"Now is the time, the time is now", but...
There's a somber pale across the faces of Mero's and ticket holders from Nashville to Hollywood and all points in between.
That's right CoMmies, Marty's latest delusion fest, most recently referred to as the Metro Detroit Unity Dinner, has come to its inevitable conclusion. It was cancelled because of lack of payment to Barrister Gardens. Honestly, I don't like using the word cancelled when talking about any Marty event. There would have to be an actual chance there was going to be an event in the first place. We're talking about Marty "The Mongoose" Prehn here. There was not a chance in hell Elder Dawg was going to have any kind of dinner. Keen readers here knew that.
As this blog easily predicted, not a single event Marty claimed was coming in his numerous breaking news posts will happen. I'll do a quick review of the complete bullshit Marty has put out there the last few months. The quantity is so large I'm sure I'll miss a few but, I have complete faith our readers will fill in any blanks I've left.
1. Luau at the "Celebrity Hotel"
2. Celebrity Dan Roast at Gilbert's Lodge
3. Private reception for Corey Clagget
4. Polish dinner with Florence Iverson
5. High Chaparral reunion roundup picnic and country hoedown
6. Red Carpet arrivals at Dinner
7. Black tie buffet dinner with cash bar
8. Variously named award presentations
9. Speeches by Donald Trump, Corey Clagget, Florence Iverson, Pastor Ovella and others, further lumped into "the program"
10. Music to dance to by his good friend Danny D and the Vagabonds, including a song especially written by Marty to the tune of "Oh, Rejoice in the Lord"
11. An antique ambulance on display
12. Donated Harley on display
13. Campaign tables for local politicians
14. Free truck presentation to an Iraqi killer
15. Screening of Justice 4 Jean
16. Reunion tents for church group and high school in the median during the cruise
17. Florence riding in a parade with Marty
18. Free Danny D concert in a park, complete with syncronized flag waving by the crowd
19. No less than four birthday celebrations, including the much anticipated and finally "public" 60th birthday party for the Mongoose himself
20. Live streaming worldwide!
I know I'm missing several but the stupidity gives me a headache. Either way, not a single event will be taking place. Not much value to a ticket holder, regardless if you paid $50, $60, or $73. Bottom line, just the latest Marty delusion in a long list of idiotic events. Mongoosapalooza 2016 was just as successful as the four previous years.
Marty's stupid-ass dinner had at least four different names, 40 winners of the 21 (or was it 22, I lose track) awards, sales of coffee mugs, hoodies, lunchboxes and such. His moronic claims were so unbelievable, they prevented anyone for taking the event seriously. His delusion never had a chance.
Marty;
Once again, your skid-marked pants are around your ankles and everyone is laughing in your idiotic face. Only a person who has no shame or reputation to lose would dare show up at the Gratiot Cruise this weekend, so I guess we'll see you there!
There's a somber pale across the faces of Mero's and ticket holders from Nashville to Hollywood and all points in between.
That's right CoMmies, Marty's latest delusion fest, most recently referred to as the Metro Detroit Unity Dinner, has come to its inevitable conclusion. It was cancelled because of lack of payment to Barrister Gardens. Honestly, I don't like using the word cancelled when talking about any Marty event. There would have to be an actual chance there was going to be an event in the first place. We're talking about Marty "The Mongoose" Prehn here. There was not a chance in hell Elder Dawg was going to have any kind of dinner. Keen readers here knew that.
As this blog easily predicted, not a single event Marty claimed was coming in his numerous breaking news posts will happen. I'll do a quick review of the complete bullshit Marty has put out there the last few months. The quantity is so large I'm sure I'll miss a few but, I have complete faith our readers will fill in any blanks I've left.
