Marty Prehn Hijacks Cruise!

I'd like to start this article by issuing an apology to all of the faithful readers of CoM. Thank you for your patience while waiting for the latest Mongoose stupidity. We have been working on a big investigation into Marty's latest antics but sometimes these things take longer than expected. There are often delays when dealing with government agencies such as the Secret Service, State Police, FBI, and various Detroit area mayors and council(wo)men.

Now that a judge apparently told Marty it was time to STFU, he's left with nothing to lie about other than the Eastpoint Cruise. The Mongoose left this little nugget earlier this week:

"Marty Prehn

Betty consider yourself Championed as I am friends with Denny McLain who is a member of the 1968 Detroit Tigers World Series Championship Team. He holds the record that most likely will never be broken. He holds the pitching record in 1968 for the winningest season ever of 31 wins and 6 losses. He also won back to back MVP and Cy Young awards for being the best pitcher in all of baseball in 1968 and 1969. He will be attending the Eastpointe Cruisin' Gratiot Sock Hop that will take place on May 13, 2015 at the Eastpointe Manor for a Spaghetti Dinner. We are having a dance contest and a contest for the best impersonation of Fonzie and Laverne and Shirley. I would LOVE for you to attend and maybe you could bring the cast from Happy Days and Laverne and Shirley. I can see about having a news conference before hand to share what your non profit is all about and bring your books to autograph and be one of the many celebrities that will be attending. Can you believe it I have at times been accused of being a name dropper from my cyber stalkers and plan on letting them know how many celebrities have been victims of bullying and cyber stalking. Maybe Rumur Willis can bring Max with her and do a Dancing with the Stars dance to kick off the Sock Hop. Maybe see if Bruce Willis and Demi Moore can come as well. Let's talk about that nationwide CAMP OUT TO STAMP OUT any and all forms of bullying. Let's do a joint press conference regarding us Teaming Up with Denny McLain to be on the winning side of Stopping Bullying, Drug use and Suicide Prevention. Richard Sands is another friend of mine who advocates for many similar issues including FAN which is Families Against Narcotics. Laura Edward is the State Director for the Suicide Prevention and Awareness group OUT OF THE DARKNESS. We can put together a task force of contacts I have in Metro Detroit and law enforcement and the court system all the way up to Ruth Johnson the Michigan Secretary of State and my friend Michigan Attorney General Bill Schuette. Look at my fb photo. That is a photo of Bill Schuette on Duty and SPECIAL AGENT Marty Prehn. SAM for short. That is why my cyber stalkers do not like me that SAM I AM. Let's get on the ELLEN show just to push them over the edge. Please send that U.G.L.Y. shirt to my address PO Box 80732 St. Clair Shores, Michigan 48080 and Let's Let the Cruisin' and Dancing begin. Better to be a teen bopper and a name dropper than to be a pill popper. Let me know if you and others will be able to attend the Sock Hop on May 13th and Any part of Cruise Week and the actual Cruise on June 20, 2015. We can work to set up a tent area at the Colonial Dodge area to promote the new U.G.L.Y. anti bullying chapter in the Detroit Metro area. My cyber stalkers are going to be bouncing off the walls of their padded cells. Send me the info on the anti cyber stalking laws from the other states mentioned and I will get my friends in the Michigan House and Senate to introduce and enact similar legislation. My song for my cyber stalkers and bullies today is from my country music superstar Toby Keith and ask them a simple question HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW? Are you in Illinois or Indiana? I would also like for Angel oGreen's mother to join us for these activities so she can tell Angel's story so that her death by suicide was not in vain. I want to get you in touch with a young lady named Reagan who was a victim of bullying and she and her parents want her story to be told. An amazing young lady who had to be home schooled due to the bullying at her high school. I am hoping to have Reagan and her parents at this sock hop as well. Well Betty it looks like we are going to start a REVOLUTION as the wheels on the bus go round and round just like they do on the cool classic cars in the Cruisin' Gratiot Car Cruise. Go to my fb page and look for a recent article in the C & G newspaper about the Eastpointe car shows and cruise. Do you have any BIG BOYS where you live?

Edited · More · 3 hours ago

Marty Prehn

I often times have to laugh at myself as I am thinking that we need to get Bruce Willis to do a poster and a public service announcement that says YIPPIE CHI YEAH CYBER STALKERS FOR YOUR END IS IN SIGHT.

