Marty Prehn: Desperate Media Groupie

I hope everyone enjoyed their Marty Free Holiday Weekend!  Thanks to Facebook and the SCS parade committee, there were no Marty rants or credit stealing to distract from the festivities. However, the peaceful break is now officially over.

On Wednesday, Marty's Facebook time out finally came to an end. Marty was in a sharing and posting frenzy for most of the day. Only one post really caught our attention though. A posting of a news report video showed us just how desperate Marty is and the lengths he will go to just to get in front of a news camera crew. 

The photo above is a screen shot from a video Marty posted. The meeting where he is sitting in the front row is for a parking dispute in a town Marty doesn't even live in or have any valid reason to be at. The media coverage of this meeting had been announced on the news prior to the event. I assume Marty saw this and immediately began making plans to hijack yet another public event with the hopes of making it on the news.

Here is Marty's comment addressing the video he posted:

"Marty Prehn recommends an article on Myfoxny comments. YOU GO JACK! And OMG was that a MONGOOSE mobile sighting in the video footage? Who can find that White Stallion that is driven by the Elder Avenger aka the ELDER DAWG? And just where was Marty the MONGOOSE when the tv cameras were interviewing these people? Neighbors feud with Vinsetta Garage over parking"

How desperate is this man for any form of attention? This comment shows Marty is so obsessed with getting his idiotic mug on TV that he'll put himself at risk just for the slim chance he might show up in the edited footage. He chose to risk driving his uninsured and illegal Mongoosemobile across Detroit just because he thought he could get on TV for 5 seconds. How early do you think he got there to make sure he was in the front row? Marty had to insure he was in the prime location to help his odds of the camera panning the audience while filming the speakers and neighbors who have a valid concern on this zoning issue.

With the total mess Marty's life is in you would think he could spend his time more wisely. How can just catching a glimpse of yourself on TV be so important? How desperate can a man be for attention that he thinks his five second accidental news appearance would impress anyone? Shouldn't he be getting ready for Jr's sentencing today? Or preparing for his court ambush attempt on Robin and Guy during his upcoming domestic violence hearing? Maybe he should consider looking for a real job that would allow him to get the Mongoosemobile legal again? How about a trip to the landfill to reclaim all of his "intellectual property" that was tossed in the trash? None of these things are as important to Marty as that brief view of his fat ass on TV?

And he wasn't even permitted to wear his idiotic Special Agent hat in the meeting chambers!

Happy Memorial Day Weekend

Perhaps Marty may spend time with what might be Jr's last weekend of freedom?  Jr probably has better plans.

Unlike Marty, we here at CoM have families that like spending time with us. That being said, we'll be taking a break for the holiday weekend while Marty is busy taking credit for running the SCS Memorial Day parade. 

We'll leave you with this rerun to enjoy and a reminder that this is an opinion and satire blog (as displayed at the bottom of each page) and will not tolerate or endorse any threats or innuendos to do harm to our Mongoose muse.

Originally posted 2/20/14

Top Secret Mission Statement:

Readers often ask me "What is the purpose of this blog if you're not trying to stop Marty?"

Let me start from the beginning.  Marty Prehn originally drew attention to himself by posting outrageous and threatening remarks on a different blog. He immediately became a blog favorite, made famous by reposting his diatribes as "Marty Moments". So popular and numerous that he warranted his own individual blog - nothing more.  There is no hidden agenda to stop him, as without his crazy antics and remarks we'd cease to have purpose.

Thus, allow me to articulate that purpose:

The mission of this blog is to aggregate various "Marty Moments" for their entertainment value to our readers. We love reading and sharing our opinions of the wild and crazy antics of Martin E. Prehn.   Readership is diverse, coming from as far away as Perth, Australia and Singapore and even from Marty's hometown of Eastpointe, Michigan.  We hope to provide entertainment to those readers for as long as Marty continues his outlandish behavior for our reading enjoyment.  Marty, in spite of his real or imagined association with various other groups, is the sole entertainment focus of this blog. We don't pretend to police their stupidity.  Hell, if we figured it out, so can they!

