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You guessed it CoMmies, it's that time once again. Here is the latest update on the Moronic Mongoose, Marty Prehn.
Now that Marty can't mooch off of his incarcerated felon son, it appears he has convinced Linda Fergan Bowery to take him back and support him yet again. This is just another example of what a great, powerful, connected, mover and shaker Marty really is. Homeless idiot convinces a lonely woman to take care of him. Sounds like Marty's entire life story.
Anyway, now that Linda is holding Marty's purse strings, it seems she also made him hand over his Facebook testicles. Marty has started using his backup Facebook page instead of his previous incredible life page with 4,118 friends. Instead, he's now posting to just a handful of obscure crackers. That's a pretty small audience for someone as influential as the often black Elder Avenger who has been at it for more than 60 years, don't you think?
Just like most of you I'm sure, I began to worry. We all know a neutered Elder Dawg isn't very fun. Well, don't despair faithful readers, Marty will never be able to contain his inner dumb ass. He posted this recent tidbit:
Of course, we've seen basically this same rant many times before. Elected friends, blah blah blah, proof of stalking, blah blah blah, five year felony, blah blah blah. I'm sure all of these alleged warnings Flem Ling was given by the judge are easy to read in the transcript of the great PPO hearing. You know, that transcript Marty has been threatening to publish for over a year. "It's coming, boy!" Sha, right.
I'll wrap this update up with a very brief summary; Marty has conned Linda into supporting him once again. I believe she now has his filthy testicles in the same purse that holds the money that sustains his lavish, jet-set lifestyle. We are still laughing at his idiotic threats that he'll never be able to deliver on.
Marty Wow!
All I know is that Marty has been rocking that black shirt with blue piping look for 186 days and nights straight, taking only a break to sport his snappy, orange cruise T-shirt for a week.
ReplyDeleteHey, when it works, it works. Why tamper with success?
Uh oh. Hope Marty hasn't already served Flem Ling to appear in front of Gorgyca. She might not be available to give Flem his 5 yr sentence.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.facebook.com/Local4/posts/10155284785336002
Suspended or not, she's still a Mero and Dan Haggerty Humanitarian, damnit.
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ReplyDeleteUnless the blacks you pissed off know where you work and possibly live.
Then, it's probably a good idea to just start all over with a new crop of fake friends...
I'm still giggling from reading someone's request for 230 MILLION in gold
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ReplyDeleteYeah, in the New and Improved Marty Prehn Fantasy World, his family - Richard, Shirley and Marlene - are deceased, too.
His children refuse to use the family name - one even while in prison - but the Chism brats are alive and well, just ignoring him.
What a legacy. Everyone hates Marty.
Except, of course, the local hobos...
DeleteThose sorry bastards wait in line for him.
Uh oh Spammy, Marty's great investigative mind has finally discovered who you are.
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Of course he won't say who because he has no clue.
I wonder if FLEM LING is also SPAMMON? You know how that goes in Marty's world. Maybe Renee is SPAMMON or cookout or both.
ReplyDelete"Quaking in my boots..."
DeletePizza Pizza.
DeleteWhew! I am not being served :-) maybe it's all due to his awesome job telling the judge that he worked undercover for the sheriff and the department of justice and is close friends with Bouchard (even though when asked about it the sheriff said Marty who?) see I don't write the blog either. So no matter how much you wish it were gone sending me a PPO notice complaining about a blog I don't write doesn't affect me. It does give me another shot at exposing your perjury in the last case with my transcript and maybe I can get a written statement from the Internet crimes prosecutor who you claimed that had me under investigation. I'm am sure he can let the judge know all about that being more bullshit. So I belwve that is the reason why he won't return to court. Along with the fact that maybe we will ask him to show the judge his 1st Facebook account where he can't stop talking about me ever to his 5,000 friends. Just to think I might even hire Barry who I understand may not have a conflict of interest.
ReplyDeleteHis watch must have stopped. It's been time for what, over a year?
DeleteBack off, Tuttle!
DeleteHe's been busy "working around the clock" to save Glen Campbell's life!
Not to mention having to throw together an enormously fabulous memorial dinner with his Hollywood and Nashville friends...
DeleteOh, I forgot Jamie Victory and Pastor Ovella helped, but you get the idea.
I can't wait to go cruising next year with the go pro this time I will have car mounts.
Delete...and an ankle tether.
DeleteMarty's "good friend" and hand-picked Grand Wizard... I mean, Marshall;
ReplyDeleteWDIV reporter Lauren Podell resigns over alleged racist slur
WDIV’s Lauren Podell named grand marshal for Cruisin’ Gratiot
Malik ain't gonna like this...
