After several stark reminders that no one believes, likes or cares to be within 500 feet of him, Marty has again burrowed underground - or "tamped down", as it were. The entire alumni of Marty's high school, his "attorney" Barry and pretty much every black person in Detroit has made it clear - "Go to hell, you lying piece of shit. We've never liked you, anyway!"
Fear not, gentle readers. We're confident that the Mongoose will soon return to his life's mission of being the biggest idiot that ever stole a fistful of Slim Jim's while holding a parking lot press conference.
It's what he does.
Meanwhile, enjoy the break. Your faithful editor is going to meet with investors in our next project, "The Life and Times of Marty Prehn - The Movie", featuring never before seen footage of the Mongoose in action and interviews from some of the most interesting people who have actually had to deal - and live with - our beloved muse.
Keep those fan letters and tips coming, CoMmies!
Tut
Back off, Tuttle!
ReplyDeleteOtherwise, Marty's going to come down on you with the full force of this teenage girl advocacy group!
"Marty Prehn reviewed Hey U G L Y - Unique Gifted Lovable YOu —
April 19 at 11:16am ·
The issue of cyber stalking is not just limited to what some feel is just teasing at the high school level and upon graduation it stops. Not true. My name is Marty Prehn Sr. and I am a national elder advocate who is 58 years young and have been a victim of a number of cyber stalkers on 2 different HATE blogs. One is called JOEY IS A LITTLE KID and the other is called the Marty Prehn Chronicles or as my haters call it the Chronicles of Marty Prehn and they refer to themselves as Joey's or Commies. I plan on working with Betty and the others to publicly EXPOSE my haters using the media as my method to get law enforcement and the FBI and the judicial system to arrest and prosecute those involved in slandering me while trying to harass, intimidate and stalk me on the internet, at my job, at my home and in person. I am interested in learning more about these cyberstalking laws in the states mentioned. It is time to STOP any form of abuse and to criminalize it with state and federal legislation. I am on a committee in Eastpointe, Michigan that holds a car cruise every year and this one in 2015 will be held on June 20, 2015. I will use my contacts with the media nationwide to get this issue of cyberstalking addressed and stopped. My theme for this years 2015 Eastpointe Cruisin' Gratiot Cruise is CRUISIN' TO STOP THE BRUISING. This will include the issues of cyber bullying, elder and child abuse, human trafficking and suicide prevention and awareness. I will get different national organizations to join my T.E.A.M. to make this happen. My hope is to get the CHEVROLET corporation to be the national corporate sponsor and NASCAR to hold a nationally televised show on NBC to raise public awareness, education and involvement to put a STOP to this national epidemic. I am also looking to set a day across Michigan and America for a CAMPOUT TO STAMPOUT any and all forms of bullying and to create a new cartoon character to take the place of UNDERDOG as we need to overcome being the Underdog and allowing ourselves to be bullied any longer. The movie director who produced a recent film about being bullied in school made a very powerful statement that is so simple but describes what needs to be done. She said, "In order to STOP the bullying we need to learn how to STOP the bully". NOW IS THE TIME to send this message to those who resort to any and all forms of bullying. It is the song that we can use and let the bullies know that we REFUSE to be their victims and more and that it is time for them to HIT THE ROAD JACK (short for Jackass) AND DON'T YOU COME BACK NO MORE, NO MORE, NO MORE, NO MORE. No more because it is time to SOAR. Time to spread your wings and fly.
Marty Prehn
National Elder Advocate and ELDER D.A.W.G. which stands for Doing A World of Good and makes people ask WHO LET THE DAWGS OUT?"
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He's "building an army". You've been warned...
Army? Word on the street is that Marty's honorary membership to the VFW post or men's auxiliary at the Bruce post was canceled for good. Actually I don't think he will be in the post for sometime.
ReplyDeleteStill owes them money. Tried to pay his tab out of the loose change in a collection jar for the vets.
DeleteDisgrace.
I'm going to go out on a limb and make one of our now famous CoM predictions. Marty is going to circle back and become a veterans advocate once again. Get ready it's coming, along with more fake charity collection jars in liquor stores and 7-11's.
ReplyDeleteBack off, Tuttle!
DeleteHe's collecting funds to pay for Michael Behenna's birthday cake, damnit!