Granted, some of Marty's actions are anything but entertaining. It is no laughing matter when he stalks women, both in person and on the internet. Nor is it funny when he makes ridiculous accusations including murder and abuse. Although hilarious in it's irony, impersonating an FBI/CIA agent is serious business.  But looking at him parading around with his silly hat does provide some comedic relief.  It certainly seems like Marty violates his official oath of office every time he opens his mouth or browser. How can he in good conscious wear his Elder Avenger cape when online documents belie his posturing of fighting crime against the elderly?  For that matter, is he the Elder Avenger, the Mongoose or his latest incarnation the Elder Dawg?  This blog will do it's best to keep you updated.

So there you have it.  More fun than keeping up with those Kardashian's, the Chronicles of Marty brings the Mongoose to your homes and offices everyday - without fear of him sticking you with the tab or begging for money!

Marty Prehn's Vicious Spin Cycle

And so, dear readers, the cycle of Marty begins anew.
  
Learning nothing from his recent suspension from Facebook, Marty couldn't wait to find an open WiFi signal and start spinning his craziness again.

It is somewhat comforting to know some things never change, such as Marty's rants and underwear...

"Marty Prehn likes a link. · Edited More information uncovered regarding Sean David Fleming. (really Marty, you uncovered something all by yourself?) Sending this information to the Michigan State Police and the Michigan Attorney General (what about the FBI, CIA, DOJ, DOD, or the VFW?) in order for them to bring charges of cyber terrorism against Sean D. Fleming. (You going to give us a hint as to what this info is?) And a special thank you to all of my fb friends who have been so kind as to send me so many birthday greetings. (They have no idea who you are, dumb ass) Thanks so much for your love and (accepting my Facebook) friendship. A special birthday dinner tonight is on the agenda. (dollar coney night at Lee's with Linda getting stuck with another tab? Nothing special about that) Looks like we have a break through on the cyber stalker Sean D. Fleming and a visit to where he works at AT&T to make them aware of what he has being doing on company time. (But Sean is the one stalking you right?) it is not so much what he says about me that is so troubling but now he has resorted to posting death threats (where are these threats posted? Oh wait, you don't have to prove anything right?) and Word Press has just sent me a notification (don't you mean Hula Helen sent you a link?) that Sean D. Fleming is a danger not only to me and my friends and family members (you still have family members other than your deadbeat felon son?) but to Bill Windsor (are you referring to Flem Shady challenging him to a rap battle?) and even to himself. (Sean threatened himself?) It is time for law enforcement to move in and remove the guns he has in his home (how do you know about what guns he might have? Does the FBI have cameras in his house now?) and have him picked up for a mental evaluation for his bi-polar condition. (Marty, you can see a mental condition in everyone except yourself) He claims to have been discharged from the army honorably (at least his claims of service are true, unlike yours) but it appears that this is not the truth either. (how does it appear that way? Have you seen his records?) Under Michigan law cyber stalking and cyber terrorism is a felony and as such is what Sean D. Fleming is going to be charged with. (uh oh, more Marty claims of charges being filed on someone. Still waiting for the first one to actually happen) If anyone else (Linda, Flo, Helen? Anyone?) has been a victim of Sean D. Flemings threats and harassment please contact me at mprehn2004@yahoo.com or call and leave a message (call your email?) so I can get back with you to discuss the particulars of your intimidation and harassment. (For a small fee of course) You can also contact the Michigan Attorney Generals office or the Michigan State Police to report his unwanted contact either in person or on the internet.
Sean D. Fleming threatens to tear William M. Windsor apart (in a rap battle, you idiots)
Sean D. Fleming threatens to tear William M. Windsor apart"

Return of the Mongoose

Fresh off his Facebook suspension, Marty had bottled up craziness just waiting to burst like a 2 liter of Pepsi and a pack of Mento's.  Fans of CoM, here's the weekend meltdown you've been missing for the last three weeks.

