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Stop This Retard's Endless Stupid Scams!
Stay tuned, CoMmies, as we're just getting started...
Word on the street says, Chevy has sent a Cease and Desist.
ReplyDeleteI hear they might have a concern about a trademarked emblem being placed on a certain item produced by Marty.
DeleteBack off, both of you!
DeleteIf they gave him a brand new truck to re-gift, I'm sure they won't mind their logo being associated with a high class event such as one hosted by Marty Prehn and Jamie Victory...
Would love to send picture of my ticket with chevy logo on it. Not going, but was worth $60 for the souvenir.
DeleteI'd like to extend an invitation to every attendee of the Hometown Heroes Awards dinner to come to the Eastpointe Gratiot Cruise - except for Marty.
ReplyDeleteAccordingly, Jamie, we hope you can join us.
It's common knowledge that Marty was politely asked by the city to stay away. He made a lot of enemies at city hall last year. Continues to try and slither back in, but they won't make that mistake again.
DeleteThat's what happens to Marty with any group he weasles his way into. Usually doesn't take very long.
DeleteNASGA
DeleteCamp patriot
High school reunion page
Wyatt's Warriors
Falk organization
Kasem cares
And on and on and on.....
Don't forget about his own flesh and blood...
DeleteI don't know which is funnier - the hundreds of people he invited to his ever-changing event that ignore him or the fact that they all chat and laugh together about it behind his back...
ReplyDeleteAll his Facebook feed has on it is postings about me and his rants of delusion that are shared by his friends to others. It's rather entertaining but yet pitiful. I'm surprised Mr. T is not having his awards dinner "Pitty The Fool" dinner.
DeleteMore than 400 people laughing at him and his beyond-stupid event...
Deleteback off spam. He has 3500+ facebook friends now.
Delete"From the Desk of Marty Prehn:
ReplyDeleteThings to Do List:
- Find free tuxedo
- Confirm seating chart, (aka: Where to put Jamie)
- Find free red carpet
- Find new band who'll play for free
- Go through old souvenirs and find 21 awards
- Find a date other than Mary Deneen
- Bother everyone in media again
- Friend 1,200 more strangers by the 17th
- Beg Barrister Gardens for just one more week to come up with the money"
"I played along with your little tribute dinner fantasy long enough. You crossed the line when you put my name on the tickets.
ReplyDeleteGo away or I'm getting a protection order."
Tuttle - I'm wrapping up my investigation from Detroit and will email it to you in the morning.
ReplyDeletedid you call an Uber for the Air Port?
DeleteIF YOU SEE SOMETHING SAY SOMETHING...
DeleteI thought it was Hollywood legends and Nashville superstars?
ReplyDelete"Marty Prehn
I don't know if having a family meal with 500 movers and shakers and leaders from the METRO DETROIT area is what Florence had in mind but that is what I have planned for her and the other 21 recipients of the Dan Haggerty Humanitarian Award.
10 hours ago"
Regardless, name just one, Marty..
Nobody is going to your stupid party and you know it.
Geez. Give it a rest.
I recently counted all of the people that he said were award winners. I counted 32 and I figure I missed a couple.
DeleteI will be eating my pizza while watching these Metro Detroit Leaders show up. I will have to take my camera. Might get some great shots to send to the Detroit Free Press or News as a freelancer.
ReplyDeleteBe sure you get a picture of that ankle monitor he's having "them" make you wear!
DeleteBack off, both of you!
DeleteYou'll be surprised who he's selling tickets to at Uptown Grill.
That's where all the "movers and shakers" hang out every Thursday night...
Look all the players will be at the dinner. The mayor, the pastors, the police, Pete Lucido, and other legislators, heck it should be named the "2016 Metro Detroit Playas Ball".
DeleteI think the real draw will be Marty and Jamie doing the comedy bit they did for the nursing homes.
DeleteThat's worth $60 alone!
DeleteThose old farts don't know how good they had it.
He so crazy.
ReplyDeleteIf that preacher knew how Marty treated his siblings, I doubt she'd want him to keep calling her "sister".