1. Luau at the "Celebrity Hotel"
2. Celebrity Dan Roast at Gilbert's Lodge
3. Private reception for Corey Clagget
4. Polish dinner with Florence Iverson
5. High Chaparral reunion roundup picnic and country hoedown
6. Red Carpet arrivals at Dinner
7. Black tie buffet dinner with cash bar
8. Variously named award presentations
9. Speeches by Donald Trump, Corey Clagget, Florence Iverson, Pastor Ovella and others, further lumped into "the program"
10. Music to dance to by his good friend Danny D and the Vagabonds, including a song especially written by Marty to the tune of "Oh, Rejoice in the Lord"
11. An antique ambulance on display
12. Donated Harley on display
13. Campaign tables for local politicians
14. Free truck presentation to an Iraqi killer
15. Screening of Justice 4 Jean
16. Reunion tents for church group and high school in the median during the cruise
17. Florence riding in a parade with Marty
18. Free Danny D concert in a park, complete with syncronized flag waving by the crowd
19. No less than four birthday celebrations, including the much anticipated and finally "public" 60th birthday party for the Mongoose himself
20. Live streaming worldwide!
I know I'm missing several but the stupidity gives me a headache. Either way, not a single event will be taking place. Not much value to a ticket holder, regardless if you paid $50, $60, or $73. Bottom line, just the latest Marty delusion in a long list of idiotic events. Mongoosapalooza 2016 was just as successful as the four previous years.
Marty's stupid-ass dinner had at least four different names, 40 winners of the 21 (or was it 22, I lose track) awards, sales of coffee mugs, hoodies, lunchboxes and such. His moronic claims were so unbelievable, they prevented anyone for taking the event seriously. His delusion never had a chance.
Marty;
Once again, your skid-marked pants are around your ankles and everyone is laughing in your idiotic face. Only a person who has no shame or reputation to lose would dare show up at the Gratiot Cruise this weekend, so I guess we'll see you there!
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| Marty Prehn, Cruise Volunteer to the Stars! |
PS: This blog is making an early prediction that we'll soon see the return of the Berkley Deed Restriction Advocate...
Does this mean his siblings won't be coming to Detroit to "break bread" and make a public apology before going to prison for 20 years?
ReplyDeleteFurther proof that Prehn is a Pathological liar, which is just a small part of the larger picture of the mental instability he has. Lack of morals and character, entitlements, lack of empathy, incapable of real relationships, tries to charm or be charismatic, bullies, etc.
ReplyDeleteHe fits the profile for Anti Social or psychopathy.
"Antisocial personality disorder, sometimes called sociopathy, is a mental condition in which a person consistently shows no regard for right and wrong and ignores the rights and feelings of others. People with antisocial personality disorder tend to antagonize, manipulate or treat others harshly or with callous indifference. They show no guilt or remorse for their behavior.
Individuals with antisocial personality disorder often violate the law, becoming criminals. They may lie, behave violently or impulsively, and have problems with drug and alcohol use. Because of these characteristics, people with this disorder typically can't fulfill responsibilities related to family, work or school."
"Antisocial personality disorder signs and symptoms may include:
•Disregard for right and wrong
•Persistent lying or deceit to exploit others
•Being callous, cynical and disrespectful of others
•Using charm or wit to manipulate others for personal gain or personal pleasure
•Arrogance, a sense of superiority and being extremely opinionated
•Recurring problems with the law, including criminal behavior
•Repeatedly violating the rights of others through intimidation and dishonesty
•Impulsiveness or failure to plan ahead
•Hostility, significant irritability, agitation, aggression or violence
•Lack of empathy for others and lack of remorse about harming others
•Unnecessary risk-taking or dangerous behavior with no regard for the safety of self or others
•Poor or abusive relationships
•Failure to consider the negative consequences of behavior or learn from them
•Being consistently irresponsible and repeatedly failing to fulfill work or financial obligations
Adults with antisocial personality disorder typically show symptoms of conduct disorder before the age of 15. Signs and symptoms of conduct disorder include serious, persistent behavior problems, such as:
•Aggression toward people and animals
•Destruction of property
•Deceitfulness
•Theft
•Serious violation of rules
Although antisocial personality disorder is considered lifelong, in some people, certain symptoms — particularly destructive and criminal behavior — may decrease over time. But it's not clear whether this decrease is a result of aging or an increased awareness of the consequences of antisocial behavior."
Since Marty never has to face any Consequences...he'll never seek help, and these sick games he plays won't cease. (Sounds like Sr. and Jr. both have this.)
http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/antisocial-personality-disorder/home/ovc-20198975
Does this mean Ovella is free tonight?
ReplyDeleteI'm axing her to dinner at Popeye's...
At least now Marty has some free time for important stuff like this.
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What? He gave up on his much touted goal of 5,000 fake friends by the day of the dinner?
DeleteWasn't that supposed to be part of his "program", starting at 8:00 tonight?
And who the hell is praying for him and about what?
