Marty Prehn's Rites of Summer

Great news, CoMmies - Michigan's own personal pilonidal cyst is at it again!

With the un-official start of summer last weekend, everyone here knew it was now the prime time for Marty to start up all of his great imaginary summer events. Every time the temperature breaks 60°, the Mongoose announces his yearly "I Need A Hero" (aka; Mongoosepalooza) fake event. There are typically other sideshows also announced, but that is usually the anchor event.

With Marty's newly formed MVP Productions, it was only a matter of time until the scams would start. While on his visit to heaven this week, Marty promised to set off more of his incredible "fireworks" this past Thursday. His original claim stated the fireworks would be RICO related. After this latest Elder D.A.W.G. threat was laughed at, I can only guess Marty had to alter his course. Based on the following comment, it appears Marty has returned to his money scamming roots. Here is the latest complete idiocy from the world's biggest liar:

"Marty Prehn

August 15. 2015 is Detroit Tigers retirement day up at Houghton Lake for number 17 Cy Young Award Winner and 2 time MVP Denny McLain and number 11 and 11 time gold glove award winning catcher Bill Freehan and 1968 MLB World Series Champions. And then on May 18, 2016 I NEED A HERO / LET FREEDOM RING BIKE RALLY for the remaining members of the L 10 POW's that are incarcerated at Fort Leavenworth as war criminals and Welcome Home to those that have been SET FREE and the birthday party that was promised to one of my boys and HEROES Michael Behenna. He won his freedom on March 14, 2014 and a black tie dinner with

no fewer than 50 of people that I consider to also be my HEROES and they will each have there own tables and people can buy tickets via MVP Productions for 50.00 apiece and all 3 events will be sponsored by one of the American car companies and be nationally televised by a 3 letter tv network. More details to follow but I am not allowed to drop any names as this upsets my cyber stalkers Flem Shady n RHW."

And there it is, CoMmies, the first great Mongoose lie of the season! As is our signature style, allow your humble correspondent to break this utter lunacy down into a few parts in order to highlight Marty's stupidity:

"August 15. 2015 is Detroit Tigers retirement day up at Houghton Lake for number 17 Cy Young Award Winner and 2 time MVP Denny McLain and number 11 and 11 time gold glove award winning catcher Bill Freehan and 1968 MLB World Series Champions"

So Marty is throwing a retirement party for the 1968 Detroit Tigers with an emphasis on these two players. How long have they been retired now? Was Marty on a deep undercover CIA assignment when they originally retired? And is this great party being held at the lake cottage Marty inherited from his parents? The same cottage that hasn't been occupied or even had utilities for several years? I'm sure that would be a great location for a huge party for ex professional (some wheelchair bound) athletes. Will this party include Marty's claims he's having the Tigers retire these players numbers? The number retirement claim just highlights how out of touch with reality Marty really is. Denny was disgraced when he was arrested and convicted. And it's a little late for Marty to retire #11. The Tigers retired that number several years ago, but not in honor of Marty's hero:

Catch up Marty, you're way behind again, you huge idiot. And you and Denny sitting at a card table on the front lawn of your parent's cottage doesn't qualify as a Detroit Tiger's retirement party. 

The next part of this latest lie is so Martyesque©. He's once again rolling out his "I Need A Hero" event. This time, he's announcing it almost a year in advance - and selling tickets! Could that be because he's attaching his name to the front of a real event and he already missed it this year? The Mongoose has once again run out of scams so he is recycling one of his old ones. We're now back to the Leavenworth 10 Marty? Find a new scam already, you lazy, worthless moron.

It appears Mongoosepalooza has now become a black tie affair to honor whatever "heros" Marty can dream up. He says there will be 50 present, each with their own table. Unfortunately, Marty won't say who any of them are because he's afraid that if he does, Flemshady and Robin will be upset. It's good to see Marty is finally attempting to keep those two happy. I do wonder if Marty is planning on inviting Bill Windsor to sit at one of the hero tables. That's if Bill is out of prison by then, of course. Based on Marty's past hero worship, this event should be attended by more parole officers than anyone else.

This black tie affair is also supposed to include a birthday party Marty promised Michael Behenna awhile ago. If my memory serves, Marty made several promises regarding this man. Wasn't the Mongoose supposed to escort Michael back home when he was released? Didn't the Behenna family tell Marty to shut up and go away? Have they changed their minds about Marty and are now going to allow this birthday party? I'm sure we'll know soon enough, as our crack investigative reporters are on the case.