Wasn't Marty also rubbing elbows with Sam Riddle at one of those protest marches or rallies. Could it have been Marty was speaking Podell and then told Riddle what she supposedly said what she is alleged to have said to get back at her because she would not interview him after he got her the grand marshall seat.
ReplyDeleteCould be any number of reasons. Everyone, regardless of race, hates Marty.
DeleteWhite female news reporters, in particular.
The new Route 66? I have to say I doubt that Trump will be crusing any macomb county road at all. I have to say I love late night entertainment
DeleteSo last night I was reading the public post all about the new Route 66 where ever that is and how Trump and Pence are going to be riding in Marty's new Bullet Proof Trumpmobile. I won't Criticize anything yet until after June 17th when there is no Trump or Pence on Gratiot. The Batmobile has better chances being there but will it give Jamie's minivan a run for it's money. Thats one supped up van i might say too. BTW thanks about my service. I was also in Germany in May of 1990 and soon after the wall officially was being deconstructed. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berlin_Wall I could had bought a supposed peace it to send home for less than 100$. At that time George Bush Sr. Was the President. Soon after we would be going to the Gulf War.
DeleteHurts my head to try to think like a Mongoose, but Roseville's zip code is 48066.
DeleteThose weird details that Marty obsesses over...
Marty is quite successful in "driving his cyberstalkers crazy" by wearing his stupid hat.
ReplyDeleteWell played, Mongoose. Well played, indeed.
Retard.
His "special" hat. LMAO. Why would I be upset? He might had been behind Ronald Regan on Jan 30th 1980 but I am going to find about that photo using my resources. What we do k is is Marty and hid dad had nothing to do with the fall of the Berlin Wall, he has never been more than a body guard for some pastor who hates muslims and appearantly Marty think that Dearborn is full of ISIS Seems very racist to me. It is possible he was hit with a large rock there.
DeleteT-shirt sellin' ain't body guardin'...
DeleteNeither is hiding behind the person you claim to be guarding while they are getting confronted walking down the street.
DeleteThe world is a better place, all thanks to Marty Prehn and his tireless good works.
DeleteI agree Spammy. Laughter always makes the world a better place. And Marty is the biggest joke I've ever seen. His stupidity is absolutely hilarious.
DeleteBack off, Tuttle!
DeleteYour right to free speech that he risked life and limb for, STOPS at your HATE blog, "The Marty Prehn Chronicles"...
And that goes double for you, FlemShady!
Getting ready for the holidays, Marty?
ReplyDelete"Over the river and through the woods, to Grandpa's house Paitlyn goes."
Not.
"I wanna sit next to Grandpa Marty at Thanksgiving dinner this year!"
DeleteSaid no one ever.
"Marty Prehn
ReplyDelete11 hours ago
Like myself, Trudy Campbell is not only a National Elder Advocate but she is a US Ambassador to our men and women in uniform and advocates for them as well. It is an honor to have both Trudy Campbell as a dear friend but her husband Travis Campbell as well. Travis is the son of the King of Country Legend and the Rhinestone Cowboy himself, Mr. Glen Campbell. Trudy will do a GREAT job with her Inauguration Prayer and song on January 20, 2017 when Donald Trump is sworn in as the next and 45th President of these GREAT UNITED STATES. It is my hope to get both Trudy and Travis Campbell to come to Michigan in Macomb County at FREEDOM HILL some time next summer along with Jay Leno to put on a USO type event to pay tribute to our American HEROES both living and those that made the ultimate sacrifice to keep our country free and to help make America GREAT once again. Maybe they will even get Tanya Tucker, Toby Keith, Reba, Dolly Parton, and many other of their country legend friends to help us UNITE this GREAT land of ours. Enjoy this video and God Bless. And remember to NEVER HIDE YOUR AMERICAN PRIDE."
Yeah, just like you, Marty.
Have you ever actually met this dear friend of yours?
Shades of OPA!
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18 minutes ago
Who knew in 1967 that this song from Ed Ames would be a song that would lead a crusade in 2016 to allow biological children adult children the right and privilege to be able to visit their father or mother under a court-issued guardianship this should have never allowed to have happened and I'm so proud of Debbie Campbell Cloyd & Travis Campbell for leading this Crusade and getting legislation passed in Tennessee and I'll be working this next year in 2017 to get similar legislation passed in the state of Michigan it's wrong and children should be allowed to visit their parents regardless if they remarry it's just selfishness and greed on the part of the person or persons that would not allow siblings to visit their own mother or father when they're in their last years of their lives and to that end after Thanksgiving I will be working with the group that's helping to raise funds for the legal defense of Debbie and Travis Campbell in order to pay for legal fees to fight to be able to see their father while he was still alive. It's criminal and nothing short of criminal and it is all about control and manipulation of another human being and IS a form of human trafficking for financial gain."
Man has no shame.
