Watdayasay we throw a scam fundraiser!
After Marty was hospitalized during his "near death" heart episode, followed by his scheduled in advance "emergency surgery", I started to become concerned. Marty claimed to several people that this traumatic experience had a profound effect on him. He was now a changed man who would direct all of his energy to making positive change in the world. A "stop and smell the roses" kinda guy, if you will.
As you all know, Marty has always been at his comedic best when attacking people and spewing his hatred or fantasy life lies all over Facebook. In all honesty, the kinder, gentler Marty was really quite boring. I just couldn't get interested in hearing about Marty attempting - and failing - to walk a few blocks in some protest march. I felt pity for the unfortunate soul who had to give his sweating, panting fat ass a ride after he only made it a few dozen yards. You can imagine the relief I felt when Marty opened the Sabbath with this new post:
I knew Marty wouldn't be able to contain his desperate need to lie and scam. You just can't teach an Elder Dawg new tricks. It was only a matter of time before the lies would return for us to laugh at. There is so much stupidity in this one post that it more than makes up for any time lost while Marty was pretending to be a changed man. Let's take a closer look at just some of this Mongoose dropping, shall we...
Marty begins with announcing his next great MTM or MVP or maybe his new imaginary non profit LLC production company's event. It's Marty's 60th birthday party, so we'll just call it $60/60 for the donation Marty wants for a chance to attend "this historic event". Who, other than Marty, could possibly think this complete idiot's birthday is in any way historic? I find it amazing that Marty is still free to roam among the sane, but certainly not historic. You just can't make this crap up, CoMmies.
The location for this event has yet to be revealed because well, if he gives a location, it's easy to confirm that he's lying when the venue has never heard of the event and doesn't have anything reserved on that date. Marty learned this with his Great Lakeview Homecoming reunion dinner he was trying to sell tickets to last year. Also, Marty doesn't tell us where to buy the tickets or who is selling them. I guess we'll just have to wait for yet another event page that'll never materialize. I'm sure he'll get that up and running right after he posts the transcripts from his big PPO hearing with Flem Ling from nearly a year ago.
Only the Mongoose could turn his own birthday party that he's throwing for himself into a fundraiser. The interesting part of this fundraiser is the reason Marty gives for needing the funds. His "medical bills" will be a go-to excuse for at least the next year, but now he's added a new need. Marty needs a fundraiser to finance repairs to the cottage he inherited. Apparently, it needs a well, water heater, new pipes, and a toilet. You think he'd have started with these important details before installing the 10 person hot tub he bragged about putting in last fall. I'm also left to wonder how all of the people who work in the various offices he set up in the cottage last year can operate in those conditions. Are Pete Lucido's office staff having to pee in the bushes? Ugly Betty in the kitchen sink? If it's good enough for Marty, why not a state representative and a bully advocate, right?
Another question comes to mind. If Marty still needs to pay his medical bills, how is he attending, along with "his lawyer" as a guest, $100 a plate fundraisers for election candidates? Did CoM miss the fundraiser for Marty to buy tickets to these fundraisers?
We all knew Marty was long overdue for another great fundraising event. It just seems his imagination is lacking with this latest scam. No big name Hollywood celebrities. No national television coverage. No big corporate sponsors. The only incentive Marty gives for anyone to want to buy a ticket is the chance to win a stay in his parents old lake cottage. You know, the one where all the celebrity friends of his parents visited when in town. Of course, no one in the Prehn family other than Marty can recall the Prehns having any celebrity friends, much less them visiting the cottage. Maybe they autographed the walls or furniture so the lucky winners can get a picture of Marty's proof he's not lying. I know I'd love a chance for a weekend stay at a cottage with no water or toilet, just as long as a celebrity visited it 50 years ago. There just are no words to describe how stupid Marty is. Speaking of chance, this birthday party now meets the Michigan legal definition of a raffle and, accordingly, is regulated by his close friend Ruth Johnson and requires a permit. I'm certain the tickets will have the permit number printed on them, just to keep it all on the "up and up" (wink, wink).
The next part of this latest press release by the Mongoose is basically the same recycled threat we've been hearing from Marty for years with just a slight new twist. Marty is going to use the remaining funds after his medical bills are paid and the cottage is refurbished to go after his siblings - again! I thought that was the reason for the Marty Prehn Legal Defense Fund but, whatever. He mentions the same old RICO blah blah, federal lawsuit blah blah, federal prison sentence blah blah bullshit. We've seen this same threat how many times now? The new twist this time is Marty now claims his "distinguished lawyer Barry R Powers" will be filing this federal lawsuit. At first I assumed this was Marty just dropping the name of Denny McLain's lawyer but, who knows. If Marty has "retained" Mr Powers for his legal crusade, I have two thoughts for Barry. First: Before you file anything for Marty Prehn, you'd better research everything he told you. Marty's story has been proven as complete horseshit many times over. Second: Plan on working on this federal lawsuit for free because, a) there is not chance of winning because of the above mentioned detail, and b) there will be no "remaining funds" from the great $60/60 event. Marty will be lucky to get enough money from that farce to pay his cell phone bill, much less fix the cottage and pay for it. I guarantee you, Barry, there's no money there for you, so good luck.
I have a feeling someone is going to wish they'd never fed that pesky Mongoose...