ReplyDeleteOh, what the hell. This is his 15th edited revision of this crap:
ReplyDelete"Marty Prehn
6 hours ago
To my friend Pastor Ovella Andreas keep preaching the message of LOVE, HOPE and GRACE, sister, as it will take the death of baby Miracle to advance your VISION for PEACE not only in the streets of the City of Detroit but in the homes as well. Let baby Miracle's life and death have a purpose for God NEVER moves without a purpose or plan when molding a soldier while making a man. This is NOT a gun issue. It is a HEART and HEARING issue and right now in the City of Detroit we are seeing that in many their hearts are deceitful and desperately wicked. The sad and retalitorial death of baby Miracle and the other innocent young babies and children reminds me of the 4 young girls killed in the early 1960's at the 16th Street Baptist Church in the south near Atlanta, Georgia where a bomb went off while these innocent young girls were at Sunday School. This was the SPARK that set the nation on fire for the Civil Rights Movement and motivated Martin Luther King Jr. to say "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH" and to be used by God to say "I HAVE A DREAM". I would compare Pastor Ovella Andreas as a modern day Martin Luther King Jr. who possesses that same fire and compassion that burns within her to bring HOPE, LOVE and PEACE to not only the neighborhoods, streets and homes in the City of Dertroit but to ALL communities across America. Martin Luther King Jr. had a DREAM. Pastor Ovella Davis has a VISION and that DREAM and VISION lives on in all of us who want Peace not only for ourselves but for others who no longer have a voice. We need to be their voices for them to say ENOUGH IS ENOUGH and live that DREAM of PEACE and to STOP THE VIOLENCE. So to my dear friend and fellow community activest and advocate Pastor Ovella Andreas thank you for your vision and may we all obtain our DBA in life and that is to
1. DREAM IT!
2. BELIEVE IT! and
3. ACHIEVE IT!
I hope you like your new official title as DETROIT'S own QUEEN OF SOULS. And Aretha Franklin has it right when she sings what will STOP THE VIOLENCE and that is
R-E-S-P-E-C-T for yourself and for your neighbors in the City of Detroit.
National Elder Advocate and "SPECIAL AGENT"
MARTY PREHN aka
ELDER D.A.W.G. aka MARTY THE MONGOOSE"
After the blacks in Detroit inevitably shun him, whereto next? Swim across the river to Canada?
ReplyDeleteHe's about as wanted as butt cheese on your pizza.
ReplyDeleteSelling tickets at Brownie's tonight, Marty?
Anyone hear a ticket sales update from last night yet? I hope they were "going fast" Marty. As you can see from the countdown above, you don't have much time left until the bill for dinner is due. This is one dinner you can't skip out on the check.
ReplyDeleteAxe a stupid question, expect an even more stupid answer...
Delete"Marty Prehn
6 minutes ago
This is the same DANNY D that will be providing the music at the June 17th METRO DETROIT HOMETOWN HERO'S AND UNITY DINNER AT BARRISTER GARDENS IN MY HOMETOWN OF ST. CLAIR SHORES. TICKETS ARE $50. DUE TO THE RESPONSE OF MY CELEBRITY AND HERO'S CHALLENGE TO THE LOCAL TV NEWS STATIONS THE CELEBRITY AND HOMETOWN HERO'S RED CARPET ARRIVALS WILL BEGIN AT 5:00 PM. DOORS OPEN AT 6pm to ticket holders and dinner served from 6:30-7:30pm with a cash bar and the Dan Haggerty Humanitarian Awards program will begin at 8pm. Candidates running for local primaries or the November election are encouraged to attend and set up their own display tables to promote their political campaigns regardless of their political office or party. This offer goes for the various 501c3 non profit organizations who will be recognized as 1 of the now 22 recipients of the Dan Haggerty Humanitarian Awards. Local law enforcement from the DETROIT METRO AREA, COUNTY SHERIFFS AND THE MICHIGAN STATE POLICE WILL BE RECOGNIZED AS WELL AS PURPLE HEART, BLUE STAR AND GOLD STAR FAMILIES. Plans are also in the works to have this event live streamed and video taped to be distributed and sold for those who were not able to get tickets or live out of state. This will be an annual event for the DETROIT METRO AREA TO RECOGNIZE HOMETOWN HERO'S AND CONTINUE TO STRIVE TO BRING PEACE, HOPE AND UNITY TO THE UNITED COMMUNITIES OF AMERICA. FOR FURTHER INFORMATION ABOUT THIS EVENT AND HOW TO SECURE YOUR TICKETS FOR YOU AND YOUR GUESTS OR SUPPORTERS PLEASE CONTACT ME BY MESSENGER ON FB, BY EMAIL AT mprehn2004@yahoo.com or