"...to be able to see their father while he was still alive."
DeleteGlen's dead?
Someone should break it to Travis. I think it should come from his Guardian Angel...
Marty needs Glen to hurry up and die. He needs a new life long good friend to capitalize on.
DeleteWait for it: "Donations can be made care of Marty Prehn"
DeleteWalmart money orders only, please.
DeleteWas there not a bill passed to cover this last year by Kasem who Marty was working with? Was that all a lie by Marty.
DeleteHe can't say. "Court seal" stuff. Death threats, you know...
DeleteAnd Flem's party to it.
Residents could not believe we allowed him to speak at all.
DeleteMarty is very proud of his photo standing behind the Reagans. So basically you stand behind them in a photo and it's a big deal. Just like it's a big deal you stand next to the Michigan AG who really is not your "real friend" like your eating dinner together or golfing or even smoking cigars with. Seriously, getting selfies with politicians is rather over rated. SMH.
ReplyDeleteI remember she shut him down last year after he post some long rant of his.
DeleteI seem to remember her saying something like: "Marty Prehn does not speak for me or any of my family members."
Delete"Fraudulent Advocate to the Stars Relatives!"
DeleteOh boy Marty's going to use his political pull at the prosecutors office to take down the blog now. Wonder how Jessica Cooper will react. Maybe she will read the transcript and ask him about all of his undercover work he has done for the sheriff. Whatever happened to the investigation I was under from the Macomb county prosecutors office. Right after court I spoke with that guy and and he said he was unaware of anything. Hmmm more harassment during the hearing.
DeleteHe has that trusty photo of him and Ruth Johnson they are best buds. Was he invited over for turkey dinner but he was too busy turning down all the rest of his political friends waiting on andrea isom. I think he has a thing for isom I am not sure just speculation. I just can't wait to have the judge call Bouchard while we're at court and as him how he's good friends with Marty and how Marty has done such wonderful undercover work with ththe sheriffs department. Maybe he got a sticker at the booth at one of those car shows. that dinner for the heros was awesome last year. I heard the city declined to buy all 500 of his tickets and did not pay for thfor concert. They told him that he could not reimburse them for the ticket sales. What happened to that woman who wanted her money back? I am surprised that she didn't speak to rob wolcheck.
DeleteHe left people looking for a dinner that never happened just like the OPA event on New Year's Eve in that park that never happened.
DeleteThe list of great Marty events that never happened is so long, I don't have room to post it. I'll just post the list of events that Marty has actually held
Delete1.
There you go. That's all of them.
Breaking news, his new friend Ronna Romney is being touted to run against Marty's good friend Debbie Stabenow. This race for this senate position will also include his best friend Deanna Kloosta who keeps touting she wants to replace stabenow. Should be some cut throat back stabbing show in 2018 when Marty plays favorites and double speaks to his three friends running for one senate seat in Michigan.
DeleteBack off, Tuttle and Flem Ling!
DeleteAfter almost four years of pointing out and laughing at Marty's lies and otherwise idiotic behavior, he's going to make good on his threats and throw you both in prison - just like he did with his baby sister!
Sunday morning Flem Ling obsessing during the "Coffee with Columbo" commercial breaks...
ReplyDeleteShouldn't he be crashing a black church breakfast somewhere - before the court step protest?
I am still waiting on him posting the transcript of the PPO. I think he is a little scared because it contains his untrue statements that his friends can all read. I think he should be very careful in who he tells his lies to. When elected officials start to spread libel statements about me because the believe Marty's made up fanciful lies, that is when legal ramifications will occur on both him and his friend. I would have hoped they would have known better than to believe him, I guess they were not knowing of the huge dinner that Epically failed last summer. I was waiting to hear about FLO being honored at this HEROS dinner by the news. Shuchks.
ReplyDeleteBack off, Flem Ling!
Delete"Marty Prehn August 26, 2013 at 8:56 PM
I have put many people behind bars as their actions require it and it was their actions not mine that put them there."
Could still get his black brethren to protest on your front lawn, while boycotting AT&T, too.
You've been warned.
In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if he has video cameras in your house to watch you "masterbaiting and having multiple orgasms as (s)he bullies and stalks people on the internet."
DeleteOr even worse:
"...and takes pleasure in pretending to commit sexual acts with stuffed animals such as horses, camels, Llamas and Alpachas."
It's coming! - no pun intended.
By the way, Marty, your marketing brilliance is wasted on Scott Atkins.
ReplyDeleteNot only is it stupid, but I'm fairly certain that Pixley has given him a professional courtesy call...
Everyone hates Marty Prehn.
the entire Eastpointe city council knows about his dinner. Two things did that woman get a refund and also I am working on finding more about that photo of Marty and Regan proving he was nothing more than campus student security or a photo bomber.