"Marty Prehn likes an article.
 · Edited  So Marty Prehn is blocked from posting on his fb page???? LMAO My guess is that Robin Heaps Williams fiancé of Gaetano (Guy) Moceri does NOT want the truth to come out about her. She has given the courts the green light to authorize search warrants and to even have her picked up for a mental evaluation. She claims that I don't have the balls to do this. Not so. However she has neglected to point out that what she and Gaetano Moceri and Johnny Dinardo and Dave Wilson have been involved in is a RETALIATION EVICTION and that my civil and constitutional rights have been violated as well as them being involved in racketeering for financial gain. My right to privacy has been violated and several threats have been made against me or my friends or other family members. My mail has been tampered with and I on several occasions blocked Robin Heaps Williams from my fb page. She then took on the name of Robert Cookout III or a likeness of this name and has continued to harass, intimidate and stalk me on the internet. I believe this has been done with her recruiting a person or persons that are at my workplace. Photos have been taken by a person in the truck driven by Mike Harding who sells tools. I will be posting the inspection report on my fb page and on the internet and in a newspaper article EXPOSING all that Robin Heaps Williams and her co-conspirators have been involved in. All of the requirements are there to show that I was and still am a victim of a retaliation eviction at 22423 Hayes in Eastpointe, Michigan at a home owned by Gaetano Moceri's mother Augustina Moceri. It was Gaetano that admits to changing the locks on March 1, 2014. My rent was paid through February 28, 2014. This eviction is UNLAWFUL because neither Augustina Morceri or her son who he claims to be her agent acting on her behalf did not follow state law when it comes to a proper eviction notice. Guy threatening me to have my father's ashes flushed down the toilet was the straw that broke the camels back. That is something a sick person would threaten to do and then be stupid enough to put these comments on a voice message to me after being told several times not to contact me. Time to shut Robin Heaps Williams UP and for Gaetano Moceri and Primo Frame and Collision to be SHUT DOWN. Let the charges begin. I will be posting all of the text messages that Robin Heaps Williams had sent to me even after telling her not to contact me as this matter was none of her business. Mrs. Moceri had asked me to get the exotic snakes and rats removed from the basement by contacting the City of Eastpointe since her son Guy would not do so. Much has come out in the ongoing investigation and the phone records will show that when the home where I was renting was broken into that it is now known who was involved in that breakin. The reason for the breakin and the coverup that followed. My bed room had been broken into previously and I was told by Guy Moceri that this was the day we had a heavy snowfall and must have been the day when there was an earthquake and the house settled and that is why my door no longer locked. The door had been kicked in the same way when the break in occurred when I was home. Court on this matter will begin on June 18, 2014 at 1:00 pm. Maybe Sean D. Fleming would care to join us. Charges against the others named will be forthcoming including interfering with an official police investigation and providing false information to the investigating officer. What will also come out once these players are on the witness stand and under oath to tell the truth is who contacted their neighbor the Clinton Township police officer and gave him false information that my son was a heroin dealer and to have his place monitored. Could it be that one of these individuals was the confidential informant that SET Detective Justin Locke talks about in his narrative?"

There is more Marty bullshit in this rant than he had in that trash heap he called his "intellectual property" in his old room. I'll try to touch on a few of the highlights today. 

" She has given the courts the green light to authorize search warrants and to even have her picked up for a mental evaluation."

From past dealings with Marty, we know he is an expert on search warrant justification and mental evaluations. What I'm confused about is why the police would need to search anyone's house just because they evicted Marty's deadbeat fat ass?

"She then took on the name of Robert Cookout III or a likeness of this name and has continued to harass, intimidate and stalk me on the internet."

Apparently Marty's Mongoose senses have once again pinpointed the true identity of the intimidating RC3. How many different people has this moron claimed I am now? There have been so many I have lost count. My identity changes according to who Marty is mad at each day. Next, I'll be the poor girl working the Taco Bell drive thru that screwed up Marty's order!

"I will be posting the inspection report on my fb page and on the internet and in a newspaper article EXPOSING all that Robin Heaps Williams and her co-conspirators have been involved in."

Oh no! He's going to post it on his Facebook page AND the Internet. Wouldn't that be the same thing? And exactly which newspaper considers Marty getting evicted for non payment of his rent a news worthy event? BREAKING NEWS- a worthless blow hard coward is forced to shack up with his obese girlfriend. Film at 11:00. 

"Time to shut Robin Heaps Williams UP and for Gaetano Moceri and Primo Frame and Collision to be SHUT DOWN. Let the charges begin."

This statement tops the stupidity scale even for Marty. Once again Marty is spewing about having charges brought against someone. Where are the FBI, CIA, and every AG in the country involved with these charges? Marty must have been typing so fast he forgot to mention them. And how is the big and powerful Oz, oops I mean Mongoose, going to get a person's business shut down over an eviction? Marty is entering new territory with this threat. 