Of course, Marty also has to throw in his usual lies about an event he dreamed up while sitting on the couch in the dump he shares with Jr. This event is being sponsored by an American car company and being broadcast by a "three letter national broadcast co". I have to assume he didn't say which ones because he's still trying to keep the "cyber stalkers" happy. Either that, or he is trying to avoid the cease and desist that would be sure to follow if he actual included the names in his lie. I will make Marty this promise: If he has a sponsored event, and it's broadcast on national television, I'll fly to Detroit and kiss his entire ass on TV. Based on the size of Marty's ass, the time it would take me to cover the entire thing would fill the entire broadcast - with no commercial breaks for the car ads!

I've saved my favorite part of this lie for last:

"people can buy tickets via MVP Productions for 50.00 apiece"

This comment is hilarious in so many ways. First, people are asked to buy a $50 ticket that include events that are almost a year apart. Having Denny hanging out at a lake cottage this August might be doable for Marty, then he has 10 months to give the various excuses to "cancel" the other two events. No refunds, of course. Take it up with PayPal, suckers! Second, where is the big black tie event being held so I can confirm its actually scheduled before I send MVP my money? And, when Marty announced MVP Productions, he announced that it was not only incorporated, but as an LLC, presumably to protect the shareholders of McClain, Jamie Victory and Marty from liabilities and other claims. That makes it a for profit enterprise, not Marty's usual charity claim. Accordingly, all income must be reported for tax purposes. I hope Marty has all the business filings in order for this company because I'm sure his attempted ticket sales will be reported to various business regulatory agencies in Michigan. Oh, that's right. He's tight with the Attorney General and Secretary of State...

I'll close this article with a brief thought. Anyone wishing to buy tickets to Marty's latest extravaganza should contact Denny McClain instead of the Mongoose. I'm sure Denny's lawyer would know more about the legal issues that will arise from his client being a named participant in this for profit business venture with his partners Prehn and Victory. People might want to also contact Michael Behenna's mother to see how she feels about the idiot in Michigan selling tickets to her son's birthday party. Maybe she'll ask Marty where the American car company and national broadcast money went as well. Like I said, just a thought.

Editorial change:

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Hold the presses!  Last minute Mongoosapalooza update!

"Marty Prehn shared Denny McLain's post.

57 mins · 

Please remember my friend and soon to be Hall of Famer Denny McLain. He had a very serious truck crash and trailer accident yesterday. He broke his left leg and foot in several places and is in a lot of pain. Get well cards can be sent to my post office box and I will see to it that he gets them. Time will tell if he will be well enough for a trip to the Houghton Lake / Prudenville area the weekend of Aug 15th for a special ceremony that will honor the dynamic duo of number 17 Pitcher Denny McLain and number 11 Catcher Bill Freehan both who played on the Detroit Tigers 1968 World Series Championship team. Several other Detroit Tigers from the 68 and 84 World Championship teams are also expected to attend this MVP Production event. My PO Box is DENNY McLAIN c/o Marty Prehn PO Box 80732 St. Clair Shores, MI 48080.

Denny McLain

12 hrs · 

Man I had a bad day................ I broke ,my foot today-4 or 5 places today and its a truck crash, the injured area on my leg, foot and toes looks like the map of Italy"

So, don't use ink when you add the August 15th event to your calendar. Things move quickly in the fast paced imaginary world that Marty has created. Even Marty didn't realize that August might not happen until he checked Denny's Facebook page 11 hours later. Close friends and business partners are always the last to know. But rumour has it that Jamie Victory was mentioning Denny's bum leg at Kroger a full day before Marty found out? Go figure.

But feel free to include cash gifts in those Denny get well cards. Marty will make sure he gets that, too!

See everyone in August and next May! Or not...

BREAKING NEWS!

Oh, boy...

Lair of the Mongoose, Part Trois

Happy Memorial Day Weekend to all of our loyal readers. As we honor the brave souls who made the decision to serve our country, unlike the cowardly Mongoose, we thought we would bring you the latest update on the dumbest human to ever pose as a veteran: Marty Prehn.