Black Carpet arrivals should be starting any minute...
ReplyDeleteI am standing her now. The sound of traffic, no red carpet or band, no limos. Just another day in June.one word GOPRO
ReplyDeleteNow is the time, the time is now...
ReplyDeleteTrying to get ahold of Tuttle here...
ReplyDeleteCall my cell! You have the number. I'm having drinks with RC3.
DeleteHaha another total Marty FAIL!
ReplyDeleteAn Epic Delusion.
DeleteSo I'm sitting here on Gratiot with my eight children, ready to start waiving our flags as soon as we see Florence Iverson and Trudy Campbell in the parade, then it's off to the park for a patriotic sing-along with Danny D and the Vagabonds.
ReplyDelete"Never Hide your American Pride" and all...
What would this cruise do without Marty Prehn and his good volunteer works?
It's interesting. I am a free guy with no monitor on my ankle today too. Basically Marty is a Nobody like his fried Bill Windsor says. It was Great to win the largest Defamation Case in History and now collecting $350,000 is even better. It should be on his Credit Report by now. Shucks!
DeleteDonate it to Marty's 501c3 dujour...
DeleteSo the countdown clock at the top shows the number related to Marty in every way possible. His shape/size, intelligence, character, honesty, and how many successful "events" he spearheaded.
ReplyDeleteMarty Zero Prehn. Wear that hat proud you lying, conning, thieving POS!
Ha! I think I'll leave the clock there for a while. Great observation.
DeleteLOL!!
DeleteNo word from the Mongloser about his failed event? No admissions? Just all kinds of crickets? Looking for new "friends" to con already I see. Lets add "Zero Shame" to the long list of zeros.
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ReplyDeleteFor your Viewing pleasure. Out of my side mirror Jamie came in "White Lightening II" I wonder what the first one looked like and what happened to it. could it have to do with anything the number of Burn outs he did as we drove down the road? But, really It was all in Fun. I was surprised to see him Driving there. That Minivan sounded like it was not your normal soccer mom vehicle and I swear once that I even heard an Air Horn.
ReplyDeletehttps://youtu.be/nZxYzq3ObIo
Must be the only black guy at the cruise that would pose for a picture with Marty.
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Now Marty can invite his "friend and actor Eddie Murphy" to come to a meet and greet with this history making man. Ohh and a black cop who really isn't the first black officer in Eastpointe history. Look it up you lazy ass.
And it's just "Beverly Hills Cop" that his friend Eddie played in. Not "THE Beverly Hills Cop".
DeleteRetard can't even lie well.
Eastpointe hires first black officer in about 20 years
The question is: Does he have one of those magical 501c3's?
"Mr. Prehn. I need to talk to you about a Fraud Report filed by the manager of Barrister Gardens..."
DeleteI doubt he's "friends" with the owner of that steel company. If he was such friends why did they not donate $1,000 to the dinner?
ReplyDeleteSoon I plan on going out to do selfies at the dan Haggerty eagle.
Back off, Tuttle!
ReplyDeleteJamie doesn't have to axe, he was a co-host.
Besides, they let anyone ride in the car, even the lowly volunteers...
Anyone like to bet that Marty will not organize an actual out of the darkness walk. I believe he and the pastor could have an out of the darkness walk Detroit with all those groups and really raise money and actually have the walk. Let's see what happens. Marty don't let me down. I will even donate!
ReplyDeleteThere's something strangely oxymoronical in there, but I ain't gonna touch it...
DeleteHey Flem? Since Judge Gorcyca is already in the hot seat, for not admitting actual evidence of abuse into the case of the Tsimhoni case, maybe now is a good time to file your complaints against her, for allowing Prehn to simply stand there, spewing lie after lie about his alleged undercover work and not allowing you to present the actual evidence against Prehn?
DeleteClearly his pattern of lies as recently proven in this fake event, illegal solicitation using trademark protected works for financial gain and the hundreds of name dropping posts of his fake greatness and "friends" would support how Gorcyca didn't do her job, and simply ruled on here-say, failing her job of due process under the law.
I'm fairly confident that, should it be revisited, Flem would easily get his protection order.
DeleteAnyone else think it's beyond reprehensible that Marty has been allowed to exploit Jamie like he has? Considering his exploitation and abuse of Elderly? It's disgusting to me, and the fact that no one is stopping him irks me to no end. Has Marty been able to con Jamie out of money? Who's watching this shit head around Jamie?