DeleteLike any other infestation, he moves from location to location in search of a new host, depleting the local resources.
DeleteSaint Clair Shores, Berkley, Eastpointe. Roseville is a natch.
I am Wondering about my future videos you think I should show my lips and nose more often? Will it help out my view counts? Someone once told me those were my best features. Well Spam, on the subject of the Roseville Cruise if Marty Can Get Jay Leno to Drive that Batmobile with Jose Conseco and McClain in the back I will be there to Film it all on my GoPro. I am making a short Film Anyhow which I can not tell you all about it yet. I say this because even though Marty Ping Ponged from being best friends with Catherine Falk to Kerry Kasem and then broke the restraining order tip to Andrea Isom one of his New Reporter obsessions.
DeleteI wonder what Marty Will say about that Awesome event that never took place on New Years Eve at the St. Clair Shores Park in Weather that was almost below freezing. OPA!
DeleteThat's probably why no one was out there waving flags at Trudy Campbell...
DeleteYeah, that's gotta be the reason.
You know, Marty states that I have sent death Threats to him. Why doesn't he take that all to the police to figure out?
DeleteHe tried that once, but after they read the blog, they just told him to go to hell.
DeleteThat "law enforcement has my back"crap is highly overrated.
BTW I am now Tuttle and spam. It's hard being me let alone three people now per Marty. He's still trying to get some justice because the FBI visited his friend Carla after she made remarks about muslims and Obama and that she was Muslim hunting and all that crazy stuff. The secret service must have thought it was worth checking out. My advice don't say stupid things like she does.
DeleteAs if Marty has the option.
DeleteConspicuously absent...
ReplyDeleteMichiganians of the Year, since 1978
Not enough "Good Works" to outweigh the stench.
Here is the event. Created by Marty, about Marty, and attended by only one person, Marty.
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Sorta like every other event he has.
DeleteYou're a retard, Marty.
I'm sure Bernice explained that to you some 50-odd years ago.
That is the same number of people who attended the OPA event.
DeleteHe made up for it with the Dan Haggerty Orgy. Printed tickets and had assigned seating for 500 Meros and everything...
DeleteAnd this blog predicted every step of the way.
Like so many Team Chism reunions...
DeleteI nominate MVP Productions, LLC for another successful year in the community, particularly in Saint Clair Shores and their "black carpet" event at Barrister Gardens.
ReplyDeleteMacomb business awards nominations sought
Me too. That was the best dinner ever. Very low cal
DeleteIt's Facebook Official!
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"Now give Daddy some sugar and pass the Crisco..."
Oh boy he posted the transcript. My favorite line, "DEFENDANT: First off, I am a national elder advocate, and have been for about three or four years. I do a lot of undercover work. I've worked with Sheriff Mike Bouchard. I've worked with Barb McQuade from the
ReplyDeleteU.S. Attorney's Office. ". Make sure they read that part. Lmao because nobody at those two places ever have worked with you I called.
Back off, Flem Ling!
Delete"Working undercover with" is code for sharing memes on Facebook.
You wouldn't know that because you're just a layman.
Then the investigation that never was going on, "DEFENDANT: If I could, I, myself am not gonna' do anything, but, currently, there is an investigation with all of this stuff going on because of the potential of cyber-stalking. Bill Harding is the Assistant Prosecuting Attorney over in Macomb County. I've told him about what's going on here."
ReplyDeleteCourt: "Who cares if he's delusional? He very well may be"
DeleteYou better watch out Fleming. Looks like Marty is getting ready to take you to Facebook court. You know he'd never go to real court. Perjury can get you in big trouble there.
ReplyDelete"The time is NOW. Now IS the time!"
DeleteOh, he's a tough guy, that Mongoose is.
I'm terrorfied. Damn right I called the sheriff the DOJ and the macomb county prosecutor you know they said.
DeleteOh your got me I hate anchovies
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ReplyDeleteYikes!
DeleteScrew that police, prosecutor and judge crap. He's holding court with April Nicole from the hood!
Be afraid. Very afraid...
First member of the Facebook jury.
DeleteThere goes the neighborhood...
DeleteYou mean the woman he called a black whore who wrongfully accused Jr of knocking her up, but later proven to be the father after a court ordered DNA test?
DeletePerhaps you can axe her yourself. Another back child support hearing next month.
Doubt Jr can make it. Previous engagement.
I am starting to wonder, I never knew reading Facebook is considered stalking unless then again your insecure of what your promoting. Like touting that your trying to get jay Leno to be the grand Marshall of the Roseville cruise.
ReplyDeleteHell, he can't even get Florence Iverson to show up.
DeleteSomehow my YouTube videos are getting More views again. :-)
DeleteMake sure you report the income on your Colorado tax return.
Delete