"Much has come out in the ongoing investigation and the phone records will show that when the home where I was renting was broken into that it is now known who was involved in that breakin."

Wait, what? I can't figure out where the dumb ass is headed with this. Can anyone figure out a way that phone records can prove anything about a break in. "I see you called and ordered a pizza Ms Heaps. GUILTY!"

"Court on this matter will begin on June 18, 2014 at 1:00 pm. Maybe Sean D. Fleming would care to join us. Charges against the others named will be forthcoming including interfering with an official police investigation and providing false information to the investigating officer."

A check of the court docket on this date shows that Marty will be in court that day, for his domestic violence case against his former roommate. Does Marty plan on becoming Matlock in court and have several people found guilty of charges that haven't even been filed against them? Someone should really explain to Marty that real life is nothing like all those reruns he spends his time watching. It appears Marty received his law degree from CBS. 

I know our readers here can only waste so much of their day reading Marty's idiotic rants. I will close with what I feel is the best part of this latest word vomit from Marty:

"What will also come out once these players are on the witness stand and under oath to tell the truth is who contacted their neighbor the Clinton Township police officer and gave him false information that my son was a heroin dealer and to have his place monitored. Could it be that one of these individuals was the confidential informant that SET Detective Justin Locke talks about in his narrative?"

Marty Prehn likes an article.
May 15 at 8:03pm · 
"Looks like the very same thing has been going on in Macomb County with members of the SET or COMET Drug Enforcement Team. The question to ask is WHY the SET (Special Enforcement Team) under cover detective Justin Locke was removed from this drug enforcement team and what crime or crimes he committed in 2006 that got him arrested. The other question is why will the Macomb County Prosecutor's office not release this public information?"

Ok, readers. I know this is an exercise in trying to think like a mentally ill person, but here goes:

Marty has changed his previous airtight theory that the Mayor of Troy, Michigan orchestrated his son getting busted for selling smack to one where his landlord's son's fiancé tipped off the fuzz a full eight months before her planned "retaliatory eviction" for non payment by a deadbeat tenant.  It's all so clear now.  Robin is truly a criminal mastermind!

So Marty has now found a connection between his eviction and his son getting busted for dealing heroin? How stupid must he be to claim something like this? These poor people tried to help Marty by renting him a room and helping him get a job. Now Marty is blaming them for his bad parenting and his felon son's problems. Next it will be Robin's fault he is broke and was foreclosed on before she had ever met him. Or better yet, Robin is actually his evil sister in disguise. 

Stay tuned loyal Marty watchers, I'm afraid this latest Marty meltdown is just getting started. I'm so glad Marty can once again spew his insanity on Facebook, I've really missed the train wreck.

Welcome back Marty, we have the popcorn ready!

Marty Prehn: Coward of Macomb County

As we head into another weekend here at CoM, I can't help but think about our poor hapless idiot. As the world continues on without Marty being able to lie to it on Facebook, I'm starting to worry Marty will soon be forgotten. Other than the readers here, has anyone noticed the absence of one of the greatest men of the past century? From the looks of it, the answer is a emphatic NO!

I've really started to miss Marty's FB rants and threats. He spent every day of his pitiful existence telling the world what a great man he was. In reality, he was really showing them that he was a moronic coward who never once backed up or followed through with a single thing he said. 

I always knew Marty was an idiot but I had no idea he was such a coward. Over the last few months it has become very clear that Marty is nowhere close to being a man. I've seen eight year old girls with more courage than him. 

It started with his domestic violence incident. Marty is twice the size of the man he claims attacked him. How much damage could this man have done to Marty? I have an image in my head of Marty wearing a little terry cloth robe with curlers in his hair, crying in the arms of a policeman 6 inches shorter and 100lbs lighter than him. 

Marty was so scared of his landlord's fiancé that he abandoned every thing he owned rather than talk to her on the phone. He even claims he left his only remaining bargaining chip against his siblings behind- his own father's ashes! How much fear would you have to be in to just leave everything and never look back? Why was Marty so afraid of her? 