by calling my cell phone and leaving a phone text message. PRIVATE calls or RESTRICTED calls will NOT be answered and as always cyber stalkers and internet bullies are not invited and will be asked to leave and their tickets NOT refunded. Tickets can be purchased individually for $60, as couples for 2/$100 or a leadership or hero's table of 10 for $500 and your table and or HOMETOWN HERO will be publically recognized as will my friends as it has already been established that I AM A NAME DROPPER. DUE TO SECURITY ISSUES NOT ALL OF THE NAMES OF THE 21 RECIPIENTS WILL BE MADE PUBLIC UNTIL THE EVENT ITSELF. THERE WILL BE A VIEWING AREA FOR NON TICKET HOLDERS AND FANS FOR THE RED CARPET ARRIVALS OF THE CELEBRITIES, HOMETOWN HERO'S AND AS MY FRIEND DENNY MCLAIN DESCRIBES THEM. THE MOVERS AND SHAKERS, SPORT and MUSIC LEGENDS from METRO DETROIT AND MOTOWN. OPPS I DID IT AGAIN. We will also be celebrating my 60th Birthday that took place on May 20th and my rebirth or 2nd birthday after heart surgery on February 24th, 2016 known as CODE BLUE-42. As well as guest and alumni invited from my Alma Mater LAKEVIEW HIGH SCHOOL aka the HUSKIES for my 42nd 1974 class reunion. All graduating years are invited. My co-host for the evening activities is St. Clair Legend and "Chick Magnet" Jamie VICTORY. Tickets 1-200 are already spoken for so there are now only 300 tickets available. My friends and neighbors from TROMBLY aka SESAME STEET, former associates from JC PENNEY'S and friend from my HOMETOWN church youth group are also being invited for a long overdue Calvary Baptist Church reunion. The mini reunions at the funeral homes is not my idea of a real reunion. So don't delay and secure your tickets today. Tickets can be purchased through a Walmart store to store money order transfer using this information: the amount of ticket or tickets to be purchased made out to me Martin E. Prehn or a seperate money order for the total amount of tickets to be purchased made out to me;
Martin E. Prehn
PO BOX 80732
St. Clair Shores, MI 48080
Your money order stub will serve as your receipt and your tickets will be at the WELCOMING TABLES unless you request them to be mailed to you. Personal or corporate checks and credit cards are not being accepted at this time. Call me if you have any futher questions.
X Marty Prehn"
How many times can this retard misspell "heroes", starting with the 500 printed tickets?
DeleteAnd is it 21 or 22, then back to 21 award recipients?
Lack of consistency is the first clue to a fraud...
Thank God he has this blog keeping track of his insanity. It'll come in handy at the mental competency hearing.
Idiot.
"Marty Prehn August 26, 2013 at 8:35 PM
Due to the nature of my activites and the access I have each year I am required to take a mental aptitude test so to refute one of the comments made on the Joey blog. I am not an idiot."
Oh, yes you are.
As we speak, Detroit area judges and television news anchors are rushing to Walmart to send Marty a money order.
DeleteThat post by Marty just screams money scam. Your Walmart money order stub is your ticket? Doesn't really sound like a high class, black tie/red carpet event to me.
Deletesaw a picture of a ticket on the new events page. It says 5 going; surely 1 is farty pants. The ticket has a Chevrolet logo on it. why?
DeleteWhat new event page?
DeleteI've got an idea of what everyone will be drinking in those Solo Cups. He's whipping up one big batch of Purple Drank for those celebrities:
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Next, he'll be liking Arizona Iced Tea and cough syrup...
you would have to be high to see all the "stars".
DeleteBet this looks pretty damn inviting now, eh Marty?
ReplyDelete[IMG]http://i68.tinypic.com/zjt66o.jpg[/IMG]
Beats the Mongoosmobile with a McTrash blanket.
DeleteOn second thought...
Marty is spending his holiday reliving the glory days of his Deed Restrictions advocacy in Berkley two years ago...
ReplyDeleteI thought you vowed to continue that fight, even though no one was even arguing about it, Marty?
Way to go, Chad!
ReplyDeleteSummed him up nicely again this morning. Finally, someone from the media will be at Marty's dinner!
Tuttle, send this guy a CoM T-shirt. Put it on Bob's expense account.
Oh Marty your 5yr old name calling is hurting my feelings. Whah!!! SIKE! LMFAOROTFL you make me laugh big guy.
ReplyDeleteBack off, Flem Ling!
DeletePiss him off and he'll lob a few choice Minions memes your way...
He's that good.
