Marty Prehn Assembles his Defense Dream Team

Good times are here again CoMmies! It appears the long awaited hype from Marty Prehn concerning his great PPO hearing with the master criminal Flemshady has begun. We all knew it was only a matter of time until the Mongoose had to spew some lies concerning his upcoming court appearance. After all, that's what Marty does best, tell completely idiotic lies that usually don't even make sense. Here is the first comment that I'm sure will just be the beginning of a continuous stream of stupidity that only Marty Prehn is capable of supplying:

"Marty Prehn Lawless America
March 15 at 2:07pm ·
If anyone has been cyber stalked, harassed, threatened and felt intimidated by the activities of Flem Shady please contact me at my e-mail address which is mprehn2004@yahoo.com or my cell phone which is 1 586 563 0989 and send me what information or screen shots you have to show what appears to his illegal activity on the internet. There is a PPO hearing on April 13, 2015 at 1:30 pm in Oakland County at the Circuit Court there before the Honorable Lisa Gorcyca. If you can be at court at this time as a witness against Flem Shady let me know. If you are able to call in to the Judges clerk on that day to be on a conference call to share how you have been cyber stalked and harassed please let me know. I will be posting the public record of what Flem Shady has filed with the court in order to try to get a PPO against me once he realized that Detective Jeremy Dixon had suggested to me that I should do this in order to get my cyber stalker to stop harassing me. The detective has ascertained that Flem Shady is "out of touch with reality" and it is he that is harassing me and not the other way around."

Above posted, by the way, to a page set up for a clown who's currently in jail for violating a - you guessed it - protection order. Also owes Flemshady a cool quarter million...

After watching Marty for quite some time now, I think I'm qualified to point out what the real meaning of this comment truly is. Marty is asking people to send him information and screen shots to show that Flemshady is a cyber stalker. Why would Marty need this stuff from people who are not involved in his PPO defense? I would think with all the times we've seen Marty cry about being cyber stalked, he'd already have plenty of evidence to back up his claim. He's also supposedly had an Oakland County judge issue protection orders against Sean Fleming and Marty has them in pocket, waiting to be served, but that's another article. I just see this as another example of Marty trying to get others to fight his battle for him. Even the dumb ass Elder Dawg has figured out he has no defense for his continued harassment of Sean Fleming. Now he's been reduced to begging for others to provide his defense for him. I don't think that's going to work for Marty, even if he was provided with screen shots. What might have happened between Sean and people other than Marty can't be used to justify his constant harassing. It just doesn't work that way, you idiot.

The next part of this comment is typical Marty. The idiot is calling for people to show up for his hearing on April 13th to testify for him against Fleming. Marty is so stupid, he is incapable from learning from his previous moronic experience. Did Marty learn nothing from his great court appearance in support of Bill Windsor's PPO attempt last August? You would think he would remember the judge telling him to sit down and shut up when he wanted to testify. If by chance someone actually showed up to support Marty, which I highly doubt happens, they won't be allowed to speak. This hearing is about Marty only, no one else. Marty needs to pull his head out of his ass before he ends up looking even worse in front of the judge - again.

The next part of this comment is the standard Marty lie. He asks people who might be available to call during the hearing to contact him. He appears to be claiming the clerk will be hosting a conference call that will be included in the hearing. Even Marty isn't dumb enough to think this is actually going to happen. How can he think anyone believes the court is going to allow Marty's "friends" to join in on his defense via conference call? That is one of the dumbest things he's ever said. Since Marty has now announced this court hearing telephone conference on his Facebook page, I think we should all call the clerk and ask if we can also participate in this call. I know several people who would like to "say a few words" about Marty during the hearing. Let's all help Marty out and give that poor clerk a call. Maybe she'll let the judge know what Marty has planned.

The last part of Marty's latest stupidity is really the same crap he's been claiming for months. The comments to Marty by the detective were based on Marty claiming Sean writes this blog. Marty has claimed many people write this blog based on who he's currently mad at. The problem with this defense is it's not correct. Sean has nothing to do with the production of this of this blog in any way. When the judge asks Marty how he knows Sean is behind this blog, I doubt "Because I said so" is going to be a suitable answer, especially considering that he's probably the most prolific liar on the planet. The entire state of Michigan knows what an idiot Marty is, so I can't see a judge just taking his word on anything. Good luck with that stupid claim Marty, it's just not going to work.

