2Phat Prehn vs Flemshady: Epilogue

Greetings to all of our loyal CoM readers and a special shout out to our newest fan, Matt Drudge.

I'm sure everyone reading today knows what yesterday was - the great PPO hearing between 2Phat Prehn and Flemshady. The lies and threats leading up to this hearing were very entertaining to say the least. While we chose not to send an operative into the courtroom for the actual hearing, we did have a crew outside to record Marty's parade of witnesses. As expected, Marty was alone and looking quite terrified and sweaty. I can only assume Carla's police escort to court was stuck in traffic or delayed by a few donut stops. Either that or she was sidetracked spreading her cheer to the Muslim community in Dearborn. Regardless of the reason, she was not present. Go figure.

Not having anyone inside the courtroom

to report on what happened during the hearing has left us to either speculate or simply examine the various Mongoose droppings. 

After several Facebook messages to Sean Fleming asking what happened, I received back a simple no comment from him. But have no fear, CoMmies, we all know that Marty and his perverted stooge Carla would never be able to keep their mouths shut. It's common knowledge that those two are completely unable to control their Facebook diarrhea and it was only a matter of time until that expected stupidity was back on display. Carla fired the opening shot with this public communiqué to her bulbous, piss-soaked partner in crime:

"Carla Sauer-Iyer Marty Prehn

1 hr · Plant City, FL · 

Congratulations Marty Prehn. The judge really threw the book at your and my cyberstalker and deviant pathological liar Sean. That judge is awesome."

This comment is pretty much the standard idiocy these morons use all the time. Carla tried to act like she was at the hearing but she didn't bother to change her location when she started lying. And as for her claim that the judge threw the book at Flemshady, we all know Marty would be screaming from the rooftops, or at least the 7-11 parking lot, about his great victory. It just didn't happen. Marty then gives us a hint at what might have actually happened at the hearing:

"Marty Prehn

We need to avoid any reference to who you are referring to and move on and let the ongoing investigation into the alleged cyber stalking take its course. There was an admission of being the individual that contacted the secret service against you and new information of the suicide death of another victims son from the Grand Rapids area as a result of relentless harassment and intimidation. Again let's let law enforcement and the judicial system do their jobs. But yes I am pleased with today's outcome and believe that my integrity has been restored.

Like · More · 1 hour ago"

This Mongoose comment gives us a little insight into the results of yesterday's hearing. Marty starts out by telling Carla they need to avoid referencing Sean. In my humble opinion, that could only be the result of the judge telling Marty to shut up and leave Flemshady alone. Nothing short of a court order could make Marty attempt to tamp down his idiocy. I would also think that if Carla was at the hearing to see the judge "throw the book" at Sean, she wouldn't need Marty to tell her not to reference Sean on his page. You know it didn't go well for Elder Dawg if he is telling the stooge he sent after Sean to now move on. Calling your mutt off now, Marty?

The next portion of this comment is exactly what we've come to expect from the Mongoose. Another threat of an investigation into someone who hurt his whittle feelings. How many pending investigations has this idiot prattled on about the last couple of years? Has there ever been a single arrest, or anything at all, that was the result of an investigation Marty claimed was ongoing? Silly questions. Our keen readers know the answers.

Another part of this comment is straight out of the "Marty is a Big Fat Liar Playbook". Once again, Marty tries to blame a suicide on one of his "cyber stalkers". If these people who Marty claims are stalking him are so powerful they make people commit suicide, then why haven't they caused Marty to do the same?  Some things will just never change. Or maybe he's actually trying to eat himself to death. If you've taken a gander at who he's been sleeping with, you know he does seem to have a death wish of sorts. Regardless, I'm sure it's just another example of Marty trying to slander his target with a baseless claim.

The last part of this comment really highlights the joy Marty brings to us all. I was overtaken with uncontrollable laughter when I saw Marty say he thought his integrity had been restored! That is one of the funniest things I've ever seen the dumb ass Mongoose type!  Read it again with me, CoMmies:

"But yes I am pleased with today's outcome and believe that my integrity has been restored."

Does Marty even know what the word integrity means? Wouldn't Marty have had to possess some integrity to lose and then have restored? How can a proven serial liar even mention his integrity? Marty, you've never had integrity and you never will. People who've known you for your entire worthless life - family and an entire graduating class - are gasping for air from laughing!

At this point in time Marty, your best bet would be to shut up, give up, and return to your life as a bottom feeding loser who will never be anything more than a waste of excessive skin. You dodged a figurative bullet yesterday, as the judge was tired of looking at you and didn't want to see you back.  Don't push it.

And as for Carla: How desperate are you for friendship of any sort that you would stoop so low and play into Marty Prehn's pathetic lifestyle?

So that's it, CoMmies. Check back often, as the list of people Marty pisses off grows like a convoy of cars down Gratiot on a Saturday night...

Marty Prehn Doubles Down with Idiotic Threats

As we continue to cover Marty's lies and stupidity leading up to the much anticipated Protection Order hearing this coming Monday, I am pleased to announce that CoM is heading toward a new record month for readership! By now, everyone who reads here knows about this hearing and Marty's idiotic intimidation tactics so far. As predicted in our last article, Marty has been unable to tamp down his stupidity. Unlike his underwear, apparently Marty's lies are subject to change without notice.