I notice that Marty's big event page on the Dan Haggerty tribute site in now gone. Looks like the cleansing of Facebook of his dinner lies has begun. He'll never find them all though, he lied so many times on so many pages.
ReplyDeleteConcur, the cleaning has started. Got cancellation for some parts of the event.
DeleteYou "got cancellation"????
DeleteYes, I got a cancellation "Metro Detroit's HOMETOWN HEROES and U.N.I.T.Y. DINNER was canceled by Marty Prehn" and invite to "METRO DETROIT'S HOMETOWN HERO'S & UNITY DINNER".
DeleteI cannot PM to you as it appears to be blocked. But wanted to know how to post pictures and contribute here without revealing myself. I have marty scars and just do not want to deal with it any further.
I have seen the picture of the ticket. If you want to post pictures here anonymously, just go to the website tinypic. Follow the instructions then copy the url it gives you for message boards and forums. Paste the url into your comment and the picture will appear when you post.
Delete[IMG]http://i63.tinypic.com/2q9ckyb.jpg[/IMG]
DeleteOh the memories. Seems like it was just a few weeks ago.
ReplyDeleteLater today I will be posting the schedule for the 3 day Dan Haggerty Memorial Weekend that will take place in Macomb County, Michigan which is 21 miles dew north of Detroit. It will be a fun packed weekend to honor an American Legend, a tv Icon and a Hometown HERO. The $73.00 tickets for the Dan Haggerty Memorial Dinner and Dan Haggerty Humanitarian Awards event are going fast. This is a black tie / formal red carpet event in Hollywood fashion and will be like an Academy Awards night with Hollywood celebrities and local and national tv coverage and will be live streamed across America and around the world. This tribute fit for a KING and a guy who was and still is LARGER THAN LIFE begins Thursday afternoon June 16th and ends on Saturday night June 18th. The event page will be closed to the public for security reasons. If you are a member of this Dan Haggerty group fan page you will be able to view the event page but will be asked to not share this information with anyone else.
Thanks!
NATIONAL ELDER ADVOCATE and SPECIAL AGENT TO THE STARS
MARTY PREHN
I was also looking forward to waving my flag at this "historic and patriotic" event. Guess it's not going to happen.
DeleteBREAKING NEWS FROM MACOMB COUNTY. HOME OF HEROESTOWN, USA.
LATE LAST NIGHT I RECIEVED CONFIRMATION THAT MY FRIEND DANNY D AND THE VAGABOND'S WILL BE OUR MUSICAL ENTERTAINMENT FOR BOTH THE DAN HAGGERTY MEMORIAL DINNER / HUMANITARIAN AWARDS EVENT AND WILL PUT ON A EASTPOINTE CRUISIN' GRATIOT CONCERT FROM 1PM UNTIL 4PM ON SATURDAY IN THE PARK AND YOU WOULD THINK IT WAS THE 4TH OF JULY. HE AND HIS BAND WILL BE PAYING TRIBUTE TO OUR MEN AND WOMEN IN UNIFORM BOTH HERE IN THE US AND OVERSEAS WITH HIS LATEST SINGLE "AMERICAN PRIDE" FROM HIS CD "THE LAST CALL". ALSO MAKING A SPECIAL APPEARANCE WILL BE MY DEAR FRIEND US AMBASSADOR TO OUR MILITARY TROOPS MRS. TRUDY ANDES CAMPBELL. SHE IS THE WIFE OF TRAVIS CAMPBELL WHOSE DAD JUST HAPPENS TO BE LEGENDARY COUNTRY SUPERSTAR GLEN CAMPBELL. IT IS BEING REQUESTED THAT EVERYONE BRING A US FLAG TO WAVE AT THIS HISTORIC AND PATRIOT CONCERT AS WELL AS ALONG THE 2 MILE PARADE ROUTE AND DURING THE EASTPOINTE GRATIOT CRUISE. DANNY D IS RECOGNIZED AS THE NUMBER 1 IMPERSONATOR IN THE COUNTRY OF ROCK AND ROLL SINGER ROD STEWART. DANNY WILL ALSO BE SINGING FOR THE 1ST TIME AN ADAPTED VERSION OF THE SONG "OH REJOICE IN THE LORD" THAT PAYS A TRIBUTE TO OUR MILITARY AND THOSE WHO HAVE MADE THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE TO KEEP OUR COUNTRY FREE. THE 18TH ANNUAL EASTPOINTE GRATIOT CRUISE WILL BE AN