More · 3 hours ago"

I have to admit, I'm a little overwhelmed by the sheer volume of this Mongoose dropping. Marty really let his imagination go with this one. I'll try to touch on a few of the highlights from this apparent BigMac induced dream.

As you can see from this comment, Marty has become obsessed with Denny McClain. How many times have we seen Marty gush over the ex pitcher/retirement fund thief? Why is Marty so infatuated with this criminal? Is it because Denny is the only person with name recognition that has ever given Marty the time of day? Perhaps because his other hero is presently in jail. Based on the comments others have posted online, it appears Marty is the only one happy to see his latest man crush involved in the cruise. I really wonder if Denny even knows that Marty has turned this alleged engagement into an advocacy campaign for Marty's latest causes instead of a chance to sell books at a book signing.

Next we see Marty trying to use another charity with connections to further his notoriety. If Marty knows every "west coast celebrity" to ever live, why is he asking someone else to bring stars with them? And when did the Eastpoint Cruise become a series of press conferences to introduce his latest charity hijack attempt? I hope the cruise committee is paying attention to the commitments Marty is making in their name.

Marty next drops my favorite part of this latest idiocy. "Can you believe it I have been called a name dropper from my cyber stalkers". The moron then proceeds to spend the rest of his comment doing just that. RUMER Willis (yes Marty, that's the correct way to spell it), Bruce Willis, Demi Moore, Denny McClain (again!), Richard Sands, Laura Edward, Toby Keith, Ruth Johnson, and of course Bill Schuette. Could you possibly squeeze anyone else's name into this comment, you name dropping twit? Let's shorten this list to, say zero, and drop the names of people who actually know or otherwise acknowledge knowing you...

Of course, no Marty lie fest would be complete without throwing in a rhyming catch phrase and a task force with several elected officials from Michigan thrown in. Will the complete idiot Marty ever learn? I guess you really can't teach an Elder Dawg a new lie.

In the next part of this imagination gone wild spew, we see Marty's newest nickname for himself. Special Agent Marty is now SAM. And the reason his "cyber stalker" don't like him is because he's "SAM I AM". Do you think Marty is referring to the Dr Seuss children's book or that Sean Penn movie about a mentally challenged man? I'm going with the movie because you can tell from this one comment alone, Marty is really challenged mentally. What a dumb ass.

Marty wraps up this latest stupidity by trying to yet again associate himself with a high profile victim, promising to influence Michigan state government, talking about going on the Ellen show, begging for a free T-shirt, claiming he's starting an all caps revolution, and having Bruce Willis make a poster against his cyber stalkers. I'm sure I've missed some other Marty ignorance but you get the picture.

I'll close this article by answering the question Marty asks his cyber stalkers; "how do you like me now?" Well Marty, we still love you. Only a person as mind numbing stupid as you are could provide such a steady source of moronic entertainment for us.

CoM is having another record-breaking month. Keep up the great work, SAM!

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2Phat Prehn vs Flemshady: Epilogue

Greetings to all of our loyal CoM readers and a special shout out to our newest fan, Matt Drudge.

I'm sure everyone reading today knows what yesterday was - the great PPO hearing between 2Phat Prehn and Flemshady. The lies and threats leading up to this hearing were very entertaining to say the least. While we chose not to send an operative into the courtroom for the actual hearing, we did have a crew outside to record Marty's parade of witnesses. As expected, Marty was alone and looking quite terrified and sweaty. I can only assume Carla's police escort to court was stuck in traffic or delayed by a few donut stops. Either that or she was sidetracked spreading her cheer to the Muslim community in Dearborn. Regardless of the reason, she was not present. Go figure.

Not having anyone inside the courtroom

to report on what happened during the hearing has left us to either speculate or simply examine the various Mongoose droppings. 

After several Facebook messages to Sean Fleming asking what happened, I received back a simple no comment from him. But have no fear, CoMmies, we all know that Marty and his perverted stooge Carla would never be able to keep their mouths shut. It's common knowledge that those two are completely unable to control their Facebook diarrhea and it was only a matter of time until that expected stupidity was back on display. Carla fired the opening shot with this public communiqué to her bulbous, piss-soaked partner in crime:

"Carla Sauer-Iyer Marty Prehn

1 hr · Plant City, FL · 

Congratulations Marty Prehn. The judge really threw the book at your and my cyberstalker and deviant pathological liar Sean. That judge is awesome."

