It's another great day here in Martyland. As I predicted in our previous article, Marty has ramped up his completely idiotic threats and lies leading up to his PPO defense later this month. His latest comment is one of the dumbest statements he's made publicly in a long time. Just when you think the Mongoose couldn't say anything that would top his previous stupidity, he says something like this on his former nursing home nurse "friend" Carla's Liebook page:
"Marty Prehn
Thanks for the layover in order to file that affidavit for that court hearing in Oakland County on the 13th. I am glad that you enjoyed your police escort to get you there and back in order to make your connecting flight back to Tampa. Did you keep your plane ticket to post on your fb page? See you on the 13th."
I'm sure most of the readers here had the same reaction to this comment that I did: uncontrolled laughter. After I was able to stop laughing, I started the process of breaking down this comment to highlight the different lies. I'll start with the very first line. Marty thanks his stooge for selecting a flight with a layover in Detroit so she could file an affidavit in his PPO defense. Of course, this lie was extremely easy to debunk. A simple call to the court clerk confirmed that no affidavit had been filed with the court. This article could easily end with that fact because, with no affidavit, the entire comment is proven to be a lie. But where is the fun in that?
The next part of the comment is so moronic, only the Mongoose could post such stupidity. Marty is glad Carla enjoyed the police escort she received in order for her to get to the court to save the most influential man in Michigan history from a PPO. One funny part of this is the comment was posted on a picture of the driver of the taxi Carla rode in while in Detroit. Was Marty unable to get the Presidential Limo? Even funnier, Carla posted a picture a half hour later that said she was in Pennsylvania. So we are supposed to believe Carla managed to get off a plane in Detroit, make the 80 mile round trip to the Oakland Courthouse, and return to Pennsylvania in under 30 minutes? That taxi must be equipped with a Flux Capacitor to move that fast. Not to mention, unless her Ethiopian cabdriver drove onto the tarmac, it takes that long just to board the plane. Sounds legit to me Marty, you dumbass idiot.
This same sentence raises other questions for me as well. Who ordered this police escort and why? Did one of Marty's numerous elected official friends set this up to help out the greatest Carquest auto parts delivery boy to ever live? Did the powers that be understand the importance of an ex nursing home nursing aid that also works for more three letter agencies than the Mongoose getting to court and back to file an affidavit that could easily be mailed or faxed? With the financial troubles that face the Detroit area, this alleged affidavit must have been of great importance. Or was the escort set up by Marty while in the buffet line at the funeral of someone he didn't even know? I'm willing to go out on a limb here and say, it's just complete Marty bullshit!
Next I'll skip to the end of this ridiculous comment. Marty says he will see Carla on the 13th. So Carla made a special trip to Detroit, received a police escort, all to hurry to court to file an affidavit for a court hearing that she plans on attending? If any of this was true, then she is a complete idiot. Why go to such trouble when you are going to testify in person at the hearing? Just another example of how stupid Marty and his lies really are. Not only are they so outrageous that no mentally sane person would believe them, they don't even make sense. A toddler could come up with better lies than Marty. How pathetic is that?
The worst part of Marty's complete idiocy, he never stops lying long enough to realize, all his lies are going to be used against him in court. Marty is digging himself a hole with the speed of a backhoe instead of just a shovel. At this rate, with the time still remaining before the hearing, Marty's hole might reach China. By April 13th Marty might have more to worry about than a PPO. A 72 hour mental hold is looking more and more likely with each new lie. Only a mentally impaired idiot would say stuff as stupid as Marty does.