In closing, I'll leave you with a few questions: Is Marty's lack of any evidence for his defense already starting to show? Is Marty trying to turn his hearing into a circus in an attempt to distract from the truth of what he's really been doing? How many people will actually call the clerk and will any of them be in support of Marty? How long will it take the judge to tell Marty to sit down and shut up?

Stay tuned for the answers to these questions and the next installment of complete idiocy from Marty Prehn. 

Ed note: Why are you checking this blog from Carquest when you're supposed to be in Philadelphia with Glenn Beck today?

Marty Prehn Goes on Advocate Hiatus

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As we wait for the next quart of bile to stream out of Marty's mouth, I can't help but wonder what the Mongoose has been up to lately. Is Marty spending his every waking hour preparing for his big court showdown with Flemshady? Has he been tied up researching his next advocacy cause to hijack? Maybe writing more letters on the behalf of others to claim Flemshady is stalking him at places he doesn't live? Or, is he now unable to get off of Linda's couch in his weakened condition while he waits for Jr to raise the money for his heart transplant? Right idea, Jr, but aim for a full brain transplant. I'll bet even his own family and classmates would rally behind that cause.

In reality, Marty has taken his Mongoose laziness to a new level. I would have thought the hype machine would be going full speed ahead for his upcoming Protection Order defense. We all know Marty could never step into a courtroom without a press conference with the national media in attendance. And, of course, he could never be a defendant without predicting fireworks and upcoming courtroom arrests, complete with cuffs being slapped on, for numerous people who aren't involved and won't even be there. I'll admit, I'm a little disappointed in Perry Mason-Prehn's lack of threats and lies. Has Marty finally reached the point were it's now too much work to tell his usual lies? It's almost as if his creativity dried up, like so many discarded tissues found near his bottle of hand lotion last year.

Another sign that Marty has become even more worthless than he already was, he hasn't tried to become an advocate for any new hot media topics. Surely his alleged pilot's license makes him an expert and gives reason to exploit the families of the recent airliner tragedy in France. Is Marty now too lazy to perform his "good works" from the couch or toilet at Linda's? How long has it been since Elder Dawg worked behind the scenes to bring great change to society? There has to be a petition somewhere he needs to sign and take credit for. Is there not a victim somewhere that needs Marty as a guardian angel, despite the fact they have never met him or even heard of him? Maybe if Marty sent Jamie Cook more pictures of himself to put on the front page of the Macomb Daily, that Dr Chism follow up article will finally get written. Come on, Marty. Think out of the box!

Could all of this inactivity actually be a sign of real trouble for the Mongoose? Has his alleged heart condition become so bad, it takes every ounce of energy Marty has just to waddle out to the Mongoosemobile and go on a McRun a couple of times a day? Could Jr actually have been honest about his love and concern for his father and best friend needing a heart transplant? In the now famous words of our old friend Bob Cookout, Marty is so full of shit you could unscrew the top of his head and dip it out with a spoon! The only reason for Marty's latest inactivity is nothing more than laziness and lack of motivation. He's even become so worthless, others have to attack his enemies for him. Hi, Carla!

I'm only left to wonder this: Has Marty finally just decided it's no longer worth the effort to be an idiotic ass? Is being a complete idiot now just too much work for the Mongoose? Has Marty gotten so fat that he can no longer lift his arms long enough to post a few threats, hateful comments, and outright lies? Or has Marty just been beaten into submission? Stay tuned to find out and thank you for having more interest in Marty Prehn than everyone he's ever met in his pathetic, miserable life.

Love and kisses,

Tut

Evil Mongoose Spawn...

Not dissimilar to giving your son a Bubble Mower or daughter an Easy Bake Oven, Marty is preparing Jr to follow in his footsteps; aka Mongoose Tutoring.

Throughout our coverage of Marty Prehn's antics, we've seen plenty of examples of what a lowlife he truly is. Nothing sacred - nothing off limits.