This comment is pretty much the standard idiocy these morons use all the time. Carla tried to act like she was at the hearing but she didn't bother to change her location when she started lying. And as for her claim that the judge threw the book at Flemshady, we all know Marty would be screaming from the rooftops, or at least the 7-11 parking lot, about his great victory. It just didn't happen. Marty then gives us a hint at what might have actually happened at the hearing:

"Marty Prehn

We need to avoid any reference to who you are referring to and move on and let the ongoing investigation into the alleged cyber stalking take its course. There was an admission of being the individual that contacted the secret service against you and new information of the suicide death of another victims son from the Grand Rapids area as a result of relentless harassment and intimidation. Again let's let law enforcement and the judicial system do their jobs. But yes I am pleased with today's outcome and believe that my integrity has been restored.

Like · More · 1 hour ago"

This Mongoose comment gives us a little insight into the results of yesterday's hearing. Marty starts out by telling Carla they need to avoid referencing Sean. In my humble opinion, that could only be the result of the judge telling Marty to shut up and leave Flemshady alone. Nothing short of a court order could make Marty attempt to tamp down his idiocy. I would also think that if Carla was at the hearing to see the judge "throw the book" at Sean, she wouldn't need Marty to tell her not to reference Sean on his page. You know it didn't go well for Elder Dawg if he is telling the stooge he sent after Sean to now move on. Calling your mutt off now, Marty?

The next portion of this comment is exactly what we've come to expect from the Mongoose. Another threat of an investigation into someone who hurt his whittle feelings. How many pending investigations has this idiot prattled on about the last couple of years? Has there ever been a single arrest, or anything at all, that was the result of an investigation Marty claimed was ongoing? Silly questions. Our keen readers know the answers.

Another part of this comment is straight out of the "Marty is a Big Fat Liar Playbook". Once again, Marty tries to blame a suicide on one of his "cyber stalkers". If these people who Marty claims are stalking him are so powerful they make people commit suicide, then why haven't they caused Marty to do the same?  Some things will just never change. Or maybe he's actually trying to eat himself to death. If you've taken a gander at who he's been sleeping with, you know he does seem to have a death wish of sorts. Regardless, I'm sure it's just another example of Marty trying to slander his target with a baseless claim.

The last part of this comment really highlights the joy Marty brings to us all. I was overtaken with uncontrollable laughter when I saw Marty say he thought his integrity had been restored! That is one of the funniest things I've ever seen the dumb ass Mongoose type!  Read it again with me, CoMmies:

"But yes I am pleased with today's outcome and believe that my integrity has been restored."

Does Marty even know what the word integrity means? Wouldn't Marty have had to possess some integrity to lose and then have restored? How can a proven serial liar even mention his integrity? Marty, you've never had integrity and you never will. People who've known you for your entire worthless life - family and an entire graduating class - are gasping for air from laughing!

At this point in time Marty, your best bet would be to shut up, give up, and return to your life as a bottom feeding loser who will never be anything more than a waste of excessive skin. You dodged a figurative bullet yesterday, as the judge was tired of looking at you and didn't want to see you back.  Don't push it.

And as for Carla: How desperate are you for friendship of any sort that you would stoop so low and play into Marty Prehn's pathetic lifestyle?

So that's it, CoMmies. Check back often, as the list of people Marty pisses off grows like a convoy of cars down Gratiot on a Saturday night...

Marty Prehn Doubles Down with Idiotic Threats

As we continue to cover Marty's lies and stupidity leading up to the much anticipated Protection Order hearing this coming Monday, I am pleased to announce that CoM is heading toward a new record month for readership! By now, everyone who reads here knows about this hearing and Marty's idiotic intimidation tactics so far. As predicted in our last article, Marty has been unable to tamp down his stupidity. Unlike his underwear, apparently Marty's lies are subject to change without notice.

In our last article we covered Marty's claims about a police escort to the Oakland County courthouse to file an affidavit with his Florida stooge, Carla. After this blog pointed out how easy it was to prove this was nothing more than another ridiculous lie by Marty, a strange thing happened. Suddenly, Carla's layover in Detroit wasn't an escorted trip to the courthouse to file an affidavit but a visit with the various three letter agencies she claims to work with. We saw this exchange on Facebook Saturday night:

"Carla Sauer-Iyer

Have a HOPPY Easter Marty Prehn.