"Happy birthday, son. (sniff)"
Wasn't that cost covered by the $50 Mero Dinner tickets that were, in Marty's own much publicized words, "GOING FAST"?
DeleteNo, I'm talking about two years ago at Freedom Hill, silly.
DeleteMotorcycle rally and everything...
"Oh, sure I hear voices and eat with dead celebrities. So what?"
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I am surprised he is not saying that he has spoken to Casey Kasem and will tell his side of the story.
ReplyDeleteI've often wondered why Casey wasn't invited to Easter lunch with Robin Williams and Dan Haggerty.
DeleteTwo ghost limit.
DeleteBesides, his spirit told Marty to go to hell.
I wonder if Marty will be getting money for his work in the Joeyisalittlekid lawsuit helping Windsors lawless America as a director. Word is from the Windsor camp that he won his appeal and judgements.
DeletePastor Mo says that if you come down to his next peace rally, help yourself to some sunglasses, Marty.
ReplyDeleteMore street value than Slim Jim's...
That fool best to stay away from us.
DeleteB.O.L.O. for Marty at the Clinton Township Cruise.
ReplyDelete"If traveling with Skye, assumed armed and dangerous..."
I am at the cruise!
Delete"Marty Who?"
ReplyDeleteClinton Township's Gratiot Cruise has record-setting day
"Prior to the cruise’s start, the Gratiot Cruise Committee awarded the Shirley Boothman Humanitarian Award to Mike Oginsky of Rodders for Christ. "I just love people, I love cars, and I love Jesus most of all,” Oginsky said."
Amateurs. That Jesus stuff has been done for 2,000 years. They didn't even give out any of the coveted Dan Haggerty Humanitarian Awards. Nor did they have Danny D singing "O, Rejoice in the Lord" with his Vagabonds. Ambassador Trudy would have been a nice touch, too.
Next year, they need to draft Marty Prehn -Cruise Consultant to the Stars...
from the New York Post... "Patricia Sullivan-Webb, the ex-wife of Jimmy Webb — who wrote Campbell’s greatest hits “By the Time I Get to Phoenix,” “Galveston” and “Wichita Lineman” — has known Campbell since she was 14, and tells me: “I am very encouraged that a fan has set up the GoFundMe site and that so many fans have responded.”" This has Marty written all over it; What a Mero!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2016/08/08/glen-campbells-kids-say-cant-see-their-dad-fans-raise-money.html
He wishes he had the brains to orchestrate a plausible scam.
DeleteHis limited intelligence stops at Facebook.
I think the Campbells themselves beat Marty to that one. To me, it's starting to look like Travis and Trudy Campbell are really more interested in money and attention than they are Glen Campbell. I'm confused why they would be soliciting donations to get Travis a $50,000 attorney so he'll have "the quality of attorney he deserves". Wasn't the Falk/Campbell legislation supposed to clear the legal hurdles they were facing? And according to various sources, Trudy owns millions of dollars worth of real estate. Why can't these rich celebrity offspring afford a lawyer that they were just celebrating the fact they wouldn't need, instead of begging their fans to fund it? Sorry folks, it doesn't pass the smell test.
DeleteBack off, Tuttle!
DeleteThey've fallen on hard times since April...
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Me thinks Princess Trudy ate the chocolate profits away...
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ReplyDelete"Marty Prehn
We will do better than that. On June 17th at the Barrister Gardens in my hometown of St. Clair Shores, Michigan I will be having a birthday party to celebrate Donald Trumps 70th birthday which is June 14th aka FLAG DAY."
Conflicted Mongoose.
Lily-white billionaire who wants to be President vs the self proclaimed leader of the Black Panthers who thinks he's Malcolm X - both vying for the all-important Mongoose endorsement.
DeleteOh, Marty. Life was so much simpler back when you only pretended to be friends with Pete Lucido...
Black Pastors Are Breaking the Law to Get Hillary Clinton Elected
Delete"I's heard dat..."
Mr. Prehn,
ReplyDeleteYou are to immediately stop pestering Ms Tucker.
D. Nozell
BREAKING NEWS: "Old Lizard Face Bullock" is "damaged goods", per Marty Prehn.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm fluent in Lemmingese...
Poor Marty, he's experiencing his absolute worst nightmare. His phone is shut off for non payment. You'd think all those government agencies he works for would remember to pay the phone bill.