ReplyDeleteCar? Try golf kart...
ReplyDeleteHappy Father's Day, Gerhard Prehn.
ReplyDeleteYou have a lovely daughter and a piece of shit for a son, who had your remains buried under a ton of dirty clothes, porn magazines and McDonald's trash...
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I have to wonder if Marty was actually switched at the hospital with the real son of the Prehn's. Marlene is such an amazing woman, with so much love, compassion and dignity, and Farty is the polar opposite. There had to be some mistake at the hospital...
DeleteLike maybe Bernice vacated while giving birth and they threw away the baby?
DeleteNo, like someone else gave birth to that retched POS, and knew from that very moment he was pure evil, and switched him with the Prehn baby, who's out in the world doing good things -- which this evil POS has never done.
DeleteWould you want to claim that thing as your kid? Pfffttt. Everyone runs from him eventually, why not his real parents.
I'm not giving up on the theory that the baby got flushed and they mistakenly raised a pile of meconium, naming it Marty.
DeleteWhat a long four days. Kinda like watching Cartoon Network, featuring nothing but mentally ill characters.
ReplyDeleteThe sheer depth of Marty's stupidity is nothing short of proof that God is a practical joker at heart.
Viva la Mongoose!
The only way I can think of to describe these past few days:
DeleteMARTY WOW!
His days of trying to infiltrate the black community are over. They, especially the hot pastor, will no longer give him the benefit of a doubt.
DeleteDoes not appreciate being made to look like a fool. Giving the opening prayer, turned into co-host, to Marty's date, to using her ministry's tax ID number...
Live and learn.
"That white asshole is toxic..."
After this latest delusion, I'd say it's abundantly evident that his children and siblings couldn't care less about him or they'd get him the help he's obviously screaming for.
ReplyDeletehttps://youtu.be/eoHzUTOOvKg
Poor dejected Elder Dawg! Searching his own Facebook page for anything to post that might make him look good. Pfft.
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At least she got the "female version of Marty" part right...
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Slopehead.
Looks like a Mero to me!
DeleteBut wouldn't buy a ticket, either.
DeleteFor you newer readers, this is what the Slopehead above was responding to:
Delete"Marty Prehn
May 18, 2014
So Marty Prehn is blocked from posting on his fb page???? LMAO My guess is that Robin Heaps Williams fiancé of Gaetano (Guy) Moceri does NOT want the truth to come out about her. She has given the courts the green light to authorize search warrants and to even have her picked up for a mental evaluation. She claims that I don't have the balls to do this. Not so. However she has neglected to point out that what she and Gaetano Moceri and Johnny Dinardo and Dave Wilson have been involved in is a RETALIATION EVICTION and that my civil and constitutional rights have been violated as well as them being involved in racketeering for financial gain. My right to privacy has been violated and several threats have been made against me or my friends or other family members. My mail has been tampered with and I on several occasions blocked Robin Heaps Williams from my fb page. She then took on the name of Robert Cookout III or a likeness of this name and has continued to harass, intimidate and stalk me on the internet. I believe this has been done with her recruiting a person or persons that are at my workplace. Photos have been taken by a person in the truck driven by Mike Harding who sells tools. I will be posting the inspection report on my fb page and on the internet and in a newspaper article EXPOSING all that Robin Heaps Williams and her co-conspirators have been involved in. All of the requirements are there to show that I was and still am a victim of a retaliation eviction at 22423 Hayes in Eastpointe, Michigan at a home owned by Gaetano Moceri's mother Augustina Moceri. It was Gaetano that admits to changing the locks on March 1, 2014. My rent was paid through February 28, 2014. This eviction is UNLAWFUL because neither Augustina Morceri or her son who he claims to be her agent acting on her behalf did not follow state law when it comes to a proper eviction notice. Guy threatening me to have my father's ashes flushed down the toilet was the straw that broke the camels back. That is something a sick person would threaten to do and then be stupid enough to put these comments on a voice message to me after being told several times not to contact me. Time to shut Robin Heaps Williams UP and for Gaetano Moceri and Primo Frame and Collision to be SHUT DOWN. Let the charges begin. I will be posting all of the text messages that Robin Heaps Williams had sent to me even after telling her not to contact me as this matter was none of her business. Mrs. Moceri had asked me to get the exotic snakes and rats removed from the basement by contacting the City of Eastpointe since her son Guy would not do so. Much has come out in the ongoing investigation and the phone records will show that when the home where I was renting was broken into that it is now known who was involved in that breakin. The reason for the breakin and the coverup that followed. My bed room had been broken into previously and I was told by Guy Moceri that this was the day we had a heavy snowfall and must have been the day when there was an earthquake and the house settled and that is why my door no longer locked. The door had been kicked in the same way when the break in occurred when I was home. Court on this matter will begin on June 18, 2014 at 1:00 pm. Maybe Sean D. Fleming would care to join us. Charges against the others named will be forthcoming including interfering with an official police investigation and providing false information to the investigating officer. What will also come out once these players are on the witness stand and under oath to tell the truth is who contacted their neighbor the Clinton Township police officer and gave him false information that my son was a heroin dealer and to have his place monitored. Could it be that one of these individuals was the confidential informant that SET Detective Justin Locke talks about in his narrative?"