As I'm sure everyone here knows, great resources go into seeking the latest information on the very public figure, Elder D.A.W.G. Now that that RC3 is gone and half of our budget doesn't end up in G-strings or spent on alcohol, we've added a new weapon in our battle to save Michigan from the disease we call the Mongoose. I felt that if Marty was going to use a drone to gather information on Saint Clair Shores residents, it must be a great investigative tool. A drone would allow us to search the area for signs that the Mongoose had  been on the prowl. A drone was purchased with the optional ammonia (piss) detection sensor to try to sniff out Marty. It worked better than planned.

It didn't take long for this new investment to pay off. It appears the latest dump, I mean Mongoose Lair, has been located. Marty likes to believe that he's a master of deception by telling the SCS council that he lives in Eastpointe, but the truth is that he's just a liar who squats his fat ass in Roseville, probably with Jr.

After our drone zeroed in on the incredible odor coming from this location, an operative was sent to confirm the presence of the Mongoose. Look what was found parked in the driveway.

I would speculate about how or why Marty ended up as Jr's roommate but the possibilities are endless. Did Linda finally figure out Marty was a worthless liar? Did the apartment management get tired of the complaints about the smell coming from Linda's apartment? Did Linda discover all the sexting Marty was doing with Carla? Did the debt load that occurs when trying to feed Marty finally become more than Linda could take? Did Marty eat the last Twinkie? We might never know the answers to these important questions, but we do know that Roseville's loss is Saint Clair Shores gain!  Eastpointe seems to have been spared. For now....

From the appearance of this latest Lair, MVP Productions better hurry up and start organizing fundraisers. I can't imagine Jr will be able to tolerate being in such tight quarters with his "best friend", daddy Marty. After Jr kicks him out, maybe Marty can move in with one of his new business associates, Jamie or Denny. That could really help get their new production company off the ground. 

Who are we kidding? Denny has already lived with con men in the joint and Jamie, well, he's probably way too intelligent to live with the likes of Marty...

An M.V.P. is born...

Thanks, CoMmies, for tuning in for the latest update on the biggest idiot to ever grace this great country. Once again, Marty Prehn has blessed us with his great stupidity and outright lies. The good times just never end with this moron. Still drunk from managing to get in a picture with his boyhood crush Denny McClain, the Mongoose blessed us with this idiotic comment:

"Here is the new MVP Production Company along with Betty Hoeffner from the anti bully group HEY U.G.L.Y. Looks like the losers lost the bet as you can see both my friend Denny McLain and the Hey U.G.L.Y. President both showed up. It is awful quiet in the Peanut gallery."

This is the biggest news to come from Marty since the last time he bothered to put on deodorant. A new production company with a great snappy name. MVP stands for McClain, Victory, Prehn. Just think of all the great things those three powerhouses can produce. I can't help but wonder what their first great production will be? The newest Mongoosepalooza, I Need a Hero maybe? Will MVP be the production company that finally gets the Hallmark movie that Marty wrote, will be directing and starring in started? He's been promising the Chism brats for several years now that it was coming, so maybe it's finally going to happen. MVP could also get the Camp Out to Stamp Out (insert the latest Marty advocacy here) off the ground. The possibilities are only limited by what crap Marty can dream up while stuffing his face with something.

A production company is key to getting a great project off the ground with financing. That should be no problem for the dream team Marty has put together in his latest endeavor. The financial power of these three should be huge. Will Jamie Victory tap into the vast fortune he's amassed from his years of collecting empty bottles and cans to turn in for the deposit to kick start the "good works" this new company is about to undertake? Where will Marty's contribution to this company's start up cost come from? Maybe Marty is finally getting his $30 million from his lawsuit against Macomb County. Or is he going to sell his Bridge Card on Facebook to get the ball rolling? Perhaps a second mortgage on the shoebox that Jr rents in Eastpointe that Marty often calls home now. Think of all the great things this new company can accomplish with the unlimited resources it has available! And Denny can manage their pension fund!

As of this writing, Betty Hoeffner's role in this farce company is unknown. We're all familiar with the last Betty that Elder D.A.W.G. was involved with:

For our new readers, that would be the world famous Latex enchantress Balloon Betty of Garland, Texas, who actually feels robbed of all dignity by her association with the Mongoose.

