Move Over, Dan. Your Dinner is Dead...

"Now is the time, the time is now", but...

There's a somber pale across the faces of Mero's and ticket holders from Nashville to Hollywood and all points in between.

That's right CoMmies, Marty's latest delusion fest, most recently referred to as the Metro Detroit Unity Dinner, has come to its inevitable conclusion. It was cancelled because of lack of payment to Barrister Gardens. Honestly, I don't like using the word cancelled when talking about any Marty event. There would have to be an actual chance there was going to be an event in the first place. We're talking about Marty "The Mongoose" Prehn here. There was not a chance in hell Elder Dawg was going to have any kind of dinner. Keen readers here knew that.

As this blog easily predicted, not a single event Marty claimed was coming in his numerous breaking news posts will happen. I'll do a quick review of the complete bullshit Marty has put out there the last few months. The quantity is so large I'm sure I'll miss a few but, I have complete faith our readers will fill in any blanks I've left.

1. Luau at the "Celebrity Hotel"
2. Celebrity Dan Roast at Gilbert's Lodge
3. Private reception for Corey Clagget
4. Polish dinner with Florence Iverson
5. High Chaparral reunion roundup picnic and country hoedown
6. Red Carpet arrivals at Dinner
7. Black tie buffet dinner with cash bar
8. Variously named award presentations
9. Speeches by Donald Trump, Corey Clagget, Florence Iverson, Pastor Ovella and others, further lumped into "the program"
10. Music to dance to by his good friend Danny D and the Vagabonds, including a song especially written by Marty to the tune of "Oh, Rejoice in the Lord"
11. An antique ambulance on display
12. Donated Harley on display
13. Campaign tables for local politicians
14. Free truck presentation to an Iraqi killer
15. Screening of Justice 4 Jean
16. Reunion tents for church group and high school in the median during the cruise
17. Florence riding in a parade with Marty
18. Free Danny D concert in a park, complete with syncronized flag waving by the crowd
19. No less than four birthday celebrations, including the much anticipated and finally "public" 60th birthday party for the Mongoose himself
20. Live streaming worldwide!

I know I'm missing several but the stupidity gives me a headache. Either way, not a single event will be taking place. Not much value to a ticket holder, regardless if you paid $50, $60, or $73. Bottom line, just the latest Marty delusion in a long list of idiotic events. Mongoosapalooza 2016 was just as successful as the four previous years.

Marty's stupid-ass dinner had at least four different names, 40 winners of the 21 (or was it 22, I lose track) awards, sales of coffee mugs, hoodies, lunchboxes and such. His moronic claims were so unbelievable, they prevented anyone for taking the event seriously. His delusion never had a chance.

Marty;

Once again, your skid-marked pants are around your ankles and everyone is laughing in your idiotic face.  Only a person who has no shame or reputation to lose would dare show up at the Gratiot Cruise this weekend, so I guess we'll see you there!

Marty Prehn, Cruise Volunteer to the Stars!

PS: This blog is making an early prediction that we'll soon see the return of the Berkley Deed Restriction Advocate...

Marty Prehn Plays His Last Trump Card!

Dear CoMmies,

Throughout my time as editor of this blog, there have been very few occasions where I was rendered speechless and unable to report on Marty's complete stupidity. I'm afraid this is one of those times. We've all been quite entertained while watching Marty change his dinner lie to gain the attention of his most recent guest demographic target. It now appears Marty has been shunned once more so the dinner has changed again. Here is the latest fantasy.

"Marty Prehn
We will do better than that. On June 17th at the Barrister Gardens in my hometown of St. Clair Shores, Michigan I will be having a birthday party to celebrate Donald Trumps 70th birthday which is June 14th aka FLAG DAY. We will also be celebrating my 60th birthday which was on May 20th and we will be celebrating the birthdays of 2 other AMERICAN HERO'S. The first is for a former US ARMY and AMERICAN POW Corey Clagett who was incarcerated for over 10 years at Fort Leavenworth after being tried and convicted as a war criminal under the flawed ROE's or RULES OF ENGAGEMENT in a combat situation. His last 6 years he served his country in solitary confinement. He was just released and SET FREE on March 31st, 2016. He will celebrate his birthday for the 1st time in over 10 years. He will also vote for the 1st time in over 10 years and will vote for DONALD TRUMP to be his next PRESIDENT and a real Comnander in Chief. My other AMERICAN Hero is a 94 year old marine and fb friend who has adopted me as her fb son. We have never met and will do so next weekend at the 1st annual METRO DETROIT HOMETOWN HERO'S AND UNITY DINNER. An invitation has been sent out to the Donald Trump people to rearrange his schedule now that the Presidential primaries are over to come to this event and thank both of these AMERICAN HERO'S for their service and celebrate our birthdays together and work together to bring UNITY to the COMMUNITIES and to the REPUBLICAN PARTY at least in the METRO DETROIT AREA and to address the issue of ELDER and GUARDIANSHIP ABUSE and look for solutions to STOP THE VIOLENCE and senseless murders that top the evening news every night. It is time for the media to focus on the HERO'S in the world and not the ZERO'S in the world. I am extending this personal invitation to Donald Trump and his beautiful country and family first or will that be 1st family after the November 2016 Presidential election? This way Republican candidate for President Donald J Trump can come and thank Corey Clagett personally for his service and sacrifice and PROMISE when President of these UNITED STATES that one of his 1st Presidential Executive Orders will be to grant full and unconditional pardons to those AMERICAN HERO'S known as the LEAVENWORTH 10 and publically vow to be the BEST DAMN COMMANDER-IN-CHIEFS this Country has seen since my friend Ronald Reagan was in the White House. Florence Iverson turned 94 on April 15, 2016. And June 15th is the day recognized as the US and International Elder Abuse Awareness Day. Alot to celebrate for. Tickets for this UNITY and REBIRTH of America birthday celebrations are only $50 and can be purchased by contacting my by friending me on fb or calling my cell number which Scott Haggerstrom now has which is 1 586 563 0989 to get your tickets for this historic event. For security reasons and for a head count tickets must be purchased by June 12th at the latest. Democrats and Independents are invited as well as this is a UNITY dinner and a CALL 2 ALL for GOD TO BLESS AMERICA and return AMERICA to being GREAT and respected by the rest of the western civilization. The celebrity and METRO DETROIT HOMETOWN HERO'S red carpet arrivals begin at 5pm dinner served from 6:30-7:30pm and the announcements of the 22 METRO DETROIT HOMETOWN HERO'S who will be the recipients of the Dan Haggerty Humanitarian Award will be announced after the 8pm program. Music will be provided by my friend DANNY D and there will be a cash bar and drinks and dancing and birthday celebrations going on until 1:45am and REMEMBER TO NEVER HIDE YOUR AMERICAN PRIDE.
16 minutes ago ·"

After reading this comment I feel there  is just no way I can recap all the implications it presents in one article. Instead of trying, I'm just going to let everyone here notate what they notice about the latest changes in the comments below. Thanks in advance for your participation.

God love ya and hello...

Tut