Now it appears Marty is going to hide behind his felon son and try to have Jr clean up the mess his pussy father has created. Why would Marty Jr suddenly become so interested in his father's piss soaked pile of crap? Was there something in that trash that was important to Jr? If so, why did he wait so long to start trying to scare people into giving it to him? Now Jr is finding out that the Prehn name doesn't really strike fear into people. How could it when the father is the biggest lying coward in the Metro Detroit area?

Where are all your high powered friends, Marty?  How come you can't get a real fulltime job or place to live?  How come you STILL haven't paid the property taxes on the cottage you inherited?  

I guess I won the bet you made with me that you can get Ellen to buy your bullshit and be on her show, wearing that ridiculous hat and shabby sport coat of yours. Sean Fleming came closer to meeting her than you did!

I'll close today with a direct challenge to Marty: Come face your detractors here! Prove anything we say about you on this blog is wrong. Finally grow a set and face the people who continue to point out what a liar and coward you truly are! What do you really have to lose at this point Marty?

Marty Prehn Retires From "Career of Nothingness"

With his government communications revoked (aka Facebook), Marty is left with using his felon son to carry on his threats of arrest, prison, and lawsuits. 

As Marty rides out his Facebook timeout living the good life at Linda's expense, I'm left wondering what's next? As he has proven in the past, Marty desperately craves any attention he can grab. Where is he getting his attention satisfaction without his adoring public watching his every move?

Marty has to be focusing his tremendous drive and ambition on something. Usually his top priority is finding people to support his laziness through any means he can think up. Now that he's found a free place to stay, what is Marty spending his time working on? What does the Mongoose do to keep his incredible life moving forward?

Apparently Marty has retired from his Special Agent job with FBI, CIA, DOJ, PB&J. You no longer see or hear any of his latest arrest and handcuff possibilities. Did all of the alphabet agencies finally let the greatest agent ever retire to a life of leisure? Will all of his government employee retirement benefits now start so that he can give up his 20 hour a week minimum wage job? I bet Linda sure hopes he can start contributing to some of the bills. 

We know Marty is going to have plenty of stuff going on in the next couple of weeks. With his domestic violence case and Jr's sentencing approaching at the end of the month, he'll have a few chances to perjure himself and try to get every law enforcement agency he stumbles into to harass people he's mad at. Has Marty been so busy flexing his great legal mind that it doesn't bother him that nobody noticed his absence from Facebook? 

It has also become clear that Marty's hatred has been focused on a new target. All of his empty threats and useless intimidation have been focused on the ex landlord and his fiancé. All of the public posts we have seen from Marty have been aimed at the people who helped him when no one else would. Marty seems to think that when he skipped out on his rent and abandoned his trash, his landlord should have hermetically sealed his room and stored his garbage until he grew a pair of balls and found the courage needed to contact them. Unfortunately for Marty, his ex friends knew him well enough to know that he is a coward and wouldn't be calling anytime soon. I'm sure as soon as Marty is allowed to post on Facebook again we'll see plenty of threats of pending arrest, federal prison time, and multi-million dollar lawsuits for these poor people who are feeling the curse associated with helping Marty. 

Marty has become such a complete puss that now he has even resorted to having Jr call people and threaten them for him. I'm sure hearing the little hood rat Marty Jr tell you that there will be trouble if you don't do what Marty wants really strikes fear into a person. Isn't repeated harassing phone calls to his father's perceived enemies a probation violation and won't bode well at his sentencing? Good luck in prison Jr. When Tyrone leaves that honey bun on your bunk, it's not because he thinks you're a great guy. 

As we head into Marty's uncertain future, here are the questions I ask: Is Linda paying attention to how Marty treats people he can no longer use? Has she figured out that she will never be able to get the smell out of her couch? How long will it be before Marty doesn't bother to work at all because he's got it made at Linda's? Does she realize that even when she can't stand Marty any longer, she won't be able to get rid of him? 

There is a good reason people always say never feed a stray animal. Once they find a source of food, they just won't go away! Good Luck getting rid of your stray Mongoose, Linda!

Zero Dark Marty!

Agent Marty Prehn Looses Communication Privileges

It appears things just continue to get worse for our favorite Special Undercover Agent. He has now been denied his main source of communication with all of his high level government contacts. Marty is suspended from posting anything on Facebook. 