This latest Betty has a charity named U.G.L.Y. which would be a fitting name for anything Marty is associated with. Our crack investigation team is just getting started on researching this woman, her charity and its finances as a non profit. We'll be sure to keep everyone informed about what we discover. I'll have to admit though, I'm skeptical of any charity leader who is gullible enough to be suckered by the Mongoose. I'm afraid Betty is about to find out what happens when you associate with Marty. It's never turned out well for anyone. Ever. Never, ever.

With all of the exciting new things adding to Marty's self proclaimed greatness, we here at CoM were worried that Marty had forgotten the love of his life, Bill Windsor. This comment Marty posted on Bill's Facebook page put those fears to rest:

"Bill your request for a PPO against was held in abeyance so you can come back to Oakland County and request that same PPO as the court matter is no longer pending. You really do need to contact the Thomas More Law Center and have them represent you and get a substantial judgment for punitive damages say like $1.5 million dollars."

It appears Marty is still hoping Big Vexi will attack his arch enemy Flemshady for him. Unfortunately, Bill is a little busy trying to find a loophole that will keep him out of prison. The ankle monitor he's currently wearing that prevents him from leaving Missoula Co, Montana might also pose a problem for Marty's plan for Bill to return to Michigan and fight the cyber stalkers for the Mongoose. 

I'll close this latest update with a thought for Marty. Marty suggested Bill contact the Thomas Moore law center to go after Flemshady and get a $1.5 million judgement. Why doesn't Marty contact them to sue for his judgement? He claims he's been defamed and harassed just like Windsor, shouldn't it be just as easy for Marty to get the same judgement he's encouraging Big Vexi to collect? That $1.5 million would be a great way to get MVP Productions rolling wouldn't it? Or at least pay off some but not all of Marty's creditors. 

Think about it Marty, after reimbursing 7-11 for the Slim Jim's you swiped, you might even have enough left to pay down your Dimitri's tab!

New Stupidity Coming Soon

I thought I would put this up just for our disgruntled reader in West Branch. 

Marty Prehn Ball Gagged Again!

The big week has finally arrived, CoMmies!

The great Eastpoint Sock Hop is May 13th and Marty should really have his lying hype machine running full throttle. Press conferences, Hollywood stars arriving in town and, of course, Marty's head stuck as far as possible up Denny McClain's ass.

But... Nothing ever quite goes as planned with our hapless idiot and it appears Marty's latest event hijack attempt has been shut down by the Mayor of Eastpointe and the Cruise Committee. Poor Marty, just another dud to add to his ever-growing list of abject failures. It's now been several weeks since we've heard anything about the Sock Hop from Marty. The Mongoose was going full speed ahead and then suddenly - silence. Total media blackout. Everyone here knows that the only time Marty shuts up is when he's forced to by someone in authority. I have to think that is once again the case. Following Marty's antics isn't rocket science. Information uncovered by our crack team of operatives indicates the mayor of Eastpointe was forced to step in and tell Marty to STFU after she was informed of all the claims Marty was making regarding the cruise and Sock Hop. I was told she was particularly upset by Marty's announced a new catch phrase for the cruise. "Cruising to Stop the Bruising" just didn't go over well at Eastpoint city hall.  Only the likes of Martin Erwin Prehn could give the city formerly known as East Detroit a bad reputation.

Shouldn't we have heard from Marty about when and where the press conference announcing his partnership with an anti bullying Facebook group that he promised would be? I was really looking forward to seeing Marty in the 3XL T-shirt Marty was begging that poor lady to send him for free. Marty also claimed the Sock Hop was going to be the kick off event for the organization's Detroit chapter that he was going to lead. I could already imagine the donation request the Mongoose could make using their name! Think of all the beer and pizza Elder Dawg could have bought. It now appears the only association Marty will have with U.G.L.Y. is his friend Carla and his own reflection.

Now that the Mongoose has been told to shut up once again, Marty is left with just his "friendship" with the disgraced pitcher Denny McClain. We've seen Marty dropping his name in almost every comment he makes lately. How long will it be before Denny figures out Marty is now trying to act like his agent? What will McClain do about it? Will Marty now get a STFU from his childhood hero? If Marty's life continues to follow the usual pattern, then it is a given that Elder Dawg will once again be told to go away quietly.