ReplyDeleteBack off, Tuttle!
DeleteThe Michigan House and Senate are grinding to a halt!
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Just don't call his name until he comes up with 400 or so empty beer bottles...
He better run around town and empty his fake help the veterans donation jars.
DeleteHe'll threaten the local MetroPCS clerk for interfering with a federal investigation.
Delete"And I'll be there to slap the cuffs on Apu!"
Where's Terry Jones when you need him...
"My civil rights have been violated!"
Delete"Dearborn found out what happens when you restrict free speech. So turn my phone back on!"
DeleteNow's the time..... To have a gofundme for my phone
Delete"I need a hero, but the call won't go through?"
DeleteI hear the old wegee board is getting a workout today
DeleteYou know, back in the day, he could just borrow Tom's iPhone. Now Tom signs his petty cash voucher.
ReplyDeleteGood times. Maybe his friend, Judge Marlinga, can pull some strings...
Just in case...
ReplyDelete"Marty Prehn
If you want to get in touch me me please contact either Barbara McQuade with the US Justice Department in the Eastern District in Detroit or Special Agent in Charge of the FBI in the Eastern District in Detroit Robert F. Foley III. You may also want to get in touch with my friend Tony West from the US Justice Department in Washington DC. They all know how to get in touch with me."
Tell 'em the Mongoose sent ya...
Ahhh the memories never stop cracking me up laughing. Marty thanks for saying such funny stuff
DeleteDoes it surprise anyone that Marty fellates this guy so much?
ReplyDeleteDenny McLain strikes out again?
Just like MVP productions.
DeleteAnd to think, it all started with Marty pimping out Denny to some ghetto dog park in Detroit to get "national media attention"...
DeleteThe rest is Mongoose history and a bond that will never be broken!
"Marty Prehn
Happy birthday Ace McLain just let you know I want to wish you a happy birthday and my birthday presents so to you will come in two different forms one will be on the May 21st if everything goes as planned at the Comerica Park for my 60th birthday and the other one will be given to you on June 17th at the Dan Haggerty AKA Grizzly Adams Memorial and humanitarian Awards event so enjoy your day stay away from the birthday cake and the diet pop and I think you might be surprised next time you see me I'm not the same guy I used to be and so it's good to be alive and it's even better to have you for a friend so God bless you and God bless Sharon thank you. For the seating arrangements for dinner I have you and Barry Powers sitting at the same table as Mike and Marian Illitch, Denise Illitch, Mayor Mike Duggan, MLB Commissioner Robert Manfred Jr., and Mitch Album and Eli Zaret. Does that work for you?
Mar 29"
Bastard didn't show and left the Illitch family to stand in the buffet line with a bunch of hood rats...
Classy in life....
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Classy til the end. Rest in peace, Karen. You earned it.
Back off, Anonymous!
ReplyDeleteJr cooks meth in that tub...
Déjà vu, all over again...
ReplyDelete"I have been without electricity since May 11, 2011 and the gas just got shut off due to the malicious acts of my siblings and their attorney's and the fraud of the court in Colorado Springs."
What do you say, Ellen? Got another extra $10,000 lying around?
Probably just use it to help others, anyway.
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ReplyDeleteThis classic Marty post is one of my favorite examples of how full of shit the Mongoose is. He claims he's escorting a Purple Heart vet in the SCS parade. In reality, he stepped off the curb and walked about 25 yards and had someone he asked take a picture of him. You notice he doesn't even know the name of who he's escorting?
"I'll wash that windshield for some spare change..."
ReplyDeleteNah, that's more work than Marty is willing to do. It'd be more like: "Would you like to make a donation to help vets? No checks or credit cards, but Walmart person to person money orders are accepted"
DeleteThat actually was the same parade that he promised to give away a bunch of Corvettes to a handful of old baseball players, Denny included. Told them the color options and everything.
DeletePerpetual idiot.
Just saw this in a bathroom in Detroit.
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He forgot to write his official title, phone number and email address...
Delete"Tickets are still going fast!"
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ReplyDeleteThose two are females?
Regardless, the "Ugly Sisters" don't need your make-believe news scoop, Marty. Unlike you, they actually know and have met the people involved - including Glen.
Lonely idiot.