Marty hates the world and it hates him right back.
I have to say my video of cruise Gratiot is doing well. So well, that it might get a spot on the Cruising Eastpoite Gratiot Web Page.
ReplyDeleteSo, Marty - why don't you explain to your adoring fans why you were a no-show at East Detroit High School on Friday? The committee was all talking about you. So we're the four or five representatives from our law enforcement community...
ReplyDeleteMust have a red carpet in there...
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Ohhh, that brilliant Special Agent. He secretly moved the location of his big dinner so his cyber stalkers wouldn't be able to crash the party. Is that Donald Trump I see peeking out the window?
DeleteLook closer and you'll see Florence giving him a lap dance.
DeleteIs that a leadership table she's dancing on?
DeleteGood catch, Tuttle!
DeleteIn all reality, Marty was sitting there on the floor, eating some unidentified junk food, playing with his phone and reliving his dream of being up to his eyeballs in tuxedo'd Hollywood Cowboys, Nashville Superstars, War Heroes on parole and a spattering of black people...
Thank you!!!! Will make sure this picture of Marty's plate is given to my local LE agency.
DeleteWhen someone objected to Marty posting that plate, didn't he say something like "it's in the public domain"? Then mocked the lady by calling her "Matlock"? I guess turnabout is fair play, huh Marty.
ReplyDeleteTotally destroyed the shocks on the driver's side...
ReplyDeleteEveryone hates Marty and his list grows by the minute...
ReplyDelete"Marty Prehn
29 minutes ago
My NEW motto about cyber stalkers and HATERS. Yeah I mean you FEM LING and Renee Karrington and Pete Rubeano and Chad Stewlewski and BLEM LING.
Added a share preview to this post.
Marty Prehn
14 minutes ago
My NEW motto about cyber stalkers and HATERS. Yeah I mean you FEM LING and Renee Karrington and Pete Rubeano and Chad Stewlewski, Mitch Miller and BLEM LING."
Seriously, Marty. Name one person who has met you that doesn't hate your guts, including your children and family. Jamie doesn't count, but I'm sure he's just too nice to tell you to f&ck off.
DeleteI dare you to come up with a single name.
I've never seen a more worthless, immature, lonely pathetic wretch in my entire life...
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I have to say very narcissistic. Those people really probably don't know him.
DeleteI'm sure Marty and this guy are old friends who see each other often.
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Back off, all three of you!
DeleteWhy, Marty and his new friend, Vlad, are every bit as close as he and Dan Haggerty ever were...
LMAO! What an accomplishment in life hu? Sending friend requests to anyone and everyone, and getting hooked up on a spam list where FB fake troll accounts a phishing. HAHAHAHA he's so clueless, but as long as that fake number makes him feel like he's accomplished something hu?
Delete(guess it matters not, that out of those 1000's, he never has more than a few likes, and random comments here and there. That's not telling is it? HAHAHAHA)
ROFL. Marty found out that I have turned over the photo of his vehicle and plate to the LE who protect me - and he launches into a temper tantrum about how I am cyberstalking him? And, yep Marty, the LE now have a copy of that too.
DeleteSing it, brother Mitch...
ReplyDeleteHilarious.
Tuttle - send that guy a T-shirt.
DeleteMight as well send one to Jamie Cook, too.
