Inside the Lair of the Mongoose: A Glimpse Into the Bowels of Hell

Today is not only a historic day for all of the readers here at CoM but for the entire internet - all 80 billion of them. Never before has the general public had the privilege of seeing the inside of the Lair of the Mongoose. Until now, this hallowed site had been a closely guarded government secret. From the looks of these pictures, that was for the health and well being of the public. 

As you can see, Marty went to great lengths to camouflage the top secret activities that took place here. To the untrained eye, this looks like the inside of a garbage dumpster or perhaps a goat's stomach. Only a brilliant Undercover Special Agent could conceive of this incredible plan to protect his tools for espionage. 

I can only imagine how many starlets were seduced by the Mongoose on this mattress. I doubt most respectable bed bugs would go near that mess. Is this where Marty planned on going when he said "your place or mine" to his seduction targets? Could this be where Linda fell victim to Elder Dawg's charm?  Sounds about right, as she obviously has no self respect or sense of smell.

This could be a very important picture from the Lair. Could that box be Marty's collection of FBI surveillance tapes? One or more of those VHS tapes must be the footage from his months long stake out of an apartment. How many hours of masturbating with stuffed animals are recorded on those tapes? I'm sure by now Marty has worn most of them out watching them over and over and over. Please notice the relatively close proximity to the hand lotion supply discussed below.  We'll report back once we unstick them and borrow a VHS player from the Smithsonian to review.

Of course this was Marty's most important forensic tool while analyzing the MVZ tapes. I shudder at the thought of what he was "shaking not stirring" with that bottle of lotion. Overcompensation comes to mind with a bottle that size...

It has been reported that when remediation of this pig sty began, the smell immediately induced violent vomiting episodes from several people. How could someone as influential and successful as Marty live this way? Is this where he hosted Senators, Attorneys General, Sarah Palin or Bob Seger? My most important question would be: Is this really where the late Mr. Prehn wanted his wife to join him for all of eternity - under all of this Mongoose piss soaked crap? I think we all know the answer to that question.

I'd say these photos are proof positive that MARTY PREHN IS THE MOST DISGUSTING EXCUSE OF A PERSON ON THE PLANET.

If any reader wishes to argue that point, have at it.  We're certified experts on Marty.