After several stark reminders that no one believes, likes or cares to be within 500 feet of him, Marty has again burrowed underground - or "tamped down", as it were. The entire alumni of Marty's high school, his "attorney" Barry and pretty much every black person in Detroit has made it clear - "Go to hell, you lying piece of shit. We've never liked you, anyway!"
Fear not, gentle readers. We're confident that the Mongoose will soon return to his life's mission of being the biggest idiot that ever stole a fistful of Slim Jim's while holding a parking lot press conference.
It's what he does.
Meanwhile, enjoy the break. Your faithful editor is going to meet with investors in our next project, "The Life and Times of Marty Prehn - The Movie", featuring never before seen footage of the Mongoose in action and interviews from some of the most interesting people who have actually had to deal - and live with - our beloved muse.
Keep those fan letters and tips coming, CoMmies!
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