Marty Prehn's Dinner Deathwatch

It's crunch time in Mongooseville!


With only 48 hours left to pay Barrister Gardens for a minimum of 55 dinners, National Fake Advocate Marty Prehn has once again reinvented the whole event to serve his most pressing need - cash. 

As updates from the idiot come more frequently, each one different from the last, I can't help but think Marty Wow!

"Marty Prehn
This is why, my friend, Oakland County Sheriff Mike Bouchard, along with Michigan Asst. Attorney General Mike Goetz and Asst. US ATTORNEY of the EASTERN DISTRICT for the DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE Barbara McQuade aka "MIGHTY MOUSE" have been selected as 3 of the 22 METRO DETROIT'S HOMETOWN HERO'S and are recipients of the 1st annual Dan Haggerty Humanitarian Award at the METRO DETROIT HOMETOWN HERO'S & UNITY DINNER that will take place in my hometown of St. Clair Shores on June 17th at the beautiful Barrister Gardens Banquet facility on Harper Avenue. The celebrity and Hometown HERO'S red carpet and limo arrivals will take place starting at 5pm. Doors open for ticket holders at 6pm. A buffet dinner will be served from 6:30-7:30pm and the HOMETOWN HERO'S & UNITY program starts at 8pm. Music will be provided by Metro Detroit's own DANNY D and his band the VAGABONDS. There will be a cash bar and a birthday cake to celebrate my 60th birthday that took place on May 20th. I will be your host along with the St. Clair Shores Legend and the original SPIRIT OF METRO DETROIT Mr. Detroit Tiger himself Jamie Victory and DETROIT'S own QUEEN OF SOULS and U C.O.A. co-founder Pastor Ovella Davis of CODE 22. This will be a terrific time for the STARS 2 SHINE in between the RED, WHITE and BLUE. Tickets are $50 and must be purchased in advance. This is a pay forward event so call me to secure your free ticket and pass it on to someone else who may not be able to afford a ticket but wants to learn how to be a HERO and a MERO. Messenger me on fb or call or text me a message on my cell phone at 1 586 563 0989. And don't forget that this is a HERO'S convention so bring you black tie, tux or evening gown or dress up as your favorite SUPER HERO or if you think a Hollywood Legend looks like you then come dressed up like them and any HOMETOWN DETROIT SPORTS LEGENDS and MOTOWN SINGING LEGENDS are invited to attend as well and see which tv station WDIV, WXYZ OR FOX 2 NEWS DETROIT will be the winner of the CELEBRITY CHALLENGE and get the most HOLLYWOOD and NASHVILLE LEGENDS to come to this event. My cell number again is 1 586 563 0989. This will also be a GRAND RIVER BALL challenge to see who can get the most local and national corporate sponsors to donate a minimum of $1,000 for this 501c3 U.C.O.A. fundraiser event and who can get the largest single donation. I hope that Scott Haggerstrom, Donald Trump and Hilliary Clinton will take on this HOMETOWN HERO'S & CELEBRITY CHALLENGE as they are invited to attend this UNITY DINNER as well. WHICH ONE WILL ANSWER THE CALL TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT ONCE AGAIN?

MARTY WHO?
MARTY WHERE?
MARTY WOW!

WHO IS YOUR HERO AND EVEN MORE IMPORTANTLY WHOSE HERO ARE YOU?"

Marty starts his latest with yet another of his "friends" he graciously upgraded to an official award winner.  Mongoose math is very complicated, as he's now made almost 40 people one of the 22 (up from the original 21) award winners. What's the idiot going to do if they all show up to claim an award? My guess is they'll stand outside the locked doors at Barrister Gardens with anyone else who was dumb enough to have believed this lying moron.

Marty then goes through the standard dinner announcement. Location (balance due), band (still not on their schedule because they haven't been paid), cash bar, and his leftover birthday cake from Comerica Park last month with Denny and other dignitaries.

The next part of Marty's newest lie is the part I find most intriguing. He announced that he's added a third host - Pastor Ovella Davis, a Detroit area pastor with a 501c3 charity. It's not hard to figure out the way his scamming Tinker Toy brain came up with this new twist. Marty has finally learned that local companies and national corporations just don't donate cash (or a new truck) to some fat idiot who walks in off the street and asks you make a charitable donation to an individual. "Cash or Walmart money orders only". Marty needs a registered charity's name to use while begging. He seemed to forget to mention how much, if anything, goes to this charity. So far, all proceeds are planned to go directly to Martin E. Prehn. I wonder if Pastor Davis has her cocktail dress ready or if she even knows she is a host. Is she prepared to join Marty and Jamie with their comedy routine that "had the old folks peeing themselves"?

We then see the next ticket price reduction. Tickets are now a flat $50 instead of a couple or table of ten discount. The part that I'm confused by is his "pay it forward" thing. "Contact me for your free ticket...." Is Marty just giving away tickets now or are they buy one and get one free? Did a donor "pay it forward" and finance tickets for the poor? Is there a screening process for who gets the free tickets or just the first 300 who ask? As with any Marty announcement, so many unanswered questions.

Next, the delusion train starts to veer off the tracks. Marty reminds people to wear their tuxedo or ballgown but then takes this dignified event into a completely different direction. He encourages people to dress up as their favorite superhero, or if they look like a celebrity, dress like them. Has Marty's black tie dinner now become a costume party? Does he need celebrity lookalikes for his hour long red carpet walk because no real celebrities are coming? Personally, I'm going to go dumpster diving in a Salvation Army Dropbox, find a ratty old sports coat, don a stupid hat, stuff a couple of over-ripe cantaloupes under my shirt and go as the Elder Avenger. I suppose I should quit showering for the next few weeks, too.

I'm just going to skim over Marty's attempt to get various TV stations to supply his dinner with Hollywood and Nashville Legends. You know, all those people Marty claims to be friends with that he already promised would be there. I'll also skip his dropping of the name of the charity to use while people try to get the corporate donations he's already bragged about getting, as well. I do wonder if those donations are also supposed to be cash or Walmart person-to-person money orders. That's P-R-E-H-N for all those $1,000 money orders. I guess the liquor store doesn't cash personal checks.

I'll close this latest report by saying what everyone here already knows. There will be no dinner, no red carpet, no superhero costumes, no Hollywood stars or look-a-likes, no band, no charitable donations or for that matter, no Marty. June 17th will come and go unceremoniously, just like the previous Mongoosapaloozas.

Damn you, Flem Ling!