No need for a Documentary, it was already done. It was a "Historic Event" for sure! Smile Marty -- you've been exposed. Over. And. Over. And. Over! POS! Scamming, abusive, criminal! (Oh, and being voted the loud mouth in 6th grade, just proves how long you've actually been a BULLY!)
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxHTfg0wEb4
Ahh, the historic red carpet event that was to be held at his old high school, complete with his own memorial service and a donated coffin...
ReplyDeleteEveryone was supposed to dress like a superhero there, too.
Stephanie Hoskins should get busy with her own "good works", starting with signing the commitment papers.
***Tax Code for Dummies***
ReplyDelete"501c3" is not a magical incantation that means "free money", Marty. It's a section of the IRS tax code that grants tax exemption to charitable organizations. Accordingly, donations to same can reduce someone's taxable income and the amount paid to the government.
Therefore, the choice comes down to giving money to Marty directly or paying taxes to support deadbeats like Marty in general...
Been a boring week since the em non existent dinner all did not take place.
ReplyDeleteBREAKING NEWS:
ReplyDeleteFlem Ling, and his sidekick Ali-Cat, are doing everything possible to STOP Marty from achieving the enviable goal of 5,000 FAKE FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK.
Marty - as if your empty life isn't stupid enough...
Ahh Marty and his 5yr old insults. Maybe he wishes that elementary school went better for himself. Shucks! He has a great imagination all the imaginary dinners, walks, PPOs, raids, task forces, lawsuits, jail time, and much more. You could make a great late night fiction drama out of it. LMAOROTFL I love guys like Marty who watch my YouTube videos and post them all over. I love getting paid and views from his 5,000 friends. Where else can I get better advertisement from that of Marty's timeline. Thanks Marty.
DeleteWhen you haul that asshole back in front of Gorcyca, be sure to bring the screen shots of her being one of Marty's 21 or 22 Mero's.
DeleteHe won't be able to gloss over that "Marty Moment"...
How do I subscribe to the insider page?
ReplyDeleteMarty's self-loathing is showing:
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Must really suck to be trapped in the mind and body of a total idiot, day after day...
OMG did he really just say that? "just to get some media attention..."
DeleteHoly Hypocrisy...
Name dropping Prehn? TagQueen? 5000 Fake Facebook Friends Fiend? Damn the Delusional Torpedoes full Megalomania Marty ahead!
Marty is that guy whom friend requests you. You look and wonder who he is. You have to go check out his timeline and wonder WTF. Then you block or delete th request. Or he maybe sends you a request filled by some Facebook message he has prewritten. All in all its like blind friending. That's why Facebook blocks him all the time. Just to know that Facebook is owned by a Jew gets under his Nazi roots.
DeleteThat's P-R-E-H-N for members of the media.
DeleteAfter sixty years, all he has in life is 4,000 or so fake Facebook friends who couldn't care less if he was hit by a bus tomorrow.
DeleteOh Marty, Telling your friends that I hacked into their accounts. LOL another delusion of yours. Protest Rally in front of my house. I would have to make a criminal complaint for harassment. Here are some facts. That Dinner did not happen. Your Delusions of my Hacking is not real.
ReplyDeleteMarty is so remarkably stupid, he can't even do simple math...
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Amazing that this moron has been able to sit up and take nourishment on his own.
Looks like Flo is confused as to why Marty is so obsessed with how many Facebook friends he has.
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Having no decent excuse for why his entire self worth depends on his internet friends count, Marty takes the easy way out and just deletes Flo's question. Marty Wow!
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I wonder if any of his new friends are from Banglidesh. They could be followers of Bill Windsors too. I also notice his efforts to convince his friends I am some cyber hacker rather failed in an epic way.
ReplyDeleteBack off, Flem Ling!
DeleteBefore you know it, they'll be protesting in front of your house for their "brother Marty"...
Marty might get distracted I have a Arab neighbors.
DeleteYeah, but he's got an army of 4,025 loyalists to back him up.
DeleteBy Marty's math, that's only 75 short of 5,000.
Don't be shocked to find Vlad from Russia on your front lawn tomorrow morning...
DeleteI don't know how much poor Marty can handle, what with his close friend Ann B. Davis (Alice) croaking and now the other half of his dynamic duo with Pastor Ovella Davis telling him to f&ck off...
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell. Time for a fundraiser.