Marty Tries to Con Ellen

     “The only shame is to have 

     none."

    - Blaise Pascal, 17th Century French                    

      French mathematician

It's hard to imagine how low Marty can go in attempting to get a free trip to Los Angeles, get on TV, get $10,000 and a free car.

In this nugget, he attempts to exploit his Facebook friendship with an old lady who he already hustles money from but has apparently never met.  I guess you're never too old to join the Prehn crime family.

While Marty has been claiming his appearance on Ellen's show is "in the works" and he's "in talks with the executive producer", keen readers of this blog know that his request went straight to the spam bucket.

Sit back, take a Rolaid and read it for yourself below.

"ELLEN I need you to get a fb friend of mine on your show for her 91st birthday which will be on April 15th. She is a former Marine and never had any children but has taken me under her Polish wings if you will and she has become my surrogate mother since my mother became a victim of Elder and Guardianship Abuse and financial exploitation of a vulnerable adult. I have never met her in person and would love to meet her in person for the 1st time on your show. I am in Michigan and she is in Minnesota. I would assume that she would need a friend or relative to come with her due to her age. Her sense of humor is almost as good as yours and at 90 voices her opinions on what she likes and does not like. Can you make this happen? Go to you tube and pout my name in the search box and watch the 35 minute filmed interview that will be part of a documentary film by Bill Windsor of LAWLESS AMERICA. I also used to work for JCP and have some videos of different events that I was involved in that will have your viewers either laughing in their seats or peeing in their pants. One is a pie throwing contest and the other is myself and another brutish Nordsman dressed in drag for the JCP dress carninal. I had boobs that made Dolly Parton look average. I would like to share these videos with your viewers. On a serious note thank you for keeping America laughing. Oh did I mention that I am now homeless?: My e-mail address is mprehn2004@yahoo.com and my address is Marty Prehn PO Box 80732 St. Clair Shores, Michigan 48080. I just got out of the hospital for a 9 day stay for atrial fibulation so I am good for another 100,000 miles. Sorry that I cannot say the same thing about my 2002 Trailblazer with over 185,000 and a bad transmission. And if by chance you have an extra $10,000 laying around I do accept charitable contributions and most likely will use it to help others. Finally did I mention that I got Ronald Reagan to get the Berlin Wall torn down for my father? It's true check out my fb photos as I was on RWR's security detail back in 1980 before working for JCP for 17 years. I hope to hear from your producers to set up a time and make this 1st time meeting with Florence Iverson a reality. You will have to ask her about all of the American white Eagles that fly over near her home."