Perhaps Marty may spend time with what might be Jr's last weekend of freedom? Jr probably has better plans.
Unlike Marty, we here at CoM have families that like spending time with us. That being said, we'll be taking a break for the holiday weekend while Marty is busy taking credit for running the SCS Memorial Day parade.
Unlike Marty, we here at CoM have families that like spending time with us. That being said, we'll be taking a break for the holiday weekend while Marty is busy taking credit for running the SCS Memorial Day parade.
We'll leave you with this rerun to enjoy and a reminder that this is an opinion and satire blog (as displayed at the bottom of each page) and will not tolerate or endorse any threats or innuendos to do harm to our Mongoose muse.
Originally posted 2/20/14
Top Secret Mission Statement:
Readers often ask me "What is the purpose of this blog if you're not trying to stop Marty?"
Let me start from the beginning. Marty Prehn originally drew attention to himself by posting outrageous and threatening remarks on a different blog. He immediately became a blog favorite, made famous by reposting his diatribes as "Marty Moments". So popular and numerous that he warranted his own individual blog - nothing more. There is no hidden agenda to stop him, as without his crazy antics and remarks we'd cease to have purpose.
Thus, allow me to articulate that purpose:
The mission of this blog is to aggregate various "Marty Moments" for their entertainment value to our readers. We love reading and sharing our opinions of the wild and crazy antics of Martin E. Prehn. Readership is diverse, coming from as far away as Perth, Australia and Singapore and even from Marty's hometown of Eastpointe, Michigan. We hope to provide entertainment to those readers for as long as Marty continues his outlandish behavior for our reading enjoyment. Marty, in spite of his real or imagined association with various other groups, is the sole entertainment focus of this blog. We don't pretend to police their stupidity. Hell, if we figured it out, so can they!
Granted, some of Marty's actions are anything but entertaining. It is no laughing matter when he stalks women, both in person and on the internet. Nor is it funny when he makes ridiculous accusations including murder and abuse. Although hilarious in it's irony, impersonating an FBI/CIA agent is serious business. But looking at him parading around with his silly hat does provide some comedic relief. It certainly seems like Marty violates his official oath of office every time he opens his mouth or browser. How can he in good conscious wear his Elder Avenger cape when online documents belie his posturing of fighting crime against the elderly? For that matter, is he the Elder Avenger, the Mongoose or his latest incarnation the Elder Dawg? This blog will do it's best to keep you updated.
So there you have it. More fun than keeping up with those Kardashian's, the Chronicles of Marty brings the Mongoose to your homes and offices everyday - without fear of him sticking you with the tab or begging for money!
Marty writes about make believe death threats. He tells people I am dishonorably discharged, which is false. Marty and his friends deanna kloostra, Maria melinn, and bill windsor all like to use the word Cyber stalker when met with opposition SMH.
ReplyDeleteThey all want to think your some paid agent of the government or someone like thier ex making some huge conspiracy about it all. Lmfao.
While they shout online about what they are advocating for and those oppose they want to harass, name call, and more. What kind person are they who will never be a leader at all.
While I am sure not many people listen to them all, they are funny to read about. This is america I served for. I won't let these want to be patriots take it over forcing thier agenda and beliefs down my throat. That's why we accept all types. I have to live with the bills and the Marty's in life. But they are so childish they can't seem to understand my right of free speech to have my own ability to stand up for what I'm for or opposed to.
Get a grip this holiday.
Just be sure to get your butt to his Memorial Day Veteran's Biker Rally this weekend.
DeleteHe promised he'd get his friend Kid Rock there...
Right! After Denny McLain grand Marshall's the parade?
ReplyDeleteThought for sure he'd be tractored behind a truck like one of the floats...
DeleteI have a feeling Marty is going to have a bad holiday weekend.
ReplyDeleteHelpful tip for all those 14 year old girls who get their Facebook privileges taken away....
ReplyDeleteYou can still take advantage of the "Like and Comment" function and rehash the same worthless threats from 2012!
"Marty Prehn likes an article.
Yesterday at 10:59am ·
Here is an additional article regarding the financial exploitation of a vulnerable adult very similar to what was done to my mother by my brother's and sister's and the Colorado Probate court out in El Paso County and the court appointed guardian, conservator, guardian ad litem and the attorney's for my brother's and sister's and the attorney for the court appointed conservator. In all over $200,000 were swindled just in legal fees alone. Looks like this case will be heard in the Macomb County Probate Court and then US Federal Court in order to get JUSTICE for what was done to my mother. This most recent case also opens the door for the biological children of Dr. Jim Chism to go after their step mother for how she financially exploited her husband order to circumvent a living trust.
Macomb Probate Judge gives kind of harsh opinion in estate dispute"
if Marty had a dollar for every time he's made that threat, he'd be able to pay the back taxes on the cottage and still have enough left over to at least partially pay his Dimitri's tab...
DeleteBouchard was at our parade in Madison Heights and I was not apprehended or questioned and we shook hands.
ReplyDeleteMarty will claim the only reason "his friend, Mike" was there was to scope you out...
DeleteI'm pretty sure Sheriff Mike is aware of Special Agent Prehn via Troy mayor Slater .... who Marty has attacked and libled all over the internet ...
DeleteHow's that working for ya, Marty?
