Mongoose Life Cycle: Lie, Rejection, Repeat...

CoMmies;

Our continuing coverage of Marty Prehn may seem like a rerun. However, our keen readers know that Marty Prehn not only recycles his lies periodically, but they always eventually result in rejection and failure.

Over the last week or so, we've once again seen plenty of failure and stupidity from the Mongoose. Marty has been a very busy super hero as he attempts to find someone famous he can attach himself to, now that apparently Denny figured out he was a lying idiot and gave him the boot. We all know that the poor Elder Avenger has an insatiable appetite for both food and the need to project the image of his great importance on Facebook. Marty usually does this by claiming to have famous or important friends. In reality, he actually has no friends or life and virtually everyone who knows him in person hates his guts, but the Mongoose can't let his fake Facebook friends find out.

Marty's most recent recognizable name association attempt was Catherine Falk, the daughter of one of Marty's television "heroes", Peter Falk (who, incidentally Marty claims he may be related to). Ms Falk has an organization that deals with an elder issue that Marty sometimes pretends to advocate for. He started by sharing everything she's ever posted on Facebook over the last several years, then moved on to one of his now infamous Facebook "like" campaigns (think Camp Patriot). Marty quickly progressed to the requisite song dedications and pending Michigan state legislation ("commonly referred to as the Chism-Falk law") that he was in the process of having passed:

Marty obsessed over this woman's organization for two or three days. Of course, this caused what has become the standard reaction from one of Marty's obsession targets. She did a little research, including a cursory reading of this blog, figured out what Marty really is, deleted his crap (but we caught it) and immediately blocked him. She went so far as to make a post about people's behavior (Marty's) being unacceptable.

After Marty figured out his latest hard Facebook work had all gone to waste, he found yet another famous daughter to target. Country singer Glen Campbell's daughter is also a champion of some sort of elder issue involving her father. Without so much as a plea for help, in swoops The Elder Dawg to the rescue! Marty begins sharing anything he can find on Facebook about Glen Campbell or any of his family members. During this process, Marty's Mongoose senses must have begun to twitch. The Chism-Falk legislation mysteriously changed into the Chism-Campbell law! He decided before his latest target started to look into who the crazy stalker that was sharing her every post was, he'd better dress up his Facebook page with all the proof of what an important and connected man he is. A defensive tactic he picked up on Paris Island, no doubt.

All of our regular readers know that Marty is at his entertaining best when he's trying to show people just how incredibly great he is. He began to fill his Facebook page with his numerous accomplishments. He hit all the highlights of course; The great Terry Jones body guard event. The saving of Dr Chism. The various movie projects he has going, including one that he now claims was written by him and the Michigan Secretary of State Ruth Johnson. It's kinda funny that he just finished working on a "Hallmark Lifetime" movie with this woman but can't seem to find the time to answer or return numerous recent calls from her office. What's that all about, Marty?

The part of Marty's greatness display that I found interesting though, was his rehash of his Ronald Reagan claim to fame. Here is a screen shot from his page:

Yes, we're all very familiar with how Marty is responsible for the reunification of Germany in honor of his former Nazi soldier father. The part of this I find interesting is his friend's comment. Marty doesn't actually claim in his comment that he was a Secret Service employee that day. This picture was taken when Reagan was just a presidential candidate so he wouldn't have garnered Secret Service protection. Marty's "friend" Richard asked Marty if he was a former agent. Instead of Marty telling the truth and saying no, he just ignores the question and never answers it. No need to prevent someone from just assuming Marty was actually an agent in the past right?

I know what our readers are thinking now. "Standard Marty, I've seen all of this before" and that's correct. But as is the way of the Mongoose, one post on Facebook about a subject is never enough. I next witnessed this on his page:

Another "friend" of Marty's, a self proclaimed "smart woman" believes that Marty was the actual person who pushed Reagan into the limo during an assassination attempt. I imagine Marty must have had a spontaneous, total body orgasm when he read this comment. Marty then comments back that, no, it wasn't him but supplies the first name of his buddy, Jack, and notates that he recently died. As if Marty was acquainted with or was a "coworker" of this man. Marty's "smart woman" friend then reassures Marty that she knows he was "in the mix of things". Are these crazy people actually allowed to drive... and vote? How does Marty find them? Is there a Facebook social group for the criminally stupid?

This being the exact image Marty so desperately wants to portray, there is no way in hell he would consider correcting this person. The more people who believe his complete bullshit, the better. It wouldn't surprise me if soon Marty is calling on this woman to verify his role in this moment in history. This is just one more example of how the complete fraud that is Marty Prehn operates.

I'll close this review of Mongoose stupidity with a few thoughts for Marty: Do you honestly think you'll be able to continue lying or avoiding the truth forever? All the people whose names you continue to drop are getting tired of it, you idiot. Why do you think Ruth Johnson's office keeps calling? It's not to try to make dinner plans or a last minute change to the movie script you claim you co-wrote. How long will it be until all the various elected officials in Michigan become so tired of you using their names that they are forced to take action? Have you considered what those actions could possibly be Marty? Or, are you so desperate to portray yourself as some powerful, well connected person that you are willing to risk mental lockup or worse to continue the lie?

After all, three squares and a matress would be an improvement over stolen Slim Jims and Jr's living room floor. Go for it, Marty. You'll get there.