As we head into another weekend here at CoM, I can't help but think about our poor hapless idiot. As the world continues on without Marty being able to lie to it on Facebook, I'm starting to worry Marty will soon be forgotten. Other than the readers here, has anyone noticed the absence of one of the greatest men of the past century? From the looks of it, the answer is a emphatic NO!
I've really started to miss Marty's FB rants and threats. He spent every day of his pitiful existence telling the world what a great man he was. In reality, he was really showing them that he was a moronic coward who never once backed up or followed through with a single thing he said.
I always knew Marty was an idiot but I had no idea he was such a coward. Over the last few months it has become very clear that Marty is nowhere close to being a man. I've seen eight year old girls with more courage than him.
It started with his domestic violence incident. Marty is twice the size of the man he claims attacked him. How much damage could this man have done to Marty? I have an image in my head of Marty wearing a little terry cloth robe with curlers in his hair, crying in the arms of a policeman 6 inches shorter and 100lbs lighter than him.
Marty was so scared of his landlord's fiancé that he abandoned every thing he owned rather than talk to her on the phone. He even claims he left his only remaining bargaining chip against his siblings behind- his own father's ashes! How much fear would you have to be in to just leave everything and never look back? Why was Marty so afraid of her?
Now it appears Marty is going to hide behind his felon son and try to have Jr clean up the mess his pussy father has created. Why would Marty Jr suddenly become so interested in his father's piss soaked pile of crap? Was there something in that trash that was important to Jr? If so, why did he wait so long to start trying to scare people into giving it to him? Now Jr is finding out that the Prehn name doesn't really strike fear into people. How could it when the father is the biggest lying coward in the Metro Detroit area?
Where are all your high powered friends, Marty? How come you can't get a real fulltime job or place to live? How come you STILL haven't paid the property taxes on the cottage you inherited?
I guess I won the bet you made with me that you can get Ellen to buy your bullshit and be on her show, wearing that ridiculous hat and shabby sport coat of yours. Sean Fleming came closer to meeting her than you did!
I'll close today with a direct challenge to Marty: Come face your detractors here! Prove anything we say about you on this blog is wrong. Finally grow a set and face the people who continue to point out what a liar and coward you truly are! What do you really have to lose at this point Marty?
Maybe now that he's banned from Facebook, he's busy working on his Federal case against his sister. After all, she was supposed to be in prison for 20 to life starting last year.
ReplyDeleteHe's so full of shit. Might explain his enormous size and smell...
"Marty Prehn
ReplyDeleteFeb 19
My filmed interview along with almost 1,200 others was presented to each member of Congress on February 5th and 6th. Next I am hoping to be able to provide testimony as to what happened to Dr. Jim Chism and what led to my mother Bernice Prehn's death by starvation by my sister and the racketeering that went on amongst the Michigan and Colorado attorney's and 2 probate Judges. This will be before the Senate Judiciary Committee and will be televised. I have also been invited by Bobby schindler who is the brother of Terry Schiavo who was allowed by court order to be starved to death. This event will take place in Philidelphia, PA and Sarah Palin will be the guest speaker. That event will take place on April 5th. Plans are in the works with the executive producers of the ELLEN show to have me as a guest as well as my surrogate mother Florence Iverson who in from Minnesota and will be 91 on April 15th. We will have a little birthday party with ELLEN and cover the issue of Elder and Guardianship Abuse."
"Marty Prehn
DeleteSo little Bobby the bet is whether or not I can get on the ELLEN show is that right? Any extra points if my friend Jennifer Love Hewitt shows up on the set as well? PONY UP BIG BOY
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It's been a year, Marty. How's this lie working out for ya?
Delete"Marty Prehn Do you have an agent that you are working with and are you up to appearing on the ELLEN show and Jay Leno with me? Remember this is a public relations event that needs to be done to show national support.
May 20 at 10:20pm · Like"
I would say PONY UP BIG BOY! But I promise you Marty has absolutely nothing I want.
Delete"~...Then get my corporate friends from JC Penney's do also become a corporate sponsor as I used to work with them and this will be my way of getting on the ELLEN show as she is now a national spokes person for JCP. Just imagine how we word get the word out to STOP the Abuses going on against the Elderly who have lost their voice and their rights.
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Marty Prehn Hey ELLEN are you catching this girlfriend?
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Marty Prehn WHO WOULD LIKE TO BET ME THAT i CAN'T GET ON THE ELLEN SHOW? ANYONE? ANYONE?
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Marty should have Jr call Ellen for him. Jr could tell Ellen there will be trouble if she doesn't have them on her show. She could do a show about worthless lying deadbeat dads and how it gets passed down from father to son!
DeleteHe only gets one phone call and it'll probably be about selling his Bridge Card again...
Delete"Marty Prehn Ellen this also includes my 3 brothers and 2 sisters who conspired to defraud my fathers Living Trust and worked to financially destroy me and leave me homeless. I have been without electricity since May 11, 2011 and the gas just got shut off due to the malicious acts of my siblings and their attorney's and the fraud of the court in Colorado Springs. I would like to suggest to get actor Mickey Rooney on the same show as he testified back in March of this year in Washington DC to expose the fraud and corruption that 1000's have been subjected to.
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So when he wrote this to Ellen, he hadn't paid his electric bill for six months, yet continued to feed that enormous gut?
Always amazes me when poor people can afford a half dozen Big Macs for dinner - then beg strangers for money...
And of course getting a job never crossed his lazy ass mind. He just sat there waiting for someone to pay his bills for him. Story of Marty's life!
Delete"And if by chance you have an extra $10,000 laying around I do accept charitable contributions and most likely will use it to help others. "
DeleteOh yeah. True to form Marty bullshit...
It's really very funny that blog hits are at an all time high since Marty's Facebook time out. I've also had several of his "friends" contact me. Apparently people are Facebook friends with him just so they can laugh at his stupidity. Now the blog is their only source for moronic Marty.
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious!
DeleteMarty is God's parody of the human race...
You'd think this country could at least postpone Armed Forces Day until Marty can do a teary-eyed video on Facebook for his "fellow" men in uniform...
ReplyDeleteI'm writing my congressman now.
If nothing else, consider "all the good works" he does.
DeletePeople, we're precipitously close to canceling the SCS Memorial Day Parade.
Think about the children. For God's sake, think of the children...