Marty has spent at least the last twenty years doing his best to get others to pay his way through a life of leisure and sitting around eating too much. From his parents, various scams, fundraisers, Florence Iverson and anyone else Marty could con into donating a few dollars to help with his imaginary "good works", Elder Dawg has depended on others to support him. The reason Marty is constantly looking for something to attach his name to for some media coverage is simple; he needs to manufacture evidence of his advocacy work to post on his Facebook page so he has something to reference when begging for money. It's hard to ask people to donate to Marty's cause of the month when all he really does is sit on his enormous ass searching the Internet for things to take credit for.

Marty the Junior lived with his dad up until Marty lost his parent's home. Jr saw first hand how Marty depended on anyone he could to pay his bills and more importantly, feed him. When your father has no job, and no plans to get one, it's hard for a youngster to learn the value of hard work. Marty's absolute refusal to work to support himself set the example for his son, who was watching the whole time. It now appears that Marty Jr is going to follow in his fathers footsteps and start trying to scam his way through life. 

That's right CoMmies, you are actually seeing that correctly. The above picture is a screen shot from Marty Jr's (aka Marty Erwin) Facebook page. It is a link to a GoFundMe.com page set up by Jr to raise funds for his father's emergency heart transplant. I can only assume Jr decided that selling drugs was just too much work and has now moved into the family business - scamming donations. Daddy must be so proud!

Obviously, Marty has passed his strongest character traits on to the next generation of worthless, idiotic morons named Martin E Prehn. I guess it's safe to say Jr has now graduated from Mongoose Tutoring. Jr is following the Mongoose playbook so closely, he didn't even bother to think up a new scam. He just recycled his mentor's "I Need a Hero" fiasco, and dumbed it way down while increasing the impact of the lie. Who can forget the Marty narrative posted here where the Mongoose was trying to con Ellen Degeneres, Paula Deen and others because he needed a lifesaving pacemaker and was gonna put on a star studded weekend long event, complete with his own eulogy and casket!

Jr is now attempting the lazy version of the same scam. No need to send messages to famous people, or announce a fake fundraiser. Just spend five minutes setting up a donation page and now claim that his precious papa Marty needs a heart transplant - yes, that same papa that he removed as a Facebook friend and dropped his last name. Jr has managed to do even less work than Marty did when this scam was first attempted. Has Jr now taken the famous Prehn laziness to a new level? Has the student now become the master?

Now that Marty Jr has decided to follow his infamous father's career path, what should we expect to see from him? If Jr follows his Mongoose Tutoring like his dad taught him, he should soon be announcing his great advocacy against something he is guilty of doing. Of course, Jr's options are more limited than Marty's because he's so much younger. He hasn't had the time to commit the variety of low life acts his father has. Will Jr become an advocate against drug sales and use? Maybe Jr can have a Camp Out to Stamp Out Assault with Bodily Injury (less than manslaughter, of course). Or, he could take up the fight against using stolen credit cards online. How about advocating to end Bridge Card/Food Stamp fraud? The list of possibilities grows by the day! In my opinion, Jr should organize a Walk Against Deadbeat Parents. He could use some of the money raised to pay down his back child support before he ends up in jail again for non payment.

Tay Tay needs some new shoes, Marty Erwin!

Special Agent gets Special Service

Spring is in the air, CoMmies! As the renewal of nature is upon us, we here at CoM welcome the changes that spring brings. New green leaves on the trees, flowers blooming and new idiotic threats, lies, and complete stupidity from Marty Prehn. Welcome back Spring!

It has now become clear what the latest service attempt Marty was dodging is. Sean Fleming has filed for a Personal Protection Order against the Mongoose. Apparently, Marty discovered what the Sheriff was trying to serve him with recently. Not to be told what to do, he secretly showed up for the scheduled hearing without accepting service for it - only to find it rescheduled until notice is formally given. The court itself gave the Special Agent a verbal Special Notice and insisted on a valid mailing address for a First Class Mail copy. Bam! Served by an officer of the court and I'm sure all kinds of notes were taken on the case file jacket about how this Defendant operates. That must be what prompted the following comment:

"Marty Prehn

Any guess who was a no show at a PPO hearing at the Oakland County Circuit Court today. I sure as hell no that it was not me. As Ricky Ricardo used to say YOU GOT A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO. Perjury and stalking charges for the applicant for making false statements and trespassing and phone harassment