I'll close this article with a word to a disgruntled commenter on our last post. These updates on Marty's stupidity don't just appear out of thin air. It takes time to research and confirm the details of the idiocy you seem to enjoy reading about. Complaining about the frequency of these updates might make sense if you were paying for the entertainment you come here seeking. I'm not going to just imagine an update because you want to be given a new chuckle more frequently. If you're not satisfied with our coverage of the least interesting man on the planet, all I can say is find a better source and go there with your snide remarks and worthless contribution. Our "little club" has done Marty's future victims a great service by exposing him. What have you done other than enjoy our coverage while doing nothing to help? 

Don't let the clubhouse door hit you in the ass on your way out!

Marty Prehn Hijacks Cruise!

I'd like to start this article by issuing an apology to all of the faithful readers of CoM. Thank you for your patience while waiting for the latest Mongoose stupidity. We have been working on a big investigation into Marty's latest antics but sometimes these things take longer than expected. There are often delays when dealing with government agencies such as the Secret Service, State Police, FBI, and various Detroit area mayors and council(wo)men.

Now that a judge apparently told Marty it was time to STFU, he's left with nothing to lie about other than the Eastpoint Cruise. The Mongoose left this little nugget earlier this week:

"Marty Prehn

Betty consider yourself Championed as I am friends with Denny McLain who is a member of the 1968 Detroit Tigers World Series Championship Team. He holds the record that most likely will never be broken. He holds the pitching record in 1968 for the winningest season ever of 31 wins and 6 losses. He also won back to back MVP and Cy Young awards for being the best pitcher in all of baseball in 1968 and 1969. He will be attending the Eastpointe Cruisin' Gratiot Sock Hop that will take place on May 13, 2015 at the Eastpointe Manor for a Spaghetti Dinner. We are having a dance contest and a contest for the best impersonation of Fonzie and Laverne and Shirley. I would LOVE for you to attend and maybe you could bring the cast from Happy Days and Laverne and Shirley. I can see about having a news conference before hand to share what your non profit is all about and bring your books to autograph and be one of the many celebrities that will be attending. Can you believe it I have at times been accused of being a name dropper from my cyber stalkers and plan on letting them know how many celebrities have been victims of bullying and cyber stalking. Maybe Rumur Willis can bring Max with her and do a Dancing with the Stars dance to kick off the Sock Hop. Maybe see if Bruce Willis and Demi Moore can come as well. Let's talk about that nationwide CAMP OUT TO STAMP OUT any and all forms of bullying. Let's do a joint press conference regarding us Teaming Up with Denny McLain to be on the winning side of Stopping Bullying, Drug use and Suicide Prevention. Richard Sands is another friend of mine who advocates for many similar issues including FAN which is Families Against Narcotics. Laura Edward is the State Director for the Suicide Prevention and Awareness group OUT OF THE DARKNESS. We can put together a task force of contacts I have in Metro Detroit and law enforcement and the court system all the way up to Ruth Johnson the Michigan Secretary of State and my friend Michigan Attorney General Bill Schuette. Look at my fb photo. That is a photo of Bill Schuette on Duty and SPECIAL AGENT Marty Prehn. SAM for short. That is why my cyber stalkers do not like me that SAM I AM. Let's get on the ELLEN show just to push them over the edge. Please send that U.G.L.Y. shirt to my address PO Box 80732 St. Clair Shores, Michigan 48080 and Let's Let the Cruisin' and Dancing begin. Better to be a teen bopper and a name dropper than to be a pill popper. Let me know if you and others will be able to attend the Sock Hop on May 13th and Any part of Cruise Week and the actual Cruise on June 20, 2015. We can work to set up a tent area at the Colonial Dodge area to promote the new U.G.L.Y. anti bullying chapter in the Detroit Metro area. My cyber stalkers are going to be bouncing off the walls of their padded cells. Send me the info on the anti cyber stalking laws from the other states mentioned and I will get my friends in the Michigan House and Senate to introduce and enact similar legislation. My song for my cyber stalkers and bullies today is from my country music superstar Toby Keith and ask them a simple question HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW? Are you in Illinois or Indiana? I would also like for Angel oGreen's mother to join us for these activities so she can tell Angel's story so that her death by suicide was not in vain. I want to get you in touch with a young lady named Reagan who was a victim of bullying and she and her parents want her story to be told. An amazing young lady who had to be home schooled due to the bullying at her high school. I am hoping to have Reagan and her parents at this sock hop as well. Well Betty it looks like we are going to start a REVOLUTION as the wheels on the bus go round and round just like they do on the cool classic cars in the Cruisin' Gratiot Car Cruise. Go to my fb page and look for a recent article in the C & G newspaper about the Eastpointe car shows and cruise. Do you have any BIG BOYS where you live?