Like · More · Saturday at 9:43pm

Marty Prehn

The same to you and your family. So how did you like the federal building downtown? See you on May 13th.

Like · 2 · More · Saturday at 11:49pm"

Obviously, once Marty read the CoM article that stated no affidavit had been filed, Carla's destination changed to the Federal building in Detroit. What happened to the trip to the courthouse to file this alleged damning affidavit? Did Marty think no one would remember his previous lie? After Marty gets no response from Carla, he once again tries to prod her to help him lie about the upcoming hearing. 

"Marty Prehn

Press conference on Thusday at 10 am. It should be interesting.

Like · 1 · More · Yesterday at 4:52pm"

Marty was a little vague with this comment. Who is having a press conference, Marty? Where is this press conference to be held - 7-11's parking lot again? Is this Marty's pre-hearing press conference for the national media that he always announces before he's scheduled to be somewhere lying? Apparently, he didn't bother to send Carla what she was supposed to say because she skips over this tidbit and circles back to her layover:

"Carla Sauer-Iyer

The federal building was awesome and just like the one in Tampa downtown and the employees were very professional, courteous and they will get down to the bottom of this but I froze by gluteus maximus off. I wore my red Russian coat and gloves and was still freezing.

Like · 1 · More · Yesterday at 5:36pm"

This comment is lacking any form of a threat towards Flemshady and that just isn't good enough for the Mongoose. Needing his "scare you moment" for the day, he adds the threat for Carla in his next comment:

"Marty Prehn

lol Flem Shady wants to see your boarding pass as the FF does not believe you came to Detroit and had a 2hour layover to take care of some business with those 3 letter agencies that he is hung up on.

Like · 1 · More · Yesterday at 8:38pm"

This comment starts to show how desperate Marty is to try to intimidate the person who filed for a PPO on him. He's too stupid to realize that all he is really doing is proving Sean's case for him. Marty says Sean wants Carla to post proof of her Detroit layover but I can't find where Flemshady even mentions Carla being in Detroit. The Mongoose also returns to his roots by throwing in a threat involving "three letter agencies". That has been Marty's "go to" threat for several years now so it just wouldn't be a Marty threat fest without some three letter reference. I also question the end of this comment. If anyone is hung up on three letter agencies, it's Marty. I've never seen Sean reference them but if I had a dollar for every time Marty has, I'd buy Linda's crappy apartment complex and kick Marty out.

After Marty's latest lie fails to get a response from anyone, including Carla, he has to change it once again along with throwing even more bullshit in for good measure. Marty then gives us his next intimidation attempt:

"Marty Prehn

It was actually a 2 1/2 hour more than enough time to make it to 211 W Fort St in downtown Detroit. How dumb of the FF to make a threat against not 1 but to potential witnesses if they dare to show up at court on Monday and one of those witnesses may be a law enforcement officer. Others who may be there are victims of the cyber stalking and harassment by Flem Shady. Someone will be going down but it wont be me. Bill Windsors PPO will be reintroduced as evidence of who is the cyber stalker aod who are the victims.

Like · More · 25 minutes ago"

This is a classic example of Marty's stupidity totally taking over. Now Carla's destination has changed once again. The address he gives is not the federal building that contains the "three letter agencies" he and his idiot friend love to reference. That building is home to the passport office, bankruptcy court and a few other state agencies. It appears for some reason, Marty is now afraid to actually state what "agencies" he's threatening Flemshady with. I wonder what could have happened to scare Marty out of his various claims of using federal and state authorities to go after his targets? Who did Carla go visit at this location Marty? Our inquiring readers would love to know which threat you've resorted to now. Didn't you at least get a business card from those two guys that rolled up in the Crown Vic at Carquest last summer? Your coworkers took pictures, you know...

Marty's spew about Sean threatening witnesses, including a law enforcement officer, is more Mongoose stupidity. Is Marty really trying to claim Sean has threatened a LE officer so bad, he's afraid to show up to testify against him? Flemshady must be even more scary than Marty. That "Girl From Ipanema" solo probably did it. The other claims Marty makes about witnesses showing up speaks volumes about his lack of intelligence. Did Marty learn nothing at the last PPO hearing he attended where no witnesses were allowed to speak? Don't you remember being Bill Windsor's star witness and being told to sit down and shut up? And speaking of Bill Windsor, Marty claims his PPO against Flemshady will be used as evidence. I have to ask Marty this: what PPO, you stupid moron? Have you already forgotten that Windsor lost and there never was a PPO? Or was Marty lying so fast he lost track of what he was saying?