ReplyDeleteHappy Memorial Day!
"Marty Prehn I am thinking that we need to get Kerry in the SCS Memorial Day Parade and he can walk with me to get the honor and respect that he deserves for serving our country. This HUGE smile is much better then I 1st met Kerry. I believe the parade route this year will be down Harper to I am sure there will be a HUGE cheering crowd for Kerry when he walks by the Country Diary. November 11, 2013 at 7:34pm · 1
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Marty Prehn Oh what the hell I will see about getting him to be the Grand Marshall for the 2014 SCS parade. I will assume there will be a family party at the house for our HERO!
November 11, 2013 at 7:45pm"
"Marty Prehn Anna please contact me a my email address mprehn2004@yahoo.com and call me at 1 586 563 0989 and let's get your son home back where he belongs. Where is home? I will get you direct access to the Chairman of the Senate Armed Services Committee the Honorable Senator Carl Levin who is a personal friend of mine from the Detroit area. Friend me and let's get your son home to you where he belongs. Tell me more about your son. I see that my friend Congressman Allen West has spoken up on your sons behalf. I am working to get a bike rally together in Detroit during Memorial Weekend this year and hope you will be able to attend and tell your son's story.
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"Marty Prehn Did I mention that there will be some real live Husky dogs at this years reunion picnic? Classes with a 5 year incremental reunions 1959,1964, 1969, 1974, 1979, 1984, 1989, 1994, 1999, 2004, 2009. We will be looking for classic cars from these years to be on display for photos to be taken and a drive down memory lane. Whose car do you remember as being a really cool car while attending Lakeview High School? My friend FISH at INCHES custom car restoration will be having some of his restored "pimped out rides" on display and there is a rumor that a DeLorean like the one on back to the future will be on display and also in this years Memorial day parade. The class of 1974 is challenging these other mentioned years to a parade float contest for the 2014 Memorial Day Parade. I have to get with Bob Montgomery and the SCS Parade Committee but several of my Detroit Tiger old timers from the 1968 and 1984 World Series Championship Teams have agreed to take part in the parade and possibly our reunion picnic as well. Helen Childers check with Bob Seger who is vacationing on Maui and see if he is still going to come and sing a few songs with Billy Hulet and the Hip Replacements. The invite is also out to Kid Rock and other unnamed tv personalities. Does anyone besides myself remember Russ Ryans 1968 or 1969 white and orange convertible Camaro that was the Pace car for the Indy 500 in 1969. It helps that his dad either owned a Chevy car dealership or worked there. My friend FISH has one of those and pimped out Nick Fairley's Escalade who is #98 on the Detroit Lions Football team.
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"Marty Prehn The honorable thing is to do this while they are both alive. Bill is suffering from Alzheimers and Dementia and this needs to be done in 2014 during memorial weekend and have the remaining 1968 Detroit Tigers join me in the St. Clair Shores Memorial Day parade to celebrate them winning the World Series 45 years ago in 1968."
Delete"Marty Prehn - Want to guess who will be walking with the Chairmen of the Senate Armed Services Committee next week in SCS at the Memorial Day parade? As my cousin Sarah Palin ALWAYS says YOU BETCHA.
DeleteMay 19, 2011 10:09am"
Unlike marty yesterday I was in the parade and was part of the memorial service and actually helped lay a wreath for the fallen soldiers and families.
ReplyDeleteThat just makes you a worker bee. Marty is more of a "behind the scenes/calling the shots" kinda guy.
DeleteRight the guy on the golf cart eating all the ice cream bar he suppose to be selling
DeleteZackly.
DeleteDidn't see Fatty at the SCS parade today ... maybe he didn't know they moved it from Jefferson to Harper Ave .... did see Martha Reeves ... and am pretty sure Fatty will soon post and claim she is a close personal friend & only was in the parade because Fatty asked her ... LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL !!!!!!!!
DeleteBack off!
DeleteI'll have you know that Marty was one of the original Vandellas...
Are you referring to Martha from Martha and the bandellas? Cause I know someone close friends with her.
ReplyDeleteVandellas.
Deletehttp://www.macombdaily.com/lifestyle/20140525/st-clair-shores-parade-honors-fallen-heroes
DeleteNary a mention of hometown hero, Marty Prehn...
Just didn't seem like Memorial Day without a Star Spangled Facebook tribute or crying-in-his-beer video from Marty this year.
ReplyDeleteDamn Facebook suspension...
"Marty Prehn Not trying to keep the home fires burning Sunny. I am trying to set this country ABLAZE with Patriotism. 1 if by land and 2 if by see I will do whatever it takes to get these guys SET FREE! And btw am looking for a few good men and LOTS of passionate women. Care to join my crusade?
Like · Jan 17, 2011
Marty Prehn I can hear Uncle Ronnie right now. "What the HELL do you mean we have our own men in prison for killing some damn terrorists. They were just doing their jobs. Get me some Congressional medals of honor and open thiose damn prison cells or I will come and kick them in myself. I am the Commander in Chief of what is the greatest fighting force in the world and NOW IS THE TIME to get "my boys" SET FREE! Oh and round up all of the incompetent Jag asses and toss them in solitary and toss away the keys.... AND THAT'S AN ORDER! DAMN LIBERALS and COMMIES.
Like · Jan 17, 2011"