Edited · More · 3 hours ago

Marty Prehn

I often times have to laugh at myself as I am thinking that we need to get Bruce Willis to do a poster and a public service announcement that says YIPPIE CHI YEAH CYBER STALKERS FOR YOUR END IS IN SIGHT.

More · 3 hours ago"

I have to admit, I'm a little overwhelmed by the sheer volume of this Mongoose dropping. Marty really let his imagination go with this one. I'll try to touch on a few of the highlights from this apparent BigMac induced dream.

As you can see from this comment, Marty has become obsessed with Denny McClain. How many times have we seen Marty gush over the ex pitcher/retirement fund thief? Why is Marty so infatuated with this criminal? Is it because Denny is the only person with name recognition that has ever given Marty the time of day? Perhaps because his other hero is presently in jail. Based on the comments others have posted online, it appears Marty is the only one happy to see his latest man crush involved in the cruise. I really wonder if Denny even knows that Marty has turned this alleged engagement into an advocacy campaign for Marty's latest causes instead of a chance to sell books at a book signing.

Next we see Marty trying to use another charity with connections to further his notoriety. If Marty knows every "west coast celebrity" to ever live, why is he asking someone else to bring stars with them? And when did the Eastpoint Cruise become a series of press conferences to introduce his latest charity hijack attempt? I hope the cruise committee is paying attention to the commitments Marty is making in their name.

Marty next drops my favorite part of this latest idiocy. "Can you believe it I have been called a name dropper from my cyber stalkers". The moron then proceeds to spend the rest of his comment doing just that. RUMER Willis (yes Marty, that's the correct way to spell it), Bruce Willis, Demi Moore, Denny McClain (again!), Richard Sands, Laura Edward, Toby Keith, Ruth Johnson, and of course Bill Schuette. Could you possibly squeeze anyone else's name into this comment, you name dropping twit? Let's shorten this list to, say zero, and drop the names of people who actually know or otherwise acknowledge knowing you...

Of course, no Marty lie fest would be complete without throwing in a rhyming catch phrase and a task force with several elected officials from Michigan thrown in. Will the complete idiot Marty ever learn? I guess you really can't teach an Elder Dawg a new lie.

In the next part of this imagination gone wild spew, we see Marty's newest nickname for himself. Special Agent Marty is now SAM. And the reason his "cyber stalker" don't like him is because he's "SAM I AM". Do you think Marty is referring to the Dr Seuss children's book or that Sean Penn movie about a mentally challenged man? I'm going with the movie because you can tell from this one comment alone, Marty is really challenged mentally. What a dumb ass.

Marty wraps up this latest stupidity by trying to yet again associate himself with a high profile victim, promising to influence Michigan state government, talking about going on the Ellen show, begging for a free T-shirt, claiming he's starting an all caps revolution, and having Bruce Willis make a poster against his cyber stalkers. I'm sure I've missed some other Marty ignorance but you get the picture.

I'll close this article by answering the question Marty asks his cyber stalkers; "how do you like me now?" Well Marty, we still love you. Only a person as mind numbing stupid as you are could provide such a steady source of moronic entertainment for us.

CoM is having another record-breaking month. Keep up the great work, SAM!

BREAKING NEWS: Marty Prehn Acts Like An Ass!

This is not a rerun.

Check back often for the latest...

2Phat Prehn vs Flemshady: Epilogue

Greetings to all of our loyal CoM readers and a special shout out to our newest fan, Matt Drudge.

I'm sure everyone reading today knows what yesterday was - the great PPO hearing between 2Phat Prehn and Flemshady. The lies and threats leading up to this hearing were very entertaining to say the least. While we chose not to send an operative into the courtroom for the actual hearing, we did have a crew outside to record Marty's parade of witnesses. As expected, Marty was alone and looking quite terrified and sweaty. I can only assume Carla's police escort to court was stuck in traffic or delayed by a few donut stops. Either that or she was sidetracked spreading her cheer to the Muslim community in Dearborn. Regardless of the reason, she was not present. Go figure.

