Marty Prehn: Mongoose Re-Invented

Having failed miserably with his elder advocacy, Marty has discovered his newest area of expertise. Apparently during his Facebook suspension, Marty decided he would become a land use and deed restriction advisor. 

As Marty now continuously posts about how the City of Berkley, MI cannot allow a thriving business to better serve it's customers with better parking, I'm reminded of several things:

Marty can't get a rental agreement in his name. 

He has never bought real property with his own money. 

Lost at least three properties for non payment of mortgage and taxes.  

Evicted recently from renting a 10' x 15' bedroom, but is now a real estate expert.

Wouldn't this be the same thing as a man who abused his elderly mother suddenly becoming an elder advocate? Or his various "fellow veteran" crusades even though he's never served a day in his miserable life in any service? How about parading around with his stupid Secret Agent hat when everyone knows no official agency would have anything to do with him? And let's not forget claiming to be a bodyguard when he's probably the biggest wimp on the planet.

A self proclaimed graduate from BJU, he obviously lacks the spelling and grammar skills of a 10 year old. With his pilot's license, he's qualified to deliver auto parts. In fact, as a candidate for Michiganian of the Year, he's accomplished little more than pissing people off, dodging creditors and landlords and swindling a senile old lady in Minnesota for money.

If we have learned anything from watching Marty, it's that he doesn't do anything unless he's found a financial motive for it. So why is he now acting as a real estate advisor you ask? Because he has now set his sights on a elderly war veteran that is involved in the parking dispute in Berkley, MI. Marty saw an older gentleman with money and in need of advice and suddenly became an expert in the area this man needed advising in. 

The sad part about this is, as usual, Marty is in way over his head in the subject matter. He lacks the basic intelligence needed to get more than a part time remedial job, but thinks he can navigate the laws involved in deed restrictions and city zoning. This would be laughable if there wasn't an elderly victim once again being scammed by the Mongoose. 

We can only wonder what Marty is charging this newest victim for his services. How much has he already scammed from this elder? How deep has Marty worked his way into this man's financial affairs? How long until Marty gets his hands on the deed to this man's house and tricks him into signing it over to the new and improved "Elder Dawg"?