Edited · Like · 1 · More · Mar 4 "

A little simple research shows just how stupid Marty and this comment is. Elder Dawg avoided service of the notice for this hearing. The parties involved have to receive notice a certain amount of time before the hearing is held. Since Marty wasn't served, the hearing was rescheduled for a later date. Marty was informed of this change when he arrived at court that day. But this is Marty we are talking about, so he has to spew a couple of lies just to try to make it appear that Flemshady did something wrong. Sorry Marty, you were the one dumb enough to show up for a hearing that you dodged service for.

As is Marty's latest tactic when it's time to start lying and making stupid threats, he has to include his partner in idiocy, Carla. These morons blessed us with this exchange on her Facebook page:

"Marty Prehn

OMG is that your cyber stalking Flem Shady? He was a NO SHOW at court today.

1 · More · Mar 5 at 2:56am

Carla Sauer-Iyer

The judge's secretaries and us had such a great time waiting for that Pussy Shady Sean to reveal his grotesque RED monster looking face. I wonder how many years he will get in jail?

· More · Mar 5 at 5:26pm"

Marty has to claim on Carla's page that Sean was a no show even though he was told the hearing had been rescheduled? And is Carla trying to claim she traveled all the way to Michigan from Florida to attend a PPO hearing that doesn't involve her in any way? Was she going to be Marty's star witness like Marty was in the big Bill Windsor PPO hearing against Flemshady last year? You remember how that worked, right Marty? "Please sit down and shut up Mr Prehn". It appears to me that Marty actually wrote this comment for Carla and she did a copy/paste just to assist Marty with his lifelong campaign of lying bullshit. I'd figure only Marty is dumb enough to start referencing jail time as a result of applying for a PPO. Stupid is as stupid does, I guess.

Now that Marty knows Sean is seeking a PPO, he and his Florida stooge have started their all out assault of the notorious criminal Flemshady. The lies and threats will be flying over the course of the next month from both of these idiots. Here is a good example of the stupidity we can look forward to:

"Carla Sauer-Iyer

Cyber stalker and pathological liar degenerate Sean Fleming will be in a jail cell soon for making death threats and harassing and stalking women, children and the elderly.

Like · 1 · More · Mar 5"

Spoken like a graduate of Marty's "Mongoose Tutoring", Carla. 

Just once, I'd like to see one of these idiots post proof of any kind of death threat Sean has made. Marty, pointing out your lies, scams and fake fundraisers isn't a death threat, it's only a threat to cut off your donation and attention seeking. And now Flemshady is stalking and harassing women and children? I don't believe Sean has been recorded driving by a young, single mother's home in the Carquest delivery vehicle lately. How 'bout you, Marty?

With a little more than a month until the actual PPO hearing, we can all look forward to Marty coming up with new lies and threats leading up to the big event. Based on this comment, you can see Marty plans on including dumb ass Carla in his games:

"Marty Prehn

You all look like Rock Stars. See you on April 13th at 1:30 pm for the court hearing. And it looks like someone will be charged as a cyber stalker and for trespassing on private property and telephone harassment."

I guess Marty is claiming that Carla will be making another trip to Michigan to attend the PPO hearing. Marty will also be presenting his latest criminal charges against Flemshady. It's going to be another great Perry Mason moment for the Mongoose! It's only a matter of time until the list of pending charges grows, press conferences on the courthouse steps announced, maybe even a screening of Justice 4 Jean in the Carquest parking lot. "Come meet the Special Agent Marty the Mongoose Prehn and his star witness, Terri Schiavo's former Diaper Changer Carla Sauer-Iver."

Things are looking up, CoMmies! Spring is here and Marty is poised to supply us with a month's worth of idiotic comedy. Happy Days are here again!

More Mongoose Stupidity

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Mongoose Burrows Underground

Like Robert Cookout before him, Marty feels the need to skip town and run, but for entirely different reasons.

When Bob sold his highly successful blog, Chronicles of Marty, he pursued his second passion - getting drunk and stumbling around all day on a beach in a foreign country.

Marty, however, just feels the need to run. And run he is...