Not having anyone inside the courtroom

to report on what happened during the hearing has left us to either speculate or simply examine the various Mongoose droppings. 

After several Facebook messages to Sean Fleming asking what happened, I received back a simple no comment from him. But have no fear, CoMmies, we all know that Marty and his perverted stooge Carla would never be able to keep their mouths shut. It's common knowledge that those two are completely unable to control their Facebook diarrhea and it was only a matter of time until that expected stupidity was back on display. Carla fired the opening shot with this public communiqué to her bulbous, piss-soaked partner in crime:

"Carla Sauer-Iyer Marty Prehn

1 hr · Plant City, FL · 

Congratulations Marty Prehn. The judge really threw the book at your and my cyberstalker and deviant pathological liar Sean. That judge is awesome."

This comment is pretty much the standard idiocy these morons use all the time. Carla tried to act like she was at the hearing but she didn't bother to change her location when she started lying. And as for her claim that the judge threw the book at Flemshady, we all know Marty would be screaming from the rooftops, or at least the 7-11 parking lot, about his great victory. It just didn't happen. Marty then gives us a hint at what might have actually happened at the hearing:

"Marty Prehn

We need to avoid any reference to who you are referring to and move on and let the ongoing investigation into the alleged cyber stalking take its course. There was an admission of being the individual that contacted the secret service against you and new information of the suicide death of another victims son from the Grand Rapids area as a result of relentless harassment and intimidation. Again let's let law enforcement and the judicial system do their jobs. But yes I am pleased with today's outcome and believe that my integrity has been restored.

Like · More · 1 hour ago"

This Mongoose comment gives us a little insight into the results of yesterday's hearing. Marty starts out by telling Carla they need to avoid referencing Sean. In my humble opinion, that could only be the result of the judge telling Marty to shut up and leave Flemshady alone. Nothing short of a court order could make Marty attempt to tamp down his idiocy. I would also think that if Carla was at the hearing to see the judge "throw the book" at Sean, she wouldn't need Marty to tell her not to reference Sean on his page. You know it didn't go well for Elder Dawg if he is telling the stooge he sent after Sean to now move on. Calling your mutt off now, Marty?

The next portion of this comment is exactly what we've come to expect from the Mongoose. Another threat of an investigation into someone who hurt his whittle feelings. How many pending investigations has this idiot prattled on about the last couple of years? Has there ever been a single arrest, or anything at all, that was the result of an investigation Marty claimed was ongoing? Silly questions. Our keen readers know the answers.

Another part of this comment is straight out of the "Marty is a Big Fat Liar Playbook". Once again, Marty tries to blame a suicide on one of his "cyber stalkers". If these people who Marty claims are stalking him are so powerful they make people commit suicide, then why haven't they caused Marty to do the same?  Some things will just never change. Or maybe he's actually trying to eat himself to death. If you've taken a gander at who he's been sleeping with, you know he does seem to have a death wish of sorts. Regardless, I'm sure it's just another example of Marty trying to slander his target with a baseless claim.

The last part of this comment really highlights the joy Marty brings to us all. I was overtaken with uncontrollable laughter when I saw Marty say he thought his integrity had been restored! That is one of the funniest things I've ever seen the dumb ass Mongoose type!  Read it again with me, CoMmies:

"But yes I am pleased with today's outcome and believe that my integrity has been restored."

Does Marty even know what the word integrity means? Wouldn't Marty have had to possess some integrity to lose and then have restored? How can a proven serial liar even mention his integrity? Marty, you've never had integrity and you never will. People who've known you for your entire worthless life - family and an entire graduating class - are gasping for air from laughing!

At this point in time Marty, your best bet would be to shut up, give up, and return to your life as a bottom feeding loser who will never be anything more than a waste of excessive skin. You dodged a figurative bullet yesterday, as the judge was tired of looking at you and didn't want to see you back.  Don't push it.

And as for Carla: How desperate are you for friendship of any sort that you would stoop so low and play into Marty Prehn's pathetic lifestyle?

So that's it, CoMmies. Check back often, as the list of people Marty pisses off grows like a convoy of cars down Gratiot on a Saturday night...