In closing, every time Marty posts one of his idiotic comments, he immediately starts checking this blog to see if we post it. Marty knows nobody reads his Facebook page and the only way his comments will be seen is if they are reposted here. 

Well Marty, you can rest easy tonight knowing your threats have received some publicity. Unfortunate for you, nobody is scared by your lies. Everyone is too busy cracking up at them and the only fear is that they might pee their pants laughing!

More Mongoose Stupidity

It's another great day here in Martyland. As I predicted in our previous article, Marty has ramped up his completely idiotic threats and lies leading up to his PPO defense later this month. His latest comment is one of the dumbest statements he's made publicly in a long time. Just when you think the Mongoose couldn't say anything that would top his previous stupidity, he says something like this on his former nursing home nurse "friend" Carla's Liebook page:

"Marty Prehn

Thanks for the layover in order to file that affidavit for that court hearing in Oakland County on the 13th. I am glad that you enjoyed your police escort to get you there and back in order to make your connecting flight back to Tampa. Did you keep your plane ticket to post on your fb page? See you on the 13th."

I'm sure most of the readers here had the same reaction to this comment that I did: uncontrolled laughter. After I was able to stop laughing, I started the process of breaking down this comment to highlight the different lies. I'll start with the very first line. Marty thanks his stooge for selecting a flight with a layover in Detroit so she could file an affidavit in his PPO defense. Of course, this lie was extremely easy to debunk. A simple call to the court clerk confirmed that no affidavit had been filed with the court. This article could easily end with that fact because, with no affidavit, the entire comment is proven to be a lie. But where is the fun in that?

The next part of the comment is so moronic, only the Mongoose could post such stupidity. Marty is glad Carla enjoyed the police escort she received in order for her to get to the court to save the most influential man in Michigan history from a PPO. One funny part of this is the comment was posted on a picture of the driver of the taxi Carla rode in while in Detroit.  Was Marty unable to get the Presidential Limo? Even funnier, Carla posted a picture a half hour later that said she was in Pennsylvania. So we are supposed to believe Carla managed to get off a plane in Detroit, make the 80 mile round trip to the Oakland Courthouse, and return to Pennsylvania in under 30 minutes? That taxi must be equipped with a Flux Capacitor to move that fast. Not to mention, unless her Ethiopian cabdriver drove onto the tarmac, it takes that long just to board the plane. Sounds legit to me Marty, you dumbass idiot. 

This same sentence raises other questions for me as well. Who ordered this police escort and why? Did one of Marty's numerous elected official friends set this up to help out the greatest Carquest auto parts delivery boy to ever live? Did the powers that be understand the importance of an ex nursing home nursing aid that also works for more three letter agencies than the Mongoose getting to court and back to file an affidavit that could easily be mailed or faxed? With the financial troubles that face the Detroit area, this alleged affidavit must have been of great importance. Or was the escort set up by Marty while in the buffet line at the funeral of someone he didn't even know? I'm willing to go out on a limb here and say, it's just complete Marty bullshit!

Next I'll skip to the end of this ridiculous comment. Marty says he will see Carla on the 13th. So Carla made a special trip to Detroit, received a police escort, all to hurry to court to file an affidavit for a court hearing that she plans on attending? If any of this was true, then she is a complete idiot. Why go to such trouble when you are going to testify in person at the hearing? Just another example of how stupid Marty and his lies really are. Not only are they so outrageous that no mentally sane person would believe them, they don't even make sense. A toddler could come up with better lies than Marty. How pathetic is that?

The worst part of Marty's complete idiocy, he never stops lying long enough to realize, all his lies are going to be used against him in court. Marty is digging himself a hole with the speed of a backhoe instead of just a shovel. At this rate, with the time still remaining before the hearing, Marty's hole might reach China. By April 13th Marty might have more to worry about than a PPO. A 72 hour mental hold is looking more and more likely with each new lie. Only a mentally impaired idiot would say stuff as stupid as Marty does.