HISTORIC EASTPOINTE MEMORIAL Eastpointe Cruisin Gratiot Weekend WITH FIREWORKS FROM THE NEIGHBORING ROSEVILLE FESTIVAL EVENT GOING ON IN THE SISTER CITY OF ROSEVILLE, MICHIGAN. AS HARVEY CURLY THE PRESIDENT OF THE EASTPOINTE GRATIOT CRUISE ALWAYS SAY THAT EASTPOINTE GRATIOT M3 WILL BE THE PLACE 2B. AND AS MY FRIEND ACTOR DAN HAGGERTY WOULD ALWAYS SAY "GOD LOVE YA, HELLO AND LIVE TO RIDE AND RIDE TO LIVE." SO GENTLEMEN AND LADIES START YOUR CLASSIC CAR ENGINES AND SING ALONG WITH DANNY D THAT WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A EASTPOINTE CRUISIN GRATIOT PARTY. AND GOD BLESS OUR CRUISERS AND THE USA. AND FINALLY TO ALL OF THE ALUMNI FROM MY ALMA MATTER (LATIN FOR ALL LIVES MATTER) LAKEVIEW HIGH SCHOOL LOCATED IN THE COOLEST CITY OF ST. CLAIR SHORES AND HOME OF THE LAKEVIEW HUSKIES THERE WILL BE A DESIGNATED AREA ALONG THE CRUISE ROUTE WHERE I WILL BE HOLDING MY OWN CLASS OF 1974 42ND HIGH SCHOOL REUNION. ALL LAKEVIEW ALUMNI ARE INVITED TO THIS SILVER AND ROYAL BLUE EVENT. BRING A DISH TO PASS AND BRING THE CAPTAIN AND LIBATIONS WITH YOU. AND EVEN SAL PALAZZOLO AND HELEN CHILDERS AND MY BROTHER'S AND SISTER'S ARE WELCOMED TO JOIN ME. WHAT BETTER WAY THAN THE EASTPOINTE GRATIOT CRUISE TO BRING "UNITY TO THE COMMUNITY". REMEMBER THAT IT STARTS WITH UNI (YOU AND I). AND FINALLY WELCOME TO FANTASY ISLAND AND THE MARTY PREHN CHRONICLES FAN CLUB.
What about the 200 "meros" who were counting on seeing the chick magnet?
DeleteDan Haggerty is up in Bear Heaven, shaking his head...
ReplyDelete"Marty Prehn
2 hours ago
It looks like the Chicago Mayor wants to do what DETROIT is doing and wanting a CODE RED- CODE 22. But DETROIT has what Chicago does not and that is the QUEEN OF SOULS Pastor Ovella Davis from U.C.O.A. CODE 22 and HOMETOWN SUPER HERO'S like DETROIT 300, LIP and Pastor Mo the Street Sweeper, Malik Shabazz the BLACK PANTHER and STOP THE VIOLENCE CEO MICK ROBINSON and the network of block Captain's who ALL have answered the CALL to say ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! Plus the support of Mayor Mike Duggan and Police Chief James Craig and the tv, radio and newspapers to let the punks and the thugs know that they are no longer allowed to control the streets. It is time for OPERATION WEED & FEED. That begins on June 17, 2016 in my hometown of St. Clair Shores at the Barrister Gardens and the Eastpointe Cruisin Gratiot Cruise on June 18th, 2016."
Poor retarded Marty can't find any group or cause to attach his stupid dinner to.
Those Eastpointe tailgaters are up in arms about the blacks in Detroit shooting each other.
DeleteThey've had enough.
"Let's get drunk and drive down Gratiot to show we mean business!"
Seems it was only last year that he tried to hijack the cruise with another snappy slogan - Cruisin' to STOP the Bruisin'.
ReplyDeleteThat was back when he was an Anti-Bullying Advocate.
They told him to F&ck Off...
Since Marty's entire existence is glomming on whatever news topic is trending, I'm predicting he and Jamie will reenact the gorilla story to entertain the black tie and hoodie celebrities...
ReplyDeleteMarty loves my face. My huge Jewish nose and my huge lips which of course he says remind him of Patrick Ewing Jr. And he loves my complexion too. Again picking on a disabled veteran is not that nice Marty. Now he calls me homosexual. Interesting. I think the only one homosexual are the the guy commenting about my lips and face and talks with his girlfriend Carla about the size of my genitilia. While I respect people's sexual preference I thought it was highly strange for him to talk about that. Maybe Marty is what they call a "Bear".
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