In our last article we covered Marty's claims about a police escort to the Oakland County courthouse to file an affidavit with his Florida stooge, Carla. After this blog pointed out how easy it was to prove this was nothing more than another ridiculous lie by Marty, a strange thing happened. Suddenly, Carla's layover in Detroit wasn't an escorted trip to the courthouse to file an affidavit but a visit with the various three letter agencies she claims to work with. We saw this exchange on Facebook Saturday night:

"Carla Sauer-Iyer

Have a HOPPY Easter Marty Prehn.

Like · More · Saturday at 9:43pm

Marty Prehn

The same to you and your family. So how did you like the federal building downtown? See you on May 13th.

Like · 2 · More · Saturday at 11:49pm"

Obviously, once Marty read the CoM article that stated no affidavit had been filed, Carla's destination changed to the Federal building in Detroit. What happened to the trip to the courthouse to file this alleged damning affidavit? Did Marty think no one would remember his previous lie? After Marty gets no response from Carla, he once again tries to prod her to help him lie about the upcoming hearing. 

"Marty Prehn

Press conference on Thusday at 10 am. It should be interesting.

Like · 1 · More · Yesterday at 4:52pm"

Marty was a little vague with this comment. Who is having a press conference, Marty? Where is this press conference to be held - 7-11's parking lot again? Is this Marty's pre-hearing press conference for the national media that he always announces before he's scheduled to be somewhere lying? Apparently, he didn't bother to send Carla what she was supposed to say because she skips over this tidbit and circles back to her layover:

"Carla Sauer-Iyer

The federal building was awesome and just like the one in Tampa downtown and the employees were very professional, courteous and they will get down to the bottom of this but I froze by gluteus maximus off. I wore my red Russian coat and gloves and was still freezing.

Like · 1 · More · Yesterday at 5:36pm"

This comment is lacking any form of a threat towards Flemshady and that just isn't good enough for the Mongoose. Needing his "scare you moment" for the day, he adds the threat for Carla in his next comment:

"Marty Prehn

lol Flem Shady wants to see your boarding pass as the FF does not believe you came to Detroit and had a 2hour layover to take care of some business with those 3 letter agencies that he is hung up on.

Like · 1 · More · Yesterday at 8:38pm"

This comment starts to show how desperate Marty is to try to intimidate the person who filed for a PPO on him. He's too stupid to realize that all he is really doing is proving Sean's case for him. Marty says Sean wants Carla to post proof of her Detroit layover but I can't find where Flemshady even mentions Carla being in Detroit. The Mongoose also returns to his roots by throwing in a threat involving "three letter agencies". That has been Marty's "go to" threat for several years now so it just wouldn't be a Marty threat fest without some three letter reference. I also question the end of this comment. If anyone is hung up on three letter agencies, it's Marty. I've never seen Sean reference them but if I had a dollar for every time Marty has, I'd buy Linda's crappy apartment complex and kick Marty out.

After Marty's latest lie fails to get a response from anyone, including Carla, he has to change it once again along with throwing even more bullshit in for good measure. Marty then gives us his next intimidation attempt:

"Marty Prehn

It was actually a 2 1/2 hour more than enough time to make it to 211 W Fort St in downtown Detroit. How dumb of the FF to make a threat against not 1 but to potential witnesses if they dare to show up at court on Monday and one of those witnesses may be a law enforcement officer. Others who may be there are victims of the cyber stalking and harassment by Flem Shady. Someone will be going down but it wont be me. Bill Windsors PPO will be reintroduced as evidence of who is the cyber stalker aod who are the victims.

Like · More · 25 minutes ago"

This is a classic example of Marty's stupidity totally taking over. Now Carla's destination has changed once again. The address he gives is not the federal building that contains the "three letter agencies" he and his idiot friend love to reference. That building is home to the passport office, bankruptcy court and a few other state agencies. It appears for some reason, Marty is now afraid to actually state what "agencies" he's threatening Flemshady with. I wonder what could have happened to scare Marty out of his various claims of using federal and state authorities to go after his targets? Who did Carla go visit at this location Marty? Our inquiring readers would love to know which threat you've resorted to now. Didn't you at least get a business card from those two guys that rolled up in the Crown Vic at Carquest last summer? Your coworkers took pictures, you know...

Marty's spew about Sean threatening witnesses, including a law enforcement officer, is more Mongoose stupidity. Is Marty really trying to claim Sean has threatened a LE officer so bad, he's afraid to show up to testify against him? Flemshady must be even more scary than Marty. That "Girl From Ipanema" solo probably did it. The other claims Marty makes about witnesses showing up speaks volumes about his lack of intelligence. Did Marty learn nothing at the last PPO hearing he attended where no witnesses were allowed to speak? Don't you remember being Bill Windsor's star witness and being told to sit down and shut up? And speaking of Bill Windsor, Marty claims his PPO against Flemshady will be used as evidence. I have to ask Marty this: what PPO, you stupid moron? Have you already forgotten that Windsor lost and there never was a PPO? Or was Marty lying so fast he lost track of what he was saying?

In closing, every time Marty posts one of his idiotic comments, he immediately starts checking this blog to see if we post it. Marty knows nobody reads his Facebook page and the only way his comments will be seen is if they are reposted here. 

Well Marty, you can rest easy tonight knowing your threats have received some publicity. Unfortunate for you, nobody is scared by your lies. Everyone is too busy cracking up at them and the only fear is that they might pee their pants laughing!