr told the police his name was Kurtis North, his old partner in crime from an earlier felony and current friend of his Baby Mamma, Laquieta. His real identity was discovered after he was fingerprinted for his latest charge of Accosting a minor for Immoral Purposes.  After discovering that a man from the Detroit area was soliciting nude pictures of their daughter on Facebook and coming to visit with booze and a boner, the authorities were alerted and Jr was picked up before he could consummate his evil plan. Seems like the Prehn sexual perversions were passed down to the next generation. Is that included in Mongoose tutoring, Marty? Soon, Jr will be having more sex than his pretty ass can handle. Ouch!

Jr's prison sentencing has now been delayed until December because he was locked up on the new charges and unable to appear in Macomb County court 200 miles away. It's shaping up to be another lonely Facebook Christmas this year for our miserable muse. Keen readers will recall his thug kid being locked up for some reason every year for the holidays. Oh, the magic of Christmas! Anyway, enough about Jr. On to the patriarch of the Prehn crime family, Marty Sr.

Marty has once again managed to get himself suspended from posting on Facebook. This is the closest thing to death Marty can experience. His entire pathetic existence depends on his constant posting and sharing on Facebook anything he can get his greasy sausage fingers on. Poor Marty is even shut out from name dropping and lying on his hero Bill Windsor's now legendary "Goodbye, Cruel World" letter on Facebook. After only a couple of days of suspension, Marty just couldn't take it anymore. He has now begun posting on a Top Secret secondary emergency Facebook account. The funny part about that is, it only has five boring friends and Bill Windsor isn't one of them. Nor is Flo, a Campbell, Chism brat or a single black person! The pathetic moron is basically posting to himself. He can't even make his stupid threats with any hope of his numerous enemies seeing it. Like a little kid whose bicycle has two flat tires, he goes nowhere fast while all the normal and popular children play. Marty Wow!

You can find all of Marty's latest and severely handicapped stupidity here: 

 https://m.facebook.com/marty.prehn.5

So there you have it CoMmies, that's really all there is to report. But cheer up, as you know the Mongoose will be back, more powerful than ever just as soon as his suspension ends. Until then, he's just another homeless idiot that nobody even notices is gone.

And it's a beautiful day...