Monday, August 15, 2016

Breaking News: Management Shakeup at MVP Productions!

Ugly Betty Tells Marty to Go to Hell!



Fans, loyal readers, Meroes and CoMmies worldwide!

Thanks for continuing to tune in for our coverage of the worlds dumbest make-believe super hero, Elder Avenger, aka Marty Prehn. 

As Marty continues to drift aimlessly through his fake advocacy without a cause or event to take credit for, it's beginning to look like Elder Dawg has been experiencing some recent financial difficulties. Poor Marty can't seem to get a fundraiser kickstarted to get his few bills paid. Hard times are here again, right Marty? Doesn't look like your MVP partner, Denny, is doing much better with his obligations, either. Jamie always was the brains of that operation, anyway. So the search for a new scam partner is on, with an eye on minority hiring. Al is a natch! Undercover FBI informant brethren, too.

This past week we learned that not only had Marty's phone had been disconnected for a couple of days, the gas at his latest squatting location has been shut off. Everyone that has been within a few feet of Marty knows that having no hot water to shower and wash his clothes with really doesn't change much. Judging from the appearance of his clothes, he doesn't wash them often. And we've all heard about his overpowering smell so taking time away from "working around the clock to save Glen Campbell" for basic hygiene isn't a high priority, anyway. But the disconnection of his phone is probably the worst thing you can do to that idiot. No way to call Flo, lie and threaten on Facebook and such is an absolute nightmare for Marty.

These unpaid bills just provide more proof of Marty's latest scam failures and overall stupidity. We know Marty attacked Linda Fergan's brother, Tom, in the past and now it's come back to bite the Mongoose right in his huge ass. Tom is now in charge at Carquest so you can guess who's hours have taken a drastic cut. It also appears Marty's various undercover assignments with three letter agencies and Sheriff departments aren't paying much. Has the bodyguard business dried up, as well? Veteran escort service, too? There's a joke in there somewhere about him screwing the vets, but I digress.

These service disconnects also highlight the absolute failure of Marty's great dinner. Since the dinner never took place, all the ticket sale money should have been available to pay for at least Marty's precious cell phone bill. The fact he couldn't even get that bill paid on time must mean that tickets weren't "going so fast" after all. Apparently, the dumb ass wasn't able to sell a single ticket. Duh. 

All these financial problems, along with Denny McLain being in the news for more shady business deals, also points out that MVP productions must be floundering as well. Apparently Marty's great non profit LLC isn't generating any money to be siphoned off for Marty or Denny. The only person in that company that's living in the black right now is Jamie. Maybe the other two should join him in collecting bottles and cans. Or getting the shopping carts out of the Kroger parking lot.

Our regular readers all know where this is headed. It's not a matter of if, but when. That's right CoMmies, it's time for a fundraiser. The only questions that I can think of are: What cause will Marty latch onto for an excuse to raise money? What type of fundraiser will it be? A walk? GoFundMe? Big event with high priced tickets? Collection jars on counters at the various liquor stores Marty frequents? Facebook group? The possibilities are endless. The only thing that's "chiseled in stone" is the fact it's coming...

And we'll be there.


14 comments:

  1. Back off, Tuttle!

    The utilities money was needed to hold Barrister Gardens for that historic annual event!

    Scouting for next year's venue...


    Man shot after altercation at St. Clair Shores banquet center

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  2. Word on the street is Marty wants to hijack a birthday party for Marcus Garvey this Wednesday. Wants a donated cake with both of their names on it...

    Pass it on.

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  3. Well, if history repeats itself, all he has to do is wait for Windsor to post a reward for David Schied's information. Surely the great Mongloser can drum up some type of "sting" to nab little David (you know, with all that FBI training and such) because word on the street is, Marty is a Mole...

    Surely he'd love nothing more than to make a quick 5K - 10K serving up Schied. Oh, I know, since Farty is all friendly with everyone, especially Schied -- and Schied did his version of the slander video for Farty, perhaps Farty can get Windsor to promise him loads of that Windsor trust account if Farty can worm his way in to Schied's house, and snag the "Movie" crap. Since Windsor is now claiming that Schied is refusing to return the movie crap (O.M.G. how many people has he blamed for stealing his movie crap?) surely the price for the return for Fat boy Windsor would be healthy.

    There you go Farty. When you get Library access to read the blog, there's your next plot. Just leave all the innocent people out of it. Windsor's loaded, and you're so full of shit, surely you can con Schied into inviting your big, smelly, ugly, useless ass over and "Save the Movie." Bhahahahahaha

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    1. Check with Danny Glover.

      "Good friend and hell of a nice guy..."

      BOYCOTT WHIRLPOOL!

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    2. Marty has been a mole for sometime. With his ties to Law Enforcement that he jokes about being undercover for certain things. One would think it is all a joke. I am here to tell readers, it is not a joke. Marty has been the lawless America mole for sometime and Bill never caught on. This could get interesting.

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    3. Seriously. Marty truly loves and respects Bill Windsor. Why, he'd sooner turn on his own mother before doing anything to hurt him or jeopardize "The Movie".

      Huh? What am I saying?

      Never mind.

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  4. Marty should get right on this http://oaklandcounty115.com/2016/08/14/berkley-planning-commission-open-house-on-master-plan-aug-23/

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  5. And don't you even THINK about stealing Marty's idea, Betty!

    "It is the song that we can use and let the bullies know that we REFUSE to be their victims and more and that it is time for them to HIT THE ROAD JACK (short for Jackass) AND DON'T YOU COME BACK NO MORE, NO MORE, NO MORE, NO MORE. No more because it is time to SOAR. Time to spread your wings and fly."

    Can this asshole be any more pathetic?

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  6. Hey Marty! Are you still going to be able to pay your way into that Mothers of Murdered Children fundraising dinner you committed to attending this coming Sunday? That might be out of your financial abilities huh?

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    1. Back off, Tuttle!

      Guardian Angels eat for free, silly.


      [IMG]http://i63.tinypic.com/2cx870h.jpg[/IMG]

      They're just counting on his "star power" and bringing the national media with him...

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  7. "Dan would love this..."

    https://youtu.be/ibSVWl5K8K8

    God love ya and Happy Birthday, Terry!

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  8. Is it true that Marty is now "advocating" for Russell Woodbury?

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  9. Deonda: √
    CEO Mickey: √
    Malik: √
    Pastor Mo: √
    Pastor Ovella: √

    Who else hates that stupid cracker's guts?

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    1. Laquieta and Tay Tay are a given, being family and all...

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