This new development must be very troubling to Marty. How will he get in contact with the AG's of all 50 states to continue organizing his much hyped Elder Abuse Task Force? What will he do with the massive evidence of all of MVZ's crimes against him now that he can't post it all over his Facebook page? Will the FBI, DOJ, and all the other agencies continue to pursue his ex landlord and his wife now that they've lost contact with their top investigator? Most agents would just pick up their top secret flip phone and call in all of the information they have gleaned from their work in the field. Unfortunately for Marty, none of those people will accept his calls and I'm sure most have already blocked his number. 

Another problem Marty's Facebook blackout is causing just might be the most tragic. How will Marty call in the national media every time he finds a story to suddenly insert himself into? Marty has provided much needed publicity to so many people in need just by posting their story on his Facebook page that you'd think every reporter in the country starts their day by checking his page for leads. There should be news directors everywhere in a panic over how to fill their shows without Marty's constant direction about what stories to cover. 

This article wouldn't be complete without acknowledging the super criminal that took down the agent's access to his communication network, one of Marty's other arch enemies and "cyber stalker" Sean Fleming. After Marty made several derogatory comments about Sean, along with expressing his confusion about why Facebook would suspend his man crush Big Vexi but not the Special Agent, Facebook put a stop to Marty's rants for 30 days.

Now, just to add insult to injury, it appears Mr Fleming is rubbing elbows with Marty's celebrity friends. After dropping a cool $50k to a Detroit school on April 10th, Marty's top celebrity friend ignored Marty's repeated pleas for some cash, a new car and a trip to Hollywood so he could add a photo like this to his ever expanding photo bombing file:

The local NBC affiliate's top news reporters and anchors, who you may recall are all tight with the Mongoose and were to co-host last year's Mongoosapalooza, either had no idea who he is or rolled their eyes when questioned about him. So how many of Marty's flagrant lies were debunked over the course of 20 minutes with his so called media friends?

Linda Fergan Bowery: Marty Prehn's Unsuspecting Victim or WillingPartner?

As our readers here continue to follow the train wreck that is Marty Prehn, I find people seem to have one big question: How or why does Linda Fergan Bowery stand to live with and support a man as vile and disgusting as Marty?

We all know that Marty has spent his entire life using others to support him. To this day he still dupes a retired woman into sending him money every month to support "all the good he does". Does his latest enabler Linda realize what kind of man-child the idiot stinking up her apartment really is? Has she seen the hatred and perversion Marty spewed on Facebook until he was suspended? Was Marty moving in with her supposed to be temporary or is a long term stay expected? 

I have contact with several people who Marty thinks are his friends. Little does he know these people can't stand him and want his antics stopped. Based on what I'm being told, Marty talks down about Linda anytime she is brought up. Does Linda realize she is nothing more than a meal ticket in Marty's eyes? As much as Marty is into Facebook, why hasn't he changed his relationship status? Linda's name has never appeared once on his page other than when he logs into her account and likes all his posts. Does Marty not acknowledge her because he can't let all the middle aged woman he hits on see that he is now living with a woman? Does Linda not mind that he is ashamed of her and constantly searching for her replacement?

When Marty moved in with Linda he abandoned everything he owned. Based on Marty's own comment left on this blog, he even left his father's ashes behind. If he didn't bother to go back for those you have to assume he left everything. That would mean everything Marty now wears, including that dumb ass special agent hat, was purchased by Linda. I would think that would be worthy of a thank you post on Marty's much used Facebook page. Yet there never was one. Marty now depends on Linda for everything. The picture below shows that Marty has been forced to park the Mongoosemobile behind Carquest because he can't legally drive it and Linda's apartment complex won't allow vehicles to just sit in the parking lot. 

This means that Marty now depends on Linda to haul his worthless ass to work and all his high level meetings with every elected official in the state of Michigan. What would lead someone to take on the burden of supporting a worthless loser like Marty?

I'll leave everyone with a few questions to consider. Does Linda think she found the love of her life? Does she believe Marty thinks more of her than just a person to use like he has every person he's ever known? Or is Marty just Linda's new partner in an attempted asset grab against her siblings? Who better than Marty to help her cut the rest of the family out of the business and their parents assets? If so, will we someday get to see a new video called "Justice for Marty" after the rest of the family figures out what a con man Marty really is? I guess we'll have to continue to watch and see.