In today's coverage of Marty's latest stupidity, I thought I'd stick with the Mongoose's chosen subject matter from this past weekend. Marty decided he needed to start attacking Flemshady once again. This time, Marty circled back to a subject he has posted about previously on the now incarcerated Bill Windsor's page. The idiot Elder Dawg left this comment for our amusement:

"Marty Prehn likes a link.
February 28 at 5:35pm ·
Some people just don't understand the words STOP and CEASE and DESIST. 2 interesting court cases involving Flem Shady. in Oakland County case 2005-707865-DM involving a Brenda Lyn Fleming and a another case 2012-792145-DO. with Teresa Pasternacki. The 1st case is a divorce hearing involving a minor child and the 2nd is a divorce case without any children involved. Interesting that in atleast one of these cases a Personal Protection Order was requested. Gee I wonder why? Fireworks? you betcha"

As you can see from this comment, Marty has no shame about his continued harassment attempts aimed at Flemshady. After wasting countless hours searching public records for any kind of dirt he can dig up on his latest target, all the moron can come up with are summary divorce records - dates, status, etc. Marty is so stupid he thinks he's found something to use to attack somebody once again. He goes so far as to post the case numbers for Sean Flemings two divorces. This just makes it easier to research what Marty is trying to use for harassment. After looking at the records, Marty's big hint that Sean was somehow violent and had a restraining order placed on him to protect a woman is standard Marty. It's complete bullshit as usual. The restraining order was issued to both parties to restrict them from selling off any marital assets before the divorce was complete - pretty standard procedure when you actually own stuff purchased during the marriage - another foreign concept to Marty. So where are the "fireworks" Marty seems to think he posted? Duds.

Since Marty has decided that posting about people's past divorces is considered "fireworks", and Sean refuses to play Marty's latest stupid little game, I thought I'd highlight one of Marty's two marriages that ended in divorce. If he thinks that other people are bad because they divorced, then what his past marriage reveals says so much more about what type of person the Elder Avenger is.

Marty's second marriage victim was a woman named Rebecca (Becci) who now lives in Berkley Michigan. I've never figured out how Marty could ever convince any woman to marry him to begin with but, it appears he pulled it off. Apparently this woman didn't pick up on what a loser Marty really is until it was far too late. Maybe Marty convinced her he was a rich and powerful man because this happened while Marty was spending his parents money faster than they were. Becci missed what should have been a huge red flag that Marty was worthless. While planning their wedding, in an attempt to have a free party, Marty tried to include his wedding reception in an anniversary party his siblings were having for their parents. Of course the siblings refused to let Marty turn a celebration of their parents successful marriage into his wedding reception just because he was too cheap to pay for it himself.

I'm sure it didn't take Becci long to figure out what a total waste of excessive skin Marty Prehn really is. After several years of dealing with Marty, Becci had finally taken all she could of the fat idiot. She left Marty and later filed for divorce. This is when she got another great example of what type of person she had been conned into marrying. In Michigan, a marriage has to last a certain length of time before either party can ask for spousal support in the divorce. Marty began doing what he's now become famous for; dodging service of legal papers. Marty had figured out that if he avoided service long enough, he could ask for spousal support from Becci because she was the only one who actually had a job during the marriage. Marty, being the complete piece of shit we all know him to be, saw an opportunity to find a way to get money from another victim. Fortunately for Becci, process servers caught up to the the running fat ass Mongoose on Valentine's Day before Marty reached his spousal support finish line. Kinda the story of Marty's pathetic life, never manages to finish anything.

As Marty continues his usual attacks on people just for exposing what a lying scam-attempting loser he really is, we are hearing rumors that Marty is once again dodging a process server. Why is Marty running this time? Is it just instinct for the Mongoose to flee anytime someone has a legal summons for him? Is someone finally going to sue Marty for all of the things he does to hurt people? Does law enforcement want to question Marty about his involvement in the crimes committed by Bill Windsor? Whatever it is, Marty must know it can't be good because there are so many things he's guilty of. Marty is doing the same thing he's been doing his entire life - running from the reality of the true idiot loser he has always been and always will be.

Fireworks Marty? You betcha. Fireworks indeed, you hapless dumbass.